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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 914/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I think this post is useless. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 916/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
My television has been acting all weird. I need to adjust the TINT. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 917/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
Am I the only SANE person here? |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 919/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I am the master of the woodcutting SKILL |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 920/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I'm an uncle of 4 kids already (3 nephews and 1 niece). |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 921/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I throw Mariofan0 off of the Cliffs of Insanity. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 922/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
CULL is also a word. I've heard it used in the context of 3-D rendering or something. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 923/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I remember somebody accidentally stepping on a Super Mario Bros cartridge we had and breaking it. Other than that, I can't think of any game related things that have been broken in my house, other than a plethora of N64 analog sticks. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 924/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I had a COLT once, but it died. :-( |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 926/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I throw sirhaxor at Marzen. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 928/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
My mother TRIMS my hair. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 929/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
Samuel L. Jackson threw me at Mariofan0. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 932/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
I throw the money I saved from switching to Geico at nutman. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 933/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
The level graphics look top notch, but Master Albert looks like a random blob of pixels to me. :/ While I do appreciate your effort in trying to fit all of that detail into the sprite, the design definitely needs to be simplified. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 934/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
Here's a better thread. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 935/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
John McCain and WALL-E Go Skiing (Based on a True Story)
[Posted here (sans formatting) for your convenience] WALL-E had never gone skiing before. Finding skis that fit his treads was probably the hardest part, but after a little help from his Dad, John McCain, he found a suitable pair. John then proceeded to teach WALL-E the basics of skiing, starting with the “snowplow” technique. After a few failed attempts, WALL-E was able to successfully snowplow himself to a stop. WALL-E then learned how to turn, which was a considerably easier task. WALL-E spent the next hour sharpening his skiing skills at the rope tow area. His father congratulated his rapid progress, for WALL-E had managed to go an entire half-hour without falling down. WALL-E, feeling sufficiently experienced, asked his father in his squeaky voice, “I want to go up the ski lift.” His father responded, “ Sure. It will be fun.” They then went to the ski lift and entered it. WALL-E was scared on the ski lift. His lift was waving to and fro at such a great height that he felt as if the snow was saying “come down now.” The snow looked so perfect from his far away distance, and it kept on saying “come down now,” be he clenched his metal arms to the ski lift and stayed. In an attempt to not focus on the distance between him and the ground, he looked forward, but the steepness of the hill accentuated his height from the ground. He then looked up, only to see how loosely the lift was connected to the cord that held it. He took the pragmatic route and closed his eyes for the remainder of the trip upwards while squeezing his metal arms on his father's coat. After being unloaded from the ski lift, John gave his son some pertinent information on going down the slope: “Son, this is you're first time going down the big slope, so I want you to be careful. Don't go too fast. You should slalom back and forth from one end of the slope to the other to keep your speed down. If you need to, you should turn uphill. Most importantly, snowplow. Got it?” “Yes.” “Good. Let's start skiing.” At first the hill didn't seem very different than the ones at the tow rope area. The slope seemed pretty shallow, but the fog obscured WALL-E's view. After a couple minutes of skiing the slope became much steeper, causing WALL-E to panic. He thought it was going to fast, so he turned quickly, but fell in the process. His body slid down the slope several yards, mostly because of his flat surfaces. Fortunately for him, his father, being the kind and considerate man that he has always been, stayed close ahead and was able to help his son stand up again. WALL-E tried again, but the snow fogged up his lenses, making it difficult to see. Although John called WALL-E's name so that he could tell which direction was downhill, WALL-E ended up falling again. He just sat there crying. Suddenly, WALL-E heard a loud laugh of “Hurrhurrhurr!” in absurdly low pitch. “The snow-people!” McCain screamed, “That's their battle cry.” He was right. Soon the snow-people came skiing on down the slope. No one knows of their origins, but they are some of the most experienced skiers in the world. They spend their entire lives in the snow (if possible), eating raw human flesh for sustenance, and wearing the skins of animals they slaughter. They even use the faces of these animals as masks. Anthropologists who have studied these crazed humans have concluded that they are most likely furries gone crazy. For John McCain, the situation was simple: it was either “kill or be killed.” Picking the only option that would lead to his son's survival he pulled out his shotgun and fired. Taking advantage of his combat experience in Vietnam, he fired with such accuracy that a cross-country skier would have swoon over at the sight. Even with his super-human accuracy, the snow-people came in such great numbers that they were able to reach WALL-E. Regarding him as a toy, those abominations poked him with their ski poles and tossed him around like a lead beachball. “THAT'S IT!” McCain screamed. Historians are unsure of exactly how he managed to do it, but somehow McCain managed to kill all of snow-people playing with WALL-E with one pull of the trigger from his shotgun. Seeing the sheer impossibility of this awesomeness, the rest of the snow-people tried to run away, but it was no use. McCain already killed them. They continued down the slope as usual, with WALL-E falling about every ten feet, but eventually the two of them made it to the bottom. WALL-E felt overjoyed after having made it to the bottom of the slope alive, and felt the need to congratulate his father by straining his voice processor to it's absolute limit.” “You're the best dad ever!” WALL-E squealed. “Thank you, son. Now I'm going to tell you something I should have told you a long time ago.” “What?” “You're adopted,” his alleged father replied. “NOOOOOO!!!!!” said WALL-E as his circuits exploded. I'm John McCain, and I approve this message. THE END (P.S. Some epic readings would be nice.) |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 936/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
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02. Most Nice - 03. Most Funny - 04. Most Smart - 05. Most Witty - Stark 06. Most Creative - 07. Most Changed - 08. Most Helpful - 09. Most Understanding - 10. Most Professional - 11. Most Unpredictable - Jargon 12. Most Likely to Succeed - 13. Most Likely to Be the Parked Car - RomManic 14. Best Debater - Silvershield 15. Best Advisor - 16. Best Listener - 17. Best Positive Influence - 18. Best Programmer - giangurgolo, omega 19. Best ROM Hacker - smkdan 20. Best Fraxier - 21. Best Hardcore Gamer - Stark 22. Best Newbie - nutman 23. Best Veteran - Dr. Mario/Hell/whateverhisnameis 24. Best Regular Member - 25. Best Staff Member - Sukasa 26. Best Overall - |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 937/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
The windows should auto-align to some sort of grid when their headers are double-clicked. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 939/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
The Yo-Yo from Contra: Hard Corps. So hilariously broken. |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 940/1562 EXP: 4892386 Next: 100463 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 322 days Last view: 63 days |
*Points at avatar* |
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