I haven't personally been in a fist fight, not really much of a fighter.
But there was one time in my neighborhood when a dimensional vortex opened up for no real reason. Some really vile aliens or some shit came out and started flying in patterns and shooting at timed intervals and came in droves. They blew up some landmarks and took a base down the street on some person's house.
Some battleships of some type came through and released more fighters, they looked semi-organic, pretty advanced stuff. Even so, us and the neighbors got really ticked off at them and decided that this was unacceptable behavior from guests, especially unwelcomed ones.
We didn't have any long-range weapons, so we did the next best thing. We brought out all of our secret and illegal bio-technology weapons and equipment, including souped up fighters bristling with weapons and loaded with shields, support organic pods able to absorb energy, and endless missiles.
So all 30 or so of us went out and kicked all of their asses in 15 min. Then to prove the point, we went to their homeworld and blew up their defenseless organic brain. Before leaving though, they sent an armored four armed thingy out but we ruined its shit. Then we nuked the planet and went home.
After hiding our stuff away, we decided to have a block party and we ended up getting totally smashed. Just another day in the neighborhood. Good times... =)
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