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roxahris
Posted on 03-15-08 04:32 PM Link | Quote | ID: 80398


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Posted by ArBeWhat
Posted by KP9000
Posted by blackhole89
Am I the only one who thinks there should be some kind of rule against posting quotes where the presumed punch line has been written by the poster himself? It's practically laughing about one's own jokes.
I think we should continue the way we have been. Nobody else seems to be having a problem with this other than ArBeWhat...


To me, this thread is just an archive of all the amazing, witty things I have said, a tribute if you will.
More like the things YOU think are witty. Kawa's quote, for example, made me laugh. Out loud. Suffice to say that none of your quotes have done so.

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Posted on 03-15-08 04:33 PM Link | Quote | ID: 80399

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Posted by roxahris
[More like the things YOU think are witty. Kawa's quote, for example, made me laugh. Out loud. Suffice to say that none of your quotes have done so.


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Sukasa
Posted on 03-15-08 04:39 PM Link | Quote | ID: 80402


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That's enough, guys. rox, he's being a troll, you shoudl realize that by now. Just ignore him.

Arbe
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Posted by Sukasa
That's enough, guys. rox, he's being a troll, you shoudl realize that by now. Just ignore him.


That's enough, guys. He's being a troll, you should realise that by now. Just ignore him.

Arbe
Posted on 03-16-08 11:06 PM (rev. 2 of 03-16-08 11:07 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 80466

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21:54:18>> <ArBeWhat> i wish you were cool. like you used to be. back when you had patience, and were more tolerant.
21:55:52>> <Xkeeper> I have tolerance. You've just wasted all of it.
21:56:09>> <ArBeWhat> You do not have tolerance.
21:56:30>> <ArBeWhat> and again, I shouldn't be banned from #x just because i peered in to your little community.
21:56:47>> <Xkeeper> #x is my community, and I'm banning you from it.
21:57:10>> <ArBeWhat> any chance of a real reason?
21:57:18>> <Xkeeper> You're an idiot.
21:57:35>> <ArBeWhat> And you're a fat, ginger bastard.
21:57:37>> <ArBeWhat> Bridge burned.
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* Added Xkeeper!*@* to ignore list
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21:57:45>> <ArBeWhat> -
21:57:45>> <ArBeWhat> * Added Xkeeper!*@* to ignore list
21:57:45>> <ArBeWhat> -


Totally owned him. Don't really care if it's irrelevant.

CyclopsCaveman
Posted on 03-18-08 10:16 PM (rev. 3 of 03-18-08 10:17 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 80593


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hey guys i got banned from #nightfall:

[17:07] <Pachirisu> this is feverntly boring
[17:07] <MatthewPZC> We can break that if we want
[17:07] <Crys> no matter what
[17:07] <Crys> yes
[17:07] <Crys> we can
[17:07] <MatthewPZC> You can't rely on idiocy your life
[17:07] <Pachirisu> sieone other than Crys or Matt post already
[17:07] <Crys> exactly
[17:07] <Crys> =)
[17:07] <MatthewPZC> If you do, you'll just go to that one place no one ever likes
[17:07] <Pachirisu> before this turns into a drama fest
[17:07] <MatthewPZC> The place called Hell
[17:08] <Crys> though
[17:08] <Pachirisu> also, don't mask the word hell
[17:08] <MatthewPZC> I didn't
[17:08] <Crys> the after life no one knows about
[17:08] <Pachirisu> you make youself sound like a complete fucking fool
[17:08] <MatthewPZC> ...
[17:08] <Crys> I would say hell is the world we live in today
[17:08] <MatthewPZC> I SAID I DIDN'T CENSOR IT
[17:08] <Madjarjarbinks> I make all MSN mail thingies go into my "MSN SPAM" folder :)
[17:08] <Pachirisu> 'that one place no one ever likes' sounds like a mask for 'Hell' >_>
[17:08] <MatthewPZC> See, I told you no one listens to me unless they wanna complain about me
[17:08] <Pachirisu> work on wording, jackass
[17:09] <MatthewPZC> Pachirisu:
[17:09] <MatthewPZC> <@MatthewPZC> The place called Hell
[17:09] <Crys> [22:14] <MatthewPZC> I didn't <--- er
[17:09] <Crys> that is all I saw
[17:09] <Chrono> lol
[17:09] <Madjarjarbinks> MatthewPZC, I listen to you, and I dont complain. :P
[17:09] * MatthewPZC sets modes [#nightfall +b *!Patchouli_@*.clients.speedfactory.net]
[17:09] * You have been kicked from #nightfall by MatthewPZC (Why don't you go fuck off, you IDIOT?)



