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Kernal
Posted on 03-21-07 02:29 AM (rev. 2 of 03-21-07 02:30 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 17517

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Hmmm, maybe "And then" is the only English she knows?

I predict this will be the next Internet meme.

spel werdz rite
Posted on 03-21-07 02:57 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17537


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Clickable version for us lazys.

OoBurns
Posted on 03-21-07 03:26 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17553


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Even before I opened the thread, I knew your post would have something to do with this scene.

Unfortunately, I can also say that I've seen the movie this is from. It was just about the biggest waste of time ever spent on a movie in my opinion.

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Katelyn
Posted on 03-21-07 03:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17555

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Kles
Posted on 03-21-07 03:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17568


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BMF54123
Posted on 03-21-07 09:04 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17647


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LADY: (starts serving as I'm walking up to the counter) "HI, NOODLES OR RICE?!"

ME: "Uh, that's to go, please."

LADY: (scrapes rice off plate, grabs to-go box) "NOODLES OR RICE?!"

ME: "Uh, I'll have the noodles..."

LADY: "AND?!"

ME: "...uh, the sesame chick--"

LADY: "AND?!"

ME: "--en, and the teri--"

LADY: "ANYTHING ELSE?!"

ME: "--yaki...uh, no."

LADY: "DRINK?!"

ME: "Um, no, just w--"

LADY: "$5.85 PLEASE."

ME: "--ater. Never mind."

100% true!

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Kernal
Posted on 03-21-07 01:14 PM (rev. 2 of 03-21-07 01:15 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 17671

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EDIT: And why did I think the board made clickable links automatically from URLs?

Flan
Posted on 03-22-07 05:47 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17953


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Kles
Posted on 03-22-07 07:02 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17968


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Flan
Posted on 03-22-07 08:19 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17982


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Last view: 4601 days 		I should mail you some. But chances are it'd probably be a bit moldy by the time it got there.

Kles
Posted on 03-22-07 09:07 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17995


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Flan
Posted on 03-22-07 09:10 AM Link | Quote | ID: 17997


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Kasdarack
Posted on 03-22-07 06:56 PM Link | Quote | ID: 18051


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Last view: 6057 days 		We have 2 crappy Chinese restaurants in town.

We also have one FREAKING FANTASTIC Chinese place here.

I'll leave it up to you to figure out which one I go to.


And yes, Kles. Don't inspect for dirtiness. Just assume it's safe. In the restaurant business... 99.9% of the time what the customer doesn't know will never hurt them. I say go for it.

Darkdata
Posted on 03-22-07 07:41 PM Link | Quote | ID: 18061


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Posted by SamuraiX
I should mail you some. But chances are it'd probably be a bit moldy by the time it got there.


With all the salt and flavorings?
Don't think so :p

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Flan
Posted on 03-23-07 07:17 AM Link | Quote | ID: 18336


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Ailure
Posted on 03-23-07 07:42 AM Link | Quote | ID: 18343

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Dosen't load for me, but I kinda remember it from the movie.

Scary and funny.

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Flan
Posted on 03-23-07 07:51 AM Link | Quote | ID: 18344


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Katelyn
Posted on 03-23-07 06:06 PM Link | Quote | ID: 18420

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Last view: 6153 days 		Chinese Foooood Intercom: Chinese foooood. How may I help you?
Jesse: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Intercom: Ummm, what you like?
Jesse: I'd like three orders of garlic chicken...
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then, three orders of white rice.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then... *turns backwards* Oh, hey, you guys want soup?
Chester: Sure.
Jesse: Yeah, three orders of Wonton Soup.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: Oh, uh, some fortune cookies too.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: Ahh, actually, I think that's about it.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No, that's it.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No and then. That's, that's all I want.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then, nothing else, because I am done ordering. Kay?
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No, no, see, all I want is the the three orders of the garlic chicken, and the three orders of the white rice.
Intercom: Huh, and then?
Chester: Oh, and the soup, dude.
Jesse: Oh, and the Wonton soup.
Intercom: And then?
Driver: And the cookies fortune.
Jesse: And the fortune cookies, yes. So, it's just the chicken, the rice, the soup, and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then, you can put it in a brown paper bag, and put it in my hand, because I'm ready to eat.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: Hey, I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No! No and then!
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: No and then!
Intercom: And then!
Jesse: No and then!
Intercom: And then!
Jesse: No and then!
Intercom: And then!
Jesse: No and then!
Intercom: And then!
Jesse: No and then!
Intercom: And then!
Jesse: No! No and then!
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: You're really starting to piss me off, lady.
Intercom: And then?
Jesse: And then, I'm gonna come in there and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass if you say and then again!
*silence for about 10 seconds*
Intercom: And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then! And then!
*Jesse smashes the intercom box*
Intercom: *distorted* And then?

Kles
Posted on 03-23-07 09:22 PM Link | Quote | ID: 18478


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Katelyn
Posted on 03-23-07 09:24 PM Link | Quote | ID: 18482

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On the other hand, I had Chinese food today with my girlfriend
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