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Hax0rkyo
Posted on 10-14-09 06:25 AM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 Link | Quote | ID: 117101


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Here is the patch http://www.mediafire.com/file/mm2yllw1tiz/NHMFTDN2.ips

Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 is a story about one mans struggle against a oppressive tyrannical government. Not only is Mario getting revenge for the loss of his head at the hands of the evil Dick Nazis, he's liberating the Kingdom of Sodomy while he's at it. Mario knows all to well the risks involved with fighting the Dick Nazis... but he doesn't care. Because he knows in the end somebody has to do it!

Yeah, I know some of you probably won't agree with this one but I'll post it here anyway.

Screenshots: (NSFW)



























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Hax0rkyo
Posted on 10-14-09 10:40 AM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 (rev. 2 of 10-14-09 10:48 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 117110


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Posted by amarcum81
Hmmmmm....... so this is what ROM hacking has become... Good lord!!

EDIT: I for one don't agree with this and think that this thread should be locked.... no deleted. I don't know about everyone else, but this used to be a site for serious hacks...

Sorry Newbie... just my opinion.


viable options sure, but complete censorship would be a bit overboard IMO

also I will only convert the embedded screenshots to plain old links at the request of a Moderator.
They are noted as NSFW so I believe I'm in the clear. though I kinda think they could be a little smaller, I believe the bigger the screen shot, the better.

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Hax0rkyo
Posted on 10-14-09 07:40 PM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 Link | Quote | ID: 117131


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Yeah, there will be a NHMFTDN3, and it will be a hack of SMB3. but it'll be so far out and different compared to SNPCFF1337 that the two hack will be incomparable. I have huge plans with NHMFTDN3 that push limits of what is possible in rom hacking. I plan on doing things with this hack that the community as a whole has never seen before. Something that will dwarf even the mighty ANAL RAPE door.



as for this being a troll thread, if I were gonna troll, why would I do it here? I don't even know you guys. It would be of no personal gain to me whatsoever. Now back to the topic at hand...

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Hax0rkyo
Posted on 10-15-09 05:16 AM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 (rev. 2 of 10-15-09 05:24 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 117176


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AHHHhhhh somebody finally noticed the backwards nazi signs... Hackers mistake? or part of a divine plan...? you be the judge.

yeah you'd probably be smart to go with the first one.


as for level editing, NHMFTDN3 will be a complete level edit, So just wait a year.

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Posted on 10-16-09 10:11 AM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 Link | Quote | ID: 117248


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I'm glad that I could brighten some peoples days. All you naysayers should at least try it before you give your final verdict. if you ask me these screenshots just don't do the hack justice. I mean, you've got to see some of the animations in this hack, they will absolutely blow you mind.

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Posted on 10-16-09 07:31 PM, in Naked Headless Mario Fights the Dick Nazis 2 (rev. 2 of 10-16-09 07:40 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 117268


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Okay, "koala Knight" if that indeed is your real name... what do you expect in a rom hack? Keeping in mind I'm not out to create a brand new game here... what could I have done to make it NHMFTDN2 a better hack?

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Posted on 04-20-10 11:41 PM, in New hack release "Rabbi Harrel GroberKlotz" (rev. 2 of 04-22-10 01:46 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 130224


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It called Rabbi Harrel Grobberklotz here are some of teh obligitory screenshots

[Screens removed for content]

It's possibly the first hack of the NES game Gumshoe (if I'm wrong lemme know), You can get the patch here: http://badderhacksnet.ipage.com/badderhacks/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=176:rabbi-harrel-groberklotz&catid=5:nes&Itemid=1

In this hack you play as Rabbi Harrel Groberklotz, A deranged lunatic whom cannot stop raping everything he comes into contact with. One day, he receives a letter stating he will contract herpes if he doesn't collect the 6 Black Dildos of Truth. It's pretty awesome and actually plays pretty well to, pending that your emulator has good zapper support. It's unplayable on PSPs unfortunately, due to lack of zapper support and I've yet to test it on FCEU X for the Wii. I'm fairly certain it will work though.

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Posted on 04-21-10 01:02 AM, in New hack release "Rabbi Harrel GroberKlotz" Link | Quote | ID: 130236


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it's not that I'm immature....actually yeah it is who am I kidding. It';s just that straightforward stuff like Strange Mario Bros just isn't fun to me.

