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 Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 43/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
You're good
Almost too good |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 44/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
Posted by instrince Do I need to answer |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 45/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
Posted by Grey MarioPosted by RikuPosted by instrince Apparantly not clear enough |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 46/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
While I do admit that my musical interests are limited and a bit focused, I stand with several others when I say I listen to a lot of rock. But I will compile a list anyway, showing what I do listen to. 
Rock 1. Metallica (I still listen to them, and Death Magnetic doesn't make me vomit) 2. Tenacious D (Go listen to Master Exploder and Tribute) 3. Disturbed 4. AC/DC 5. The Who 6. Deep Purple 7. Gun's N Roses (Their new stuff isn't so great) 8. Nirvana 9. Jimmy Eat World (The Middle... listen to it.) 10. Dragonforce (I like a little bit of their stuff... but it all sounds the same.) 11. Journey 12. Iron Maiden 13. Aerosmith Video Game Music 1. Star Ocean: The Second Story 2. MGS Series 3. Mario Series 4. Kingdom Hearts Series 5. Final Fantasy Series 6. Legend of Zelda Series I also listen to instrumental music, but the list would be even more pathetic and less specific than the above... so no. |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 47/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
I've been playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed.
The engine and gameplay is better then people make it out to be... |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 48/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
Posted by StarkWhen I crave certain tastes, my hunger clouds my judgementPosted by KP9001You can get a pack of ramen for about ten cents, that destroys hot pockets for affordability Besides... Milk, Ramen Noodles, and Hotpockets are significantly less expensive then the normal shoppers cart. Other people go out and buy pork brains. Those fools |
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Koopa Level: 25 Posts: 49/103 EXP: 83141 Next: 6479 Since: 02-19-07 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 3639 days Last view: 3626 days |
The team jumps forward to attack him. Michael attempts to use his psychic powers and knock Kelly down. Jesus hits him with a bolt of lightning which doesn’t do anything. Michael’s psychic powers failed so he attempted to attack him with his physical strength. Michael misses horridly as Kelly avoids him. He tries again. Kelly toys with him. When he teleports out to dodge, he teleport attacks Michael. Jay catches Michael using the element control of water. Kelly knocks Jay out of the way as I stop time and attempt to attack. Kelly is still fast because everything was enhanced 1600%. We clash as time ripples itself. Jay, Michael, and Jesus just see impact bubbles until we’re visible for half a second. Where I teleport behind him, but he teleports behind and slams me into the ground with all of his might. Jesus shoots another bolt of lighting as Kelly absorbs it and launches it back at Jesus. Jesus is knocked away. Jay attempts to launch a rock pile at Kelly, but Kelly freezes it and it falls to the ground. Kelly then uses his super speed to knock Jay back. They’re all running to the right towards a Cliffside. Kelly teleports to the background while they’re still moving. He launches light beams, flamethrower attacks and Ice Beams towards the heroes. They dodge, and almost get hit when I teleport to the background knocking Kelly out of the way. Michael then sees the cliff and attempts to stop. Right at the edge he halts.
Michael: “Whoa! That was close!” Michael stands there for a second relieved when Jesus bumps into him, and then Jay, knocking them down a spiky cliff. Jay rips a platform underneath them so they didn’t die like morons. The platform is made of rock is sliding down the cliff. Suddenly Michael lands on Jay’s shoulders and Jesus on Michaels. Kelly and I are in the background knocking against each other, using teleport attacks. Jesus, Michael, and Jay are trying to balance. After several teleport attacks, the cliff leads to a jungle. A ripple startles Michael, Jay, and Jesus as we land. Jesus thrusts forward, charges for a lightning attack, and Kelly uses his light beam in half a second. We’re knocked in the air, and the forest is destroyed. He then uses another light beam and knocks us into a hole. The heroes lost their will to fight. Kelly lands… and Jeremy is in his sights. Jeremy: “Kelly?! What are you doing here?!” Kelly: “Excellent. I get two jewels… and REVENGE.” Jeremy: “What are you going to do?!” Kelly: “Something very fitting.” Kelly flies off towards the sky. Kelly then charges a combination of flames, ice, and light energy. The energy combines into a ball. Kelly: “THE END HAS COME!” The energy ball gets larger and larger. It expands and the electric bolts jolt between the different energies. The heroes get up, drained. The sky grows black and the only light around comes from Kelly’s energy beam. Lightning strikes, feeding the beam, and it still continues to grow. It’s the size of Monroe County. Trent: “Ohh— WOAH!” Michael: “We’ve got to get out of here!” Trent: “I can’t teleport far enough to avoid the blast. If only I happened to have one of those jewels…!” Jay: “Great! So we sit and wait to die?! Kelly is such a douche!” Jesus: “Wait. I’ve got an idea.” Jesus charges up a lightning bolt and releases it. Kelly’s still charging up. The bolt hits Kelly throwing him off guard. One of the jewels falls, and Kelly notices. He’s not about to let him have it. Kelly: “YOU’LL NEVER LEAVE ALIVE!!!” Kelly flies to the top of the beam and proceeds to kick it out of the sky. It falls towards South America. Suddenly, I catch the jewel. Trent: “Finally.” I teleport the team away. There isn’t enough time to get Jeremy… and besides, I kind of forgot about him. The beam slowly reaches the continent. The heat incinerates Jeremy alive… and he burns to death as his skin is burned alive. First he loses his sight, and the third degree burns take away the remaining two seconds of pain left as even the bone is turned into dust. His tribe is destroyed as it touches the ground. The ground implodes and surrounding forests and trees are knocked away from the impact. Suddenly the energy drawn triggers something and explodes. The explosion expands and rips the continent into nothingness. Kelly thinks that we are dead. Kelly watches with joy from a safe distance. He watches silently. We arrive just in time to witness the explosion. Jesus: “Is everyone okay?” Jay: “Poor Jeremy…” Trent: “Knew I forgot something…” Michael: “Kelly cheated… where are we? The Radar says a jewel is about 36 miles away… The heroes check out their surroundings… A desert in the middle of nowhere… and a pyramid is something is far off in the distance… Jesus: “So… we’re in Africa.” The heroes are still freaking out over Kelly. Trent: “…What takes all of our strength is easy for him, he takes down all three teams very easily, and manages to destroy an entire continent… we’re screwed. Michael: “Man! What’s Kelly’s problem?! Blowing up South America was so lame!” Jay: “It’s like he has… no soul.” Jesus: “Can we go now? I sense a jewel nearby…” They begin walking to the object for a few days. When they approach, it is a pyramid. All of sudden it rises even higher like it knows we’re going in. Chapter 14: More than just Kelly to worry about? The camera zooms in on the shadow of a figure tinkering with machinery. He’s a little fat in the waist… and appears to be half metal on one side. He’s just completed something big. Two other figures holding Guitar Hero battle axes are standing nearby… shrouded in their darkness. The darkness fades into light… The metal was the only thing keeping the fat one alive. It was… Jason?! Yes, Jason had apparently been reconstructed to keep him artificially alive. He’s breathing through some kind of helmet… similar to Darth Vader. The other two figures are Josh and Matt. They’re holding battle-axes from Guitar Hero. Matthew Newport: “Dude! It’s a good thing I’m naturally good at these things… otherwise, you’d still be above Kelly’s desk.” Josh: “So, like, does it work?” Jason: “I feel so corny. But this metal is holding together quite nicely. There! The weapon is finished!” Matthew Newport: “Metal?” Josh: “Dude. We really, like, couldn’t find any metal… so we used “Legos” and spray painted them kind of grayish.” Jason: “…So. I’m made of LEGO?” It is very awkwardly silent as Jason’s arm fell off. Those fools should have used Mega Blocks! But, however, meanwhile in another lair… shadow veils over some mechanical creations being made. They’re messing with robotic versions of people. It was Alison and Caitlyn being repaired. The other two lost too much to be restored. The man in the shadows is revealed. It was Kelly’s escaped project MTJJ, an individual with the powers of Michael, Trent, Jay and Jesus. He was nicknamed the “Doppelganger.” You may ask to why Alison and Caitlyn were recovered. Doppelganger is a ninja who managed to receive their DNA in 2.25 seconds, leaving him a remaining 12 seconds to balance his checkbook, cure cancer, and