IRC quotes thread

[17:33:23] <@Stark> Your mother shut HER whore mouth. Last night. On my COCK.
[17:33:33] * Lynche is irl laughing
[17:33:56] <~blackhole89> That's what SHE sai- ohshit
[17:34:03] <Chiyo> xD
[17:34:15] <Marzen> She bit off your cock?
[17:34:16] <Marzen> Ow.
[17:34:33] <Marzen> Change your name to Starkita.
[17:34:40] <@Stark> No she gave me a blowjob Marzen
[17:34:46] <@Stark> The joke is that she gave me a blowjob

[12:10:21] * Lynche (fidelity@77-98-129-123.cable.ubr01.bath.blueyonder.co.uk) has joined #acmlm
[12:10:45] <Delmaru> Hi
[12:10:51] <Boing> hey arbe
[12:10:53] <Lynche> hey beautiful
[12:10:54] <Lynche> and boing
[12:10:56] <Lynche> lol
[12:10:57] <Delmaru> O_o
[12:10:58] <Boing> :|
[12:11:00] <Lynche> :D

[01:56:29] <Marzen> I vouch for the first one. Kitties can tell stuff like that.
[01:56:33] <NightKev> XD
[01:56:36] <Marzen> Just like how they are all nice to me.
[01:56:41] <Marzen> They can sense the pureness of my heart

<Lynche> i stroked this kitty
<Lynche> then it followed me
<Lynche> then i went to stroke it again
<Lynche> and it clawed my hand
<Lynche> and now my hand has cuts which hurt
<CTR> cool!
<Lynche> it's really fun to put antibacterial gel on
<CTR> did you kick it?
<Lynche> no
<Lynche> i wanted to
<Lynche> but i didn't
<Lynche> which lead me to conclude i'm officially a functional member of adult society
<NightKev> the kitty sensed the evil within you
<Lynche> 3:
<NightKev> or maybe it was just a crazy kitty
<Marzen> I vouch for the first one. Kitties can tell stuff like that.
<Marzen> Just like how they are all nice to me.
<Marzen> They can sense the pureness of my heart.
<Lynche> Marzen you are the gayest guy on the internet
<Lynche> i swear

<Omi> "Having a little role playing makes things exciting and fun without any illegal repercussions." ?
<Marzen> My kind of role play.
<Marzen> "Ok, you can be President Bush, and I'll be the female assasin."
<Omi> ..
<~blackhole89> "Ok, I'll be Marzen and I'll be your female English teacher."
<~blackhole89> eh
<~blackhole89> you can*

<NightKev> !lastspoke blackhole89
<MillyBot> blackhole89 last spoke 02:33:22 ago, on #acmlm, saying "<Kironide> I'm a PC.".
* Tyty formats Kironide
[23:29] * Tyty installs XP
[23:29] * Tyty installs Linux
[23:29] * Tyty sets up dual boot
[23:29] * Tyty downloads pronz
[23:30] * roxharis formats Kironide
[23:30] <Kironide> WHAT ARE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS
[23:30] * roxharis installs Vista
[23:31] <NightKev> vista?!
[23:31] <NightKev> you'll KILL him
[23:31] <roxharis> Pfft
[23:31] <roxharis> Vista is better than XP
[23:31] * Xeruss takes Kironide and installs Windows '98
[23:31] <roxharis> D:
[23:31] <roxharis> STOP HIM
[23:31] * roxharis tackles Xeruss

<NightKev> there's also a problem with the version page (or something related to it),
because it displays "1.14alpha" for the MW version, when I know we're using 1.12.1

<yksinaisyyteni> it seems more likely that you're using a copy from svn

<NightKev> well i know i'm using 1.12.1, that's what i installed and i haven't upgraded it yet

<yksinaisyyteni> then the only explanation is that cosmic rays
cause the text "1.12.1" in your installation to morph into "1.14alpha"


