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This is poosibly the largest running joke I have had. What you are about to read is an epic story featuring many band members in my school. Because I am a fucking nerd. This is about 60 of 170 pages in book one. And there is 169 pages in book two. This is all written in notebook paper when I don't feel like working. Expect more when it will let me get more text on the page. -------------------------- Jewels of Malice This is based on .02% percent true story. By Trent Whitehead. Staring Trent, Jay, Michael, Sallie, Anabel, Troy, Jesus (Matt G.), Chuck Norris, and Kelly, and some fictional robot named Doppelganger. (Warning: Offensive in religious manners) Cast Heroes: Jesus, Trent, Michael, Jay (eventually: Troy, Mary, Doppelganger, Sallie, Anabel, and Chuck Norris.) Ninjas: Allison, Megan, Kirstein, Caitlyn Evil: Kelly Wanna-be Rockstars: Josh, Jason, Matt Charlie’s Angels: Anabel, Sallie, Holbrook Power Rangers: Lacy, Leslie, John, Tommy, Charlie Idiots: Patrick, Kyle, Julie, Robert, Tiffany, Nick Robots: N-Team, Doppelganger Semi-helpful: Jeremy, Mary, Joseph And several roles I forgot about. Chapter List Chapter 1: Super Powers and Jesus Chapter 2: Kelly Chapter 3: Michael and Metal Mark Chapter 4: Jay Chapter 5: Idiots Chapter 6: The Tracker Chapter 7: New Threats Chapter 8: The Negative Teams Chapter 9: Kelly gets the jewel and Revenge Chapter 10: Native Problems and the Big Brawl Chapter 11: Jeremy’s life was in for the worst and Kelly’s fall from Humanity Chapter 12: Duel on a vanishing continent Chapter 13: Duel on a vanishing continent (Part 2) Chapter 14: More than just Kelly to worry about Chapter 15: The tomb and the trials Chapter 16: Battle of the Heroes Chapter 17: Kelly gets Four Jewels Chapter 18: Jesus’ Parents Chapter 19: Sacrifice Hurts Chapter 20: Europe Chapter 21: Charlie’s Angels Chapter 22: The Conflict of Fate shines on Kelly Chapter 23: What the f**k happened? Chapter 24: Raid on Kelly Station Chapter 25: The Final Battle Chapter 26: The Endings Chapter 27: The Real Ending Chapter 1: Super Powers and Jesus A feeling of numbness hit me as I came back from a deep sleep I couldn’t remember. Everything on my mind was so… missing. Memory of what happened was missing. Something about this told me to blame Kelly, but why? I began to wake up in my room when something randomly bad happened. I wasn’t in my room. So I began questioning all of the possibly logical possibilities. Was I actually here because I slept walked? Or had short memory? No, it was obviously all the plot of the devious Kelly Davis and his lab rat creation Bradley. I just knew it! So I began to question my location. I figured the huge sign labeled Wal-Mart would help me, but it didn’t. But I recognized the parking lot and I figured out I was in parking lot of Wal-Mart. But I couldn’t enter the doors for some reason… I found a huge blue lock covering the door. When I pulled my hands down in front of me, I was holding two pistols and a sword. I kept calm. Not really, because I remember screaming for some period of time. There were not people around, but why did I have two pistols and a sword? I was frustrated so I screamed and found out I had the powers of Sindel, because a car in the parking lot exploded. I thought for sure my genetics were screwed up so I got mad again and hit the little pole in front of Wal-Mart. I had Captain Falcons ability to break things with his punch. After that I felt confident with myself and got on the roof of Wal-Mart. I jumped off in hopes of having the ability to fly. I didn’t. But I did have Wolverine’s ability of healing. Because my broken bones decided to heal themselves. It was incredibly painful. I was still freaked out so I screamed some more. Then I was okay. But then I began screaming again. But after I was okay, I walked 4.6 miles to my house in hopes of someone being there. I’m not talking because it would be in vain because nobody can hear me, when I got home everything was unlocked. I went in looking for some sort of clue. All of a sudden, Jesus descended from heaven playing “Highway to Hell” on guitar. It took him eight minutes to reach earth from heaven going 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 light-years per millisecond. It took awhile for him to complete the song, but he did it in style. When he finished, he landed destroying my neighbor’s houses. He approached me. Jesus: “Okay, yeah, I tried to leave you a better sign, but apparently when you see video game related super powers, you don’t thank Jesus.” Trent: “Holy crap, it’s Jesus! Why are you here?” Jesus: “God, are you always this incompetent?” Trent: “No, not really, but I’m kind of freaked out over this pair of pistols and sword. Jesus: “Yeah, yeah, but I’m here to yell you that you’re going to save the world or something. You know, I’m feeling kind of powerful right now, so I won’t abandon you like God did. In fact, I’m going to help you against the threat of whoever is behind this catastrophe. Since my Father has been less good as of late…” Trent: “Sweet. But are we going to do this alone?” Jesus:” Oh please. If I could’ve done this alone I wouldn’t have spared so many puny lives. Even the un-awesome ones have a role to play in this story.” Trent: “For the Son of God, you’re kind of mean. But whatever. What’s with superpowers? I mean my superpowers?” Jesus: “Did you plan to do this with those mediocre muscles? But, I’ll explain later. Your friend has triggered the awesome scale. All those I spared will help in our fight.” Trent: “So… who did you spare?” Jesus: “A team of awesome superheroes.” Chapter 2: Kelly The dark lair of Kelly was very disturbing. It had bodies of those that first made him lose his mind above his desk. Kelly was happy with the fact that Jason was hung directly above his desk. Upon his desk was a well organized list of souls he collected on his vengeful array of power. Kelly at this point was considered a blood thirsty madman. A large number of people were hidden in Kelly’s freezer. Kelly had a habit of spoofing up executively quick. When you finally notice, you’ve already lost your soul. Kelly gained control over much of the earth and convinced