01. Most Serious
Gold goes to blackhole89 (5 votes), because he's most of the reason we even still exist.
Gold goes to Stark (5 votes), because he is serious Stark, and this is serious board.
Silver goes to Sukasa (3 votes), because people got this confused with Most Professional.

02. Most Nice
Gold goes to Sukasa (4 votes), because he is smooth and silky and manageable.
Silver goes to Ailure (3 votes), because he is just like a cute and cuddly kitten. Just like.
Bronze goes to Arbe (2 votes), because some people voted on opposite day.
Bronze goes to Bukkarooo (2 votes), because he's a friendly fellow.

03. Most Funny
Gold goes to Arbe (5 votes), despite the fact that he's been going downhill since the third season.
Silver goes to Kawa (2 votes), despite the fact that he's been going downhill since the third season.
Silver goes to Stark (2 votes), despite the fact that he's been going downhill since the third season.

04. Most Smart
Gold goes to blackhole89 (7 votes), because he has kept this place running fine for quite some time.
Silver goes to Kironide (4 votes), because he goes to math competitions or something.

05. Most Witty
Gold goes to Stark (8 votes), because he is the best of both worlds in the previous two categories.
Silver goes to Arbe (2 votes), because, by logical extension, he's not as smart as Stark.
Silver goes to blackhole89 (2 votes), because of his frequent exchanges with Stark.

06. Most Creative
Gold goes to Kawa (4 votes), because people voted for him.

07. Most Changed
Gold goes to Arbe (4 votes), because he stopped attacking us.

08. Most Helpful
Gold goes to Sukasa (6 votes), because he's calm and approachable.
Silver goes to blackhole89 (2 votes), because he's like a more arbitrarily blunt, miniature Sukasa.
Silver goes to CrossTheRubicon (2 votes), because he is knowledgable about Fraxy.

09. Most Understanding
Gold goes to KP9000 (2 votes), because a couple people decided to test their theory.

10. Most Professional
Gold goes to blackhole89 (6 votes), because he is the board's figurehead.
Silver goes to Sukasa (5 votes), because he is the board's evil shadowy figure who has all the real power.

11. Most Unpredictable
Gold goes to Arbe (5 votes), because of reasons.
Gold goes to Marzen (5 votes), because basically just Arbe, but more boring.

12. Most Likely to Succeed
Gold goes to Kironide (4 votes), because I guess something interesting happened while I wasn't paying attention.
Silver goes to Stark (3 votes), because he's a college student.
Bronze goes to blackhole89 (2 votes), because he's already escaped from Communist Russia and there's nothing to hold him back.

13. Most Likely to Be the Parked Car
Gold goes to Arbe (6 votes), because he has very handsome windshield wipers.
Silver goes to Marzen (3 votes), because he epitomizes "Ford."
Bronze goes to RomManic (2 votes), because his engine is hemispherical.

14. Best Debater
Gold goes to RomManic (7 votes), because a lot of people apparently find it really funny to just blatantly lie when polled about the best people in various fields.
Silver goes to blackhole89 (5 votes), because he's a rather obstinate fellow.
Bronze goes to Silvershield (4 votes), because it's his forte.

15. Best Advisor
Gold goes to no one. Interpret that how you will.

16. Best Listener
Gold goes to Ailure (2 votes), because sleeping people generally never argue back.

17. Best Positive Influence
Gold goes to Sukasa (4 votes), because he's pretty much the only beacon of light in this predominantly jerk-filled board.

18. Best Programmer
Gold goes to giangurgolo (3 votes), because of Lazy Shell.
Gold goes to Kawa (3 votes), because people believe his lies.
Gold goes to Omega45889 (3 votes), because of Lazy Shell (again).

19. Best ROM Hacker
Gold goes to Omega45889 (4 votes), because of Lazy Shell. I mean, it's why.
Silver goes to DahrkDaiz (3 votes), because people still vote in this category even though they haven't paid attention to the scene in years.
Silver goes to giangurgolo (3 votes), because his name is less memorable than Omega45889's.
Silver goes to smkdan (3 votes), because of a rather solid performance.

20. Best Fraxier
Gold goes to Bukkarooo (5 votes), because he's active and intelligent.
Silver goes to A7OM1C (3 votes), because his name just stands out.
Silver goes to NightKev (3 votes), because people know who he is.

21. Best Hardcore Gamer
Gold goes to Stark (3 votes), because he's the only one on the board to have made thousands of dollars on it.

22. Best Newbie
Gold goes to CrossTheRubicon (3 votes), because he's talkative and friendly.
Silver goes to LastNote (2 votes), because he's a nice guy.
Silver goes to nutman217 (2 votes), because numbers entrance voters.

23. Best Veteran
Gold goes to Kawa (4 votes), because people appreciate his sense of humor and his flagrant lies.
Silver goes to Emuz (2 votes), which I think is interesting because he's so rarely around, but he is a good guy.
Silver goes to KP9000 (2 votes), because he's KP.

24. Best Regular Member
Gold goes to Kawa (2 votes), because of a bunch of things I already said.
Gold goes to Marzen (2 votes), because everyone is able to overlook his skills of an artist.
Gold goes to Xeruss (2 votes), because he's around in IRC.

25. Best Staff Member
Gold goes to Sukasa (13 votes), because he is the only unequivocally good staff member.
Silver goes to blackhole89 (4 votes), because he runs the board.
Bronze goes to Stark (3 votes), because he coordinated this whole thing.

26. Best Overall
Gold goes to Sukasa (4 votes), because he is the best member of this board.
Silver goes to Kawa (3 votes), because he clearly rigged this.

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