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 Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 3791/4792 EXP: 26233995 Next: 190625 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3736 days Last view: 3648 days |
...Why are there so damn many linebreaks at the end of your post...? ____________________ |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 1256/1562 EXP: 4889937 Next: 102912 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 315 days Last view: 57 days |
He's not as anal-retentive as the rest of us when it comes to post formatting. |
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 Octoballoon Level: 31 Posts: 162/177 EXP: 177383 Next: 7980 Since: 10-15-08 From: NERV 1 Last post: 4299 days Last view: 4297 days |
So, one day, we decided those Chinese sons of bitches where going down
したがって、ある日、私たちの愚痴のそれらの中国の人の息子が下りを決定 So, one day, down to determine those sons of bitches in our China したがって、一日を当社の中国での愚痴の人の息子を決定する Therefore, to determine the sons of bitches of our day in China したがって、中国での1日の雌犬の息子を決定する Therefore, in China to determine the son of a bitch one day したがって、中国は雌一日目の息子を決定する Therefore, China is the son of the first day to determine the female したがって、中国の最初の日の女性を決定するの息子である Therefore, to determine the woman's son, the first day of China したがって、女性の息子は、中国の最初の日を決定する Therefore, the son of the woman, to determine the first day in China したがって、女性の息子は、最初の1日、中国で判断する Therefore, the son of the woman, the first day, to judge in China したがって、女性の息子は、最初の日、中国で判断する Therefore, the son of the woman, the first day, to determine in China したがって、女性の息子は、最初の日、中国で判断する Therefore, the son of the woman, the first day, to determine in China Equilibrium found! With language like that, you're a real goodwill ambassador! Wow... talk about butchered. ____________________ "That's your 'ultimate attack'? You're going to drop a *BLEEP*ing asteroid on me? ARE YOU *BLEEP*ING INSANE?! THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!" - Bob, Bob and George "Welcome to NERV; God's in his Heaven because He's scared of our superior firepower." - Dr. Yui Ikari, Neon Genisis Evangelion: Nobody Dies (Chapter 5) |
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 Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 77 Posts: 567/1443 EXP: 4173034 Next: 18095 Since: 06-15-08 From: Earth Last post: 23 days Last view: 23 days |
A comedy is when you go to the hospital and pee in your bed
喜劇ときに入院し、おしっこをするあなたのベッドに移動されます When the hospital comedy will go to your bed to pee ときは、病院コメディーあなたのベッドにおしっこに行く When are you going to pee on the bed of the hospital comedy いつ病院喜劇のベッドの上でおしっこをするつもりです Is going to pee on the bed when the hospital comedy ベッドの上でおしっこをするつもりですが、病院コメディ Is going to pee on the bed, comedy Hospital ベッド、コメディー、病院の上でおしっこをするつもりです Bed, comedy is going to pee on the hospital ベッド、コメディー、病院でおしっこをする予定です Bed, comedy is going to pee in the hospital ベッド、コメディー、病院でおしっこをする予定です Bed, comedy is going to pee in the hospital Equilibrium found! You should move to Japan! ------------------------- Wow... I think I've found a new guilty pleasure.  |
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 Crow Level: 43 Posts: 270/378 EXP: 553250 Next: 11796 Since: 10-22-08 Last post: 3090 days Last view: 1441 days |
Posted by NightKev Lemme fix that for you... (I was going to post it here, but I didn't want to create a wall of text. So I'll kindly provide the link instead.  )
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Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 77 Posts: 569/1443 EXP: 4173034 Next: 18095 Since: 06-15-08 From: Earth Last post: 23 days Last view: 23 days |
Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo, it's your best friend's face, you don't know what to do!