the aliens that humans were a force to be reckoned with as he flew across space collecting more souls. Kelly the powers of all the souls he collected. The only reason Bradley was still alive was so that he could power Kelly’s equipment. Bradley didn’t need a soul anyway. Kelly’s morality was corrupt. His decisions were all based on efficiency, power, and personal benefit. Kelly was never happy. He wanted more souls. But eventually he got physically hungry, so he went to McDonalds. Kelly: “I WANT A COUPLE OF DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS AND A PACK OF FRIES.” Employee: “Will that be all?” Kelly: “DID I SAY YOU COULD TALK?!” Employee: “Sir?” The Restaurant got incredibly quiet and everyone who still had soul’s stops eating. They all look. Employee: “That’ll be $3.18, sir…” Kelly: “I SAID SHUTUP!!!!! AIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!” Kelly jumps over the counter and steals the employees soul. The people look in shock. Most of them leave. Kelly: I feel much better now. I think I’ll those cheeseburgers now.” The employees in the back stopped cooking and started looking at the body without a soul. Kelly’s eyes begin glowing red. Kelly: “GIVE ME MY BURGERS!!!” Employee:: “Okay…” They toss the bag of burgers and pack of fries and run away. Kelly: “I’M NOW THIRSTY!!!” So Kelly rips the counter in half to get to the cups. Kelly: “YES! DR. PEPPER FEEDS MY SOULS PASSION!” His glow wears off. Kelly: “This Dr. Pepper is satisfying… Ahhhhh…” Kelly leaves to go work on something fiendish. Chapter 3: Super Michael and Metal Mark Jesus: “Here we are, first stop. Michael’s house. He’s probably gone power mad with what the awesome scale gave him.” As we approach Michael’s house, he’s playing with his psychic power. He’s ripping his house in half and lifting things with his mind. Michael: “Hey, it’s Trent! I knew you were coming.” Jesus: “Yeah, Michael—“ Michael: “Wait, wait, wait—you want me to join you.” Jesus: “Yeah, and also—“ Michael: “You want me to stop finishing your sentences.” Jesus: “Well yeah, and—“ Michael: “Why am I still talking? Because I feel much more at peace knowing what to expect all time and I’m already prepared for it.” Trent: “So, hey, Michael, why—“ Michael: “Am I basing my house? The power of seeing into the future tells me that the neighbors are blamed in court for it.” Jesus: “I thought I told you to stop finishing sentences that weren’t started by you.” Michael: “Sorry Jesus.” All of a sudden, a metal figure crashes onto the ground on his fist and legs. He got up, with power emitting from his robotic form. It looked much like Mark except for the robotic eye which scarred the crap out of Jesus Mark:: “I am… Metal Mark! I’m here to reduce you to ashes or something. This may not seem logical to you, but I’m still going to crush you.” Michael: “I have the powers of a God—“ Jesus: “The God.” Michael: “I have the powers of the God. Apparently I already cover the basic line of power that should make you want to kill yourself without even battling. What makes you think you have the slightest chance in succeeding?” ???: “I think you’d better consider your odds.” A figure jumps down next to Mark with a huge crystal in his hand. He crushes it as he lands down in the yard. It was without a doubt, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris: “You’re undoubtedly screwed entirely.” Michael: Pssfft… Big deal. Oh yeah, I’m going to win because I’m Chuck Norris. Whatever.” Trent:”Yeah, Michael, I don’t have the same powers as you, and I don’t really think I could beat Chuck Norris…” Mark jumps forward as I use my Falcon Punch. He flies back into a tree. His eyes glow red and the hole he landed in glows imminently. He flies out of the hole angry phased. Chuck Norris jumps at Michael and dodges at super speed which appears to be teleporting, and hits Chuck Norris from behind. Mark uses his red eye and hit Michael from behind. Chuck Norris regains his fly time and pulls out of Michael’s way, who has been marked and is flying through the air. Chuck Norris punches Michael who is still in the air. Michael uses his psychic powers to fly through the air and regain control of his movements. Mark lasers me and I fall over for a couple seconds. I had pulled out my pistols and quickly brought down Mark. He’s deactivated. Mark explodes. Chuck Norris punches me as Michael begins to lift every part of debris on the ground. Jesus heals me and strikes Chuck Norris with a bolt of lightning. Chuck Norris grabs Jesus by the throat, then Michael saves Jesus by launching the debris from his house right into Chuck Norris. He’s now covered by Michael’s house. Jesus: “I think we’d better leave before any other random people decide to show up.” Michael: “…So why does everyone else have superpowers?” Jesus: “It’s a long story I don’t think I have time to tell you. But, the awesome scale, similar to the theory of the Big Bang, was activated by your friend Kelly. Something in Kelly made him lose his mind—but I don’t know the roots of it. Kelly has been stealing souls right and left—as if he has a plan to use these souls for something. Now 98% of our population is missing. Do you know how many people are on earth? 6 billion people; and 5.9 billion of them are dead.” Trent: “So why superpowers?” Jesus: “All of the awesome people gained all of the random life force of 2% of the population. Everyone knows for every ten souls you have, you gain a super power. You guys were born with more soul than other people. With the extra life force, you have a whole lot of powers. Only Trent… your powers have been altered for some unknown reason. And it’s a pain that not everyone, such as Mark, uses their powers for good.” Michael: “Who else does?” Jesus: “The awesome Jay.” Chapter 4: Jay We fly over on a cloud playing “Time” (written by Michael) until we came upon Jay doing something incredibly insignificant with his powers. He’s playing Monopoly. Jay: “Hey guys. Want to play Monopoly?” Trent: “Jay, you know you’re all powerful with superpowers, right?” Jay: “Yeah, yeah, I know.” He rolls the dice and gets an 11. He lands on the “Go to Jail” space. Jay: “Aww, dang it!” Trent: “Then why are you playing Monopoly?” Jay: Shh…BE QUIET! AHH! I’m playing Monopoly!” Jesus: “Jay, c’mon, what is your power?” Jay: “Control all the elements.” Jesus: “You could really do some good with those powers.” Jay: “Hey… Y’know what? You’re right!” Jay uses the powers of earth to destroy the Jail space, and the powers of lightning to destroy the “Go to Jail” space. He continues playing Monopoly. Trent: “That’s not exactly what he had in mind…” Michael: “Jay, c’mon, stop playing Monopoly and come be awesome super heroes with use.” Jay: “Hold on. I’m almost done. Jay owned all of the property and all of the railroads. Jesus: “You can’t win by yourself.” Jay: “Psfft. I’ve already won. I just wanted to play the game so long that the edges are worn, and the pictures on the space come off and the board wants to explode.” Jesus blows up the board with his lightning out of frustration and lack of will to argue any more. Jay: “Hey you douche! I was playing Monopoly! Ahhh! Y’know what Jesus?! You’re biggest f**king douche ever!!” Jesus: “That was a little uncalled for.” Jay: “So was your face, douche!” Jesus: “You’re talking to Jesus here!” Jay: “And you know what would go great with that douche-y face? Some douche defining douche dirt that makes you look douchish, you douche!’ Jay launches the ground particles at Jesus. Jesus is covered in dirt. Jesus: “Are you done now?” Jay: Yeah, pretty much.” After that, something hit me. There was a large keyhole in front of Wal-Mart. I remember it so well; the color rings in my head! A darkish blue. That raised a few questions. Trent: “Wait a minute, Jesus, why was there a huge lock in front of Wal-Mart? It was blue!” Jesus: “…That’s because it’s one of eight strongholds taken over by various people. But right now it has nothing to do with the problem at hand. You see, I didn’t stay with you because I want to organize an awesome super hero team. I needed something collected. Seven objects that multiply your power by two for every one you collect. Michael: “Yeah, you need to tell us what objects.” Jesus: “Seven halos—once used to power machinery with the light energy they laid off. At one time on the seven continents, they were all separated. Men were jealous, Satan was intrigued. So they both made their own. Men made the “7 Jewels of Malice” and Satan made “7 Halo’s of Darkness”. Jay: “So… If they’re that powerful, what happens when all 21 are together? Jesus: “Let’s give an example for you… Let’s say that Cyclops from the X-men got seven of the 21, he could laser anything in half with his powers. If he got 21, he could shoot a laser to destroy the entire universe. The 21 items, however, were fused with the jewels during the war of –“ Michael: “So wait… they magnify any ability. With all seven my abilities would be strong enough to consider me a—“ Jesus: “God.” Michael: “Okay, yeah, only I interrupt.” Jesus: “Anyways… after they were created, a three front war broke out between man, hell, and heaven. God had all seven halos, and Satan had all dark halos. But the ones made from man were much stronger. The Jewels of Malice. So man defeated Satan and God and did the exact opposite as God planned for them. The halos were infused with man’s jewels, except man didn’t expect them to teleport away after the polymerization. They were never found. However, with recent events, we have the ability to track them. There is one on every continent, as there was before. However, most of the people realize this and have formed teams. We’ve just begun to be awesome super heroes.” Chapter 5: Idiots Meanwhile on Antarctica, the camera zooms out on penguins dead with herpes. The camera rises on Patrick smiling. Patrick: “HERPES.” Kyle: “God, will we ever get off this frozen craphole?!” Robert: “WORLD OF WARCRAFT” Kyle: “Listen; there is a Jewel of Malice on this island somewhere.” Julie: “Don’t try talking to them. We’re the only ones with common sense.” Robert: “WORLD OF WARCRAFT” Patrick: “HERPES.” Kyle: “God, shut up. Keep searching!” Patrick jumps over and kills a penguin with his herpes. Julie: “…We’ll search ourselves.” Nick: “SHUT THE f**k UP!” Julie: “…” Nick: “I’LL CUT YOU!” Julie: “Kyle, Nick’s hungry. So am I. Get out the food. Kyle: “BURP.” Julie: “You ate the food!?! Kyle, we’re going to die!” Patrick: “HERPES.” They all die. Of either starvation or herpes. Whichever. They both seem very fitting. God, I am so cruel. Chapter 6: The Tracker Jesus: “Those eight strong-holds contain pieces of the largest key for one super stronghold. And obviously Kelly is in the largest one. These strongholds are all of a certain difficulty by the color of the locks. The keys are marked. Purple, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Red, Rainbow, and light. Trent: “You said the fortresses wouldn’t help.” Jesus: “It won’t. But if Kelly ever manages to get them all, the towers are the secret to weakening the jewels overall effect. However, I doubt it’ll ever be necessary. “ Michael: “Yeah, well, are we going to have awesome fights?” Jesus: “That goes without saying.” Michael: “Sweet.” Jay: “Y’know, we should go to a technological genius to build a tracking device. God knows a tracking device would be the smartest idea.” Jesus: “That would be… me.” Trent: “Great. Where’s the device?” Jesus: “I still need to build it.” Jay: “What? Then where are the parts?” Jesus: “We could use the remaining parts of Mark.” Michael: “Then let’s go back there.” They travel back to the remains of Michael’s house. The house is still covering Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is no doubt alive because he doesn’t have to breathe. Mark is still lying in the same position destroyed. Jesus: “Ah, well this may take a few minutes…” Jesus begins working on harvesting the parts from Mark as Chuck Norris hand bursts from the debris. His eyes glare evil as if they were going to say “I HOPE YOU f**kING DIE OF AIDS.” Chuck Norris rips the rest of the debris from on top of him. Chuck Norris: “Like I said, you’re undoubtedly “ Jay: “What? Chuck Norris? Have I missed something?” Jesus: “Protect me while I get Mark’s parts removed.” From the debris, he rushed towards Michael so fast that he doesn’t notice until its too late. He’s punched back really quickly. Jay uses the