Here's my Adventure log.

Starting in Cryptbottles, Warlord Gabat Mostdweller sent me to kill Eb the lizard brute in Naildonkeys.
I travel to Naildonkeys, meet the warlord Quesa Daggerhopper, who tells me that Eb is right there in Naildonkeys and I should kill him.
I find Eb in an apartment - she's a lawgiver and not hostile, as in I can talk to her and bumping does not attack. Looking at her reveals it is indeed Eb the lizard brute.
My mission is to kill Eb, so I press Shift-A.
The moment she's dead, the entirity of Naildonkeys goes hostile, including Daggerhopper, who promptly turns from a Warlord into an Animal Dissecter.

Yep, I was ordered to kill a Lawmaker and the people who ordered me to then tried to kill me for doing what they told me to.

Sounds almost biblical.

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When and where will I reach level 20?
Excellent timing - the conversation I had earlier on IRC, combined with Hammy's comment just before I started this reply make me rather unwilling to make any statements of such a nature. Sorry 'bout that. You'll find your answer when you get there.

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Why does Nikolaj choose to make his layout unreadable?
Sorry 'bout skipping this earlier, you ninja'd me. I for one find it readable enough. Perhaps the yellow part of the flames messes with the contrast a bit, but I see no problem when focussing on the text box and its contents.

How is the weather today?
It's okay.

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How many badges do you have in Pokémon HG/SS?
None. Antipiracy disaster struck while grinding my Rattata before I reached Falkner.

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Posted by roxahris

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Let me say this; if "naked headless mario vs the dick nazi's 3" comes with substantial modifications to not only graphics and text, but levels, music, and even gameplay, then I'm sure more than just a few twisted "mature" gamers will play it.

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So true.

* Kawa will be waiting for Naked Headless Mario VS The Dick Nazis 3 now.

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Who's the hottest female Gymleader in HG/SS?
It's a tie between Grownup!Misty and Sabrina.

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And nobody can say that some good level design, some original music and an ASM hack or two can't redeem a game called Naked Headless Mario VS The Duck Nazis 3

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Could you guys please take this "unreadable layout" business elsewhere?

what sort of "antipiracy disaster" are you talking about?
I was out on Route 29, near the edge of Cherrygrove, levelling a Rattata I had caught to be about the same level as my Totodile, who was Lv.8 by then, before moving up to Falkner. I made a save state at the beginning of a battle with a wild Lv.4 Hoothoot, Rattata being at Lv.5 by then. However, ending the battle (be it Run Away or defeat), ends in a black screen and a hung Desumeme DeSmuME. I have a savegame, but that's from before I spent all that time levelling Rattata from Lv.2.

It's rather... bleh. A cheat or two to disable the AP measures would be appreciated, especially if it'll work in the middle of a fight.

Firefox or Google Chrome?
Opera.

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I have two jokes scripted out, just been a bit busy with other things.

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What browser would you use if Opera didn't exist?
... Konqueror.

Just because.

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Alternatively, use Foobar with an SPC plugin.

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Posted by Mega-Mario

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About layouts, Marzen, you should make your font bigger. Either it is really tiny, or I'm really a blind ass.

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It's okay to me, so you're a blind ass.

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Posted by JaSp

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In the case of DD's docs, 0x indicates a ROM address and $ indicates a RAM address.

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Just popping up to say this is one of the main reasons I prefer GBA hacking: if a given address, given as a full 32 bits value, starts with 0x08, you can bet it all it'll be a ROM address, no matter what prefix the author uses. If it's a 24-bit value, it's probably still a ROM address.

* Kawa disappears again

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You could've just sent a PM to a random admin.

Just one, though.

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Posted by Nikolaj

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I agree with Mega-Mario, your font size is fucking tiny.
I have the board font size set to 11090...

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I'm on 70%. You're all just blind.

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Haz and RT-55J have inspired me to draw this. Surprisingly, considering the current topic, this is fully safe for work. Also surprisingly, this contains the most detailed prop art in my recent artwork so far.

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Posted by YamiMario

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Well, at least at an earlier age anyways.

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That's kinda the problem, isn't it? What age do think Kyo is? Or Jomb?

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Posted by YamiMario

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Or maybe they are making these because they know it will get some attention, no matter what.

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I do believe you nailed it.

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It's funny. Earlier today I was having a little rant about how people like you and Kyo are so incredibly purile, and I explicitely stated that you'd be all defensive, as if your productions were some sort of Art.

Well, I said it then, and I guess I'll say it here where you can read it: they're not. Get off the high horse and try making something most people would agree is a good hack.


Also, I will never play any of your games. This is not a Saw movie.


Edit: "Clearly you have not played my game. You see genitals and a synapse fires off in your brain going "boobies!" or "penis!" and like a Pavlov dog saliva flows."
What the hell is that supposed to imply? That I'd actually enjoy seeing these crappy excuses for hacks? That it's somehow not normal for people to "fire the 'penis' synapse" when they see one?

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I was talking about the rom hacks you and Kyo have been making, up to now. In case you were too far up your high horse to see.

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