が発生するときに手を伸ばすとグーの山に手を入れると、あなたの親友の顔の場合、何をするかわからないよ！ Reach into the pile of goo when you reach out and experience, if your best friend's face, I do not know what to do! リーチグーの山にするときに手を差し伸べると経験を、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何をするかわからないよ！ Experience and reach out to the mountains when Richigu, if your best friend's face, I do not know what to do! 経験と、山のときにRichigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何をすべきかを知らないうちに到達！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I reach out I do not know what to do! 経験、ときに山Richigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は私は何をするか分からないに到達！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I know I have reached what to do! 経験、ときに山Richigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何をするかに達している知っている！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I know what to do has been reached! 経験、ときに山Richigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何に達しているかを知っている！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I know that what has been reached! 経験、ときに山Richigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何に達している知っている！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I know what has been reached! 経験、ときに山Richigu、もしあなたの親友の顔を、私は何に達している知っている！ Experience, when the mountain Richigu, if your best friend's face, I know what has been reached! Equilibrium found! You've done this before, haven't you. |
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Crow Level: 43 Posts: 271/378 EXP: 553250 Next: 11796 Since: 10-22-08 Last post: 3090 days Last view: 1441 days |
Even posting is legal!
into Japanese にも掲載合法です！ back into English On the legal as well! back into Japanese 法律と同様に！ back into English As with the law! back into Japanese 法と同様に！ back into English As with the law! Equilibrium found! This is a real translation party! ____________________ Fraxy Creations Youtube Channel |
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Giant Red Paratroopa Level: 77 Posts: 572/1443 EXP: 4173034 Next: 18095 Since: 06-15-08 From: Earth Last post: 23 days Last view: 23 days |
Spammers are welcome!
スパマーは大歓迎です！ Spammers are always welcome! スパマーは、大歓迎です！ Spammers are very welcome! スパマーは、非常に大歓迎です！ Spammers are very welcome! Equilibrium found! That's deep, man. -------------------------------------------- Well that was short. -------------------------------------------- I'm in a rush right now, so Quick Curly away! 私は急いで今すぐなので、クイックカーリー離れてよ！ Now I'm in a hurry so, I Kuikkukari away! 今私は急いでいるようだ、私はKuikkukari離れて！ Now I seem to be in a hurry, I Kuikkukari away! 今私は急いでいるように見える、私Kuikkukari離れて！ Now I seem to be in a hurry, I Kuikkukari away! Equilibrium found! You should move to Japan! -------------------------------------------- Okay. Off I go. I guess since it's morning, all of the translators still need to recover from the translation party from yesterday that probably went late into the night, so these short equilibriums are pretty much saying, "Come back later". And since I have class in a few minutes, I'll do just that. Good farewell! OBVIOUS EDIT IS OBVIOUS!!!!! Okay, get this. I went to the room, only to find a sign posted there saying that we wouldn't have the class for the first week. If I would have known that, I wouldn't have even bothered getting up at 5 this morning! So it's after 8 now, and the only other class I have is at 1 in the afternoon, so I have a little less than 5 hours to find something else to do. The problem is, I don't have my ROM hacking stuff with me, so this is pretty much time to be wasted. Oh joy! |
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Octoballoon Level: 31 Posts: 164/177 EXP: 177383 Next: 7980 Since: 10-15-08 From: NERV 1 Last post: 4299 days Last view: 4297 days |
let's go!