power of earth to trap Chuck Norris in a dome. Chuck Norris rips through the rock dome. I scream catching Chuck Norris off-guard while Michael is coming back from being hit by Chuck Norris. Jay uses ice to freeze Chuck Norris in air while Michael breaks the ice with his super strength. Chuck Norris round house kicks me, shattering my left arm. So I use my healing ability and counter with my Falcon Punch. He goes through the air and grabs a 2-by-4. He jumps at lightning speed almost striking Jay with a blow that stops the weapon from reaching him. Jesus finishes removing the key parts from Mark. Then Chuck Norris kicks Jesus out of the way. I remove my pistols and begin shooting. Chuck Norris rips the bullets in half as he bites them. So I decide to try out my new sword. Lightning emits from the sword as I strike Chuck Norris with it. At the same time Jay creates a metal dome around Chuck Norris. I strike it with my sword and it electrocutes Chuck Norris. He’s not dead, but he’s unconscious. Jesus: “Now I can begin building that tracker.” Chapter 7: New Threats Kelly, however, was already way ahead. In his Australian lab, he used Bradley to power his tracker, when he completed the device; the only thing that could ruin his evil triumph would be that if Bradley could’ve died. But it wouldn’t have mattered. He could’ve used a chipmunk and got the same results. The fact that he used Bradley as a battery pleased him. So, he is now in Australia using Bradley’s life force to fuel his creations and lab equipment. Kelly: “Using the same technology I used to create Metal Mark, I shall create opposite personality versions of the heroes. But they shall be smarter, and more efficient than my previous creation. Those fools will never stop my “Happy try hard for success Trent”! Or my other creations… Now to activate them.” Bradley: “Kelly, I’m dying… let me go…” Kelly: “SHUT UP.” He activates the robots and gives them their speech functions. Kelly: “Report to your master.” They wake up instantly and sound and look just like their counterparts. N-Trent: “Happy motivated Trent!” N-Jay: “Opinionated Non-Logical Political Jay!’ N-Michael: “Selfless Meat-Eating Hate everything Michael!” N-Jesus: “Super Atheist Jesus!!” Kelly: “Great. Go distract those guys while I go to Antarctica.” Kelly, using someone’s ability to fly he stole, flies to Antarctica. He knows he to track very well, actually. In fact, it shouldn’t take any time at all. But in the lab there was an extra pod for a clone. It was not activated yet. It was labeled Doppelganger. Automatically the N-Team senses the role he is to serve later on. They continue about their business. Bradley: “Help meeee… Someone…” N-Jesus: “Okay team. You heard ‘em. Let’s take out these idiots and send them to their graves.” N-Trent: “Yay!! We cannot lose because I’m so positive and motivated!” N-Jay: “Perhaps I should see the weakness of this… mediocre “Jay”. N-Michael: “I’m going to kill them because I’m a f**king lunatic that hates everything!!” The four fly off with their rockets Kelly had built on them. Their color coded jackets are as follows. Trent is Red. Jesus is Black. Jay is Blue. Michael is Green. It’ll take them awhile to reach the destination because the United States is so far away from Australia But meanwhile on Antarctica… Kelly senses the Jewel of Malice nearby… A man begins walking down the ice covered mountain top in search for the “Mother Bear”, a tradition that the tribe executed in their late teen years into adulthood. This was the test. Man: “Whasis? A rock? Perhaps wife would want it.” Kelly lands on the ground causing the ice to melt. The mountaintop has melted off and the man holding the jewel has flown back. Kelly: “GIVE ME THE JEWEL OF MALICE!!!” Man: “Jewell of Malece?! Wassat?!!” Kelly extends his arm forward and begins to absorb the light in the area. It’s very dark now. The sun appears as bright as the moon. The light comes into a large ball of energy. Kelly releases it. Man: “No, wait, stop—“ The mountain top explodes and the man isn’t seen when the explosion stops. Kelly picks up the Jewel of Malice and smiles. He’s now glowing red. The jewel gave him twice the power. Kelly: “YOU COULD’VE MADE THINGS EASIER FOR YOURSELF… IF ONLY YOU’D COOPERATED. THEN AGAIN, I WOULD’VE KILLED YOU ANYWAY.” Kelly felt quite powerful. He knew where the next jewel was and began heading for Asia’s direction. Chapter 8: The Negative Teams Jesus is still tinkering with the final touches on the tracker. Jay: “Michael, I’ve noticed Trent’s powers really suck.” Michael: “Yeah, I kind of feel bad for him so I’ll change his powers.” Jay: “You can do that?!” I’m sitting by myself as usual pondering on thoughts that mean nothing, but help me keep the patient easy going personality I hate. Michael: “I’m going to change your powers to… flying, stop time, and teleportation.” Trent: “My powers do suck right now.” Michael: “Alright then…” Michael uses his psychic power to alter my powers so they aren’t as bad. Trent: “Cool.” With the snap of my fingers time halted, and with teleportation and flying, I was much faster in stop time, and would inflict major damage. And with the snap of my fingers I started time again. However, I could no longer heal. Michael: “That’s painful. I’m never doing that again.” Jay: “Ohh! My turn! I want to levitate crap, make chickens explodes, and cause woman to get boners every time I mention the movie “Rocky V”.” Michael: “No.” Jesus presses on a few attachments and the machine starts glowing. Jesus: “Alright, we’re done here. Let’s see… The first one should be at the White House.” Trent: “Funny. I figured someone would notice it.” After teleporting the group to the White House, there are security guards with no powers. They’re puzzled but they’re not dumb enough to just attack us. Guard: “Who’re you?!” Jesus: “Relax, I’m Jesus.” Guard: “Oh great! We’re all going to f**king die!” The jewel is on the top of the building. It’s on the dome roof thing people believed to be a heating unit. It isn’t. The President obviously disappeared because the guards suck at guarding. So I teleport a couple of feet in front of the jewel. Then I hear I large whirring noise. I look up and see four