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 Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 1/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
Helloski everyone, I'm just here because I've heard many cool things about this board including but not limited to awesome-tocity and hilarity. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 2/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I've had my fair share of Dorf Forts...mind you none of them lasted too long. I tried a few early ones while I was working out how to drive the game, and they all did pretty miserably. Finally I figured out some of the more basic mechanics like farming, irrigation, making rooms and whatnot. My fort grew reasonably, but never matched anything like what I had seen and read about online. I never had epic fountains of magma at which my blacksmithees could smelt and melt, and sadly I never had much of an attack occur past running into small woodland creatures stealing my turtle shell trinkets. Some might view this as a positive, but considering i was finally wrangled into trying the game by the epic Elephant War of Boatmurdered, I was a little disappointed. I had build defenses like a bottle neck with archer posts, and some nifty trap doors/ draw bridges. I would have loved to see if they worked :-/ ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 3/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I was seeing something along the lines of Aztec temples being nothing like temples at all! They're actually MECHS that were left here centuries ago! The Aztecs built them, and instead of using them to fight off foreign invaders (like Cortez...and a monsterous corporealization of Small Pox) they planted them and ordered them to lie and wait until a random, arbitrarily decided upon date when they would wake up and melt the planet.
Aztecs are dicks. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 4/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
Venture Brothers. Hank throws on a fake goatee to try and act older and foreign:
"Helloski, I am Russian Guyovich!" ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 5/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I'm presuming United Forever is a newer, updated version? Is anyone aware of exactly what they changed or added? ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 6/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
Welcome, from one board2 rookie to another! ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 7/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
Yeah, KISSING IS A TWO WAY STREET! You shouldn't just wait for her cues. If you guys have kissed or done anything else before, there really should be little to no problem when you move in for a kiss that you're in the mood for. If there is I would just look for someone else.
Broadening that to all girls instead of just her, the worst that will ever happen is she'll say no. It will suck and sting for about an hour to a couple of days, depending on the girl. After that, you'll find yourself moving on. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 9/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I'm not exactly practiced...hm.
I'm presuming you Stark and Cirvante are pretty good, considering you enjoy the game enough to set up a tournie. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 10/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
Just got it about a week ago, and I've fallen pretty intensely in love with it. I dont think it will ever take the place of my multiplayer fighting soulmate Super Smash, but it is definitely a welcome and needed change up. Its faster than SFIV, with a smaller, more balanced, and more unique cast (it eschews the perfunctory fireballs and uppercuts for characters with truly unique feels and movesets).
The title also reeks of the classic gaming grail of "easy to pick up, difficult to master." I found it wasn't too difficult to start playing for the first time and developing combos. They were small combos, but hey, they're the seeds for greater and bigger things, and it also gives satisfaction and interest to people who pick up the game because of the pro level videos they saw on youtube. Nothing hurts more than watching a video with insane combos and not being able to string more than 3 hits together. I also very much like the small, first time additions to the game. I've never encountered anything like the barrier burst- an ability to instantly interrupt any combo and blast your enemy away, at the price of taking double damage for the remainder of the round. Its a sort of second wind that can cause exciting, game changing momentum shifts. I also like the ability to recover in air and the moment you hit the ground, in whatever direction you'd like. It reminds me of teching in Super Smash. Anyway enough of my micro review. Who here plays!? And what do you think? How does it stack up to other fighters? Can I play with you!? Who do you main?! Love me? ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 12/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I don't think I've gotten deep enough to find too many of the match-up problems you're referring to. I'm not at all suggesting you're incorrect, merely that I'm curious about some of the match up problems. I can see Tager VS Carl being impossible for obivous reasons. Any others?
Also, I main as Jin. I second as Bang for the same reason I second as Captain Falcon. THEY are the manliest and make me cackle every time I win with them. I also <3 Bangs special where he goes into a super corny anime-esque power up. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 13/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
I guess I just haven't really played on a pro level yet, so I haven't seen the huge tier valleys myself. I have experienced a good online Nu though.
That sucked many dicks. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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Micro-Goomba Level: 10 Posts: 14/14 EXP: 3847 Next: 567 Since: 08-07-09 Last post: 5388 days Last view: 5382 days |
What you probably saw was an Astral Finish move, a super special that can only be used under certain circumstances (last round, opponent at 20% life or lower). They're very cinematic game finishers. Most specials aren't too overdone. ____________________ -Hey baby, I hope you're ready for a night of painfully narcissistic introspection, punctuated by physical unwieldyness, all building up to a big impotent crescendo...followed by me crying in a locked bathroom. -But I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin. I'm claiming the right to be unhappy. Not to mention the right to grow old and ugly and impotent; the right to have syphilis and cancer; the right to have too little to eat; the right to be lousy; the right to live in constant apprehension of what may happen to-morrow; the right to catch typhoid; the right to be tortured by unspeakable pains of every kind. I claim them all. |
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