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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-07-09 04:51 PM (rev. 4 of 12-09-09 10:36 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 121739

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Last view: 3011 days 		Basically, you post a sequel to the last post, in order to compose a story.

Rules:
- Of course, the story must still make sense with your addition.
- Pay attention to people who could ninja you!
- Two sentences maximum.
- If you wish to say something which isn't part of the story, make it italic.

Here we go:

Today, Mario went to Peach's castle.

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Kawa
Posted on 12-07-09 05:26 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121744


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He had gotten another one of those letters saying that the Princess had baked another one of those stupendously large cakes. "Mamma-mia, where does she find-a the time to keep doing that?"

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Kawa rocks — byuu

blackhole89
Posted on 12-07-09 05:41 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121748


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Lately, he didn't get the princess anyway. Sure, he knew she was into that whole French royalty roleplaying thing, but her demeanor just seemed unusually artificial, perhaps even robotic, even for her standards.

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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-07-09 06:43 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121751

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Last view: 3011 days 		Then, Mario saw a Toad running round. He asked what was wrong, the Toad replied that, while the princess was in the castle courtyards, he saw a grey cloud and a lightening bolt strike her, and when the cloud was gone, so was the princess.

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Kawa
Posted on 12-07-09 06:46 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121752


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Mario simply could not suppress the urge to plant his white-gloved right hand firmly on his furrowed brow. "She's gone again?" he thought out loud.

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blackhole89
Posted on 12-07-09 07:24 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121753


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He did not, however, get much time to cultivate his frustration - with a loud crack, Mario could feel something heavy hit the back of his head. Stumbling forward, he just saw the velvet-carpeted ground rapidly approaching before all around him turned black.

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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-07-09 07:51 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121756

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Last view: 3011 days 		When he finally woke up, he was surrounded by Goombas and Koopas - Bowser's minions. Bowser then told: "Gwahahahaha! Capturing Mario was a really good idea! Like that I'm not going to have him annoy me while I accomplish my plans! Gwahahahahahaha!".

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blackhole89
Posted on 12-07-09 08:08 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121758


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"Wait... no... this is too stereotypical. Organised crime might look like that in children's movies, but even kids aged ten nowadays know reality doesn't work like that", he thought and woke up for real. A quaint tune could be heard from a transistor radio somewhere.

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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-09-09 03:50 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121973

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Last view: 3011 days 		Then he found a story book on the floor. The story in it looked exactly like his dream, however, the last pages, which would have been the sequel of his dream, were missing.

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Traffic Light
Posted on 12-09-09 08:35 PM Link | Quote | ID: 121991


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He found the missing pages, he could read the story about how after waking up, he found a letter from the princess, then about Toad telling him that she was struck by a lightning and disappeared. It included the black out and he himself reading the book, and about he reading that he was reading that he was reading the book...

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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-09-09 10:18 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122011

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Last view: 3011 days 		After reading that he was reading that he was reading that he was reading the book, Mario entered a crazy endless loop and fainted.

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Trelior
Posted on 12-09-09 10:20 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122013


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(Pokemon reference FTW!)

CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 12-09-09 10:23 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122014


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When Mario woke he had boobs, and had lost his 'stache.

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havin' a ball

Traffic Light
Posted on 12-09-09 10:26 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122015


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He realizes THIS was the dream that he thought he had before his whole adventure began in the dream, he started going meteconfused again but then he had an idea.

He jumped off his bed and ran across the mushroom kingdom full speed, getting 99 lives in the way and taking some shortcuts by getting inside walls, finally, he managed to reach the last world, where the Princess was waiting for him with a large cake, he knocked her over just before the lightning hit her. But the lightning hit Mario and he disappears instead. The boobs and lack of mustache was the less of his concerns...

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CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 12-09-09 10:30 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122019


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And than, his cock exploded. An d so, he woke up in the middle of a rather large orgasm in a fantasy land similar to, but quite unlike, ancient greece.

And somehow, he was participating in it and completely nude.

((Shouldn't we be using 'she' now?))

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Mega-Mario
Posted on 12-09-09 10:34 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122023

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Posted by CyclopsCaveman
And than, his cock exploded. An d so, he woke up in the middle of a rather large orgasm in a fantasy land similar to, but quite unlike, ancient greece.

And somehow, he was participating in it and completely nude.

((Shouldn't we be using 'she' now?))

This thread is slowly turning into a porn thread. Where's NSFW tag?

And I love how some people are trying to get around the two-sentence limitation by posting super-long sentences.

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blackhole89
Posted on 12-09-09 11:21 PM Link | Quote | ID: 122025


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Waking up in his bed, covered in sweat and desperately clinging to his massive 10-inch man-tool, Mario underwent a sudden episode of existential self-reflection - was that what he, a soon to be 50 year old member of the proletariat, should really be doing at this point in life?
Consumed by the darkness of the angst instilled by his mid-life crisis, Mario pulled his surprisingly flexible insemination implement firmly up, tied it around his neck with the resolute, professional motion of a plumber that had yanked many a koopa out of the pipes that way in his professional life and took a deep bite out of the magic mushroom he stored in his drawer; it might have been romantic, in a certain way, if the last image to fill his mind as all the other images turned to black had been one of the Princess, in her best years, smiling at him when he once again fulfilled his royal canalisation working duty - but unfortunately, real life does not work that way.

BAD END.

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