figures. Jesus: “What is that?” Michael: “Jesus, look out!” A large bolt of lightning strikes the ground in front of Jesus. Jesus flips back and avoids it. It misses. Jesus: “What is this madness?!” N-Jesus: “THIS IS SPARTA!” One of the figures teleport where the jewel is and steals the jewel I was after. I stop time… but so does the figure that stole the jewel. And with the jewel, he stops time twice as fast. So it’s like dodging a bullet. He bashes my face and my arms so fast that I feel all of the pain at the same time. He lowers his head and snaps his fingers. I instantly feel all of the pain and am knocked completely to the ground unconscious. Jay: “What happened? I didn’t see anything!” Then he teleports in slow motion and jump attacks Jay several times. He is blown to the ground. Michael: “What? Wait, I’ve seen this—“ Michael uses the power of psychic to knock the figure out of fast motion. Though it didn’t seem to faze him much. It was me in a red jacket. N-Trent: “This power is amazing! I’ve already wore down their entire team alone!” As that is said, the rest of the Negative Team lands next to N-Trent. N-Jesus: “Amazing. Shall I try?” N-Trent: “Be my guest.” Michael: “Clones of us?! What?!!” N-Michael: “Silence. We’re not clones… We’re enhanced versions of what you should be.” N-Jay: “This is where you lose.” He tosses the jewel to N-Jesus, and the replica of Jesus feels his power double. N-Jesus: “This is amazing! The power!!” He charges up a bolt of lightning that could destroy a skyscraper. He releases it at Jesus and Michael. Michael: “Huh. Well. I didn’t see this coming. Oh well…” The bolt completely burns them and they fall unconscious silently. The only ones capable of communication are the Negative Team. N-Jesus: “This power is way to powerful for our superior.” N-Trent: “You thinking what I’m thinking?” N-Michael: “These are way too great for Kelly.” N-Jay: “They appear to have a more accurate radar.” N-Trent: “Ha! Today is great!” They fly away silently. They head for South America, where the jewel is in a rural location in Chile. And they stole the radar. Chapter 9: Kelly gets the jewel and Revenge Kelly arrives in Asia, and the camera zooms in on him holding the second Jewel of Malice. His powers are now 400%, making him four times as powerful. His array of abilities almost seems unlimited. He’s feeling greatly in charge right now and feels unstoppable. He decides to wait until an emerald is in use. That’s how he tracks. He snickered at the thought of taking it off a dead body. The camera suddenly returns to the White House Presidents office. The guards are splashing water on the unconscious heroes. Trent: “What happened? Uhh… My head…” Guards: “You guys were slaughtered by clones of yourselves!” Jesus: “Ohh… Hold on guys…” Jesus lifts his hands into the air and heals the party of their incredible wounds. Jay: “Oooohh, man, that was harsh…” So everyone remains aching on the floor until Jesus and Jay are the first to stand. Jay: “Wait, I don’t have the radar anymore! Those bots must have taken it!” Jesus: “Yeah, we were beaten by them.” Michael: “Strange how their powers were greater than ours.” Trent: “They weren’t. We were cheated out of our victory.” Jay: “Because of the jewel.” Michael: “It doesn’t matter anyway. They took the radar.” Jesus: “I never plan without a back-up.” He lifts an object in the air that looks exactly like the radar. Trent: “Great! You built another Radar!” Jesus: “Actually, no, this was what I built after. It’s a Radar Radar.” Jay: “A radar to find the Radar?” Jesus: “Exactly.” Michael: “Hey, c’mon, wouldn’t it have been easier to have just built another radar?” Jesus: “Maybe it would have.” Jesus reads the radar. It points to South America. They know that it obviously means a jewel is somewhere there as well. We teleport there. Chapter 10: Native Problems and the Big Brawl We were still a little sore from the mass slaughtering that we took. When we arrived in Chile by teleporting, we still felt like resting. Jesus: “C’mon, guys, it may seem like there’s no way we’re going to fight efficiently, but my healing has placed you guys in great shape.” Michael: “It’s not that I’m tired… I’ve got a sense…” We begin walking through the jungle. It takes us no time at all to know where to go… Then we see something strange. It looked like a… JEWEL OF MALICE! Jay: “Great! A jewel! Y’know, I’m surprised they didn’t find this with the tracker.” Trent: “Maybe they’re too stupid to figure out how to use it.” I ran forward and grab the jewel. While doing so, Jesus senses that something is wrong. Jesus: “Michael, can you feel that?” Michael: “Feel what? I can’t feel anything.” Jesus: “Exactly. I have the power to sense a jewel close to me, and this one is barely 30 meters away. I can’t feel anything.” Michael: “Then I guess that means…” As I grab the emerald, I am ensnared in a trap made of materials welded together to make a net. Trent: “Ahh! That’s just great! Oh yeah, how could I have not seen this coming? NOTHING IS EVER THIS EASY! AH! Jay: “Hey, hold on, I’ll get you down.” Trent: “You of all people know that’s not needed.” I teleport from the net and sweep off whatever came off the net. As soon as that happens, a figure jumps from behind a bush… it looks like a native guy with a spear. He doesn’t speak. He looks angry. Jesus: “We come in piece.” Michael: “I hope you mean “peace.” Jesus: “It’s impossible to correct my spelling while I am speaking it!” The Native guy raises his spear. He looks aggressive. It’s as if we’d did something to him. As soon as I turn around, there are at least thirty native guys surrounding us. They’re not looking for any type of communication. Then an eleven foot tall man lands on the ground with a double-bladed spear. He looks as though the only time he opens his mouth is to breathe or eat. He’s never talked. Trent: “That guy is huge!” The eleven foot guy points his spear forward and the natives charge with their spears. Michael crushes three with his psychic powers. A spear flies at Michael and he catches it. I pull out my two pistols, stop time, and begins shooting at a couple of natives. I look down and start time again. Three more fall unconscious making a total