solve a rubex cube. Doppelganger: “There we are. Great. Now to activate them.” He activates the four recovered people he’d been working on. It was Alison, Caitlyn, N-Trent, and N-Jay. The others were not saved. Alison: “I’m alive!” Caitlyn: “Me too!” N-Trent: “No. You guys are copies with memory of the originals.” N-Jay: “Ah, but we’re much more efficiently constructed.” Doppelganger: “You work for me now.” The camera zooms out on another lair. The lair is a combination of deathtraps and vehicles in construction. It was the Power Rangers lair. Lacy was yellow, Leslie is pink, John is black, Tommy is red, and Charlie is blue. Lacy: “Why am I yellow?! I’m not ASIAN!” Leslie: “Well, I know I’m not Asian…” John: “Hey, can you guys stop fighting?” Tommy: “Okay team, we’re about to go out in our new vehicles and test out our equipment.” John: “Tommy, shut up and get in your damned tank or whatever the hell it is. I don’t know how you guys convinced me to be a Power Ranger.” They go out of their lair with the vehicles and equipment. They have radar, tank, or any other kind of rip-off Japanese robot shit. I’m tripping just by typing about it. But anyway, meanwhile… the heroes are up against the pyramid/tomb giant stairs. Jesus is using the tracker. Jesus: “Well… it’s in here for sure.” Trent: “Wait a minute… where’s the Radar Radar?” Jay: “Remember? Jesus dropped it when he hit that wall. No one was there to pick it up, so it must have been destroyed with the continent.” Suddenly the screen pans over on Chuck Norris swimming in the middle of the ocean. He’s holding the Radar Radar while swimming in our direction. Chuck: “REVENGE WILL BE SERVED!!” Chapter 15: The Tomb and the Trials The party is entering the doors. They walk inside and see a mouth spitting out electronic words. Electronic Voice: “STOP. Do not enter. You’ll be sorry—“ Underneath him was flight of stairs that looked like it extended for miles. We ignored the voice as we walked down the stairs. Suddenly the stairs all fold into a slide. Jesus: “Oh GOD—“ We all slide down for what seems like an hour. When we reach the bottom, we see a room with pillars of jewels. On the largest one was the Jewel of Malice. Around it were stone statues of men in armor with axes. In the back was a Stone Scorpion King. Trent: “That’s it?! Why—“ Michael: “Isn’t this any harder? It really is, when we get the jewel, it’s going to be like “You touched it, now you must diiiiieee…” and Jesus is like “WTF? Who said that?” And so the Scorpion isn’t made of stone. It’s metal and it’s got a guy inside of it.” Scorpion: “You take the fun out of everything.” Jesus: “I have to agree. Now this Scorpion’s entrance isn’t very cool. All of a sudden, two figures moving incredibly fast flash. The screen flashes. All of a sudden, the Scorpion explodes and the man inside lands on the ground. The man is Troy Bartley. Troy: “Son of a bitch! Y’know, you guys suck. How the fuck am I supposed to conquer the world if you guys destroy machinery?!!” The two figures land. It was Kierstin and Kelci, apparently dressed up like some kind of treasure hunters. About this time Troy notices them. Troy: “I’m going to kill you guys.” Kelci: “That bastard just called us guys!” Kierstin: “Don’t worry, we’ll kick his ass!” Troy presses a button and suddenly he gains four tentacles on his back. He’s like Doc-Ock. He looks at the girls. Troy: “I’ll kill you guys!” Kelci and Kierstin still jump at Troy, but they’re both caught by his tentacles. He bashes them on the ground several times. Kierstin uses her AK-47 and shoots at Troy, piercing his side. He dropped Kierstin. Kierstin pulls out a broadsword and a dagger and slices off the off the arm holding Kelci. Troy presses a button and super machine guns replace the two arms. Jesus: “I feel very ignored.” Trent: “We could change that…” I hold the jewel in my hand… and I activate its power. Trent: “Whoa. Now I know what Kelly felt like.” I use my powers to stop time and teleport attack several times. Troy’s octopus arms are all destroyed. The gun falls apart. The only thing left is Troy himself. The girls feel from numb from the power. Jesus: “Okay, yeah, now that we have your attention… I need the jewel.” Kelci: “But we need it because we’re awesome treasure hunters, and we could use some power.” All of a sudden, Troy pulls out a gun and fires it at Kelci, who blocks it. Kelci, Kierstin, and Troy are now battling again. Trent: “Jesus Christ…” I use the jewels powers again to disarm them and make it to where they don’t fight again. They’re aching with pain. Troy: “Okay, okay, the reason I don’t have it is because I haven’t taken the trials in the room behind it. The trials will grant prestige to get the jewel. The jewel won’t be available until the trial is complete.” The heroes proceed into the trials. Troy, Kelci, and Kierstin, remain in the other room. At least… that’s what it appears to be happening. Troy: “I suggest… like, you girls go with them because I’m a sick bastard raping machine.” Kelci: “Yeah, I’m going with them now…” Kelci follows the heroes quickly because Troy really freaks her out. Troy: “Hey Kierstin…” Kierstin: “Touch me and I’ll kill you.” Troy backs off before something stupid happens. Meanwhile the heroes are traveling through the stairs that lead down. Kelci catches up, and joins us. We keep traveling down the pathway which is a stair case with no sides that extends a mile further into the ground. As they descend, it gets darker. The heroes reach the bottom and then they notice Kelci as she screams in the dark. Kelci: “Sorry! I hate the dark!!” Jesus: “Why are you following us? Shouldn’t you be, y’know, with your friend? Kelci: “Nah, I’m afraid Troy will have some uncontrollable urges.” Michael: “Is there something we can say that will have you consider going back?” Kelci: “NO! I’M FOLLOWING YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT!!” Trent: “Alright…” As soon as we reach the bottom, we see a huge blue door. The door has a mouth… how stupid. But its physical features limitation is nothing compared to its intellects limitation. Door: “TRIALS.” Jesus: “Okay… what trials?” Door: “TRIALS!” Suddenly the floor disappears from under them and they scream and fall down another slide which leads them to the center of the earth in a protected environment. They would have burnt alive if it wasn’t for the environment. As soon as they land in there, there are three doors. One is blue, one is green, and the last is red. The voice from the door could be heard… somehow. Voice: “The colors mark past, present, and future. Two members will enter each door. Hmm… Jesus and Kelci will enter the Blue door for past… Michael and Trent enter the green door to present… and the Red door for future… I guess only you… Jay...” As soon as they walk through the door, they all experience a vision. Kelci and Jesus see different visions… Kelci sees the bandroom on fire, the TV smashed, and Jason dead… the only survivor… or so she thinks she is. She runs out to see the teachers and principals all gone. The only comfort is that one room remained unharmed during the explosion. It was the Library. She fled there. No one was there, except… Kelly reading a book. Kelly: And when all seven are aquired… You shall get unlimited power. You will have 128 times the strength that you had… and will be unstoppable.” Kelci: “Kelly, the school is on fire!” Kelly: “And when I get all seven… I shall achieve ultimate power… ultimate… power…” Kelci: “What is wrong with you??!” Kelly turns his head slowly, appearing he were possessed. Kelly: “There is nothing wrong with me. There is only what can be done to make me stronger… There is only… my WORD.” Kelci is freaked out as Kelly walks out of a room without doing anything. Jesus has a vision of his sermon to the disciples 2000 years ago… Jesus: “I bet that you guys don’t believe that after three days, I’ll rise just as awesome.” Peter: “What? Where did that come from?” Jesus: “It’s what I’m supposed to say. By the way, where’s Judas?” Matthew: “Said something like “I’m being possessed— MUST BETRAY JESUS.” Jesus: “Aww, damnit, let’s go find him.” Jesus walks after Judas who has been possessed by Satan. Then Judas comes up to Jesus. Judas: “HEY, URR, JESUS.’ Jesus: “Satan, leave Judas alone… God.” Judas: “HEY, OTHER GUYS, JESUS IS HERE.” All of a sudden, Jesus is taken by some guys that think he should be dead. He’s brought in front is Pilate. Pilate: God, another guy that thinks he’s got powers? Kill him.” They beat Jesus and put him on the cross, where he turns in pain and agony. He dies, then three days later, after they put his body in the sepulcher, Jesus comes back. Jesus: “They wrapped my body in linen cloth?!!” Jesus struggles to get out while jumping up and down. Eventually he rips it out, exhausted, and knocks the rock out from the cave and escapes. The apostles were there. Jesus: “TOLD YOU SO. Anyway, write a book, preach to the people about the awesome scale and hope it doesn’t happen 2000 years later.” Then Michael and I enter the green present door. We see a vision of groups heading towards us. We see Jason’s group running towards Egypt, then from another angle. Doppelganger’s group is flying towards us, and then large vehicles from another side. The vehicles scaled across the ground (John’s in a tank, Charlie is in a ten wheel drive, Leslie’s in a jet, Tommy’s in… a head, and Lacy is in a hairy leg robot) and the Doppelganger patrolled the skies. Then the camera pans on Kierstin running from Troy is still very messed up. As for Jay, who entered the Red Future door, he walks through and sees Australia in flames… it’s a burning landscape. Jay’s there but he isn’t really there. Jay sees Kelly with all seven jewels— his glow is frightening. Jay from the tomb can’t talk, but the figures he sees can. He sees Jay, Trent, Michael, and Kelly. The only one that isn’t there is Jesus. Kelly: “AND NOW! FINALLY!! THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!! You shall die here!!” Jay: “You will pay for Jesus’ death! Wait! This is it! The vision is happening! NO!” Kelly uses his light beam to incinerate him alive. His skeletal corpse hits the ground. Kelly: “FOOL.” Michael: “He killed him! He killed Jay! That’s completely gay!!!” Michael attempts to lift Kelly, but he is flying around so quickly and launches what looks like Jesus’ lightning, except it’s completely giant and deadly. So Michael is vaporized and is dead. Only I remain. Quickly I stop time, but Kelly beats the crap out of me over 7000 times in a single second. All of a sudden, I fly to the ground. I can’t fight, but even if I could, I couldn’t stop him. Jesus is dead. Michael is dead, and Jay is dead. Kelly charges up a beam and releases it. I’m dead. The vision for Jay stops there. Jay is spooked. After the visions for everyone is over, they all appear in the next room. They look back and see the previous… three steps away. Kelci: “That was stupid… the only thing possibly interesting about that was it was scary.” Jesus: “We need to be cautious. They’re warnings for things to come.” Michael: “Well, let’s see… the warning of the present showed me three groups coming to this pyramid.” Trent: “Vehicles, machines, some retarded lego thing—“ Jay: “I saw you guys die. I saw myself die. Well Jesus didn’t die.” Jesus: “That’s a relief.” Jay: “You were already dead.” Jesus: “Great.” Jay: “If you think about it— this trip is for nothing. Kelly is going to kill us.” Voice: “Not necessarily. The future is a shifting thing, and every action you make affects the future. Your decisions will decide if you live or die. For every second you’ve been alive, you could have chosen to die.” All of a sudden the pyramid rumbles and the Jewel of Malice is released upstairs. You could hear screaming. Then hear something hit the wall. Then hear punching. Voice: “The final test! The jewel is yours, but I don’t have to open the way for you. The only way you’re going to get out is if you feed one of your party to me. This is where many have failed.” The party hesitates for a minute… and then looks at Kelci. Kelci: “Oh hell no—“ They carry her off and she screams as they hand her to the door. She gets eaten… and then, the door opens. Door: “Yes! Smart adventurers! Always— ALWAYS— travel with someone annoying so that its funny when they die.” The heroes run upstairs as quickly as possible, and reach the first floor. In the room Troy was in, he’s not there. Kierstin is dead on the ground. The heroes inspect Kierstin for a possible cause of death… she wasn’t raped to death… Trent: “Not again!” Jesus: “Hmm… It looks like as soon as we lose the Jewel of Malice, Troy uses it. He takes it and attempts to center all of his powers into a single raping thrust. He misses, gets his penis stuck in the wall … Kierstin started beating him until he got unstuck from the wall.” Michael: “Then Kierstin let out a scream… we heard it. Troy through her against a wall…raped her… halfway through the rape, Kierstin took a gun and shot herself. Women feel horrible after rape… but because it was Troy using a jewel, it must have been 69 times worse.” Jay: “So we came here for nothing. The jewel could be anywhere.” After we went outside, we vowed to never let Troy near another girl again. He was a sick bastard raping machine of death. Now we’re walking down the staircase from the pyramid. Jesus: “Wait… I see people…” Chapter 16: Battle of the Heroes Jay: “Who are they?” Suddenly a cannon fires upon the pyramid. It’s the Black Ranger firing from his tank. It blows a hole through the pyramid. Suddenly a flying machine flies over the pyramid. It was the Pink Ranger. Trent: “What? Obviously this is the vision we saw… we’ll just take them out.” Then from the distance we see the Rockstar wannabes approaching us by running. Then we see Charlie’s ten wheel drive. And then a hairy yellow leg hops up. And a flying head shows up. How lame, a flying head? Sounds like Tommy. Anyway, they all come in and then the Doppelgangers team shows up. They all laid in sections near their teams. Jason: “Cough up the temple jewel.” Jesus: “You’re a little late. There is no jewel now. Troy took it away after he… killed… Kierstin.” Doppelganger: “I have it on good authority that you happen to have one.” Jesus: “Oh? And what authority is that?” Doppelganger: “The glow emitting from Michael. He has one.” Josh: “Then, uhh, we’ll like, take it.” Tommy: “Over my dead body!” John: “Tommy, shut up.” Lacy: “Jesus my robot sucks.” N-Jay: “This should be easy. No alternative to victory here. We can’t lose.” N-Trent: “Agreed. Their failure to predict our moves separates them from us.” Alison: “Can we just fight already?” Michael: “Don’t expect to beat a jewel.” I began flying in the air as N-Jay and N-Trent follow me into the skies. Lacy, John, and Charlie begin blasting, stomping, and running over Jesus, Michael, and Alison. Jay, Jason, Matt, and Josh get into a ground fight. In the air… N-Trent and stopped time. N-Trent blocked some moves as I threw my fist. Eventually I was knocked out of the sky and into Jay’s battle against the Rockstar’s N-Trent and N-Jay were still in the air when Leslie flies up in her jet and follows them blasting. They’re dodging as more bullets come out. Eventually the Doppelganger flies at superspeed and uses his psychic powers to bash Leslie into her controls and the element control of metal to rip the jet apart. Leslie then jumps out with her power ranger sword and attack N-Jay in mid-air. She’s slashing him as they fall to the ground. Josh charges his battle axe at Jay, misses, and cuts Jason’s lego half off. Jason: “God damnit Josh!!!” Josh: “Ooops…” Jason can’t move. Jay uses his element control of water and transports the water in his to one location. His head. He holds it there as the lungs collapse and Josh is drowning. Then Jay separates the water all at the same time causing Josh’s head to explode. Blood flies everywhere, and since Jason is on the ground, the blood collects around him, causing him to drown in an inch of blood. Suddenly Matt thrusts forward to slice Jay. Just before Jay is killed, Michael uses his psychic power to stop the axe and reverse it’s direction, causing Matt to launch the axe into his head. He falls over bleeding to death. Suddenly N-Jay and Leslie land on Michael. Leslie does the slow motion attack the rangers do. Suddenly N-Jay explodes as fake as the monsters do on the show. Caitlyn then shows up with an axe and slices at Leslie. She blocks it with her sword. They continue this process until Caitlyn jumps over Leslie, and then Michael uses the phychic power to slam them into each other. John suddenly launches several tank shots. Michael uses his superspeed to dodge— and then crush the tank. Suddenly John ejects and pulls out his sword and slices at N-Trent, who dodges by teleporting behind him and then attacking him, knocking him out of the way. Suddenly Tommy launches a giant beam at N-Trent from his head robot. N-Trent teleports and rips the bot in half. Tommy suddenly jumps out and Jesus shoots lightning at him. He’s knocked back and then Lacy stomps Jesus with the robot leg that she was inside. Suddenly I stop time and use the lightning sword to strike the bot. It explodes and Lacy flies out about to slice me when Alison and Caitlyn attack in mid-air to completely chop Lacy in half. She falls on the ground and dies. Blood flows everywhere. All of a sudden the pyramid is lifted, and the figure lifting the pyramid was none other than Chuck Norris. We stop fighting long enough to look. Chuck: “HEY GUYS, HOW DOES GETTING AN EARLY TOMB SOUND?!!” Jesus: “Chuck Norris?!” Trent: “That was such a corny line…” Doppelganger watches from the sky. He’s skeptical on what to think as he crosses his arms and shuts his eyes. Doppelganger: “Hmph.” Then the remaining Power Rangers look. They see Chuck Norris. John: “What the hell? Chuck Norris? Why are you here? God damn… this is all Tommy’s fault…” Tommy: “Hey!” Jay: “Great. Chuck Norris is back.” Trent: “We’ve fought him before, are you saying we can’t fight him again?” Michael: “We can.” Michael holds up the jewel and uses its power. A purple aura surrounds us. Michael: “Alright, let’s do this!” Alison: “They’re attacking again! Be ready!” N-Trent throws Caitlyn and she begins to do her rotating in the air attack, as she goes into the wheel, she charges at Michael. Jay rips the axe out from Caitlyn’s grip. She hits the ground and ends up getting the pyramid thrown at her. The pyramid flies and almost kills her, except for the fact that that Doppelganger catches it and throws it at Jay. Michael then lifts the pyramid back at Chuck Norris. The rest of the teams fly into action. Chuck Norris kicks the pyramid and it ends up getting ripped in half. Leslie has to flip over the pyramid flying at her chopped in half. When she does, she kick flips off it while John knocks Jay into the ground. Charlie pulls out his Power Ranger sword and calls the