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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 101/366 EXP: 555165 Next: 9881 Since: 02-19-07 From: Last post: 6135 days Last view: 6134 days |
What puns have you heard or what puns are you fond of? This one below is my number one pun.
Some friars needed to raise money, so they opened a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist in town thought it was unfair. He asked, begged, pleaded, and even sent his mother however all was ignored. Finally he hired Hugh McTaggart, a thug to "Persuade" them to close. Hugh beat them up and trashed their store and said he'd be back unless they closed up unless they closed up. Scared for their life they did so, thereby proving... Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist Friars. So what are yours? ____________________ |
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Level: 105 Posts: 778/2846 EXP: 12037953 Next: 224307 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6070 days Last view: 2807 days |
I can already tell this thread won't be very punny. ____________________ I dealt with it. |
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 79/709 EXP: 1495646 Next: 81900 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6014 days Last view: 3040 days |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 102/375 EXP: 575766 Next: 35519 Since: 02-19-07 From: [citation needed] Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6096 days |
Two ugly Pattys, special Ross, Lester Reese picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.
...wish I could remember everything before that. ____________________ [citation needed] |
Darckthunder |
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Metabble Level: 64 Posts: 140/904 EXP: 2154886 Next: 59211 Since: 02-19-07 From: Location? Last post: 5178 days Last view: 4792 days |
The class whore asked the men to come over tonight. |
Kattwah |
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Fuzzy Level: 60 Posts: 321/778 EXP: 1720560 Next: 52218 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 2500 days Last view: 1661 days |
Can a matchbox?
No, but a tin can ____________________ |
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Buster Beetle Level: 48 Posts: 44/469 EXP: 805098 Next: 18445 Since: 02-22-07 From: New York Last post: 5707 days Last view: 5707 days |
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Rydain |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 82/165 EXP: 168029 Next: 17334 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
If my puns are too corny, no one will want to lend me an ear. |
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Buster Beetle Level: 48 Posts: 46/469 EXP: 805098 Next: 18445 Since: 02-22-07 From: New York Last post: 5707 days Last view: 5707 days |
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Ropa Alcoholic Level: 59 Posts: 77/737 EXP: 1586137 Next: 86991 Since: 02-20-07 From: The North Side Last post: 5465 days Last view: 2600 days |
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Doritokiller |
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 82/709 EXP: 1495646 Next: 81900 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6014 days Last view: 3040 days |
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Metabble Level: 64 Posts: 149/904 EXP: 2154886 Next: 59211 Since: 02-19-07 From: Location? Last post: 5178 days Last view: 4792 days |
Oedipus sez: "There is none of you who is as sick as myself."
Talking to sick kids, but he screws his mom. Sick? Get it? Meh... |
BMF54123 |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 104/375 EXP: 575766 Next: 35519 Since: 02-19-07 From: [citation needed] Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6096 days |
Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day." ____________________ [citation needed] |
Ninetales |
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Panser Level: 42 Posts: 116/338 EXP: 492683 Next: 28679 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5521 days Last view: 4919 days |
Posted by A secret place I can safely say that despite the fact that this was one of my worse puns, I find myself giggling while rereading it. |
BMF54123 |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 107/375 EXP: 575766 Next: 35519 Since: 02-19-07 From: [citation needed] Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6096 days |
Posted by NSNickIsn't that supposed to be "...said the blind man to the deaf dog?" ____________________ [citation needed] |
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Ropa Alcoholic Level: 59 Posts: 85/737 EXP: 1586137 Next: 86991 Since: 02-20-07 From: The North Side Last post: 5465 days Last view: 2600 days |
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Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 562/1301 EXP: 3720434 Next: 106470 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Around here it's, "I see, said the blind man as he pissed in to the wind." |
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 87/709 EXP: 1495646 Next: 81900 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6014 days Last view: 3040 days |
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Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 583/1301 EXP: 3720434 Next: 106470 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Posted by Doritokiller Oh damn. That's a good one. XD |
BMF54123 |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 109/375 EXP: 575766 Next: 35519 Since: 02-19-07 From: [citation needed] Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6096 days |
"Want a Hertz Donut?"
*SMACK* "Hurts, don't it?" (elementary school kids can be so cruel ) ____________________ [citation needed] |
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