of six. The camera zooms in on Jay looking at about six more natives throwing spears at him. Jay quickly raises up a wall, blocking it. Then the six natives rush and break through the wall. Jay pulls out his Ivy Whip Sword and slashes one. He then grabs one with his whip and swings it into the other four still standing. That leaves a total if twelve knocked out. The tall native jumps and knocks Michael in the ground. Two other natives tie him up. Then Jay attempts to trap him in a metal dome. When he does so, the 11-ffot guy rips out of it. Then he gets in a melee duel with him and me and Jay used hits him as an appropriate weapon at this point. So he wraps it around the double-bladed spear and pulls, in hopes of jerking it from his hand. He doesn’t and the eleven foot tall guy ends up pulling him to the ground. Jesus strikes him with a bolt of lightning and causes him drop his weapon. Jesus doesn’t notice a spear being thrown at him, so I halt time, teleport, and chop the spear in half. When I start time again, one of the natives appear confused. It was as if it ripped in half in mid-air for no reason. The eleven foot guy knocks Jesus back and they don’t even need to tie him up. He picks up his weapon and attempts to stab me. I teleport and appear directly behind him where I draw my thunder sword. I thrust it into his side where he’s electrocuted. He’s shocked and realizes he was out smarted as he dies. The natives go all out on me. There’s 18 of them and one of me. So I begin shooting and they overwhelm me. They don’t kill any of us. They bond and strangle us on the trip to wherever they take us. I just know whoever leads them isn’t going to be happy with one of their greatest warriors plus 12 others dead. When we’re there, identity really disturbs me. It looked like Jeremy. Jeremy: “What is this? These aren’t the girls that enslaved half of the tribe. These aren’t even girls! Wait a minute. It can’t be… Trent, Michael, and Jay? Don’t tell me you guys turned evil too… and is that Jesus?” Michael: “Whoa, what gave you the impression we turned evil?” Jeremy: The fact that only half of the tribe members returned from the battle battle. And you were the one to spring the trap the other girls came here for.” Jesus: “Mind telling about it?” Jeremy: “No. All this talk on Jewels of Malice began a few days ago in class after the mistake I had made…” Chapter 11: Jeremy’s life was in for the worst and Kelly’s fall from humanity Days ago… Jeremy: “Kelly, what are you doing?” Kelly: “Playing “Through the fire and the Flames” on Hyperspeed 5.” Jeremy: “That’s incredibly fast.” Kelly: “I know. I haven’t missed a note. I’m close to the end. This’ll be the first 100% ever!” Jeremy: “Interesting. I’m going somewhere over there to read a book.” Jeremy walks in front of Kelly and unplugs the audio/video cords and the guitar. Kelly can’t see, he freaks out and scrambles to plug them up. When he gets the video cord back in, it says “SONG FAILED AT 99.99%”. Kelly begins getting angry. He takes his guitar and smashes Holbrook’s television. Jeremy looks in shock. He runs. Kelly: “URRR! JEREMY! I SWEAR IF I EVER FIND YOU, I’LL KILL YOU!!!” He then goes home without talking. Kelly doesn’t talk to anyone. The next day Jason thinks it’s funny. Jason: “Hey Kelly, why ain’t cha talking? Oh, is it because you failed “Through the Fire and the Flames” on Expert Hyperspeed 5? AHAHAHA!!” Kelly ignores him, but the tension builds in his facial ex Jason: “SO WHAT PERCENT WAS IT AGAIN? 99%? AHAHAHA!!!” Kelly can no longer ignore him and extends his hand in hatred. This is when he discovers that he steals souls. Because now Jason is lifelessly sitting on the ground. And so the awesome scale was triggered and Kelly absorbed the souls of 98% of the population. Kelly then found the lust for souls he wanted. But he wanted more power. So he went to the library and read about the legend of the JEWELS OF MALICE. Meanwhile Jeremy went to Chile to escape Kelly wrath. Jeremy is exploring the jungle area. He’s found by natives thinking he is god, and so he naturally plays tribe leader. It was like driving a crashing plane with a train tied to it. Anyway, after this he walks through the jungle he finds a Jewel of Malice. Just then a couple of leopards attack and the jewel glowing scare them off. Jeremy though it brings good luck so he hung it on his tent. But luck was the last thing it brought them. A couple of days later, four girls in bikinis show up. Jeremy, unable to say no to their requests, or look above the neck, let them see the jewel. But underneath their bikinis they were actually wearing ninja costumes and captured half the tribe, forcing them to dig for more jewels. But they didn’t know that there were only seven, and used the tribe to dig for nothing. So the half that got away planned to plant fake jewels so the Ninja Girls would pick them up. But unfortunately, our team picked one up. And we got here where we are now. Chapter 12: Duel on a Vanishing Continent Jeremy: “So that’s how we got in this situation.” Jesus: “Interesting. I think I’ll take of these Ninjas for you and free the natives.” Trent: “Yeah, plus we really need that jewel.” Jeremy: “You guys will help me after what happened?” Michael: “No problem.” Jay: “Plus there’s a couple of guys needing brought down.” Jeremy: “They’re in the rock field digging.” We teleport over the tip of the jungle out of sight. We peer over. They’re grinding at the ground with picks. Jeremy: “This is horrible!” Jesus: “C’mon, no one seems to be around.” Trent: “Yeah, something doesn’t feel so… right about this…” We all dash out into the field and begin breaking the chains that have them tied to the ground. The chains are all eventually broken and most of then are free. After about four minutes they’re all free. When they’re all free, Jay notices the jewel lying on a cliff side. Jay: “I’ve got it!” Jay runs as fast as he can and jumps for the jewel. But then it’s swiped up by N-Michael. N-Michael: “If you idiots had common sense, you would have sent either the guy with superspeed or the guy with teleporting.” The rest of the N-Team land next to N-Michael. N-Jay: “Ah, this wouldn’t have taken so long if N-Jesus wasn’t using