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| Main - Spatula - Let's get theoretical: with the only furry in the world! | New thread | New reply |
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>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 2376/2851 EXP: 11923767 Next: 338493 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4470 days |
Alright, here goes. Let's say... You have, through some series of events (interdimensional travel, solar flares, mad science, Burma Shave), somehow managed to come across a real live furry of your choosing. (I'm going to be using female pronouns, but there's nothing stopping you from theoretically finding a male.) Because it's so unique and unprecedented, there's a million ways anything could go wrong... or right. She could be the biggest breakthrough in scientific studies. She could be the biggest moneymaker you ever came across. She could be absolutely scared of what the world at large would want to do. She could be any number of things. But you won't know until you take her home. What would YOU do? E: The "theoretical situations" schtick in general might be a good topic for us to try out. Anyone who can think of a good situation, start a new thread, perhaps? This is only here because Kawa would probably like it. Also, expanding definitions to include things like simple catgirls. Doesn't have to be a full furry. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
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 The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 3692/4196 EXP: 21538162 Next: 298439 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 474 days Last view: 87 days |
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 Sledge Brother Compromised account. Level: 86 Posts: 1487/1815 EXP: 6127262 Next: 14845 Since: 02-19-07 From: Oregon Last post: 1816 days Last view: 1815 days |
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Level: 99 Posts: 2195/2602 EXP: 9758281 Next: 241719 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4487 days |
I have no idea what I would do in this situation. I totally wanna say, "Leave her to her own devices," just to get the big o' smelly boot in your comment, but I realize I already wear smelly boots, and have nowhere to wear said boot, except maybe as an esscentric hat.
Seriously, though, I would probably milk the situation for monetary gain in some way. Although, if she were a marginally anthropomorphic animal, say ears and tail, and was highly attractive, I might compromise my stance on not being attracted to furries and try my luck with her. Shameless, I know, but who cares, this is strictly hypothetical, anyway.  |
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 CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 4672/5344 EXP: 30952372 Next: 710609 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4501 days Last view: 2636 days |
*chop chop chop*
*grin* Heeeere's Kawa! I'd take her home with me and assure her that I'd keep her safe from anybody who'd want to do her harm. If science happens to find out she exists, I'd allow nondestructive/noninvasive research (if that requires some pain, I'd take it up with her beforehand), just because I happen to like scientific progress. Aside from that, I'd love her and hug her, but not name her George. Cos that's silly. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks  — byuu |
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>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 2407/2851 EXP: 11923767 Next: 338493 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4470 days |
I would probably wind up trying to nudge things along in a rather self-centered and entertaining fashion.
* GreyMaria ducks incoming tomato I'd probably like it best if she were a bit submissive to my will. Spunk optional. But in a world like this, if she thinks she's going to make something for herself without protection? If she survived, she'd be in one hell of a state of shock. At the very least, a willingness to let me protect her would be important. But if she's abrasive about it... I'd have to show her how bad the world can be. Not personally, of course - she needs someone to crawl back to. Obvious best-case scenario is that she's happy to let me guard her and in general be the one guy who truly understands her. In as many ways as she would let me. Related: I think it would be rather kickass to have a dragon girl for a girlfriend. ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
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Level: 99 Posts: 2254/2602 EXP: 9758281 Next: 241719 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4487 days |
Posted by GreyMariaWhy did I imagine you as Donkey from Shrek right there? |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 4714/5344 EXP: 30952372 Next: 710609 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4501 days Last view: 2636 days |
...cos he's an ass?
No prize for guessing what kind of furry I'd prefer  ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
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Level: 99 Posts: 2256/2602 EXP: 9758281 Next: 241719 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4487 days |
Posted by Kawa Well, yeah, but not in this case.
Rodent or pony? |
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CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 4715/5344 EXP: 30952372 Next: 710609 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4501 days Last view: 2636 days |
You're half right. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
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>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese Level: 105 Posts: 2410/2851 EXP: 11923767 Next: 338493 Since: 07-13-07 Last post: 4500 days Last view: 4470 days |
Posted by Trelior Damn you, now I'm going to wind up reading ALL of my posts in a Donkey voice! ...See? I'm doing it right now! ____________________ we're currently experiencing some technical difficulties |
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 Red Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 135/207 EXP: 223450 Next: 5729 Since: 11-30-08 From: Tokyo Last post: 3583 days Last view: 2482 days |
i'd just keep this 'thing' in my basement, perform experiments and tests, learn all i can about its species, then finally reveal its existence and make millions from my research somehow, all setup in such a way that i can keep possession of it as property instead of having to actually recognize it as a sapient being
edit: i would use it as a potential source of extra organs too, just in case i end up needing a new liver or something tbh i might just use it as a household slave or something; servants are way too expensive in the USA |
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 Fuzz Ball Level: 64 Posts: 648/956 EXP: 2125660 Next: 88437 Since: 03-02-10 From: Michigan, USA Last post: 4011 days Last view: 1942 days |
I'm not really the best conversationalist. Given that, I'd probably talk to it for a while, until it got pissed off at me and I left because I don't care that much. |
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