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boingboingsplat
Posted on 03-19-08 05:35 AM Link | Quote | ID: 80620


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Matt cracks me up every time.

Also it isn't hard to get banned from #nightfall anyways.

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Posted on 03-19-08 10:44 AM Link | Quote | ID: 80629

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[11:23] <Ailure> heh
[11:23] <Ailure> I'm still amused greatly over one thing
[11:23] <Ailure> http://acmlm.no-ip.org/board/thread.php?pid=80500#80500
[11:23] <Ailure> the only guy who rated the shellkicker cavern full points
[11:23] <Ailure> didn't finish it
[11:23] <Ailure> xD
[11:23] <Ailure> (alastor hated said level)
[11:59] <Alastor> WHAT
[11:59] <Alastor> WHAT
[11:59] <Alastor> HE DIDN'T EVEN FINISH IT
[11:59] <Alastor> GODDAMN EVEN I FINISHED IT
[11:59] <Alastor> AND IT SUCKED ASS
[11:59] <Ailure> yeah
[11:59] <Ailure> did you miss my post earlier or something
[11:59] <Ailure> haha
[12:00] <Alastor> I was playing Brawl =/


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DSGatling
Posted on 03-21-08 04:58 AM Link | Quote | ID: 80719


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lol blank cell
These aren't funny.

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Posted by DSMagnum
These aren't funny.


You're not funny.

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CyclopsCaveman
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more funny #nightfall bans:


[15:37] MatthewPZC> Egg Fad consists of everyone changing their name so the word EGG (In all-caps) is in it, and there was a catchy song involved
[15:37] Pachirisu> EGGS!
[15:37] Pachirisu> GET YOUR EGGS HERE!
[15:38] MatthewPZC> ...
[15:38] Pachirisu> FRESH AND WHITE EGGS ARE NEAR!
[15:38] MatthewPZC> I SAID TO STOP IT
[15:38] Pachirisu> Wiggle Jiggle, Yellow Middle
[15:38] Ersan[IWBTG]> XD
[15:38] * ThunderSpeed beats the shit outta Pachirisu with a monstrous boulder *
[15:38] Pachirisu> that's the best of what you arrrrrrrrrrre
[15:38] * Pachirisu dies
[15:38] * MatthewPZC sets modes [#nightfall +b *!Patchouli_@*.clients.speedfactory.net]
[15:38] * You have been kicked from #nightfall by MatthewPZC (You know what? Get the fuck out, idiot)