the device upside down.” Trent: “Not you guys again!” Jay: “Yeah, uhh, Trent, that’s the only reason we came to this place.” Trent: “Oh yeah, I forgot.” N-Michael: “Now let’s see the power of two jewels!” He lifts his hand in the air gaining four times the power. But as soon as that happens, one of his jewels disappear. N-Michael: “WHAT?!?!” Jay: “Alright, Trent, nice use of that teleport and stop time, man!” Trent: “Jay. I did nothing.” Jay: “Really?” Suddenly four females in Ninja Outfits appear directly above the N-Team. It was Megan, Alison, Caitlyn, and Kirsten. Alison: “Wow. That was really easy. In fact, you guys suck.” N-Trent: “How lame! Our entrance just got ripped out of the way like it was nothing.” Jesus: “Well, this is disturbing. In fact, I’m a bit worried at the fact our villains multiply every five minutes.” Kirsten: ”Shut up! Just give us those freaking jewels if you want to leave.” Trent: ”Whoa, what? You guys, evil?” Caitlyn: “Yeah, it doesn’t really matter though, does it? I mean, c’mon, everyone’s doing it. With these jewels we’re digging we’ll be ultimate.” Jesus: “You’re wasting your time here! There’s only one on every continent.” Megan: “Then there’s no way to get them all—“ N-Jay holds out the tracking Radar. N-Jay: “We’ve the only tracker.” N-Michael: “You IDIOT! DON’T TELL THEM ABOUT THE RADAR!” Alison: “Humph. Hey, idiots. How about we fight for the damned things.” N-Jesus: “Don’t blink or you’ll miss the part where we kicked your ass!” Kirsten: “Whatever.” Jay: “Bring it!” Trent: “Hey, like, Jeremy, you should move.” Jeremy: “I’m hiding with the tribe.” Jeremy goes back into the jungle and waits. Meanwhile the heroes have charged towards the other two groups. When the groups clash, the ground beneath them experiences most of the impact as they all jump in the air. The Ninja Girls pull out their axes and begin attacking. They all rush past the screen and the screen pans on the lowest group, which consists of Michael, N-Jay, Kirsten, and Caitlyn Michael attacks Kirsten and N-Jay attempts to attack Caitlyn. They both deflect Michael and N-Jay’s attacks with their axes and deflect another attack by rotating their axes until Kirsten knocks Michael back. Kirsten knocks back N-Jay into the way of Michael who proceeds to knock N-Jay at full speed back to Kirsten and knocks her flying to the ground. When N-Jay bounces off he’s unable to regain control, so he hovering. Kirsten charges at Michael who he blasts back down to the ground with his psychic powers. N-Jay regains his jump and flies at Michael, attacking with his fist and is blocked. He’s knocked a bit further back. Michael appeared to be doing everything perfect until Megan, who knocks him into N-Jay and then attacking with her axe, sends them to the ground. Then I stop time in mid-air crashing into Megan causing devastating damage. I then charge and executing a series of teleport attacks then send Megan to the ground. Time hasn’t started yet so she’s still in mid-air. But N-Trent, also in stop time, comes charging at me. We cause a series of teleporting attacks to one another. In normal speed they see a series of energy clash as Megan flies to the ground. N-Trent screws up one teleportation attack and ends up getting knocked into a higher battle which is between Alison, Jay, and N-Michael. N-Trent and N-Michael catch Alison and Jay off-guard and invoke a series of slow-motion attacks and psychic attacks that would be able to keep them in air but in psychic range as well. Until eventually they both got Alison and not Jay. Jay then used this opportunity to strike them both with lightning as Alison falls to the ground. They fall as well. And then at the top ring of battle which consisted of Jesus and N-Jesus. They both struck lightning at each other continuously until Alison popped up and knocked them both into the side of a mountain. After they went through and fell through a section of the jungle. N-Jesus and Jesus then clashed until interrupted by Allison where she continued chopping them with her axe. After they were knocked back I showed up, stopped time and beat the crap out of Alison until I was knocked back by Megan where Jay continued my attack frenzy upon Alison. Jay used the super thunder uppercut to knocked up into the air where she flew out of the way. Jesus than throws N-Jesus out of the way by blasting massive lightning. When he flew out and landed he felt the time to use the Jewel of Malice had arrived. N-Jesus: “TEAM REGROUP!!” The N-Team immediately follows through to the order. They regroup to N-Jesus. N-Jesus: “I think it’s time we showed those heroes and ninjas real power! Let’s use the jewel now!” He uses it. It multiplies his power by two. But since Kelly was waiting for this moment, he could detect the power. He knew exactly where it was. Kelly: “HAHAHA!! TWO MORE JEWELS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN SOUTH AMERICA. TIME TO COLLECT WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE!!!” Kelly then flies towards the spot of battle. He flies in hopes of collecting two more jewels. Chapter 13: Duel on a Vanishing Continent (cont) The screen pans on Chuck Norris swimming onto the beach. As he reaches shore he lands on the beach. Chuck looks toward the heroes direction as the battle continues. N-Jesus uses the jewel to shoot lightning at Jesus and Jay, who from the last encounter, learn to dodge the lightning. But they couldn’t turn and fight. They ran and dodged very impressively until Alison comes up and attempts to slice Jesus where he flips over N-Jesus and loses him. Jesus makes a sword of lightning to block Alison’s axe. They continue attacking and blocking each other’s attacks while Jay is avoiding N-Jesus. They’re moving incredibly fast. N-Jesus, Alison, and Jesus do not notice they’re about to crash into a rock wall. Jay notices, stops, and N-Jesus runs into him causing them all to crash through it and fall over a Cliffside where Alison and Jay fall down. Jesus and N-Jesus fist fight on a rock hovering through the air they ripped from the rock wall. They then jump off the rock and shoot lightning at each other until they hit the cliff wall on the other side of the canyon. They both lose their Radar