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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 254/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
DUDE YOU SHOULD STOP DOING METH I HEAR THAT SHITS BAD FOR YOU |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 255/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
GOD WHEN WILL THEY GET IT THROUGH THEIR HEADS THAT THIS STAGE IS HATED BY MOST PEOPLE
SAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 258/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
i know
i was there |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 259/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
this made me shit bricks its kinda not for the faint of heart though
also his new album is amazing and you should listen to it right now |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 260/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
by far the best cartoon on adult swim.
C-C-C-C-C YEAAAAAAAAAAH. IM DOCTOR ROCKSO, THE ROCK'N ROLL CLOWN I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINE |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 261/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
I think so |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 262/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house last night for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering.
AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 263/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 264/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
this is a quality thread |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 265/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
BAWWW I NEED TO DO MORE WORK TO GRADUATE.
Just do the fucking classes and shut up. Don't ask questions about it. Learning a language is actually helpful. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 266/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
you aren't funny
eat a dick. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 267/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
Posted by Sp!t yes because this is a serious discussion more serious than other issues in our world mmk? (see what i did there) |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 268/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
in before grey mario with 300 reference |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 269/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
Posted by Jeff Albertson listen to this man |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 270/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
Posted by NightKev nice hyperhacker impression |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 271/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
What he said.
Or a rocket punch. Either or. Or hell... rocket FALCON punch. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 272/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
holy crap i am downloading this RIGHT NOW |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 273/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
HOLY CRAP SRW MUSIC THIS IS THE BEST HACK EVER
also anyone know how to get past this really annoying part in wily 1? It's soon after you use item 2 to get across a huge pit in the first stage (the spot i'm talking about has an E-tank on a lower platform) The ceiling is way too low to make the jump successfully, and the height difference between the E platform and the middle platform is just enough for item 2 to slip under so you can land on the other side, but I can't seem to catch it/catch up to it. Any ideas? |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 274/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
Portal kicks all kinds of ass.
i've been loving TF2 lots, though. Nothing beats almost perfecting the run to the flag as a spy in 2fort. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 275/388 EXP: 605509 Next: 5776 Since: 03-08-07 Last post: 5422 days Last view: 5421 days |
DREAM AND FRIENDS |
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