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 Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 73/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Wow, hello there! I am told you are something of a celebrity around these parts. I know this may be a bit much for a lurker/newbie like me... but may I please get your autograph? It would certainly make my day.
Sign wherever you please on this sheet of parchment, preferably on the line there. Ignore the rest of the words on it; I assure you it is not some sort of contract and that I am not simply trying to scam the rights to your very existence out of you. That would be underhanded and sneaky of me. ____________________  |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 74/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Depending on how things go, I'll basically be catching up on school during the summer(it's a very long story).
If things go amazingly, scratch that in favor of pure FFXI and college preparation. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 75/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by Reinfors Hm. Very well. We'll play it by your rules for now. If any knife-based murders of anyone in the line ahead of me occur though, I assure you it wasn't me. I am not a murderer. For my number, we shall roll a die with number of sides equal to what the memberlist says is the highest ID number! Xauna: ~roll 1d546 Tina: Xauna rolls a 546-sided die 1 time: 412 ...Whoo. 412th place in line. Fun. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 76/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Broken spellcheck?
Yeah, that's no major loss.  ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 77/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by Electrometer Prime Get it straight, Highschool screwed ME! :X ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 78/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Thank you, Xk~ ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 79/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by TheGreatGuy So our secret weapon is the ability to drag them down to our level? Nifty. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 80/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by Katelyn Or lack thereof o: ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 81/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by cpubasic13Posted by XaunaBecause you want panties?Posted by Katelyn Me? No, I do not want them. Because... if the girls have none... then it implies... Oh, come ON, do I even really have to explain this one to you? USE YOUR OTHER HEAD, MAN! ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 82/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
NO MY COUNTRY SUCKS MORE THAN YOURS GYWALL ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 83/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I AM THE LEADER OF THE SQUIRREL ARMY? WHY I NEVER!
... Wait, nobody mentioned any such thing. ...Well. Move along then. Forget you heard anything. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 84/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
I do agree on that; America itself is a beautiful country. However, being populated by morons makes it nigh unlivable. You got lawsuits for $60 million dollars because of a single missing pair of pants, among more of the most retarded reasons people are getting sued for. It's just... crappy. Freedom and rights seem to exist only to screw you over and don't work for you at all unless you're in a large corporation or can afford a good lawyer. Then we got things like this article where people have a New Yorker*-like approach to pain and suffering. Nobody gives a shit about anything anymore unless it acts against them as an inconvenience or if they think they can gain something from it.
On the topic of the article itself, that was just plain horrible. If I was ever in that kid's position though... I have a bit of an anger problem, so chances are I would summon up some energy through adrenaline and whatnot and go beat a doctor up until they do SOMETHING to help. Even if it involves giving me morphine or something. As long as I don't feel the pain. * New Yorker behavior: Best example I can give is Men In Black II, during the subway sequence. Which is the funniest scene in the history of mankind, and also oh-so-roflmaoing true. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 85/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Still feel like I should say more, but if you want to keep data of "people interested" in the thread, very well. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 86/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
MY SIG ARE FINAL FANTASY INTRO B/C I LIKE FINAL FANTASY DO YOU LIKE FINAL FANTASY IT ARE COOL
That is all. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 87/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
WHO AM I? WHAT IS MY PURPOSE? ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 88/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Posted by ?Posted by ? Are you talking to me, or them? ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 89/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Cellphones are nice, y'know? Yeah. Lovely little gadgets.
That is, they would be if some idiot wasn't handing out your cell number like it's going out of style down in Tampa. Guess how many "wrong numbers" I've been getting for this Chris dude? Go on, guess. Ready? 40. In the last month. All from different numbers. Isn't that just peachy? My latest call was, get this, at 1:30 in the morning on a night where I barely even had a chance to sleep anyway. The content of the call was this: (phone rings) Me: *wakes up, reaches over, and picks it up* ...Hello? Person: ... Me: ... Person: ... *click* Me: ... *BERSERKER MODE* I looked up the offending number. It would be forgivable if the call was from Squall Leonheart; that dude seems incapable of making a full sentence without using an ellipses. But it wasn't, and in fact, the number doesn't even have a name registered to it. I'm guessing it was a city tollbooth or something. My detective's instinct is starting to wonder if my phone number is not just being handed out, but perhaps that some retard scribbled it down on a bathroom wall somewhere. And if I track that person down, his life will be cut severely short for the least decent of reasons. Just out of curiosity, any of you have similar experiences? ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 90/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
I actually have been considering that for a while, but if I did that I would have to track down every person who has my number to update them. That's no easy feat, considering that I use my phone in lieu of a land line(my dad uses the land line all the time). So I'd also have to go around and alter any job applications that are still, for the sake of being there, considered "active".
Of course, I may just stop giving a damn altogether and change it anyway, since this has been a huge waste of my time and sleep cycle. I could also just start keeping my phone off during times when I don't want calls, but I leave it on with the strict reasoning that some of my friends are somewhat mentally unstable and do need a friend to talk to such as myself sometimes to keep from going over the edge. ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 91/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
I hear warm milk can help one fall asleep. You may not have much time left, but you should still try and at LEAST grab a cat-nap.
Failing that, caffiene. And lots of it. What kind of job do you have? ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 92/95 EXP: 73581 Next: 4544 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6145 days Last view: 6136 days |
Happy Birthday, Kawa.
Now sign on the line on this sheet of paper here. Don't worry, it's not some sort of contract or anything... I need your authorization to get your present shipped here is all. Ignore the fine print. (Good thinking, Xauna... He'll fall for it.) ____________________ |
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