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 Koopa Level: 26 Posts: 32/118 EXP: 101595 Next: 680 Since: 02-19-07 From: Richmond, VA Last post: 6085 days Last view: 4936 days |
Posted by CGXPosted by The Red SnifitBeer tends to make people's beards grow, actually Um... no. |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1064/1881 EXP: 6465193 Next: 185471 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6152 days Last view: 6143 days |
When I first went on IRC, I was confused by the abbreviation "AFK" even though I knew its meaning (someone is away from their computer). So I thought maybe it was "Away From Komputer" and the K in komputer was some kind of obscure joke. |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 143/1220 EXP: 3368358 Next: 117510 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6097 days Last view: 6081 days |
Same with me. I couldn't guess what the K stood for, but I knew what it meant. I didn't really try to guess though.  |
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 Mole Level: 43 Posts: 134/365 EXP: 552614 Next: 12432 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5346 days Last view: 5346 days |
When I first heard that in order to have a baby, you had to put your penis in a girl's ass. I thought, "That sounds really gross. Why do men go pee in a woman's butt?"
Then the first time I saw porn I was confused. I laughed at the ladies taking cumshots because the "milk" coming out of the man's penis was alien to me and at the age of 9, I laughed at naked people. |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1189/1881 EXP: 6465193 Next: 185471 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6152 days Last view: 6143 days |
Yeah, I had no clue about sex or female anatomy. I thought sperm flew through the air from the penis into the vagina, which I thought was located in the butt. I also thought sperm were just these barely visible flying specks, no seminal fluid or anything. |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1217/1816 EXP: 6132750 Next: 9357 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6152 days Last view: 6152 days |
I also couldn't understand "LMAO" or "ROFL" when I saw them on the Internet... |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1192/1881 EXP: 6465193 Next: 185471 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6152 days Last view: 6143 days |
I actually knew some of the common acronyms like LOL and BRB (I had this book on the Internet that we got in 1996 when we first got Internet, after which we moved and didn't have it for a while), but I was puzzled by 1337, 1337-speak, w00t, All your base are belong to us, and such. |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1219/1816 EXP: 6132750 Next: 9357 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6152 days Last view: 6152 days |
I thought "All your base are belong to us" was just a weird made-up saying, too. |
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Level: 75 Posts: 898/1301 EXP: 3719159 Next: 107745 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
I remember All Your Base when it was brand new, but I was too young to get why it was funny. |
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 Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 116/165 EXP: 167972 Next: 17391 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6120 days Last view: 6094 days |
I was never too young to get AYB (look at my profile and do the math), but as a child, I didn't truly appreciate video game Engrish because clumsy translations and terse text were common back in the day. I remember my cousin playing Pro Wrestling. I don't recall laughing at "A Winner is You". And I thought the infamous Strider threat - "You will be sent to your grave by me Mr. Kain" - was a chilling line.
When I was three, I asked my parents where babies came from. Their answer: people hugging naked. I learned to read quite early on. At four, I read the family medical book and found out what sex was. It seemed gross and strange at the time. |
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