Its a jail food that my ex's stepdad showed me. He is always in and out of jail.

Basically its noodles, some kind of chips, beefstick/slimjim, and cheese.
You make the noodles, and add the seasoning.
Crush up the chips (I use doritos or spicy cheetos) and dump them in.
Cut up (Or tear up, whatev) your slim jim and throw it in there.
Add some cheese and mix it all together.
After its all together you put it in a ziplock bag and roll it up tight and let it sit for about 15 minutes or so. It will become what he called a brick at this point.

It may sound strange or maybe even gross, but it is one of my go-to comfort foods these days. Its super filling and super fattening
Dont knock it till ya tried it.

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