team. They touch swords and they grown distinctive to their color. They glow their color. They slice me up and I fall to the ground. Jesus heals me and notices Doppelganger in the sky. He then shoots lightning at him. The Doppelganger absorbs it’s power like it was nothing. He then pulls out of metal marbles and two swords. He rushes down to the ground as the Power Rangers begin battle with Chuck Norris. Then Doppelganger bursts into the ground scaring them all. He engages combat with the heroes. John jumps and slices Chuck Norris’ chest. Then Chuck grabs him by the throat, throws him into the air, and when he comes down, round house kicks him. He flies back into Leslie. Tommy and Charlie charge at Chuck in different directions. They both attempt to slice at him as he ducks. They end up slicing each other’s sides. It pierces them as they squirm in pain. After Chuck dodges, he thrusts his fist into Tommy’s chest. He then grabs the sword stuck in Tommy’s side and begins to spin it, with Tommy still attached. He spins and spins until Tommy comes loose and flies away into the pyramid remains. Then Chuck takes the sword and chops off Charlie’s leg. He falls on the ground and begins bleeding. Meanwhile the heroes are battling the Doppelganger. N-Trent stops time and knocks Jay back. After the impact from that, Jay flies into the path of Alison who knocks him into the air. Michael uses enhanced psychic ability to launch N-Trent into the air where Jay blasts him back down. N-Trent falls to the ground. I stand underneath him and pull out my sword and hold it up. He falls right into my sword and the blade pierces his central processing unit. N-Trent explodes never to return again. Alison charges towards Michael, and Michael, with his enhanced ability, lifts Alison and crushes her completely into a marble. She no longer works properly. Doppelganger: “PATHETIC CREATIONS! WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING TO YOUR MAXIMUM CAPABILITY?!” Caitlyn: “Uhh, we can’t win this battle…” Doppelganger: “Keep fighting!” All of a sudden John flies through the air from being by Chuck and smashes right into Caitlyn. Caitlyn gets up and stabs the axe into John’s back. John yells from pain, turns around angry and thrusts his sword into Caitlyn. Her eyes get wider as she falls to the ground in fear knowing that in a few seconds the internal battery would fail. She eventually feels cold and dies because she needs heat to function. Doppelganger feels no sympathy for those that fail. All of a sudden, the robot explodes and Caitlyn is lost. Doppelganger: “All failures. Hmph. Okay, heroes, try something a bit more worthy for your challenge.” The marbles he control are extremely fast. He launches them all at me. I stop time to avoid them, but he stops time as well. I pull out my pistols and start shooting. Suddenly he stops the bullets from reaching him in midair. When he lowers his hand, they all fall. Clings can be heard as they hit the ground. He uses his psychic power to knock me away out of stop time. The marbles enter several points in my leg, causing me to be rendered unfit for combat. Suddenly I’m knocked out by Doppelgangers super strength. Michael throws Doppelganger out of the way while Jay repeatedly uses marbles to thrusts inside of Doppelganger. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris is still fighting the Power Rangers. Tommy, who has recovered from from being knocked into some ruins, has recovered and begins to thrust Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicks the blade back out of his hand and gives Tommy a kick to the crouch that would shatter bones. He falls on the ground, twisting in pain, and Chuck Norris smashes his head into the ground. It bursts like a watermelon, as his blood runs all over the place. It squirts the remaining blood from Tommy’s head. Leslie attempts to slice up Chuck Norris, but he throws her through the air. Meanwhile Jay threw Doppelganger to the ground. Suddenly Leslie smashes into Jay. Jesus is attempting to heal me. Michael throws Leslie and Doppelganger. Doppelganger begins to fly, but when Leslie falls, Michael catches her and rips out her skeletal system. The skin piles up on the ground and Michael crushes the skull in between his hands. John throws Chuck Norris in Jay’s direction. Michael erases Chuck Norris’ mind and he falls on the ground unconscious, and Jay takes the time to crush the Radar Radar. Michael then pulls the Doppelganger back down, but he stops time and teleport attacks Michael, who then rips up a platform to land safely. Then, all of a sudden, John comes up and stabs Jay from behind. He then falls on the ground unconscious, Michael then lifts John and separates all of his atoms, causing him to completely explode. Blood flies everywhere and he has no remains. Just guts and blood. Michael then attempts to crush the Doppelganger. He uses teleport and super speed to dodge and knock Michael into the air. Michael completely rips off one of the Doppelganger’s power arms. Michael then uses his psychic power to fly and land safely on the ground. The Doppelganger flies off knowing he can’t defeat him right away. Doppelganger: “Hmm… Curse your jewel! It has cheated me out of victory for the last time!” Michael turns, not feeling much victory because Jay and I were unconscious. We’re wounded, and need some medical attention. Jesus is constantly healing us. It may take some time to recover completely. We also need more rest to recover from our wounds… because we never really recovered from the pain of Kelly’s previous beatings. Jesus: “They’ll be okay… if they remain in a safe place for a few days… They’re wounded considerably.” Michael: “Doppelganger… you bastard…” Jesus: “Let’s get them to a safe location… We’ll take them to my parents house.” Chapter 17: Kelly Gets 4 Jewels The camera zooms in on Kelly working on new machinery. He places his three Jewels of Malice in the machinery. Bradley’s plugged up on the other side of the machine. Bradley: “Please… Let me go…” Kelly ignores him as he begins to turn on the machine. The machine whirs. It begins spinning, and energy is drained from Bradley. Suddenly the jewels glow and the screen above the device activates. It shows an image of the locations of the jewels. It showed an image of all the destruction on South America. Kelly: “Finally. The one in this country has exposed itself. Now, perhaps, I shall obtain them all very swiftly…” Bradley: “Let me go! AH! The pain…” Kelly: “Shut up.” Kelly begins to exit. He flips a switch and then Bradley begins have more power drained as Kelly flies off toward the volcano in Australia, The volcano had no unordinary features. It was just an active volcano that was likely to erupt at any time. It also happened to be a sanctuary of those middle school kids who didn’t die. Hmm… Dillion, Sherian, Jeffery, Dustin… Except Dillion had a French mustache and a trench coat made of gold. This was how he wanted to be referenced, so don’t ask. Except I didn’t give that Chronicles of Narnia reference that he wanted. But whatever. Dillion: “I’ve come to help save the day.” Jeffery: “What?” Dillion: “Can’t you see that I’m a French hero?!” Dustin: “Dude, that’s stupid…” Dillion: “But with this jewel I can finally show my Chronicles of Narnia entrance!” Sherian: “Your plot is actually pretty flawed. You see, first… you’re not even French… second—“ Kelly bores himself listening to them and decides action is necessary. He jumps in front of Dillion. The jewels powers activates and glow around him. The impact on the ground knocks down the middle school kids. They look in horror as Jeffery is ripped molecule by molecule. Dustin’s attacks, but catches his arm and rips it completely off. Then Kelly shoves Dustin’s hand into Dustin’s mouth and Dustin chokes to death. Kelly knocks out Sherian cold. Then Dillion looks at Kelly as he begins to talk. Kelly: “Any last wishes…?” Dillion: “I want to do my FREAKIN CHRONCILES OF NARNIA ENTRANCE!” Kelly: “Um… No.” Dillion: “You asked me for a wish…” Kelly: “Yeah, we evil figures use these lines to make you one liners talk a few times. Well. You talked enough.” Kelly then rips out Dillion’s heart. The shock is too much for Dilllion. The blood then gushes like water from a hose. He dies. Painfully. Dillion: “My only regret is not getting my Chronicles of Narnia entrance…!” Kelly takes the jewel off of the body. His powers are once again 1600%. He realizes that now, nothing could stand in his way— even with the other three jewels he doesn’t have. He flies off to the lab in hopes of powering his Bradley tracking device to see the exact location of the other jewels. When he gets there, something slows down his progress— Bradley has been drained to the point of death. So Kelly transfers Bradley’s mind into the body of an unfortunate hamster. Bradley’s then forced to run a wheel. He’ll never stop because there is a grinder running if he slow down too much. So the tracker shows the location of the heroes. Kelly is furious because he thought he killed the heroes. He rips Bradley apart in anger and flies through the roof of the lab to find the heroes… and begin another battle to decide the fate of the universe. He knew someone had to die. |
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Posted by Trapster You are one sick individual. |
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Heh. Your post offers no sense of direction... so we're once again without an interesting topic.
