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Darkdata
Posted on 03-11-07 03:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 13660


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Last view: 6134 days 		What puns have you heard or what puns are you fond of? This one below is my number one pun.

Some friars needed to raise money, so they opened a small florist shop. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, the rival florist in town thought it was unfair. He asked, begged, pleaded, and even sent his mother however all was ignored. Finally he hired Hugh McTaggart, a thug to "Persuade" them to close. Hugh beat them up and trashed their store and said he'd be back unless they closed up unless they closed up. Scared for their life they did so, thereby proving... Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist Friars.

So what are yours?

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Xkeeper
Posted on 03-11-07 05:30 AM Link | Quote | ID: 13714


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I dealt with it.

Doritokiller
Posted on 03-11-07 06:39 AM Link | Quote | ID: 13727


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*massive cringing*

Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop!
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?

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BMF54123
Posted on 03-11-07 11:18 AM Link | Quote | ID: 13783


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Last view: 6096 days 		Two ugly Pattys, special Ross, Lester Reese picking his bunions on a Sesame Street bus.

...wish I could remember everything before that.

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Darckthunder
Posted on 03-11-07 06:59 PM Link | Quote | ID: 13893


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Kattwah
Posted on 03-11-07 07:21 PM Link | Quote | ID: 13903


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No, but a tin can

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Squash Monster
Posted on 03-11-07 08:08 PM Link | Quote | ID: 13930


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What's brown and sticky?


...


...


A stick!

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Rydain
Posted on 03-11-07 09:18 PM Link | Quote | ID: 13948


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Squash Monster
Posted on 03-11-07 10:41 PM Link | Quote | ID: 13980


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Two fish are swimming down a stream.

They run into a wall.

One of the fish turns to the other and says "dam!"

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NSNick
Posted on 03-12-07 12:23 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14024


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My favorite is whenever someone says, "I see..." you finish their sentence with ", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."

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Doritokiller
Posted on 03-12-07 01:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14083


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"Blood sucker".

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Darckthunder
Posted on 03-12-07 01:34 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14090


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Last view: 4792 days 		Oedipus sez: "There is none of you who is as sick as myself."

Talking to sick kids, but he screws his mom. Sick? Get it? Meh...

BMF54123
Posted on 03-12-07 10:28 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14289


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Last view: 6096 days 		Confucius say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

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Ninetales
Posted on 03-12-07 10:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14293


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Posted by A secret place
[19:43] <cpubasic13> No it was stoolen!
[19:46] <Ninetales> Stoolen?
[19:46] <Kattwah> o=
[19:46] <Kattwah> STOOLD
[19:47] <Kattwah> I TAKED YOUR STUFFS AND IT WAS STOOLD
[19:47] <cpubasic13> IT WAS FORMED INTO A STOOL!?
[19:47] <Darkdata> Stop talking about Toad Stools.
[19:48] <Ninetales> Why are we discussing Mushroom Kingdom furnishings anyway?
[19:48] <cpubasic13> We are moving our HQ to the Mushroom Kingdom.
[19:49] <Kattwah> We arent
[19:49] <Kattwah> We're moving it to Pop Star
[19:49] <cpubasic13> EVEN BETTER!
[19:49] <Kattwah> We just need to make it LOOK like we're moving to the MK ;D
[19:49] * Thoughtless is now known as Thought|Moving
[19:50] <Ninetales> So we're talking about Fungus Shui decor?
[19:50] * Ninetales is bludgeoned
[19:50] <Kattwah> ...
[19:50] <Kattwah> Ouch.
[19:50] <YoshiDude> jesus christ
[19:50] <cpubasic13> LAUGHTER ENSUES!
[19:50] <Kattwah> That joke was...

I can safely say that despite the fact that this was one of my worse puns, I find myself giggling while rereading it.

BMF54123
Posted on 03-12-07 11:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14299


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Posted by NSNick
My favorite is whenever someone says, "I see..." you finish their sentence with ", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw."
Isn't that supposed to be "...said the blind man to the deaf dog?"

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NSNick
Posted on 03-12-07 11:35 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14301


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I dunno, but I like it.

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Kles
Posted on 03-12-07 11:39 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14303


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Last view: 5487 days 		Around here it's, "I see, said the blind man as he pissed in to the wind."

Doritokiller
Posted on 03-13-07 12:17 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14469


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I simply said it with my friend as "said the blind man." Nothing more.

I KNEED YOU SO BAD, IT HURTS.

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Kles
Posted on 03-13-07 02:26 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14527


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Posted by Doritokiller
I simply said it with my friend as "said the blind man." Nothing more.

I KNEED YOU SO BAD, IT HURTS.


Oh damn. That's a good one. XD

BMF54123
Posted on 03-13-07 06:57 AM Link | Quote | ID: 14629


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Last view: 6096 days 		"Want a Hertz Donut?"

*SMACK*

"Hurts, don't it?"

(elementary school kids can be so cruel )

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