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| Main - Spatula - Yo mama | New thread | New reply |
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 Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 60/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. |
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 Panser DOOM FOR VON DOOM Level: 42 Posts: 15/343 EXP: 503554 Next: 17808 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5524 days Last view: 5522 days |
  Yo mama's so fat - how fat is she?
Yo mama is so big and fat that she can get busy With twenty-two burritos when times get rough. I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs. It's a sad fact. Yo mama smokes crack. She's got a burning yearning and there's no turning back. Her knuckles drag down to the ground when she walks. Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talks. ____________________ |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 63/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
I'm impressed. I've never laid down rhymes about yo mama.
But I can tell you that she's so po, she can't afford the rest of the word. |
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Panser DOOM FOR VON DOOM Level: 42 Posts: 16/343 EXP: 503554 Next: 17808 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5524 days Last view: 5522 days |
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Level: 75 Posts: 428/1301 EXP: 3720435 Next: 106469 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Yo mama's so fat when she went to the airport she got busted for having 300 lbs of crack. |
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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 71/375 EXP: 575766 Next: 35519 Since: 02-19-07 From: [citation needed] Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6096 days |
Yo mama's like 1-800-CALL-ATT: free for you, cheap for them.
(lame  )____________________ [citation needed] |
| Rydain |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 67/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
Yo mama's so stupid, she locked her keys in the car and it took her all day to get Yo family out. |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 352/1881 EXP: 6467411 Next: 183253 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6156 days Last view: 6147 days |
I never understood why these jokes are supposed to be insulting to the person. Why should I care if you insult my mom? |
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Panser DOOM FOR VON DOOM Level: 42 Posts: 17/343 EXP: 503554 Next: 17808 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5524 days Last view: 5522 days |
yo mama's so fat she got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Posted by Kernal damn, man. you got no heart. ____________________ |
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 Spike fuck~ Level: 58 Posts: 96/722 EXP: 1538142 Next: 39404 Since: 02-19-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5300 days Last view: 2588 days |
yo mama's just plain fat. ____________________ |
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 Pokey Level: 57 Posts: 100/681 EXP: 1408954 Next: 76974 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada Last post: 6129 days Last view: 5924 days |
Yo mamas so fat she put mayo on her Aspirin.
Yo mamas so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl. Stolen straight from commercials  |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 68/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
Yo mama's so stupid, she burnt no bake brownies. |
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 Metabble Level: 64 Posts: 113/904 EXP: 2154887 Next: 59210 Since: 02-19-07 From: Location? Last post: 5178 days Last view: 4792 days |
Yo mama's so poor, she was towin' around a wheelbarrow and I asked her what was she doin', and she said "Come on in, stay awhile."
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 29/709 EXP: 1495646 Next: 81900 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6014 days Last view: 3040 days |
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 Flurry Level: 37 Posts: 75/251 EXP: 315290 Next: 22963 Since: 02-19-07 From: Mirabel, Québec, Canada Last post: 6190 days Last view: 1823 days |
Flurry #&postrank& - Yo mama's so fat, she's forced to live in the basement because she'd break the floor by walking on it
- Yo mama's so fat, she can only shower in a swimming pool - Yo mama's so stupid, she ate a stack of CD's thinking it was cookies - Yo mama's so fat, she needs a topless car with the seats removed to be able to drive ____________________ |
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 Beezo Level: 49 Posts: 62/485 EXP: 846814 Next: 37069 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ontario, Canada Last post: 5467 days Last view: 5467 days |
Your mother is so unnaturally obese, that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Bah ha ha ha ____________________ Want custom overworld music in your SMW hack? Download this. Don't forget to RTFM. |
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 Porcupo Level: 41 Posts: 52/317 EXP: 447496 Next: 32649 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5943 days Last view: 3152 days |
Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a dolla' and made change. ____________________  |
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Level: 65 Posts: 210/945 EXP: 2303275 Next: 32353 Since: 02-19-07 From: Texas Last post: 6041 days Last view: 5552 days |
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents per screw.
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 73/165 EXP: 168030 Next: 17333 Since: 02-20-07 From: State College, PA Last post: 6124 days Last view: 6098 days |
Posted by DoritokillerI LOL'ed. Nice one.
Yo mama's so fat, her tailor takes her measurements in light years. |
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