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Posted on 03-30-07 06:55 AM Link | Quote | ID: 20984


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Last view: 5736 days 		However, for every great place to stick your penis, there are around eight bad places to stick it. And every now and then, someone's common sense seems to evaporate, the end result of which is a very personal injury. That's just what happened to a 30 year old man at Parafield Gardens Saw Mill. He somehow managed to get his crotch caught on a chain on a piece of machinery. How he managed to do this and what he was thinking at the time, we may never know. But he did it. Luckily, although arguably undeservingly, his injuries were non-life threatening.

You can read the rather short article on this incident here.

Ziff
Posted on 03-30-07 06:57 AM Link | Quote | ID: 20986


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Meh, at least this was mostly caused by stupidity.

Tatrion
Posted on 03-30-07 07:01 AM Link | Quote | ID: 20988


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"Dude, I dare you to stick it in there."

...Or, he could just be crazy. I don't know!

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Doritokiller
Posted on 03-30-07 07:11 AM Link | Quote | ID: 20992


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... And people say that humans are the smartest organisms on the planet.

Despite being not-so-funny-in-person, this reminds me of America's Funniest Home Videos.

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Posted on 03-30-07 07:38 AM (rev. 2 of 03-30-07 07:39 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 20994


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Posted by Doritokiller
... And people say that humans are the smartest organisms on the planet.


I've yet to find an animal other than man masterful and mentally-agile enough to make a massive industrial saw, let alone muster the imagination to make its member meet the metal.

Sgraff87
Posted on 03-30-07 07:46 AM (rev. 2 of 03-30-07 07:47 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 20996


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Last view: 5674 days 		Am I the only one that thinks this was just a simple mistake? Machines are dangerous. Chances are that his groin just got close and the machine sucked up his crotch of his pants and then his penis.

witeasprinwow
Posted on 03-30-07 07:56 AM Link | Quote | ID: 21002


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Posted by Sgraff87
Am I the only one that thinks this was just a simple mistake? Machines are dangerous. Chances are that his groin just got close and the machine sucked up his crotch of his pants and then his penis.


How the FUCK do you accidentally get your groin close to a fucking mechanical saw? That is not something you just fucking forget about. Unless he tripped and fell into it or something, he is a fucking idiot.

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Posted on 03-30-07 08:05 AM Link | Quote | ID: 21006


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Last view: 2807 days 		From reading TFA and noticing that it did not say a saw but rather the log moving mechanism, it could've simply been that he was inspecting the equipment, got a little too close to a conveyor belt/roller, and, well...

I'ma have to side with Sgraff here... it looks more like an accident than anything else.

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emcee
Posted on 03-30-07 10:41 AM Link | Quote | ID: 21027


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Last view: 5788 days 		Yeah, it never said he took it out of his pants.

He was probably just trying to step over it while it was moving. Still stupid, but not quite as ridiculous as what you guys are thinking.

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Posted on 03-30-07 01:37 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21047


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Posted by witeasprinwow
Posted by Sgraff87
Am I the only one that thinks this was just a simple mistake? Machines are dangerous. Chances are that his groin just got close and the machine sucked up his crotch of his pants and then his penis.


How the FUCK do you accidentally get your groin close to a fucking mechanical saw? That is not something you just fucking forget about. Unless he tripped and fell into it or something, he is a fucking idiot.


Agreed that he's an idiot but what if he used viagra?

EvilMushroom
Posted on 03-30-07 03:22 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21055


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Kles
Posted on 03-30-07 04:14 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21062


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You may not be fully aware of this, but when you get older, your penis grows. thx.

Pac
Posted on 03-30-07 06:37 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21074


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...

*Pac hangs himself

Kles
Posted on 03-30-07 07:45 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21081


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Posted by Pac
I bet he never saw this coming.

...

*Pac hangs himself


Missed a pun.

Sgraff87
Posted on 03-30-07 08:07 PM (rev. 2 of 03-30-07 08:08 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 21083


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Posted by EvilMushroom
I still don't know how this could happen. It makes no sense...

After hours of work, a person loses full concentration of what they are doing (especially if it is monotonous like moving log after log along into the machine) and all of a sudden got too close to the moving chain and you can guess what happens next.

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Posted on 03-30-07 09:31 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21107


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That's it. I'm quitting my job at the motorized pencil sharpening factory first thing tomorrow.

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Posted on 03-30-07 09:53 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21116


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Posted by NSNick
That's it. I'm quitting my job at the motorized pencil sharpening factory first thing tomorrow.
If I understand correctly, you'd need a pencildick to be in any real danger.

Do you have a pencildick, Nick?

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Posted on 03-30-07 10:07 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21118


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Posted by Ziff

I've yet to find an animal other than man masterful and mentally-agile enough to make a massive industrial saw, let alone muster the imagination to make its member meet the metal.


And for every one person smart enough to do this, these are at least five people stupid enough to get there crotch stuck in it. Hunams are varied.

Ziff
Posted on 03-30-07 10:41 PM Link | Quote | ID: 21139


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Posted by NSNick
That's it. I'm quitting my job at the motorized pencil sharpening factory first thing tomorrow.
If I understand correctly, you'd need a pencildick to be in any real danger.

Do you have a pencildick, Nick?


HE HAS TWO
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