[18:31] Pachirisu> THIS CHANNEL IS GAY
[18:31] Pachirisu> wait
[18:31] Boing> k
[18:31] * Arbe sets modes [#nightfall +b *!*@init-C9A55252.clients.speedfactory.net]
[18:31] Pachirisu> whjat
[18:31] * Ben has kicked Chrono from #nightfall (i don't know if boing is lying or not but i fucking hate you so i'm kicking you anyway)
[18:31] * Chrono (user@68469542.A0CF774.7E5FD02F.IP) has joined #nightfall
[18:31] Chrono> k
[18:31] * You have been kicked from #nightfall by Arbe (please don't insult and flood.)
[18:31] * Now talking on #nightfall
[18:31] * Topic for #nightfall is: Welcome to #nightfall, the official channel of SMW Central. | Latest News: Kaeru's epic blog. http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=6177
[18:31] * Topic for #nightfall set by A_Yoshi at Sun Mar 23 13:35:41 2008
[18:31] Boing> +e wheeee
[18:31] Newmoon> Inanimate objects can't be gay, or however you spell it.
[18:31] * Arbe sets modes [#nightfall -e Pachirisu!*@*]
[18:31] Pachirisu> YOU FUCKING SUCK ARBE
[18:31] Ben> Newmoon: no but you can be and are gay
[18:32] Pachirisu> GIVE ME BACK MY +e
[18:32] Ben> arbe
[18:32] Pachirisu> I EARNED THAT
[18:32] Ben> since fucking when do you care about keeping order
[18:32] * You have been kicked from #nightfall by Arbe (You were warned. I hate to do this ...)
[18:32] * Now talking on #nightfall
[18:32] * Topic for #nightfall is: Welcome to #nightfall, the official channel of SMW Central. | Latest News: Kaeru's epic blog. http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=6177
[18:32] * Topic for #nightfall set by A_Yoshi at Sun Mar 23 13:35:41 2008
[18:32] Arbe> WHAT
[18:32] Ben> LMFAO
[18:32] Ben> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:32] Boing> I earned +e and I never got it back
[18:32] * Arbe sets modes [#nightfall -e *!*@*.clients.speedfactory.net]
[18:32] * Ben sets modes [#nightfall -o Arbe]
[18:32] Boing> so
[18:32] Newmoon> Whoa when did Arbe get +o?
[18:32] Ben> op removed because you can't do anything right
[18:32] Arbe> okay.
[18:32] Arbe> I didn't want to abuse it anyway.
[18:32] * SNN (SNN@init-7954CF11.dsl.bell.ca) has joined #nightfall
[18:32] Boing> hiya
[18:32] Crystal_King> Yay
[18:32] * ChanServ sets modes [#nightfall +o SNN]
[18:32] Arbe> You had the same problem with me, if I recall.
[18:32] Arbe>
[18:32] * SNN sets modes [#nightfall +o Boing]
[18:32] Ben> yeah well
[18:32] Ben> you're a fag
[18:33] Ben> etc
[18:33] Ben> d/c
[18:33] SNN> woah woah
[18:33] Ben> js
[18:33] Crystal_King> Hai SNN
[18:33] * SNN sets modes [#nightfall -o Boing]
[18:33] Chrono> what
[18:33] SNN> is there a problem here?
[18:33] Ben> nah
[18:33] Chrono> no
[18:33] MatthewPZC> Hi SNN
[18:33] Boing> yes
[18:33] >Ben< ArBeWhat the Pretty Cool? More like ArBeWhat the Pretty GAY, am I right?
[18:33] Newmoon> Yes there is SNN.
[18:33] Chrono> stfu boing
[18:33] Ben> HAHAHAHA
[18:33] Ben> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[18:33] Ben> [17:33:27] ArBeWhat the Pretty Cool? More like ArBeWhat the Pretty GAY, am I right?
[18:33] Ben> OH MAN
[18:33] Pachirisu> ohwtf
[18:33] * #nightfall :You are banned (#nightfall)
[18:33] Ben> THAT IS SO CLEVER
[18:33] Boing> lol
[18:33] Chrono> nice joke Newmoon
[18:33] Arbe> HOLY CRAP FUCK, HE IS THE PINNACLE OF MODERN WIT
[18:33] * Boing falls over laughing
[18:34] Pachirisu> ohwtf
[18:34] * #nightfall :You are banned (#nightfall)
[18:34] SNN> ArBeGAY
[18:34] * Ben has changed the topic to: Welcome to #nightfall, the official channel of SMW Central. | Latest News: Kaeru's epic blog. http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=thread&id=6177 | [17:33:27] Pachirisu> ArBeWhat the Pretty Cool? More like ArBeWhat the Pretty GAY, am I right?
[18:34] SNN> SEE IM FUNNY TOO
[18:34] Pachirisu> D:
[18:34] * #nightfall :You are banned (#nightfall)
[18:34] * You have been kicked from #nightfall by Ben (seriously though that was terrible but keep trying champ)

also,

[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:07] PORN
[18:09] * Arbe has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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Sukasa
Posted on 03-23-08 11:59 PM Link | Quote | ID: 80861


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...Only the witless see wit where none is writ.

(i.e. being an absolute idiot isn't funny)

Ailure
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FSamei accuses us of being some kind of AI. oO
[15:33] <blackhole89> <-- location is Germany
[15:33] <Kawa> Holland!
[15:33] <roxahris> I didn't know that.
[15:34] <FSamei> are that blackhole some bot or somenthing
[15:34] <FSamei> fsamei location
[15:35] <FSamei> location
[15:35] <blackhole89> yes, I am
[15:35] <FSamei> it's bot
[15:35] <FSamei> hey blackhole are adminator?
[15:36] <blackhole89> no
[15:36] <blackhole89> I'm a bot, I told you
[15:36] <FSamei> What i can are admin?
[15:37] <roxahris> do you have admin in a can
[15:37] <FSamei> ....
[15:37] <Kawa> Eww.
[15:37] <FSamei> nothing
[15:37] <FSamei> that bot is stupid
[15:37] <Kawa> UH-OH!
[15:37] <Kawa> You just called the admin stupid!
[15:38] <FSamei> location is finland

[17:20] <Ailure> You are currently using 215 MB (3%) of your 6548 MB.
[17:20] <Ailure> heh gmail
[17:20] <Ailure> I remember the days
[17:20] <Ailure> when I almost reached 10% usage
[17:20] <Ailure> xD
[17:20] <Kawa> Heh.
[17:20] <Ailure> I actually did reach over 10% actually
[17:20] <FSamei> Ailure is bot?
[17:21] <Ailure> Amusing how Gmail is still beta
[17:21] <FSamei> hey ailure are you bot?
[17:21] <Ailure> no
[17:22] <FSamei> alien?
[17:22] <Ailure> Are you going to do the turing test on me now?


