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Mega-Mario
Posted on 03-17-11 08:26 PM Link | Quote | ID: 140225

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[20:17:37]	<GreyMaria>	<12:11.14> <asiekierka> Question time
[20:17:37] <GreyMaria> <12:11.31> <asiekierka> if you were the opposite gender for a day
[20:17:37] <GreyMaria> <12:11.38> <asiekierka> what would you do
[20:18:08] <Mega-Mario> enjoy my breasts :P
[20:19:15] <Haz> Be the opposite gender
[20:21:29] <Mega-Mario> lolk
[20:21:55] <Kawa> ==> Mega-Mario: be Mega-Maria
[20:22:05] <Mega-Mario> lolyeah
[20:22:12] <Luigi987> Loool
[20:22:21] <Mega-Mario> Luigia987
[20:22:35] <KP9000> ok
[20:22:41] <KP9000> activity in here is cool and all
[20:22:47] <KP9000> but GO PoAST
[...]
[20:23:30] <KP9000> someone go make a therad for
[20:23:31] <KP9000> <asiekierka> if you were the opposite gender for a day
[20:23:39] <KP9000> Therad. lolz


So yeah. Read the thread's title and answer.

My answer. I'd enjoy my nice new breasts. <3

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GreyMaria
Posted on 03-17-11 08:27 PM (rev. 2 of 03-17-11 08:34 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 140226

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<12:11.14> <asiekierka> Question time
<12:11.17> <tiffany352> Why must I have the urge to click that
<12:11.23> <tiffany352> even though I know I'll regret it
<12:11.31> <asiekierka> if you were the opposite gender for a day
<12:11.38> <asiekierka> what would you do
<12:11.40> <tiffany352> I'd be super happy ^_^
<12:11.49> <asiekierka> i mean
<12:11.54> <asiekierka> actiond
<12:11.57> <asiekierka> actions
<12:12.02> <tiffany352> idk
<12:12.04> <asiekierka> like go shopping, etcetc
<12:12.18> <tiffany352> I wouldn't want to go back D:
<12:12.37> <asiekierka> greymaria you?
<12:12.45> <GreyMaria> ?
<12:12.50> <GreyMaria> hmm
<12:12.53> <GreyMaria> hmm
<12:12.58> <asiekierka> hmm
<12:13.16> <GreyMaria> s/day/week/ and I'd start out with finding out what
it feels like to be the girl
<12:13.30> <asiekierka> me too
<12:13.41> <tiffany352> so
<12:13.43> <GreyMaria> then I get to take pictures of my clothed self and
show people on the internet that "holy shit, I became a girl overnight.
guys what do"
<12:13.44> <asiekierka> and after that?
<12:13.49> <tiffany352> you two would basically be playing with yourselves?
<12:14.01> <asiekierka> others dont know you were a boy before
<12:14.06> <GreyMaria> Suuure.
<12:14.16> <GreyMaria> Even though I basically flaunt it every time someone
assumes I'm female.
<12:14.17> <asiekierka> only you and we know
<12:14.47> <GreyMaria> so let's see
<12:14.54> <GreyMaria> step 1: acquire female orgasm
<12:15.06> <GreyMaria> step 2: flip the fuck out to friends on internet who
know I'm supposed to be male (pictures included)
<12:15.22> <tiffany352> step 1: Take picture of self
<12:15.25> <GreyMaria> step 3: realize that I don't do anything anyway
<12:15.34> <GreyMaria> step 4: resume normal life cycle
<12:15.34> <tiffany352> step 2: go out and buy clothes
<12:15.47> <GreyMaria> step 5: try to get mom to stop flipping the fuck out
<12:15.48> <asiekierka> i asked my female friend the same question. she said
she'd wank just to see how it feels (she'd be a boy)
<12:15.52> <tiffany352> step 3: have fun
<12:16.09> <asiekierka> greymaria mom thinks you were always a girl
<12:16.16> <asiekierka> now
<12:16.20> <GreyMaria> ...
<12:16.23> <GreyMaria> that's no fun
<12:16.25> <asiekierka> you can be a girl forever
<12:16.34> <tiffany352> :O
<12:16.36> <asiekierka> but youd forget your boy past
<12:16.38> <tiffany352> I'd totally do it
<12:16.39> <GreyMaria> you can't just turn everything upside down
<12:16.43> <asiekierka> Y/N
<12:16.44> <tiffany352> _totally_
<12:16.52> <GreyMaria> that depends
<12:16.57> <GreyMaria> how much of my boy past do i forget
<12:17.01> <GreyMaria> do i forget that i like video games
<12:17.09> <GreyMaria> do i forget that i have a female bisexual fursona
<12:17.21> <asiekierka> no and yes
<12:17.29> <GreyMaria> ...
<12:17.33> <GreyMaria> N
<12:17.37> <asiekierka> =o
<12:17.37> <GreyMaria> I can't give up my Natalie.
<12:17.45> <asiekierka> =O
<12:17.46> <tiffany352> aww?
<12:18.03> <asiekierka> youd live your life as if you were always a girl
<12:18.18> <asiekierka> memories would be replaced with girly ones
<12:18.45> <tiffany352> *silence*
<12:18.48> <asiekierka> i'd say Y
<12:18.48> <GreyMaria> so instead of memories of wanking to hot lesbian
furry porn, i'd be shoveling through all the tits trying to find gay?
<12:18.59> <asiekierka> no
<12:19.18> <GreyMaria> .
<12:19.32> * tiffany3521 (zachary@fl-67-76-81-1.dyn.embarqhsd.net) has
joined #offroads
<12:19.33> * tiffany352 (zachary@67.76.81.1) Quit (Quit: Leaving.)
<12:19.35> <GreyMaria> dude, I grew up on video games
<12:19.36> <asiekierka> depends on your personality really
<12:19.41> <tiffany3521> ugh
<12:19.59> <GreyMaria> I encountered my first furry on a rom hacking forum
<12:20.27> <asiekierka> essentially youd be yourself if you were a girl
since birth
<12:20.33> <asiekierka> kind of
<12:20.46> <asiekierka> if you think youd like video games, then :P
<12:20.55> <asiekierka> that is yes
<12:21.04> <asiekierka> dont cheat tho
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> stupid connection
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> Uhm
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> in that case
<12:21.06> <tiffany3521> I think I'd only lose becoming obsessed with war
games for a short period
<12:21.06> * tiffany3521 is now known as tiffany352
<12:21.06> <tiffany352> ... =/
<12:21.06> <tiffany352> stupid esper
<12:21.06> * tiffany352 (zachary@fl-67-76-81-1.dyn.embarqhsd.net) Quit
(Remote host closed the connection)
<12:21.27> <asiekierka> I'd be a cosplayer
<12:21.31> <asiekierka> so YYYYYYY
<12:21.34> * tiffany352 (zachary@67.76.81.1) has joined #offroads
<12:21.35> <GreyMaria> I honestly think it'd be impossible to take the boy
out of this girl >_>
<12:21.53> <tiffany352> I don't think there ever was any boy in this girl
<12:21.56> <asiekierka> so YYYYYYY, i'd be a cosplayer girl
<12:21.57> <asiekierka> ;)
<12:22.09> <tiffany352> :P
<12:22.15> <GreyMaria> I was taken out of school because my mother
disciplined me in first grade - and got thrown out because of it
<12:22.25> <GreyMaria> something about spending more time in the principal's
office than out of it
<12:22.34> <GreyMaria> mom thought she needed to attend with me
<12:22.51> <GreyMaria> but the school obviously wasn't serving my needs
anyway
<12:23.03> <GreyMaria> half the fucking first grade class should have never
made it past kindergarten