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Posted on 04-27-10 12:41 AM, in New hack release "Rabbi Harrel GroberKlotz" Link | Quote | ID: 130579


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Naked Headless Mario Fights The Dick Nazis 3 will probably have new levels, I dunno, it depends if I am in a good mood or not. Right now though it's taking a back seat to Naked Headless Mario Fights The Dick Nazis 64. Mostly because I'm having more fun making it.

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Posted on 05-03-10 06:55 AM, in New hack release "Rabbi Harrel GroberKlotz" (rev. 5 of 05-03-10 08:15 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 130840


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thanks kgp4death, you nailed it buddy. Every rom hacker is different, different styles, different ways of thinking ect. People aren't always gonna see stuff you agree with but whatever, you know?

as for my age, I fit the 18 to 24 demographic, I'm not some little kid trust me.


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Posted on 08-29-15 09:13 AM, in New Release: Kinky Kyolings Link | Quote | ID: 160954


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Long before Naked Headless Mario fought the Dick Nazis... another tale unfolded. A tale of subjugation. A tale that describes the near complete and utter destruction of a benign race by a group of aliens from another world.

They were the Kyolings. They were a loving species. A happy species. A peaceful species. Until the aliens showed up. Then it was all down hill. Join the Kyolings as they are driven to near extinction by an unknown race of aliens.

Kinky Kyolings is a hack of Krazy Kreatures, an unlicensed NES game created by American Video entertainment. Give it a looksie why don't you?

Please note, the contents of this hack are EXTREMELY NSFW




You can download the hack here: http://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=940


Or Here: http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/2520/


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Posted on 09-07-15 06:31 AM, in New Release: Naked Headless Mario Fights the DIck Nazis 2 Link | Quote | ID: 161047


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Well, not exactly a NEW release, but it's been heavily updated to the point where it might as well be. When I first released Naked Headless Mario FIghts the Dick Nazis 2 in 2009, it was a bit primitive even for the time it came out. Now, it's been upgraded to 2015 standards.

CHANGED MUSIC
CHANGED PALETTES
CHANGED ENDING

All the things that should have been in there from the begining have been added.

Give it a look why don't you?






You can get it here
Baddesthacks.net Link: http://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=519
Romhacking.net Link: http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/2532/

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Posted on 09-11-15 09:58 AM, in New Release: Naked Headless Mario Fights the DIck Nazis 2 Link | Quote | ID: 161091


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Good to hear from you, Googie!

Crazy Grama is based on some comics I drew as a kid. The art style of the ROM hack does it's best to emulate the style of those comics. I'm not sure there are any other Super Mario Bros hacks quite like it at least from a artistic standpoint. I'm also having trouble getting the gameplay balanced around the fact that projectiles are now fired by the player in a straight line rather than bouncing.



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Posted on 01-28-16 09:45 PM, in [NSFW] Naked Princess Peach F*cks the D*ck Nazis Link | Quote | ID: 162470


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Naked Princess Peach Fucks the Dick Nazis has finally been released! It is a hack of Super Mario Bros. It entails Peaches struggles with Dick Nazi Cum addiction, and the lengths she'll go through to get her fix.


*Play through 21 news levels.*

These levels have been thoroughly tested and are not your average Kaizo bullshit levels. The difficultly is roughly on par with worlds 6 through 8 of the original Super Mario Bros.

*Brand new music by Dr. Floppy! *

most tracks in game have been modified, however, Dr. Floppy has arranged 2 new tracks for the game; that are blatantly stolen from other properties! La Bamba by Richie Valens replaces the Starman theme. "Trust Me" from the Terminator 2 OST now plays during most over world sequences.

*MMC5 Conversion*

The hack utilizes the MMC5 Mapper to allow for extra sound channels in game, animated background elements, and some other behind the scenes features.








You can download the hack at Baddesthacks.net and Romhacking.net


Baddesthacks.net link: http://www.baddesthacks.net/?p=1858

Romhacking.net link: http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/2716/


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Posted on 01-29-16 05:19 AM, in [NSFW] Naked Princess Peach F*cks the D*ck Nazis (rev. 2 of 01-29-16 05:19 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 162477


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Posted by Mike-Tech

Will you atleast do a hack that doesn't involve that pornographic, hatefull mess out of it ?



No

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Posted on 01-29-16 08:26 PM, in Nazis rock Link | Quote | ID: 162695


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You faggot niggers

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Posted on 01-29-16 08:27 PM, in Penis Link | Quote | ID: 162696


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This is all ROM hacking should be about as well as Nazis cuz they're awesome

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