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Posted on 03-25-08 12:53 AM Link | Quote | ID: 80942


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#conspiracy lulz

[19:32] <Arbe> The temptation has always been here.
[19:32] <Arbe> It's just lying in wait.
[19:32] <Arbe> Do I do it?
[19:32] <Arbe> Or don't I?
[19:32] <Arbe> I don't know.
[19:32] <CyclopsCaveman> do what?
[19:32] <Arbe> No-one does.
[19:32] <CyclopsCaveman> a taco?
[19:32] * Arbe sets modes [#conspiracy -v CyclopsCaveman]
[19:32] <Arbe> redo
[19:32] <Arbe> The temptation has always been here.
[19:32] <Arbe> It's just lying in wait.
[19:32] <Arbe> Do I do it?
[19:32] <Arbe> Or don't I?
[19:32] <Arbe> I don't know.
[19:32] <Arbe> No-one does.
[19:32] <Arbe> Do I tell the other users?
[19:32] <Boing> wait what
[19:33] <Arbe> No ..
[19:33] * Arbe sets modes [#conspiracy +b *!*@CentralChat-A5CAA3F3.nap.wideopenwest.com]
[19:33] * Arbe has kicked Boing from #conspiracy (banned for 25 minutes)
[19:33] <Arbe> I don't tell them.
[19:33] <Arbe> Then they'll do it.
[19:33] <Arbe> They'll harbour similar thoughts.
[19:33] <Arbe> All boiling down to the one final question.
[19:33] <CyclopsCaveman> . . .
[19:33] * #conspiracy :You need voice (+v) (#conspiracy)
[19:33] <Arbe> Do I, or do I not, kick StatServ?
[19:34] <Arbe> Do I kick it and find out it has auto rejoin?
[19:34] <Arbe> Do I find out it's unkickable?
[19:34] <CyclopsCaveman> DOITDOITDOIT
[19:34] <Arbe> Do we lose it forever?
[19:34] * #conspiracy :You need voice (+v) (#conspiracy)
[19:34] <Arbe> Who knows.
[19:34] * Boo[Away] is now known as BooUrns
[19:34] <Arbe> But today, my friends. Today is the day we decide.
[19:34] <CyclopsCaveman> DOITDOITDOIT
[19:34] * #conspiracy :You need voice (+v) (#conspiracy)
[19:34] <Arbe> "KICK StatServ is a channel admin"
[19:34] <Arbe> And my answer has been found.
[19:34] <Arbe> My mind been laid to rest.
[19:35] <Arbe> All is at peace, once again, in the folds and slopes of #conspiracy.
[19:35] <CyclopsCaveman> CAN YOU UNBAN ME NOW
[19:35] * #conspiracy :You need voice (+v) (#conspiracy)

[19:37] <Arbe> SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW
[19:37] <Arbe> HOW IT REALLY FEELS
[19:38] <Arbe> TO BE LEFT OUTSIDE ALONE
[19:38] <Arbe> WHEN IT'S COLD OUT HERE
[19:38] <Arbe> AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD KNOW
[19:38] <Arbe> rince and repeat
[19:38] <CyclopsCaveman> g


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Sukasa
Posted on 03-25-08 01:09 AM Link | Quote | ID: 80944


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CyclopsCaveman, please stop posting long quotes about yourself or others getting banned for their stupidity, or long monologues from channels that are completely unrelated to board2 or quotes that just simply aren't funny. You can consider this a warning.

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Posted on 03-25-08 01:43 AM (rev. 2 of 03-25-08 01:44 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 80945


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Posted by Sukasa
CyclopsCaveman, please stop posting long quotes about yourself or others getting banned for their stupidity, or long monologues from channels that are completely unrelated to board2 or quotes that just simply aren't funny. You can consider this a warning.


It doesn't really matter if one or two people alone don't think they're not funny. :s

EDIT: Although I never realized that a long IRC quote had something to do with breaking of any rules of any kind. :s

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They don't, we just added that rule. That's also why you guys can consider it a warning: because it's a rule now, and it's goign to be enforced from here on out.

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Alright. I'll make note of my supposedly deplorable behavior and run IRC quotes through some sort quality check next time.

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Alright. I'll make note of my supposedly deplorable behavior and run IRC quotes through some sort quality check next time.




If you could do that... that would be greeeeeeeeeaat.

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Posted on 03-27-08 10:39 AM (rev. 2 of 03-27-08 10:41 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 81062


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If you could do that... that would be greeeeeeeeeaat.
Is that 12:01? Great movie.

Here's a quote:

<Ailure> that's just absurd
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