Are you having (or, if you answer this after today, "Did you have") a fun Christmas day?
I was depressed all day, but all in all I have to say it wasn't half bad. Let's see what today brings.

What is love?
I forgot

What is your net worth?
Probably more than, say, Paulguy but I have no concrete idea.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son and I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant pluckers come.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

Do you think I should buy New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Pokemon Emerald, or Super Mario Bros: The Movie?
Mo' like deja moo.

<Kawa> Not the movie, I can tell you that

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

Did you get anything nice for christmas?
A hundred bucks. I have it in my pocket right now.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

What would your opinion on Reality Television shows be?
It would be the same as it always has been: Reality TV shows aren't that real, in my opinion.

Hypothetical situation
Kill the bannable n00bs. That oughta keep food stocks up for a while.

Ofcourse, you could also seriously consider various ways to escape, assuming the one giving the hypothetical situation is not a dick. Preferably, you do so before food runs out. But this is the faster answer.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

If you could be a character from an anime, who would it be?
I think you meant, "if you could be like an anime character". If I were that character, I wouldn't really be me anymore.

Imagine if I said Ranma Saotome. If I were Ranma Saotome, I'd be, including the Fiancé Brigade, a piss-poor upbringing and the curse that makes Ranma an interesting answer to give in the first place. I wouldn't be the same guy I am today, I wouldn't know any of you guys because I wouldn't be such a computer whiz. This entire world would be shaken, while the world depicted in Ranma ½ would be no different, assuming I even get to retain this nagging feeling that I'm somehow not Ranma Saotome but Kawa.

If you had asked "if you could be like an anime character" and I said Ranma Saotome, that would mean I'd still be mostly myself, but better looking, good or better at funky-ass martial arts, cursed with the girl or any combination of the three. But I'd still just be Kawa, only with extra aspects. This world would be influenced somewhat, but not as much. I wouldn't be as frustrated at the lack of pussy for one thing, so that's less whining about that. And considering I wanted to be like Ranma, I have no right to whine about being cursed with turning into a girl. Ofcourse, world-changing repercussions would be somewhat larger if it were retro-continuous -- that is, saying you want to be like Ranma makes you always have been so. History would have to be adjusted and you'll probably find the non-personal situation hugely different. You probably wouldn't even be sitting where you were just a moment ago before I "became like Ranma". On the other hand, if the change were from that moment on, nothing would be retconned and I'd just log in and tell you guys and you'd be like no wai and I send pics or something.

Ofcourse, aside from the more specific effects, any anime character can be substituted.

Damn, that was a long one.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

Did you over-complicate your answer on purpose?
Very, very yes.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

So, do you watch a lot of anime, or...?
It depends. If it seems interesting, I'll torrent a few episodes, test the water and if it's as good as I'm told I get the rest of the series as available. I mostly read manga, actually, by the same basic rules.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu

Kawa, you would rather be rich and have only one lady in your life, or poor and have 10 ladies?
I'm a one-woman man.

Beep beep boop breep bep?
Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong!

What about the wolfgirls?
Some are nice, I'll admit, but I still prefer catgirls.

____________________
Wife make lunch - Shampoo
Opera - give it a spin
Spare some of your free time?
<GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered
Kawa rocks — byuu