So I will attempt. Black. |
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Posted by Riku Posted by Luckykid WTFWTFWTFWTFWTF |
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Very climatic.
I loved it. |
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Posted by boingboingsplat That's not what I was getting at. I was merely suggesting that my three items alone are much less expensive compared to what the normal shopper gets. |
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It's illegal in my state.
We however live on the border, and we go a few miles into another state to blow shit up. |
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Eh, as long as I'm alive, fuck nutrition
I've gotten through just fine |
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Posted by Grey Mario I weigh 107 pounds |
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I don't get it. 
It's like banning gasoline for being flammable |
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Chapter 18: Jesus’ Parents
We travel Egypt in search of Troy to see if he was around… but we find nothing. Not even mere hint of existence. Doppelganger’s destination was of no accordance either. With a jewel in hand, we walk to Jerusalem, in search of Jesus’ parents house, with Jesus and Michael carrying Jay and I on their backs. Jesus and Michael find the house after two weeks… in front of the house, Jesus halts them. Jesus: “If my parents ask, I was… uhh… Preaching God’s word.” Michael: “Right.” They walk in and the mom is reading the letter from Jesus. When she stops, she looks up and sees Jesus. Her name is Mary. Mary: “Son, I thought you said that you weren’t coming until the apocalypse! Welcome home! Wait! I have cookies!” The dad hears the conversation from another room. His name is Joseph. Joseph: “What? That miserable failure of a son is here? He better have a football scholarship!!!” Mary: “Oh, Joseph, shut up…” Jesus: “Yeah, while… I was uhh, preaching, I found these two guys on… a road… and they need health care for a day or two.” Joseph: “Hmph. I guess I have to.” Mary: “Thank you, dear.” Michael: “Hi, I’m Michael.” Joseph: “Great. This one sounds like he wants us to donate something.” Michael: “…No.” Mary: “Oh Joseph, shut up.” Jesus: “I’m going to put down Trent and Jay in the sick bed.” Jesus goes into the next room and lays Jay in one bed, and then Michael lays me in another bed. They go back to the main room. Jesus talks with his parents in the other room. They pull out bread from a 2000 year old oven. They set it on the table and pull up a chair. Mary: “You and your friend sit down.” Joseph: “Yeah, share your failures as a preacher.” Mary: “Joseph, shut up.” Jesus and Michael sit down at the table and eat some bread, and drink some grape juice. It’s silent, and awkward for several minutes until Jesus’ mom begins talking. Mary: “So… uhh, Jesus, how’s the preaching going?” Jesus: “It’s, uhh, going great…” Joseph: “Preaching is for losers.” Jesus: “Well, y’know, there’s plenty of preachers out there.” Joseph: “Lotta losers.” Jesus: “…” Mary: “Joseph, shut up.” It’s quiet for another several minutes. Michael drinks the grape juice, but doesn’t touch the bread. Michael: “I’m going to check on the others.” Joseph: “Go.” The chair scrapes as he pushes it back. Michael goes into the room with the two beds. He examines them. Jay’s still knocked out lying unconscious. However, I’m groaning… and am awake temporarily as I slip in and out of consciousness. Trent: “Ohh…” The pain is great… but I finally realize Michael standing over me. Trent: “Michael? What happened? Oh man…” Michael: “Well you were knocked out during the fight.” Trent: “What? H-How lame…” Michael: “It’s okay man. How are your powers?” Trent: “You already… know the answer.” Michael: “Well, I was hoping I was wrong. It’ll be 18 hours before they’re back. Don’t worry. That’s not very long.” Relieved, I pass out. Michael knew I wasn’t ready to die just yet, because I still had a reason to live. To defeat Kelly— and wait for the release of Super Smash Bros. 4—sex—and most importantly… SUPER MARIO Z 7. Yes, I am lame. Michael walks into the other room and sits on the couch. The TV is actually quite limited. All how got were crappy parodies and Spanish sitcoms. Like, for instance… the channel was showing Curious George and the New Revenge of the Samurai Warriors Teen Colon for Theatres 6. It was a horrid parody of everything in existence. Almost as bad as that X-box game Kabuki Warriors but wasn’t as near as horrid as the ET game. There Michael crushed the TV with frustration. Jesus and Mary freak out, but Joseph laughs. He seemed to enjoy it. Joseph: “Haha, I say you’d be great at football. Come with me.” Michael: “Uhh…” Joseph drags him outside to play some football. Michael doesn’t really want to, but he doesn’t want to shove Joseph into rage. Jesus looks as Michael is driven outside. His mom walks in and sits next to Jesus. Jesus: “I guess the healing should kick in now. The guys will be okay.” Mary: “I thought you didn’t know them.” Jesus: “I don’t.” His mom was already kind of suspicious, and then this kind of confirmed that Jesus screwed up. Jesus stares out the window as Michael is being taught to be an “everyman” type of player that can master every position on the field. After a few hours, Michael is one of the greatest football players alive. Joseph is happy that he trained Michael so quickly. As Joseph finishes training, he slams the door open. He comes and sits. Joseph: “Now, introducing the greatest man alive, better than preachers, better than my son, better than God’s son, cough, cough, Michael the football player.” Michael walks into the door with a football uniform in slow-motion with intense music played by Eddie Van Halen (“Eruption”) while he’s walking. Then you hear a record screech as he falls onto the ground. Joseph: “GET UP, BOY!” Michael: “oh my bad” Joseph: “AND USE PROPER SENTENCE GRAMMAR!” Michael: “Yes sir!” Michael gets up, and then uses an impressive football trick that causes Joseph to be happy for the first time in forever. Jesus: “That’s impressive. Now how is that going to help us defeat Kelly?!” Mary: “I knew it! You’re not preaching!” Suddenly a huge blast rips through the room removing the entire wall that the door was resting on. Suddenly they all duck… Jesus, Michael, Mary, and Joseph. The debris flies at them and Michael stops the debris from crushing Jesus and his parents. Suddenly a shadow is seen in the smoke. The image clears, and Kelly is floating with his arms crossed, facing the ground with his eyes shut. As he raises his head and opens his eyes, he begins to talk. Kelly: “You called?” Chapter 19: Sacrifice Hurts Jesus: “Kelly!” Michael: “Wait. How’d he find us?” Joseph: “Now, I bet you’d be great at football. Come—“ Suddenly Kelly is annoyed and launches his 1600% cannon at Joseph and he’s been completely incinerated. His ashes blow away in the wind… and Jesus and Mary break down. No, they’re not dancing, Troy. Jesus: “Dad?!” Mary: “…Ohh… Joseph, why didn’t I tell you to shut up?!” Michael: “Coach?!” Kelly feels the power of the soul of Joseph course through him. He then absorbs the jewels powers so that he has 1600% the power. The jewels float around his waist. Jesus: “He has four again?!” Kelly: “I’m here for the fifth one.” Kelly launches the beam at Mary, and Michael stop the beam. It’s so large that Michael can’t throw it back. As Michael struggles to hold the beam, Kelly just walks by and takes the jewel from Michael’s belt. He walks outside and absorbs the jewels power for 3200% the power/ The glow grows even lighter. He jumps in the air and flies into sky. Kelly: “Come ON. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE ALIVE, I SUGGEST YOU “HEROES” DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME.” Jesus, angry about the loss of his father, rushes outside with Michael to combat Kelly. Kelly lunges at the ground at super speed, causing a quake as he hits the ground. Jesus is knocked down, but Michael jumps as the quake happens and power kicks Kelly. The part of the impact proved ineffective, as Kelly catches his foot with one hand and thrust his fist into his chest. He is knocked into the side of the house, and as he hits the side, he bounces off onto the ground, and Kelly flies at super speed as if he is teleporting. He stomps Michael into the ground. Then Jesus strikes a lightning bolt upon Kelly as Michael through a few feet of ground. The bolt explodes upon impact and does nothing. Kelly ignores Michael, and flies at Jesus. As he flies, Jesus attacks and hopes to bring him down. Kelly flips over Jesus, Jesus attacks and Kelly dodges by jumping and lands on Jesus’ head balancing with his hands. Kelly begins to rotate, causing him to break several important parts of Jesus’ head over and over. Michael uses psychic powers to knock Kelly away in the air. Kelly begins to shut his eyes, and begin flipping up further from where Michael threw him. He continues to get further into the air. He keeps going and going. Jesus struggles to turn his head as he walks to Michael. Michael is frustrated. Michael: “Man, what’s up with this? Kelly was already too powerful for us to handle.” Jesus: “Michael, get my mom, Trent, and Jay out of the house. Get Trent to teleport. It’s the only way to leave alive.” Michael: “I’ll do that. Come after I get them away.” Michael rushes in the house. Kelly then stops flipping and then thrusts his fist to the ground and starts to fall at lightning speed. Flames emit from his fist as he falls. Michael begins to rush faster. Michael: “Get out of here, Mary!!” Mary: “B-But… Joseph…!” Michael lifts Mary and carries Trent and Jay with his mind. They rush outside and see Kelly falling. Michael scrambles to move them. Kelly hits the ground and a fissure raises the ground and moves along in an energy circle. It crushes any structure within a hundred miles. Jesus jumps, and Michael lifts all of the others as he jumps. Kelly charges at the other heroes. Jesus throws up an electric field. Kelly tries breaking through it. The shield was weakened considerably. Jesus: “Go! Hurry up and get out of here! I’ll try to hold him back!” Michael: “No! C’mon, Trent, wake up…!” I wake up because Michael is hitting my face trying to wake me. I wake up moaning. Trent: “Ohh… what… Kelly… Ooh…!” Michael: “C’mon, Trent, teleport…” Trent: “I can’t… You told me I couldn’t…” Kelly burst through a shield of electricity. Jesus, who’s been drained, throws up two more. Jesus: “Hurry! That’s all I can do!” Jay’s still knocked out, Mary’s has been crying the whole time, and I’m struggling to teleport the group out of the area. Kelly bashes the second shield. It’s almost destroyed. Kelly: “Is this it?!” Michael: “C’mon, Trent, hurry…” Trent: “I’m trying…” I snap my fingers and nothing happens. Time stops for seconds. I’m very discouraged with myself. Michael and Jesus are worried. Michael: “Okay, man, forget what I said— focus on what I am saying. 18 hours isn’t going to cut it right now— please, prove me wrong, cancel out my prediction— know that your will to want them back will determine if you can use your powers.” I keep attempting to use teleportation but it’s no good. I had very little energy. If I had pulled it off, I would have died. I was completely wore down. Kelly attacks the barrier again. There is one barrier left. Jesus: “I can’t throw up another field. I’m still drained from our last battle.” Trent: “I’m trying to teleport.” Suddenly Kelly rips through the shield and knocks Jesus next to me. He’s seriously injured. He extends his hands, shaking, and releases a healing spell uses his last strength. I have energy needed. I begin to cast the spell, then Kelly flies at super speed and knocks Jesus away. While Jesus flies back, Kelly teleports to the spot he is going be at He extends his hand and Jesus’ soul goes to Kelly. Kelly then charges up a blast from him and releases it into the sky. It was Jesus’ lightning bolt at 3200% the power. The beam completely incinerates the body and can be seen in space. The beam flies into the side of the moon. It rips a hole directly through the core of the moon. It’s visible from any country facing the moon. The moon drips out of orbit and begins a collision course with earth. The sky leads to violent noises as the moon falls toward the earth. Kelly flies towards his lab in Australia. The teleportation finally kicks in. I teleport the team to Europe because the moon was going to destroy Japan and several other countries. We feel empty with all this loss at the same time. Especially one as large as one of our comrades. When we reached the United Kingdom, we let out the anger and sadness of Kelly’s evil and our failure. Chapter 20: Europe We land in the United Kingdom. I pass out after that, because the teleportation had drained me. Kelly had showed up at the wrong time. Michael scrambles to find a safe location, because the moon was about to collide into Earth. Michael sees a… castle, a well, a house and a field. Michael runs to the castle because he thinks it is the wisest choice. After he enters, you could hear footsteps, like the kind you hear at haunted place for no reason. The shoot behind the throne was made to hide the king from invaders. Michael throws Jay and I into the cellar and slams the door shut. People still alive around the world see the moon falling out of the sky. The flames glare off as the moon begins flying right through the atmosphere. The people scream. Only those with a basement hide inside of it. The others scream or watch in awe as the moon touches the ground. The impact knocks several waves into the air. The world, for the first time in forever, is completely silent. The impact knocks one small wave into the air, and then a huge tidal wave to surrounding countries. Then a fissure of energy is released into the ground causing quakes to happen all over the world, while pieces of the impact fly all over the world, killing those that manage to survive the other chaos. Dust and dark clouds blot out the atmosphere. The sun is blocked. The plants and most materials on earth will burst into flames. A large percentage of Asia is destroyed by the moon. The moon sticks to earth, altering the magnetic field. The noise thunders until all that we hear is the sound of death. And that is a silent thing. We get out of the throne, and see bodies burning in the castle. Some of which are skeletons. The world was on a path to annihilation. The fumes knocked out Michael and Mary, and everything that happened was a blur. A shadowed figure hovering over Michael becomes even less clear as Michael’s vision soon fades. Everything seemed down for the heroes until… well, yeah, nothing good ever happened. THE END That would’ve made you mad, wouldn’t it? Heh. Michael wakes up chained to the castle dungeon. It’s been weeks now, considering the situation outside was slightly more under control. Jay is up, and I am as well. Apparently, Europe sucks. It’d be nice to know who chained us up. Trent: “Thank God you’re alive, man.” Jay: “Trent, is something wrong, because you appear sad.” Michael: “Jesus is gone man…” Jay: “What?! No way! That sucks!! I’ll kill Troy for this!” Trent: “You’ve been knocked out for a awhile. Kelly killed him.” Jay: “First Jeremy, now Jesus?! What the fuck is his problem?!! It’s just Guitar Hero!” Michael: “All I know is that it’ll be hell if I find him… and the one who took Mary!!” Trent: “We could look around…” I teleport out of the chains. Michael rips them off with his mind, and Jay controls them and crushes it. Michael: “Alright, stand back…” Michael places his fingers on his head to wonder with his mind. Outside the dungeon was a battalion of guards in the main hall… a servant was passing by the door. Michael could have easily ripped the door apart but it’d attract attention. So Michael controls the servant. He drops the food he was carrying and uses his key to open the dungeon. He then rips the servants mind out and throws his body in the dungeon while we escape. On the body of the servant is a map of the area. Something was up. The servant also had a device. When we enter the guard hall two, guards in the hall attack in heavy armor. Michael just uses his psychic power to throw them together. Jay then rips off the armor controlling metal. I stop time and beat them into submission. Eventually I start time again and the bodies fall on the ground. Then we burst through the storage room. We use the device. Michael: “To keep us from us all getting killed at the same time, we’re going to split up. Like Metal Gear