<[20:26:04]> <Kironide> oh dear
<[20:26:53]> <Tyty> MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
<[20:27:06]> <Tyty> Arbe probably took _Wolf_ with him when he left.
<[20:27:15]> <Kironide> i want wolf
<[20:27:16]> <Kironide> ;_;
<[20:27:27]> <Kironide> but my wishes are irrelevant
<[20:27:32]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL OVERLORD ARBE
<[20:28:19]> <Tyty> I SHALL DESTROY YOU NAIVE
<[20:28:24]> <Tyty> EAT MY DANMAKU SURGE!
<[20:28:38]> * Tyty fires a lot of bullets in Kironide's general direction.
<[20:28:50]> <Kironide> NEVER
<[20:28:54]> <Kironide> BOW TO YOUR GOD
<[20:28:57]> <Kironide> LORD KIRONIDE
<[20:29:04]> <Tyty> >:(
<[20:29:08]> <Tyty> YOU ARE NOT MY LORD
<[20:29:34]> <Kironide> AH YES I AM INFIDEL
<[20:29:43]> <Kironide> KNEEL
<[20:29:58]> * Tyty pulls back his arm
<[20:30:00]> <Tyty> GIGA
<[20:30:03]> <Tyty> DRILL
<[20:30:05]> <Tyty> BREAK!
<[20:30:16]> * Tyty gains a giant drill on his arm
<[20:30:17]> <Kironide> oh my
<[20:30:23]> <Kironide> that must be painful
<[20:30:27]> <Kironide> why don't i
<[20:30:30]> <Kironide> REMOVE YOUR ARM FOR YOU
<[20:30:32]> * Tyty flies towards Kironide at blistering speeds.
<[20:30:38]> * Kironide dies
<[20:30:43]> <Tyty> IT RUNS OFF MY FIGHTING SPIRIT
<[20:30:49]> <Tyty> A LIMITLESS POWER.
<[20:31:16]> <Kironide> oh my
<[20:30:23]> <Kironide> that must be painful
<[20:30:27]> <Kironide> why don't i
<[20:30:30]> <Kironide> REMOVE YOUR ARM FOR YOU
<[20:30:32]> * Tyty flies towards Kironide at blistering speeds.
<[20:30:38]> * Kironide dies
<[20:30:43]> <Tyty> IT RUNS OFF MY FIGHTING SPIRIT
<[20:30:49]> <Tyty> A LIMITLESS POWER.
<[20:31:16]> <Kironide> oh my
<[20:31:26]> <Kironide> if you have infinite energy
<[20:31:30]> <Kironide> you therefore have infinite mass
<[20:31:40]> <Kironide> and therefore your gravitational pull is infinitely strong
<[20:31:40]> <Tyty> That is why the drill is so big.
<[20:31:48]> <Kironide> and therefore everything is being sucked into you
<[20:31:56]> <Kironide> and you collapse into a single point
<[20:32:01]> <Kironide> oh dear
<[20:32:02]> <Tyty> But you're dead.
<[20:32:03]> <Kironide> this is bad
<[20:32:06]> <Tyty> That's all that matters.
<[20:32:08]> <Kironide> right
<[20:32:12]> * Kironide lies on the ground
<[20:32:29]> <Tyty> You know though.
<[20:32:39]> <Tyty> We could just be hallucinating.
<[20:32:57]> <Kironide> that's true
<[20:32:59]> <Kironide> this could all be a lie
<[20:33:07]> <Tyty> Like my cake? ;_;
<[20:33:47]> <Kironide> yes
<[20:33:50]> <Kironide> i had cheesecake today
<[20:33:53]> <Kironide> it was a tasty lie
<[20:33:58]> <Kironide> but a lie nevertheless
<[20:34:23]> <Tyty> Yeah, it could've been that weird substance in my fridge that we ate.
<[20:34:35]> <Kironide> hmmmmm
<[20:34:39]> <Kironide> that is indeed a lie
<[20:34:52]> <Tyty> We should just blame Arbe. He's a jerk and does things like this to me.
<[20:35:09]> <Tyty> You may have been caught in the crossfire, or obtained a contact high, or something.
<[20:38:29]> * Tyty walks up to Rainbow Kironide and pokes him.
<[20:38:38]> <Tyty> Hey, you alive?
<[20:38:40]> <Kironide> hmmmm
<[20:38:42]> <Kironide> yeah
<[20:39:30]> <Kironide> arbe is cake
<[20:39:31]> <Kironide> arbe is lies
<[20:39:34]> <Kironide> ARBE IS MY GOD
<[20:39:40]> <Tyty> YOUR GOD IS A LIE!
<[20:40:10]> <Kironide> NO
<[20:40:12]> <Kironide> BLASPHEMY
<[20:40:14]> <Kironide> HERESY
<[20:40:19]> <Tyty> IT'S TRUE
<[20:40:22]> <Kironide> ARBE IS A GOD
<[20:40:32]> <Kironide> THE BREADTH OF HIS POWER SPANS ALL OF IRC
<[20:40:35]> <Tyty> HIS SACRED FLAMES BLEW OUT YEARS AGO.
<[20:40:41]> <Tyty> THE ARBE YOU KNOW TODAY IS A POSER
<[20:40:42]> <Tyty> A LIE