I don't give a shit. 私は気にしないでください。 Please do not worry me. こちらへどうぞ心配しないでください。 Please do not worry about me, please. してください私のことについてご心配しないでください。 Please do not worry about me please. してください私の心配しないでください。 Please please do not worry about me. してくださいしてください私の心配はありません。 My concern is not please please. 私が懸念して下さいではありません。 In Please do not concern me. にしてください私の懸念はありません。 My concern is not to please. 私の懸念を喜ばせるためではありません。 In order to please not my concern. ために自分の問題ではありません喜ばせるために。 Because my problem is not to please. ので、私の問題を喜ばせるためではありません。 So in order to please not my problem. というわけで注文して私の問題を喜ばせるために。 To please the problems that I have not ordered. 私は命令していない問題をしてくださいしてください。 Please please I do not issue orders. してくださいご注文を発行しない。 Please do not issue the order. してください。注文の問題はありません。 Please. There is no problem with your order. どうぞ。あなたの注文には問題ありません。 Please. Your order is no problem. どうぞ。お客様のご注文は問題ありません。 Please. Your order is not a problem. どうぞ。ご注文の問題ではない。 Please. Your order does not matter. どうぞ。お客様のご注文は関係ありません。 Please. Your order is irrelevant. どうぞ。お客様のご注文は無関係です。 Please. Your order is irrelevant. Equilibrium found! With language like that, you're a real goodwill ambassador! What. ____________________ "That's your 'ultimate attack'? You're going to drop a *BLEEP*ing asteroid on me? ARE YOU *BLEEP*ING INSANE?! THAT THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!" - Bob, Bob and George "Welcome to NERV; God's in his Heaven because He's scared of our superior firepower." - Dr. Yui Ikari, Neon Genisis Evangelion: Nobody Dies (Chapter 5) |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 3799/4792 EXP: 26233995 Next: 190625 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3736 days Last view: 3648 days |
Holy... wtf?   ____________________ |
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 Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 31/95 EXP: 67776 Next: 10349 Since: 08-27-09 Last post: 5289 days Last view: 1579 days |
Warning: large post!
let's go! I love to hack NSMB because it's a nice game! into Japanese 私はそれは素敵なゲームのNSMBハックが大好き！ back into English It's a nice game I love NSMB hack! back into Japanese それは私がNSMBハックの愛は素晴らしいゲームです！ back into English I love NSMB hack it is a great game! back into Japanese 私NSMBそれは偉大なゲームですハック大好き！ back into English I love NSMB hack it is a great game! Equilibrium found! That didn't even make that much sense in English. let's go! Did you know that, in English, kinoko means mushroom? into Japanese あなたは、英語で、キノコキノコの意味を知ってか？ back into English You are, in English, you know the meaning of the mushroom mushrooms? back into Japanese あなたは、英語では、キノコキノコの意味を知っている？ back into English You are, in English, know the meaning of the mushroom mushrooms? back into Japanese あなたは、英語でのキノコキノコの意味を知っている？ back into English You know the meaning of the mushroom mushrooms in English? back into Japanese あなたは英語でキノコキノコの意味を知っている？ back into English You know the meaning of the mushroom mushrooms in English? Equilibrium found! Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party. let's go! Fuck that fucking translator!: P into Japanese 性交はパイズリトランスレータ！：P back into English Intercourse is Paizuritoransureta! : P back into Japanese 性交Paizuritoransuretaです！ ：P back into English Paizuritoransureta fuck you! : P back into Japanese Paizuritoransuretaあなたファック！ ：P back into English Paizuritoransureta fuck you! : P Equilibrium found! Shame on you, by the way. let's go! Mario loves to warp through pipes. into Japanese マリオパイプを介して反りを愛している。 back into English I love Mario through the pipe curvature. back into Japanese 私は、パイプの曲率を介してマリオが大好きです。 back into English I love Mario over the curvature of the pipe. back into Japanese 私は、パイプの曲率以上のマリオが大好きです。 back into English I love Mario more than the curvature of the pipe. back into Japanese 私マリオは、パイプの曲よりも大好きです。 back into English Mario I love music more than the pipe. back into Japanese マリオ私は音楽のパイプよりも大好きです。 back into English I love Mario music than the pipes. back into Japanese 私は、パイプよりマリオの音楽が大好きです。 back into English I love Mario music from the pipe. back into Japanese 私は、パイプからマリオの音楽が大好きです。 back into English I love Mario music from the pipe. Equilibrium found! You've heard about Question Party right? let's go! Mario loves to fuck Princess Peach. into Japanese マリオピーチ姫性交することが大好きです。 back into English I love to fuck Mario, Princess Peach. back into Japanese 私はマリオ、ピーチ姫性交することが大好きです。 back into English I'm Mario, Princess Peach loves to fuck. back into Japanese 私はマリオ、ピーチ姫だ性交することが大好きです。 back into English I'm Mario, I love to fuck Princess Peach. back into Japanese 私はマリオ、私はピーチ姫性交することが大好きです。 back into English I'm Mario, I love to fuck Princess Peach. Equilibrium found! With language like that, you're a real goodwill ambassador! ____________________ Did you know that, in japanese, 'kinoko' means 'mushroom'?