Solid, the guards are really stupid.” Jay: “Cool, I found a box.” Trent: “I’ll go up top.” Jay begins crawling across the ground after turning down. The two guards down the room notice. They just stare and their eyes follow the box. The Michael throws the two guards into a wall. The guard next to them turns. Guard: “What was that noise?” He begins moving as I teleport behind the guard in the corner and snap his neck. Nobody hears it. There are now two guards left. The other guard continues walking and then Michael rips him in half. I teleport and snap the other guards neck. We continue through the door and walk up the stairs to go through the workers breakroom. Michael slams the workers into each other and Jay stabs them all with the chairs. Suddenly I teleport fast enough to knock them all down into the table. When they fall, they slowly die. We continue to go into the next room and the hallway is empty. We begin to walk through it, and the door slams shut. Four ninjas burst from the corners. All of a sudden they draw swords. Jay draws his Ivy Sword, I draw my Alastor Sword, and Michael draws his spear. They begins to battle with weapons. One ninja strikes at Jay and he defends against it while Michael stabs at the same Ninja. He then slices at Michael. He blocks and presses the ninja back. He flips right over Michael and then slices his back. Michael then controls the ninja and rips it in half. A ninja slices at me, so I stop time, grab my sword, and slice right through the ninja several times. Then the last ninja was blocked back by Jay, All at the same time, we jump and slice him in unison. He falls into three perfect slices dead. After hiding the bodies, we rush the through the hall and run straight down the second hall which consisted of dormitories. All of a sudden, we reach the area where everything was familiar. We see the entrance. We could’ve left, but we wanted to know who was behind this. Who locked us up, and why? We turn right and continue through the room. We reach the throne room. The throne is dark and you can’t see the head of the man sitting in the chair. He begins to speak. Chapter 21: Charlie’s Angels ???: “Well, well, well… should’ve known you’d have gotten out of that dungeon with no trouble. And completely killed the servants I won in the Jazz Master’s competition.” Trent: “I don’t believe we have met at all.” ???: “I’m sure I’ve met you. I instructed you.” Suddenly the light gets brighter as the face is revealed. It was Holbrook. Suddenly Sallie and Anabel leap to the sides. Anabel: “God Michael, you’re so stupid!! How could you have not known it was us?! Sallie: “Wow, yeah. I mean, yeah, you suck.” Michael: “Why are you guys being so mean? C’mon, you knocked me out from behind!” Jay: “Wait, you were knocked out?” Holbrook: “Jay, shut up.” Jay: “How about you shut up?!” Holbrook, Sallie, and Anabel all draw up duel pistols. They do that Charlie’s Angels thing against their backs. Jay: “The fuck was that?” Trent: “I don’t know.” Anabel: “Let’s just fight already.” Sallie: “Alright, whatever—“ Holbrook: “You say that like you just want to talk to them.” Michael: “Guys, this is not cool. Using your powers for evil…?!” Sallie: “Who’s to say we’re on the wrong side?” Anabel: “At least our powers aren’t gay. Watch this.” Anabel morphs into Michael. Michael (Anabel): “Hi, I’m Michael the Zelda freak.” Michael: “I don’t say it like that at all!” Jay: “That’s cool.” Sallie: “My abilities aren’t bad either…” Sallie crosses her arms and hovers into the air. Behind her appears a half good, half evil angel. Kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh’s “Change of Heart”. A large cross guard appears on her chest and then she glows completely light. You can’t see her eyes. Holbrook begins to do his large awesome power ability. He gets out of a chair. Holbrook: “Watch this.” Holbrook charges up level’s of insane rock music, causing people’s eyes to start bleeding from the awesomeness of the music. He charged up some Nirvana, Metallica, ACDC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith all at the same time. Before he releases his energy waves, he slips and breaks his leg. Holbrook: “Oh, damnit…” Suddenly a huge noise is heard from the crack on his leg and all of the music falls and explodes horribly. The heroes look at Holbrook all weird… like when people wonder what fuck just happened. Trent: “Wow, I mean, I was intimidated by Sallie and Anabel, but Holbrook, you just suck.” Jay: “True.” Michael: “Anabel, stop it!” Michael (Anabel): “Anabel, stop it!” Michael: “I’m warning you!” Michael (Anabel): “I’m warning you!” Sallie: “To top it all off, we have this.” Sallie holds up Europe’s Jewel of Malice. It glows. Michael: “I’m starting to hate these jewels now…” Michael (Anabel): “I’m starting to hate these jewels now…” Michael: “DAMNIT!!!” Jay: “Well… we need that jewel.” Anabel morphs back. Anabel: “No, they’re mine!!” Trent: “Oh crap, I sense another stupid fight coming on.” Jay: “Oh well. I guess you’ll just have to play along.” Sallie charges up the angel and she can’t be hit from behind. I stop time as she’s doing this. I hit the front of Sallie and go back to hit the angel. The deflection knocks me down to ground. Time starts. Sallie raise a typhoon of holy crosses as I teleport out of the way. Michael attempts to launch Sallie back with telekinesis, but it doesn’t work. The angel protects her. Anabel transforms into Goro. She grabs Jay and Michael and repeatedly beats them with her two remaining arms. She throws Jay up. Jay hits the ceiling and through to the roof. He lands on the roof of the castle. Anabel rips the roof, following Jay. Jay ducks as Anabel swings her arm. Then she morphs into Trent and stops time. She repeatedly beats him and launches him into the sky where she teleports and knocks Jay even further into the sky. She teleports again and knocks Jay back down. I’m attacking Sallie, but that guardian angel keeps getting in my way. Sallie than strikes at Michael who can’t use his psychic ability. Michael dodges at super speed and tackles Sallie with his super strength. She hits the throne and then throws Michael through the roof. Jay smacks right into Michael. Anabel morphs into Alison where she falls to the ground with an axe. As she falls she slices Michael’s leg which causes it to bleed. I stop time, pull out my sword, and teleport slice Anabel in mid-air. She morphs into Jesus and launches lighting and lands safely on a chair. Michael is knocked out of the throne and outside. Sallie holds up her large sword of light as Jay falls from the sky. When Jay is about to be impaled, I teleport and move Jay out of the way. But suddenly Anabel transforms into Mark and shot me from the air. I slam into a wall while Jay slams into me. Michael falls down from the sky from the last attack/ Sallie charges up and slices Michael from the sky. She about kills him, but Jay pushes Anabel into Sallie, causing her stab Anabel. Anabel: “Ah! God! Sallie, we’re wasting time! Let’s just go to Atlantis so we can get the jewel!” Sallie: “Right.” Suddenly Anabel turns into Trent and teleports. It struck me… Atlantis? An 8th jewel? This confused me. Afterwards, we get recharged from that last battle… We talk amongst ourselves. Michael: “So what? Sallie and Anabel are evil? It seems odd…” Jay: “Eh…” Trent: “Scratch that… there’s a jewel Kelly knows nothing about, and that means one more to get away from him. The water must be slowly evaporating out of existence because of the impact from the moon.” Michael: “We…are, like, going to Atlantis?” Jay: “You have to wonder… did Jesus know about this?” Trent: “We’ll never know because of Kelly.” Chapter 22: The Conflict of Fate Shines on Kelly The screen pans on a burning wasteland with trees burning, species becoming extinct, and little remains of a civilization even having proof existing. Also, the remains of Kelly’s lab long deserted because Bradley was no longer needed. Kelly walks inside the lab and presses some controls on the console. For some reason, he is inputting coordinates. Suddenly, a part of the landscape rises up and separates. Kelly jumps on the inside. To power this machine, it would take consecutive power sources. There are five different power holes, one hole for the functions of the base, another to power the