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| Main - Spatula - Puns - Because cringing is fun! | New thread | New reply |
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Level: 82 Posts: 487/1610 EXP: 5121966 Next: 87261 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 3614 days Last view: 4604 days |
林さんは林でいます。：D
Lame, isn't it? |
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 Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 85/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
Posted by BMF54123Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. |
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Level: 82 Posts: 490/1610 EXP: 5121966 Next: 87261 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 3614 days Last view: 4604 days |
"Julius Caesar wrote The Calico Belly"
-Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man |
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 Metabble Level: 64 Posts: 168/904 EXP: 2154891 Next: 59206 Since: 02-19-07 From: Location? Last post: 5178 days Last view: 4792 days |
I shall jab my spear into her as liquids gush from her body. |
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 Spike Dragon Level: 57 Posts: 161/705 EXP: 1484174 Next: 1754 Since: 02-19-07 From: 
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There was a contest going on, where people entered and submitted their ten best puns. The people of this thread agreed to pool their ideas together and enter this contest. They picked the ten best puns from this thread and submitted them. How many won? No pun intended.
Edit: Oh also, a white guy, an asian guy, and an Irish guy (since it's March.  ) all walk into a bar. Ow, what a bunch of idiots.   ____________________  |
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 CHIKKN NI A BAAZZKIT!!! 80's Cheerilee is best pony Level: 138 Posts: 97/5344 EXP: 30969938 Next: 693043 Since: 02-20-07 From: The Netherlands Last post: 4508 days Last view: 2643 days |
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who is caught in pantry has ass in jam. Man who buys drowned cat pays for wet pussy. Shadow Warrior's a gold mine for this crap. ____________________ Wife make lunch - Shampoo Opera - give it a spin Spare some of your free time? <GreyMaria> I walked around the Lake so many goddamn times that my sex drive was brutally murdered Kawa rocks — byuu |
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 Paragoomba Level: 22 Posts: 68/79 EXP: 55670 Next: 2680 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6234 days Last view: 6233 days |
Okay, so let's see. There's this young doctor at a hospital, right? The dude's helping with a woman giving birth. After it's all said and done, the baby's a girl. Do you want to know what the doctor says? Well, DO YOU!? Yes? Okay, then. So, then the doctor says "Dude! You're getting Adelle!"
Thank you, thank you! I'll be exiting before I get lynched. or lunched. *Runs* |
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Metabble Level: 64 Posts: 174/904 EXP: 2154891 Next: 59206 Since: 02-19-07 From: Location? Last post: 5178 days Last view: 4792 days |
Alexander Cummings invented the Flush Toilet. |
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 Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 58/199 EXP: 222542 Next: 6637 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6108 days Last view: 6079 days |
This is the only one I can think of, "The mute guy told the deaf guy that the blind man was looking at him".
It sucks, don't it? ____________________ If you read this, then you must really be bored. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 121/458 EXP: 777126 Next: 46417 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3040 days Last view: 3040 days |
He's dead tired. -Said to a corpse
You suck. -Said to a vacuum You hot! -Said to a fireball How reflective of you! -Said to a mirror That's a pitched battle! -Said during a pitching battle in baseball Time to take out the trash! -Said when attacking a garbage man Batter up! -Said to a pizza cook tossing dough Give me the dough! -Said when robbing a bakery |
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Level: 82 Posts: 508/1610 EXP: 5121966 Next: 87261 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 3614 days Last view: 4604 days |
The dead thread read dread threat. |
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 Red Koopa Pathetic excuse for a hacker Level: 28 Posts: 46/132 EXP: 120241 Next: 11097 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6234 days Last view: 6233 days |
A pirate is not a rat that eats pie... |
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Cheep-cheep Level: 32 Posts: 103/185 EXP: 199460 Next: 6982 Since: 02-22-07 From: Ruston, Louisiana Last post: 6213 days Last view: 6060 days |
A man was sitting at breakfast on Sunday morning, reading his paper. He noticed in the editorial section that there was to be a contest for the following Sunday's paper. Readers were asked to send in their best puns. The winning entry would be printed next week and the winner would receive $200. The man thought to himself, "I can win this!!" He thought and pondered and wracked his brain and finally produced a list of the ten very best puns he could think of, which he then submitted. He was excited all week and when Sunday came around he opened the paper thinking that surely of of his ten puns, one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
Mwahahahahaha Also... Confucius he say, "man who go through airport turnstile sideways always going to Bangkok. |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 22/1220 EXP: 3369527 Next: 116341 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6101 days Last view: 6085 days |
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Spoiler:
How the hell should I know? Confucius say: Who say I say all these things you say I say? This program is universal! It says right on the box: Requires Windows ME or better! JESUS SAVES 15% or more on car insurance by switching to Geico. Killer Clock - the new face of evil. |
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