Episode 4: My laptop is actually much larger than this

It is done.

Fun fact: most of the time, with large articles, I save them for later reading. I didn't draw my usual avatar in this comic because the events depicted were offline last night. Y'see?

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<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
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Boobs or ass?
The hell kinda question is that? I'd need more context to answer that one.

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Which of them do you prefer?
I repeat and elaborate: do you mean "which would I rather look at" or "which would I rather stick mah dick in(between)"? Hell, let's just go with the former -- boobs. Next question plz!

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Posted by Haz

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you kind of look like an old man in it :p

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It's true -- shaving my beard makes me look ten to twenty years younger, I'm told. It depends on who's talkin', and how long my beard was before.

* Kawa proceeds to do a ridiculous Old Snake imitation

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Inspired by this thread, I went and added letter links to ABXD's memberlist. Cellar's point stands, though -- anybody with a numeric or symbolic first character can't be filtered out by those links, but most would be alphabetic, so see if I care.

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Yes, that would be a symbolic name.

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Do you have Twitter?
I think my posting a Penny Arcade comic in the relevant thread sums up quite nicely how idiotic I find it.

Why are you still here?
Why the hell not?

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Same to you, Nate: great example.

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<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
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What is best for kicking ass?
A large, sturdy boot (steel toes fully optional), strong leg muscles and good aim.

What's best for taking names?
A steady hand, a fresh writing implement and some paper.

What is awesome
Your mom was pretty damn awesome last night, I'm told.

What is love?
Let me ask my chat engine test.

> what is love?

'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an

Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.

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Why don't you have anything better to do?
I'm the Kawa, nuff said.

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Why is that?
Oh that? That's actually something Kironide said -- editprofile eats the "lower than" entity, causing "&lt;Kironide>" to be "<Kironide>", which is then seen as an HTML tag and disappears. It happens every time I change something, like my posts-per-page for dumping. History dictates this last happened when I was counting the Mosts votes.

* Kawa edits his profile again.

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On the idea that SPCs and such don't have an intrinsic length, I'd like to switch SNES for GBA and speak from experience: the progress bar in Sappy is not time-based, but how far along in the track data, which is why it can jump around like that. It has the same basic cause.

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Doesn't <z> work?
I can't quite remember, but I think there was some reason for me to stop using that...

And do you and Cynthia live together?
Yep, we do. It's quite nice.



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What Black's basically saying is that there isn't.

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Do you know what I played my question at after Gywall's?
Assuming you meant what I think you meant... is it a song title?

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It has to do with a well-known Nintendo spokesman. Care to guess who?
...Reggie?

* Kawa is going to log off and go sleep now. GOOD NIGHT!

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Should I consider that your answer?
No, that'd be the "Reggie?" part.

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* Kawa saves the thread just because BH and Haz are being funny like that.

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Did you know you forgot to answer a question?
No, I did not. Let's do that one right now!

When it comes to a big group project and your partners are lazy and good for nothing, what do you do?
Same thing I always do: throw my hands in the air, curse people where applicable and find something else to do.

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Posted by Nikolaj

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Heh, but how am I supposed to know what &exppct& is?

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IIRC, it's the amount of exp left until level up, as a percentage (0-100). Good for progress bars.

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