<[20:40:43]> <Kironide> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<[20:40:45]> <Tyty> A COMMUNIST
<[20:40:48]> <Kironide> oh good
<[20:40:52]> <Kironide> he's a FELLOW COMRADE
<[20:40:56]> <Tyty> LE GASP
<[20:40:59]> <Tyty> YOU DAMN COMMIE
<[20:41:02]> <Kironide> CHAIRMAN MAO IS THE RED SUN IN THE CENTRE OF OUR HEARTS
<[20:41:06]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:09]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:12]> <Tyty> EAT FREEDOM BITCh
<[20:41:13]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:16]> * Tyty PAUNCH
<[20:41:21]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIMAN MAO
<[20:41:28]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:31]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:34]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:38]> <Tyty> TOO BAD FOR YOU.
<[20:41:39]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:41]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:42]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:44]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:44]> <Tyty> I KNOW CHINA'S ONE TRUE WEAKNESS
<[20:41:45]> <Kironide> ALL HAIL CHAIRMAN MAO
<[20:41:47]> <Kironide> *gasp*
<[20:41:57]> <Kironide> what is it
<[20:41:58]> * Tyty fires the JAPAN HAXXORZ LAZOR
<[20:42:04]> <Kironide> oh no
<[20:42:13]> <Tyty> SHOOP DA WHOOPERU
<[20:42:20]> <Kironide> nooooo
<[20:42:23]> <Kironide> you killed mao
<[20:42:26]> <Kironide> meow
<[20:42:40]> <Kironide> you capitalist
<[20:42:50]> <Tyty> Actually, I'm mixed market.
<[20:42:57]> <Kironide> that's worse
<[20:43:01]> <Kironide> you're a hybrid
<[20:43:31]> * Tyty throws MAPLE LEAF NINJA STARS
<[20:44:07]> * Kironide throws COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA
<[20:44:15]> <Tyty> GAH
<[20:44:24]> <Tyty> GO, STEPHEN HARPER ROBOT
<[20:44:47]> <Kironide> GO GO GADGET PROPAGANDA
<[20:44:53]> <Tyty> HAH
<[20:44:57]> <Kironide> no
<[20:44:58]> <Tyty> STEPHEN HARPER IS A CONSERVATIVE
<[20:44:59]> <Kironide> NO!
<[20:45:06]> <Tyty> YOUR PROPAGANDA HAS NO POWER
<[20:45:14]> <Kironide> you have found
<[20:45:17]> <Kironide> MY ONE WEAKNESS
<[20:45:19]> <Kironide> STUPIDITY
<[20:45:24]> <Tyty> NHAHAHAHAHA
<[20:45:34]> <Kironide> the end is near.
<[20:45:35]> * Tyty throws the non-academic clases at Kiro
<[20:45:43]> <Kironide> PE?!?!?
<[20:45:47]> <Tyty> Worse...
<[20:45:51]> <Tyty> STUPID KID MATH.
<[20:45:58]> <Kironide> AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
<[20:46:01]> * Kironide faints
<[20:46:10]> <Tyty> Now... to end this
<[20:46:15]> * Tyty swordplant
<[20:46:27]> <Tyty> Man, that's a lot of blood.
<[20:46:38]> <Kironide> *dead*
<[20:46:54]> * Tyty walks away into the sunset
<[20:47:03]> <Kironide> there is no sunset
<[20:47:05]> <Kironide> remember
<[20:47:07]> <Kironide> you're a black hole
<[20:47:13]> <Kironide> with infinite mass
<[20:47:36]> <Tyty> Right.
<[20:47:43]> * Tyty walks into nothingnes
<[20:47:52]> <Tyty> Oops, swallowed up my second s
<[20:48:55]> <Kironide> oh dear
<[20:49:26]> <Tyty> Well, I'm dead too, now what?
<[20:50:03]> <Tyty> I KNOW.
<[20:50:11]> * Tyty fades into nonexistance
<[20:50:17]> <Kironide> hahaha
<[20:50:19]> <Kironide> noa
<[20:50:21]> <Kironide> now
<[20:50:23]> <Kironide> i return
<[20:50:25]> <Kironide> to claim my kingdom.
<[20:50:33]> <Tyty> AND SUDDENLY
<[20:50:39]> <Kironide> NINJAS
<[20:50:47]> <Kironide> THEY BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW
<[20:50:49]> <Kironide> AND KILL ME
<[20:50:59]> <Tyty> :(
<[20:51:10]> <Kironide> D:
<[20:51:14]> <Kironide> 3:

The moral of the story is, Spiral Energy is impossible, we'd all collapse into ourselves if we had it.

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