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RT-55J
Posted on 04-03-10 07:58 AM (rev. 2 of 04-03-10 09:51 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 129415

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Last view: 57 days 		Stark, everybody's favorite Administralastor, is one of the most enigmatic persons to walk (?) the earth. In order to piece together/unravel this mystery, I suggest that we collaborate by listing as many actual and factual facts as possible concerning this fine feathered fellow.

As the topic creator, I'll start:

- Stark is actually the secret identity of a famous superhero (you guys should already know this).
- Stark owns a farm with not one, not two, but three (video non-existent) floating race tracks above it. Truly, the man is an agricultural genius.
- Past aliases of Stark include Alastor (the Stylish), Kyouji "Kagami" Craw, The Sunshine Sovereign, "Blisseh", and Millard Fillmore. -Various
- Stark is actually two dwarves in a trench coat posing as a regular-sized person. -Xeruss
- Stark's ancestors lived in an ancient castle called Winterfell in Westeros. -Traffic Light

If I'm sufficiently non-lazy, I'll compile all of the facts you guys list into The Definitive List of Facts Pertaining to the Individual (?) Known as Stark.

NightKev
Posted on 04-03-10 08:06 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129416


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Add to the list of aliases ([sub-]titles?): The Sunshine Sovereign

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Posted on 04-03-10 08:49 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129417


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Posted by RT-55J
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Stark is actually two dwarves in a trench coat posing as a regular-sized person.

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Posted on 04-03-10 10:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129421


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- Stark's ancestors lived in an ancient castle called Winterfell in Westeros.

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Posted on 04-03-10 01:25 PM Link | Quote | ID: 129426


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Kyouji "Kagami" Craw, actually, later shortened to Kyouji Craw.

Also "Blisseh".

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Kawa
Posted on 04-03-10 09:53 PM Link | Quote | ID: 129451


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Logic dictates that Stark cannot be Tony Stark.

We already know quite certainly that Tony Stark is not two midgets in a trenchcoat. If Michael Stark were Tony Stark, this would need to be true.

Compound that with his reaction to one Iron Man joke too many.

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Posted on 04-03-10 10:20 PM Link | Quote | ID: 129453


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Posted by Kawa
We already know quite certainly that Tony Stark is not two midgets in a trenchcoat. If Michael Stark were Tony Stark, this would need to be true.

Perhaps he is both Michael and Tony Stark?

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NightKev
Posted on 04-04-10 01:31 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129460


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- Based on recently obtained evidence, it has been determined that Stark has the power to shape-shift, though the full scope and limitations of this power are currently unknown.

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Posted on 04-04-10 06:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129467


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- He's hypothetical, exotic, and is composed of quark matter. Or he's strange.

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NightKev
Posted on 04-04-10 10:51 PM Link | Quote | ID: 129490


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I thought he was a neutron Stark?

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Posted on 04-05-10 02:19 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129497


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Posted by NightKev
I thought he was a neutron Stark?


Posted by NightKev
- Stark has the power to shape-shift


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Haz
Posted on 04-05-10 02:21 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129498


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Last view: 1941 days 		To the best of my knowledge he is some sort of ethereal otherworldly devil being. But, I've never met him myself.

NightKev
Posted on 04-05-10 03:43 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129501


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TL: Yeah maybe, but does that apply here? It seems more not like "he is object X" but like "he has quality X". Maybe not I guess.

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Posted on 04-05-10 08:04 AM Link | Quote | ID: 129513


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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris Stark can piss his name into concrete.


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