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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 51/87 EXP: 64338 Next: 3385 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6130 days Last view: 5735 days |
However, for every great place to stick your penis, there are around eight bad places to stick it. And every now and then, someone's common sense seems to evaporate, the end result of which is a very personal injury. That's just what happened to a 30 year old man at Parafield Gardens Saw Mill. He somehow managed to get his crotch caught on a chain on a piece of machinery. How he managed to do this and what he was thinking at the time, we may never know. But he did it. Luckily, although arguably undeservingly, his injuries were non-life threatening.
You can read the rather short article on this incident here. |
Ziff |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 196/389 EXP: 608298 Next: 2987 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6177 days Last view: 5940 days |
TARYN! Where are you?
Meh, at least this was mostly caused by stupidity. |
Tatrion |
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Beezo Level: 49 Posts: 87/477 EXP: 825959 Next: 57924 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5892 days Last view: 5873 days |
I see infinite possibilities for what led up to this event!
"Dude, I dare you to stick it in there." ...Or, he could just be crazy. I don't know! ____________________ |
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 236/709 EXP: 1495629 Next: 81917 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6014 days Last view: 3040 days |
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Ziff |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 197/389 EXP: 608298 Next: 2987 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6177 days Last view: 5940 days |
Posted by Doritokiller I've yet to find an animal other than man masterful and mentally-agile enough to make a massive industrial saw, let alone muster the imagination to make its member meet the metal. |
Sgraff87 |
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Panser Level: 42 Posts: 99/345 EXP: 508039 Next: 13323 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5999 days Last view: 5674 days |
Am I the only one that thinks this was just a simple mistake? Machines are dangerous. Chances are that his groin just got close and the machine sucked up his crotch of his pants and then his penis. |
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Bloober Level: 47 Posts: 13/444 EXP: 740065 Next: 26138 Since: 03-20-07 Last post: 5440 days Last view: 5830 days |
Posted by Sgraff87 How the FUCK do you accidentally get your groin close to a fucking mechanical saw? That is not something you just fucking forget about. Unless he tripped and fell into it or something, he is a fucking idiot. |
Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 1105/2846 EXP: 12037817 Next: 224443 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6070 days Last view: 2807 days |
From reading TFA and noticing that it did not say a saw but rather the log moving mechanism, it could've simply been that he was inspecting the equipment, got a little too close to a conveyor belt/roller, and, well...
I'ma have to side with Sgraff here... it looks more like an accident than anything else. ____________________ I dealt with it. |
emcee |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 66/163 EXP: 164995 Next: 874 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5797 days Last view: 5788 days |
Yeah, it never said he took it out of his pants.
He was probably just trying to step over it while it was moving. Still stupid, but not quite as ridiculous as what you guys are thinking. ____________________ "I'd like to confuse bok choy with cabbage." |
Cat Justice |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 129/365 EXP: 552797 Next: 12249 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5350 days Last view: 5350 days |
Posted by witeasprinwowPosted by Sgraff87 Agreed that he's an idiot but what if he used viagra? |
EvilMushroom |
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Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 102/198 EXP: 220896 Next: 8283 Since: 02-19-07 From: person Last post: 6137 days Last view: 6108 days |
I still don't know how this could happen. It makes no sense... ____________________ ._. + internet |
Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 843/1301 EXP: 3720392 Next: 106512 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Lean forward, crotch snag on something, whoops, mashed cock.
You may not be fully aware of this, but when you get older, your penis grows. thx. |
Pac |
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Flurry Level: 37 Posts: 26/262 EXP: 336229 Next: 2024 Since: 02-19-07 From: Japan Last post: 4484 days Last view: 2886 days |
I bet he never saw this coming.
... *Pac hangs himself |
Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 844/1301 EXP: 3720392 Next: 106512 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Posted by Pac Missed a pun. |
Sgraff87 |
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Panser Level: 42 Posts: 100/345 EXP: 508039 Next: 13323 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5999 days Last view: 5674 days |
Posted by EvilMushroom After hours of work, a person loses full concentration of what they are doing (especially if it is monotonous like moving log after log along into the machine) and all of a sudden got too close to the moving chain and you can guess what happens next. |
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Ropa Alcoholic Level: 59 Posts: 123/737 EXP: 1586119 Next: 87009 Since: 02-20-07 From: The North Side Last post: 5465 days Last view: 2600 days |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 151/5344 EXP: 30969509 Next: 693472 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4508 days Last view: 2643 days |
Posted by NSNickIf I understand correctly, you'd need a pencildick to be in any real danger. Do you have a pencildick, Nick? ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
Sonicandfails |
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Lantern Ghost Level: 60 Posts: 151/766 EXP: 1680881 Next: 91897 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5974 days Last view: 5780 days |
How else would he 'shotgun' beer cans? ____________________ I miss post headers more. |
JrShrooboid |
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Porcupo Level: 41 Posts: 23/317 EXP: 446139 Next: 34006 Since: 03-29-07 From: Somewhere far, far away. Last post: 6072 days Last view: 5257 days |
Posted by Ziff And for every one person smart enough to do this, these are at least five people stupid enough to get there crotch stuck in it. Hunams are varied. |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 199/389 EXP: 608298 Next: 2987 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6177 days Last view: 5940 days |
Posted by Kyoufu KawaPosted by NSNickIf I understand correctly, you'd need a pencildick to be in any real danger. HE HAS TWO |
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