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 3807/4792 EXP: 26233995 Next: 190625 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3736 days Last view: 3648 days |
I question your choice of phrases.  ____________________ |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 35/95 EXP: 67776 Next: 10349 Since: 08-27-09 Last post: 5289 days Last view: 1579 days |
I chose them just because they're funny.
The last one, mostly. Especially this part: Posted by myself ____________________ Did you know that, in japanese, 'kinoko' means 'mushroom'?
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Level: 99 Posts: 475/2602 EXP: 9757241 Next: 242759 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4499 days Last view: 4486 days |
NEW RULE:
Keep it clean |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 41/95 EXP: 67776 Next: 10349 Since: 08-27-09 Last post: 5289 days Last view: 1579 days |
Hey, it isn't really my fault... okay, it's my fault for having entered that phrase, and the translator's fault for having given that 'distorted' translation  ____________________ Did you know that, in japanese, 'kinoko' means 'mushroom'?
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 Giant Koopa [PREFSTRING:wonderful bounciness] Level: 74 Posts: 993/1292 EXP: 3634279 Next: 19265 Since: 07-23-07 From: Michicola Last post: 4844 days Last view: 4806 days |
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Level: 99 Posts: 477/2602 EXP: 9757241 Next: 242759 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4499 days Last view: 4486 days |
let's go!
Let's get back on track, please? into Japanese のバックトラックにしてください取得しようか？ back into English Please try to get you to backtrack? back into Japanese してくださいあなたはバックトラックを取得しようとすると？ back into English Please when you are trying to get the backtrack? back into Japanese してくださいときにバックトラックを取得しようとしてですか？ back into English Are you trying to get backtrack when please? back into Japanese をバックトラックにしてください取得しようとしていますか？ back into English Are you trying to backtrack to get please? back into Japanese をしてください取得するバックトラックしようとしていますか？ back into English Are you trying to backtrack to get please? Equilibrium found! Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party. let's go! Keep vulgarity to a minimum, NO EXCEPTIONS into Japanese 最小なし例外が発生するの下品てください back into English Please no foul minimum exceptions occur back into Japanese ないファウル最小の例外以下の発生 back into English No foul occurred following minimum exceptions back into Japanese いいえファウル最小の例外を次の発生 back into English Following minimum exceptions occur no foul back into Japanese 最低限の例外は次の発生することがないファウル back into English Minimum is no exception to occur following a foul back into Japanese 最小ファウルが発生する例外ではない back into English The minimum is no exception to a foul occurs back into Japanese 最低限のファウルにも例外が発生します back into English Exception occurs with minimal foul back into Japanese 例外が発生する最小限のファウル back into English Minimal foul exception back into Japanese 最小限のファウルの例外 back into English Exception of minimal foul back into Japanese 最小限のファウルの例外 back into English Exception of minimal foul Equilibrium found! This is a real translation party! |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 43/95 EXP: 67776 Next: 10349 Since: 08-27-09 Last post: 5289 days Last view: 1579 days |
Must we actually follow the phrases you entered, or their final English translations? ____________________ Did you know that, in japanese, 'kinoko' means 'mushroom'?
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Level: 99 Posts: 480/2602 EXP: 9757241 Next: 242759 Since: 07-12-09 Last post: 4499 days Last view: 4486 days |
The phrases as I entered them |
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Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 44/95 EXP: 67776 Next: 10349 Since: 08-27-09 Last post: 5289 days Last view: 1579 days |
Posted by Trelior Kinda knew it ____________________ Did you know that, in japanese, 'kinoko' means 'mushroom'?
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