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Level: 99 Posts: 634/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
I was talking with Bukkarooo on Skype and we got the idea for this thread during a conversation about Kirby Super Star (to clarify the off-the-wallness of the quote to come).
I'll start~ "Waddle Dee will beat you senseless with an umbrella meant to shade fair skinned ladies!" |
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 Giant Koopa I might be alive, but chances are that's not the case. Level: 73 Posts: 902/1273 EXP: 3421196 Next: 64672 Since: 10-15-08 From: Lulzerland Last post: 4589 days Last view: 4496 days |
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 Fuzzy Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins... Level: 59 Posts: 707/778 EXP: 1634575 Next: 38553 Since: 10-15-08 From: Florida Last post: 5185 days Last view: 4952 days |
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 CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 2673/5344 EXP: 30948370 Next: 714611 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4499 days Last view: 2635 days |
"She's as organic as I am sane" -- Me in the SF.
Am I doing it right? ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks  — byuu |
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Level: 99 Posts: 638/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
I guess you're doing it about as right as someone who does it wrong in the completely wrong way that ends up doing it right anyway.
Posted by Bukkarooo |
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Fuzzy Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins... Level: 59 Posts: 709/778 EXP: 1634575 Next: 38553 Since: 10-15-08 From: Florida Last post: 5185 days Last view: 4952 days |
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Level: 99 Posts: 643/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
Marzen: ...And that... Was a random explosion
My DS plays a Starfy squeak Bukk: And that was Starfy squeaking |
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Level: 99 Posts: 667/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
Me: That makes about as much sense as putting a banana in your ear while you break dance on oatmeal.
Marzen: SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST DATE 
Me: Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To unite all people within our nation -- * My roommate cuts me off right there My Roommate: THEY'RE JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION!!! They'll go away soon. |
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Level: 99 Posts: 713/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
My Roommate: The GameCube is the most durable game system to date, it can survive anything but a stab to the laser.
Me: Nah, I think it could survive even that. It's a trooper! |
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Fuzzy Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins... Level: 59 Posts: 730/778 EXP: 1634575 Next: 38553 Since: 10-15-08 From: Florida Last post: 5185 days Last view: 4952 days |
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Level: 99 Posts: 832/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
Togg: Shut your filthy whore mouth!
Me: Why? Togg: Because you're a foggot... Faggot. * I run away, crying * Pig Headed Chuck Norris kicks Togg in the head PHCN: BREEBREE! PLEASE NOTE: This was NOT my idea. I blame Togg. 
Togg says, "This didn't actually happen. Only it did actually happen, to tell us that it didn't." |
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Fuzzy Son of a bitch, I'm sick of these dolphins... Level: 59 Posts: 746/778 EXP: 1634575 Next: 38553 Since: 10-15-08 From: Florida Last post: 5185 days Last view: 4952 days |
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Level: 99 Posts: 1124/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
My friend was talking randomly and I overheard this:
"If you ever need a reason to be distracted, just think of Darth Vader riding on a Ton-Ton, because no matter what it is you're doing, it will distract you." I wish there was a visual aiding .gif to post here. |
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Level: 99 Posts: 1168/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
"Up next you are fighting a Breton. He looks like a bit a dandy, but he's deadly with a blade. He has more experience than you, so be prepared!"
- Owyn from Elder Scrolls IV |
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Level: 99 Posts: 1283/2602 EXP: 9756816 Next: 243184 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4498 days Last view: 4485 days |
Let me set up the story for you: Togg has been playing Oblivion for the past few weeks now, and he came out of his room and asked me if I wanted to see something cool he had done on the game. Well, I head into his room and his XBox stops reading the disk and goes to a blank screen. When he finally gets back into the game, he loads his profile and goes through his inventory, which leads him to say:
"I lost at least a good hour of playing... I'm not wearing pants." His character, in fact, was not wearing leg armor. It was funny. |
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