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 Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 13/157 EXP: 155794 Next: 10075 Since: 03-06-07 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6110 days Last view: 5862 days |
Your momma's cooking is so bad, even the cockroaches are waving white flags.
Your momma's cooking is so bad, the flies are sewing the screen door shut. Your momma's so nasty that during summer she can bake bread between her legs. ____________________  |
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 Panser Smooth. Level: 42 Posts: 88/344 EXP: 505893 Next: 15469 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 4996 days Last view: 4996 days |
Yo mamma's so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo mamma's so fat she could insulate Antarctica. Yo mamma's so fat that elephants could play hide and seek in her flab. I made those last two up, so they suck. |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 387/1881 EXP: 6467751 Next: 182913 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6157 days Last view: 6148 days |
Fat jokes are overdone.
Your mama's so anorexic that when she stands sideways nobody can see her. |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 35/156 EXP: 154491 Next: 11378 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 4816 days Last view: 1100 days |
Yo mama needs a recipe for ice
Yo mama could never be a cow girl cuz she can't keep her calves together Yo mama's so old she still owes Jesus a quarter from the 3rd grade Yo mama's so ugly ... SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU! How many yo mama's does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the light, the other turn the chair. Yo mamas so dumb she got a nipple ring cuz she heard Bush had a Dick Chaney. Yo mama saves the Ws in a bag of M&Ms. Yo mama has the patent on dirt Yo mama gets group discounts at Sizzler ... by herself. Yo mama reminds me of the Tower of Piza ... to big to support itself More later |
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 Paragoomba Level: 22 Posts: 58/75 EXP: 51492 Next: 6858 Since: 02-21-07 From: RI Last post: 6060 days Last view: 6060 days |
Um, for lack of actual "Yo Mama" jokes, I will quote South Park:
Chief Running Bull: Son, your mom is what we like to call... bear with WIDE canyon Cartman: What? C. R. B.: ...doe who cannot keep her legs shut. Cartman: uhhh C. R. B.: ... Your mom's a slut. |
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 Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 76/165 EXP: 168038 Next: 17325 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6125 days Last view: 6099 days |
Yo mama's like a bus - $1 per ride and guys climb on and off all day long. |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 47/163 EXP: 165005 Next: 864 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5797 days Last view: 5789 days |
Your mother is so fat, that it affects her self-esteem. ____________________ "I'd like to confuse bok choy with cabbage." |
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 Red Koopa Pathetic excuse for a hacker Level: 28 Posts: 25/132 EXP: 120247 Next: 11091 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6234 days Last view: 6233 days |
Yo mamma's so fat she sat on da rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mamma's so fat she sat on a dollah and made change. Yo mamma's so stupid, she climbed ovah a glass wall to see what was on da otha side. |
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Panser DOOM FOR VON DOOM Level: 42 Posts: 41/343 EXP: 503581 Next: 17781 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5524 days Last view: 5522 days |
  let's all get up and dance to a song
that was a hit before your mother was born. though she was born a long, long time ago your mother should know~ ____________________ |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 452/1881 EXP: 6467751 Next: 182913 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6157 days Last view: 6148 days |
On a more serious note, since my mom is slightly older than my dad and she's heavily interested in ancient history, my dad would always make jokes about my mom being born in the Stone Age and such. |
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Newcomer Level: 3 Posts: 1/1 EXP: 79 Next: 49 Since: 03-19-07 Last post: 6258 days Last view: 6210 days |
yo mama's so dumb a bus went down the road and she yelled catch that twinky |
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