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Xeruss
Posted on 03-18-11 04:25 AM Link | Quote | ID: 140237


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Photograph myself for my own pleasure later on.

Messed up concept though...

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Go out and make people who knew my male self feel massively conflicted and uncomfortable.

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bh, wouldn't that make you feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable?

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Posted by Xeruss
bh, wouldn't that make you feel even the slightest bit uncomfortable?
Suddenly finding myself to be the opposite gender would do already, so I reckon you could call it seeking refuge in audacity.

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I would forego all of the sexual curiosities one would probably have. Instead, I would do all I can to learn more about the female psyche, in order to understand them as well as possible. Assuming I have the knowledge I'd be female for only a day, my logic for this is as follows: the more I understand about a woman (or women in general) the more chances I have of success in a relationship.

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Posted by blackhole89
Suddenly finding myself to be the opposite gender would do already, so I reckon you could call it seeking refuge in audacity.

Well put.
KP's answer makes me feel very shallow now.

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Posted on 03-18-11 07:22 PM Link | Quote | ID: 140251


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Auda City is getting crowded, go find refuge somewhere else.

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Go find a way to preserve it forever?

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I don't know... Be 'myself'?
I wouldn't want to turn back, though.

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Go on IRC/post a thread on a message board soliciting ideas for what to do under the guise of a hypothetical scenario?

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I would wait for the day to end. Or I would go into the "opposite-gender-only" areas and find out what they could be saying. Or I could become friends with the opposite gender and then they could be my friend when night comes, since that's when the gender change would be over.

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Opposite? Why not both?

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Buy clothes, go to a nice salon and hit on blacky.

deshaun182
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I would NEVER go back to being a guy! NEVER!!!!!!
Yes, i'm straight as they come, but come on, being a female?
I could bitch you out and blame it on my va-jay-jay
I could slap one of my friends in public
I could probably enjoy turning all of my friends on amd then gettin the hell outta dodge
Face it, being a female would be BOOOOMB!! =]

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You forget one important thing.

You'll painfully bleed at regular intervals, and when you blame your bitchy behavior on that too often, people may very well start wondering and keeping track. Then what?

And you gotta regularly shave your legs 'n shit if you wanna "turn all your friends on" like that.

There's probably more, but suffice it to say you haven't thought it all the way through.

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I hate my legs, i'd gladly shave them if I was a female cuz they itch and suck.
Yes i kno that time comes with cramps and pains. The pros outweigh the cons severly... Gettin pregnant would be the only thing i'd be like "o_0 omg time to be a guy again I CANNOT GET PREGNANT"

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Or you could just not have rampant unprotected sex with everyone?

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Posted by deshaun182
I would NEVER go back to being a guy! NEVER!!!!!!
Yes, i'm straight as they come, but come on, being a female?
I could bitch you out and blame it on my va-jay-jay
I could slap one of my friends in public
I could probably enjoy turning all of my friends on amd then gettin the hell outta dodge
Face it, being a female would be BOOOOMB!! =]
What are you, 13?

I can't imagine anyone having outgrown the cooties worldview seriously believing all of that.

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