weapons. Kelly smiles. He places the jewels in the five power slots. He presses some buttons in the command room. The power runs efficiently. In fact, as Kelly intended, it begins to fly up into the air and hovers in the moon’s spot. The thrusters engage and have gobs of power left over. The major areas of the base separate and are protected with walls that supply oxygen. The weapons fold from the outside… and a huge cannon thrust out along with four towers from the bottom. Several gun turrets are set up to maximize fire as the hundreds of guns pop out. A satellite dish for communication pops out and the energy core glows. A huge generator pops out along with the world’s biggest gun turret. The generator shielded everything except itself. Everyone from Earth saw this happening… Kelly then presses another button. A huge demonic figure is chained down… as well as a Holy Ghost. The platform rises. Kelly: “I hope you don’t mind the fact that you’re my newest servants… You don’t have to do anything except power this device.” God: “Kelly! One day I will smite you!” Satan: “And then you’re burning in hell. Which you did come up with this cool plan, I have to give you credit…” Kelly: “Silence…” Kelly places God in the hole for weapon functions. And then Satan in the slot for base functions. The shield works and oxygen is pumped to the base. The weapons activate. Kelly: “Tell me how it felt to lose that war so long ago.” God: “Silence. You know the answer.” Kelly: “Because you were weak!” God: “I didn’t lose because I was weak! After that battle, my revenge on mankind multiplied! You know my first attempt at revenge started with the plagues and floods! I saw my own failure…! They knew they didn’t need me! Life is a great thing to have… so I took the first born of every family as a warning… I sent my son Jesus to destroy them all… But he’s too good. I was saddened… I involved him and they killed my son… I brought him back to heaven… I lost the war because of Mikail, Trevor, and J. Which ironically is the ancestors of the ones who traveled with my son. And now… because of the tragedy you caused my moon and son… I will kill you. It’s been two days and nineteen hours.” Satan: “Oh quit complaining. The only thing you really lost was your pride… and everything else. Ha!!” Kelly: “Oh, I would’ve spared that pitiful band of idiots if they hadn’t killed me off in all their films! Listen, God. I DO THIS BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE REST OF THE WORLD! Besides, you remember that Trent and I had already faced once before? He doesn’t remember, but I do. I remember how easily he fell.” God: “Because of your threats!” Kelly: “And I wasn’t lying.” God: “Not only did my son die, but thought I was a horrible monster.” Kelly: “He would still be alive to think that if would have just cooperated and just killed Trent.” God: “You know why I wouldn’t…” Chapter 23: What the fuck happened?! It shows Kelly in Kelci’s previous scene. Kelly: “There is nothing wrong with me. There is only what can be done to make me stronger. THERE IS ONLY… MY WORD.” Kelci is freaked out as Kelly walks out without doing anything. Kelly walked through the side door of the school. He then takes the book with him as he flies into the school. He then takes the book with him as he flies into the skies. He flies to heaven. As he enters heaven’s gate, an angel slows him down. Angel: “What the…? You’re not supposed to be here.” Kelly: “God’s time is over.” Kelly slaughters the angel without a second thought. He then rips the gate apart. He goes through. All of the angels charge forth to protect God. Kelly kills them one by one as they fly to him. Blood stains the Holy Grounds. He steps all the way to God’s throne. God: “What? Kelly? Your actions will cost you your life!!” Kelly: “Not so fast. Do anything and I’ll carve a cross into your sons heart.” God: “…what do you want?!” Kelly: “Revenge.” God: “Revenge is an emotional desire best forgotten.” Kelly: “I could eventually get what I want without your help considering I have triggered the awesome scale.” God: “YOU TRIGGERED THE AWESOME SCALE?!!” Kelly: “What’s more is you haven’t noticed I possess the souls of those left in heaven. Tell me about the Jewels of Malice.” God: “Never… heard… of them.” Kelly: “Infinite cosmic powers… yet you’re unable to lie. You have your flaws.” God: “Now that I think of it, what’s stopping me from killing you?” Kelly: “Your fear and lack of strength. I would steal that delicious soul of yours.” God: “The Jewels of Malice are easily described as the most powerful objects to ever have existed in all of time. They were mine until men converted the power halos into jewels.” Kelly: “That’s not all I want from you. In a couple of minutes, Trent discovers he can stop time and teleport. When he does, I have to kill him because he is going to pose a threat. He is going to eventually be as powerful as a God. You, to be exact. Any refusal and I kill your son…” God: “Let’s just go…” They leave heaven and head to the place that I was… Wal-Mart. Then I discovered that I had powers in the parking lot. There were shoppers everywhere. All of a sudden Kelly bursts to the ground. Kelly: “I see you’ve—“ I stop time as he is talking. Trent: “Woah, that’s hilarious.” I walk around him until time starts again. He turns around because suddenly I disappear. He finishes his sentence. Kelly: “…discovered your powers. Although, it is to your disadvantage… as now I must destroy your body.” Suddenly Kelly thrusts his fists forward at me. I teleport around him confused. Trent: “Kelly, what are you doing?!” Kelly: “Taking revenge… and you… you’re a threat to stopping it.” Trent: “You destroyed the school?!” Kelly: “…and I killed them all.” The shoppers are all looking at us. I was pretty steamed that Kelly would do such a low, hurtful, and awesome thing. Kelly: “Nothing personal… or maybe it is…” Trent: “C’mon, douche, if you’re going to be like that, have at me.” Kelly: “Oh, I’m not going to do anything. God, come here!” Trent: “Wait, what?!” Kelly: “Haha…” God comes from the clouds. People stare in awe. God: “…sigh… what?” Kelly: “Kill these witnesses and leave no trace. Not even their cars. Then place a huge lock on the door.” God: “No.” Kelly: “Might I remind you of your son?” With this, God kills them all. And a huge blue lock conceals the door. God: “What have I become?” Jesus: “A monster.” Jesus descends from a cloud. Jesus: “Father! Why?! Why this cursed evil?!!” God: “I do this because—“ Jesus: “You’re dead to me.” Jesus flies into the clouds, displeased with his father. God: “This is your fault.” Kelly: “Silence. Now kill Trent.” Trent: “What—?” God lifts his finger and I fall over… appearing dead. In reality, however, my mind was erased. Of all of these events except the identity of the one who planned this. Now, my powers were altered as side effect. Kelly believed that I was dead. I never understood the meaning behind the blue lock. Kelly: “Have you done the other thing?” God: “Yes, he’s tied down in the base.” They get to the base in Australia. In under the base, Satan is tied up. Satan: “Not cool.” Then Kelly turns and pushes God and ties him up. God: “What?!!” Satan: “Sucker.” Kelly: “I’ll come back when necessary.” God: “You traitorous—“ Kelly: “I knew that Trent hadn’t died. Now Jesus is with him. METAL MARK!!!” Metal Mark comes out of a pod. Mark: “Yes?” Kelly: “Kill them.” Mark: “Of course.” Kelly: “Take the mercenary with as well. His name is Chuck Norris.” Mark: “As you wish…” TO BE CONCLUDED... (And going into book two ) |
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Posted by XerussPosted by Riku Yeah... maybe the earth might have lived longer if we had discovered an alternate fuel source |
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Say that one of us get it.
The better question is... who will care? |
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I was looking up "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden. Looking for the music video (not to offend the ones who hate just audio) and found that someone animated Naruto to it.
I'll pull up a link if I can find it again... because I also found another waste of footage somewhere else. I'll show you what I mean... as I locate it |
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