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 Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 1/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
About time. I don't know why, but I feel repulsed by the new staff at the old site. I'm not even sure how successful this will be, but what the hell. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 2/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Does he have time to plan? |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 3/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Craziness Domain need to make a return. Optionally, it could be renamed to, "Madness District" or "Absurdity Area" or some variation. You know, make it seem more modern and "evolved". Or something.  |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 4/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
What about the ladies? ;-;
I would presume that they are more than welcomed back. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 5/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
If I knew how to abuse embed tags, or if they actually worked, I'd totally pump the Earthbound level-up theme in this thread. And get banned for posting a MIDI embed on loop.
I was thinking about Earthbound's level up music when I entered this topic. Great minds think alike, and Earthbound for the win. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 6/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Rule #34...
I still haven't seen Metal Gear Solid/Refridgerator door/The Importance of Being Ernest crossover hentai. Nor have I seen any of Big Mouth Billy Bass, Universe Daily (the Wikipedia vandal), or Stratocumulus clouds. 29. It just keeps getting cut down. From 271 to 137 to 29. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 7/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Happy belated birthday, Adamant. Drinking is bad for the liver. Drinking and driving is bad for the life. I wouldn't recommend either one of them. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 8/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Well, it depends on which MySQL server you blew up. So which was it? |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 9/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Who - or what - is that on the far right side of the banner? Is it anything in particular? Is it from any particular form of media? Is it an admin's (alternate) avatar? Or what? |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 10/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
This topic is moving faster than I thought it would. You people are crazy.
I personally dislike layouts. They only serve to force me to readjust my reading style for every post, although I can appriciate the time and work that goes into them. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 11/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
A British Great White Shark. Complete with tophat and monocle.
This must be done. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 12/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
What are you people doing? These layouts are causing the board to implode upon itself! You'll kill us all! |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 13/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
What the hell. All for one and one for all!
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 14/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
From what I can remember...
Lots of money of the years. Various toys throughout the years A Final Fantasy I manual A paintball helmet |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 15/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Story Forum:
Multiplayer writing action! Debate: Where members go to think about things and argue amongst themselves for a bit, before leaving with views more extreme than when they came in. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 16/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
The year was 2004. There I was, with my associates, smoking a joint like we usually did every Thursday night. Suddenly gunshots rang out through the night, accompanied by a familiar scream. We ran outside, just in time to see Lil Joe collapse on the ground, and a dark red car speeding away from the scene. He had been shot multiple times. We knew this was the work of a rival gang. And we knew what it meant. A bloody turf war was about to take place.
The specifics were later handed to us by a uniformed member of their gang. We were shocked. It would be a battle of honor. No weapons, no vehicles. Just fists. It would take place on Wednesday, at 2:00AM sharp, in the old lot behind the junkyard. At this point, I wasn't a very good fighter. Big Papa offered to teach me some moves, but I just couldn't get into it for some reason. I was beginning to lose hope, when I remembered something. My best friend was kidnapped, violated, and murdered at the age of 12. I was present at the time of the kidnapping, and even had a knife on me at the time. I could've quite easily overpowered the man, but instead, I dove for cover. It was my fault that he died that day. I was not about to allow the same thing to happen again. Confidence regained, I worked hard, and in just a few short days, I was quite adept at hand to hand combat. Wednesday morning. 1:55AM. There I was, standing with my homies in the middle of the lot. The night was hot and humid. The suspense was unbearable. I was ready to kick some ass. Suddenly, we saw headlights approaching. It was them. They emerged from their vehicles in groups of four. We stared each other down for what seemed like forever. Our numbers were equal. After about a minute or so, one of their goons made the first move. He screamed out a war cry as he ran forward towards Marvin, arm outstretched. Luckily, my homie grabbed his arm, gave it a twist, and shoved the enemy gang member to the ground. The war had begun. We fought hard against the seemingly tireless members of our rival gang. While they were weak, they just didn't want to stay down. Soon, reinforcements arrived for their gang. These guys were more built than the first wave, and were thus tougher. We still managed to hold our ground while keeping losses to a minimum, though. Suddenly, a loud cry of pain pierced the air. I looked to my left to see one of the opposing gang members plunging a knife into Big Papa's body. "Cheating bastards." I thought to myself, although in the back of my mind, I knew this was bound to happen. Nevertheless, I ran over to the guy with the knife and kicked it out of his grasp with surprising precision. He was about to make a lunge for me when I grabbed him and threw him to the ground. I retrieved the knife and threw it with all my might into the junkyard nearby. It landed within the boundry of it. I was then tackled from behind by another gang member. I got up and stared menacingly into his eyes for a moment before we engaged in a brawl with each other. This was turning out to be more difficult than I thought. Suddenly, a vehicle sped into the war zone, stopping in the middle of the chaos. I realized what was coming, but no one else seemed to. I knew could only save myself. Knocking down the guy I was in a struggle with with a powerful elbow to the throat, I got out of there like all of hell was after me. I barely managed to get out of the blast radius as the car exploded in a magnificent explosion that lit up the night sky. I looked back at the battlefield, and knew that there were no survivors. Saddened by this senseless loss, I moped back to the hideout. When I arrived, though, something was amiss. It looked as though the place had been ramsacked! I noticed a faint glow coming from one of the rooms. I stealthily snuck up to it and peered inside. Sitting there, was a lone member of the opposing gang. I wondered what the hell he was doing in the enemy gang's hideout, and furthermore, why he was slacking off in it. At any rate, I snuck up behind him, pulled out my switchblade, and covered his mouth as I slit his throat. Moving the dead corpse aside, I looked to the computer screen to see just what he was looking at. While I expected something of the pornographic nature, I saw something different. A logo of a website stared back at me, and proclaimed the following... Acmlm's Board "Live the Fun Posting Experience" I was immediately hooked. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 17/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Posted by fabio Well, apparantly, you can. This topic proves it. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 18/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
lol @ America
Canada doesn't have prison-schools. Yay for not having such extreme paranoia. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 19/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
I was unable to think of anything else at the time of registration, and didn't want to use my usual alias, "System Error". It works fine as well, as it is simple and quite easy to remember. |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 20/87 EXP: 64301 Next: 3422 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6122 days Last view: 5728 days |
Posted by Imajin Dude. Mario replaced Imajin. Toad replaced Papa. |
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