and their Radar Radar without noticing. The Radar lands at Michaels feet while the Radar Radar lands behind a bush. Chuck Norris picks it up. Michael: “Is this the Radar? They must have dropped it in battle.” Megan: “That’s the Radar? C’mon, give it to me!” The screen pans on Megan, Kirsten, and Caitlyn. They’re on the right. N-Michael: “Hate to break it to you, but that thing belongs to us. Consequences. Heh. The screen pans on N-Jay, N-Trent, and N-Michael to the left. Michael: “Why don’t you try and take it?!” The six jump at Michael. They all clash, and Michael jumps over using his superspeed. He runs from the area and Megan, N-Jay, N-Trent, and N-Michael clash. Kirsten and Caitlyn notice Michael and chase after him. They use a technique where they rotate their bodies around each other with axes and appear to be a rotating saw. Michael speeds himself up and kick-flips off of one of the rock field rocks and jumps over Kirsten and Caitlyn. N-Jay uses his earth power to knock away Megan quickly. As Michael runs back, N-Jay jumps at him and Michael pushes him away with his psychic powers. He then jumps on N-Michael, kicking him face first to the ground and uses his psychic power to ride him like a skateboard against the ground. N-Trent stops time, but so do I, saving Michael by knocking N-Trent out of the way. Kirsten and Caitlyn chop the rock in half and make a turn for me and Michael. Michael, using his superspeed, avoids them completely and they continue chasing me. Michael heads through the forest and straight up a mountain side. He’s so fast he’s not falling. He reaches the top of the mountain and Megan attempts to slice him as she jumps. Michael dodges at superspeed jumping onto another mountain. Megan rips one of the mountains in half missing Michael. Jeremy is worried. Jeremy: “If this goes any further, this place will be destroyed.” Jay runs across the open plains as Alison tries to slice him. Jay pulls out his Ivy Whip. They cross blades until Jay uses the thunder element to knock her away. Kirsten and Caitlyn are still charging at me axe rotating. I see Jay and know they’re going to miss me and kill him, so I stop time and thrust them several times with my sword until I start time again and knock them apart, Kirsten fires in an opposite direction and Jay goes over to fight her. Caitlyn lands in a direction where I can kick her out of the way. The camera zooms in on Jesus and N-Jesus having a Matrix like battle where they’re fast and blocking each others attacks until Alison, hit by Jay, lands on top of them. N-Jesus knocks Alison out of the way using a mild thunderbolt. Alison gets mad. Alison: “Team! Regroup!” The team appears immediately. They use smoke to disappear and reappear. Megan: “Something wrong?” Alison: “Yeah! These guys are handing it to us!!” She holds up the jewel. Alison: “It’s time to see if that crap Kelly went crazy over is true…” Allison pulls out an energy ninja star blaster. He launches at Michael on the mountains. The energy contracts and expands because of the jewel, so she launches it at Michael. The results are catastrophic. Michael is blown through the air as the mountains are destroyed completely. I teleport, catch him, and bring him to the ground. Alison: “Wow. These things are great. And now I know I’m not going to miss again!” Megan: “Cool.” Kirsten: “Wow. You aim so bad you almost hit us.” At the heroes on the other side of the area… Michael: “What the f**k was THAT?!?!” Jesus: “A jewel at work. Again.” At the N-Team a little away from the heroes… N-Jesus: “I believe a little competition is in order.” He uses the powers of the jewel to gain twice the power again and charges up a large lightning bolt. Trent: “Look out! They’re going to use the lightning again!!” Jesus: “Wait… I sense a mass collection of souls nearby… Ah! No… HE’S HERE?!” The screen pans out to Kelly floating above the countries water boundary. He suddenly flies to the area at lightning speed towards N-Jesus. N-Jesus: “SAY GOODBYE, HEROES!!” He almost releases the beam when Kelly flies at lightning speed right through him, stealing the jewel. He now has three. N-Jesus rips in half and falls on the ground. He explodes. The N-Team is shocked. Kelly moves and knocks Allison out of the way at lightning speed quickly. He gets the jewel. He now has four of the seven in existence giving him 16 times the power in his abilities. Alison is knocked next to the heroes and N-Team. Megan: “Are you okay?!?” Alison: “Do I look okay, you mindless idiot?!” Kelly lands on the ground and his lightning glow wears off. He lands in front of all three groups and before he can say anything, the N-Team attacks for revenge. N-Trent stops time. He attacks several times. When he starts time it has no effect. Kelly incinerates him with a flamethrower from his hand. N-Trent is a pile of ashes, N-Michael uses psychic to attack but Kelly attacks once and causes N-Michael to explode. N-Jay strikes with fire so Kelly uses his ice breathe to freeze the fire and N-Jay. Kelly crushes him with his bear hands. N-Jay is now a pile of frozen cubes. Kelly then stops to look at the heroes, completely ignoring the ninjas. Kelly: “Hmph. You guys have already did half of the work for me. However, I’m confident in my ability to locate the other three. Your services are no longer required. Obviously I need new programming methods so my bots do not turn on me…” He points to the N-Team he just destroyed single handedly. Kelly: “Trent, Jay, and Michael… Hmm… I think a more powerful update is in order…” The ninjas look at Kelly and talk amongst themselves. Megan: “Hey, uhh, what’s his power level…?” Alison: “Hold on… It’s over 9000!!!!” Megan: “9000? What?” Kelly turns around and looks at the ninjas. Kelly: “Just who are these idiots?” Alison is agitated, Megan doesn’t care, and Kirsten and Caitlyn think he’s stupid. Alison: “IDIOT? Why don’t you SHUTUP!! MEGAN, KILL HIM.” Megan: “Kay.” Megan thrusts forward and attacks Kelly samurai style. They pause. Megan’s axe falls apart and she screams. Kelly: “FOOLS! If you’re all so eager as to throw away your lives, so be it.” Kelly’s jewels float around him with the colors they are. Yellow, Purple, Green, and Blue. When he gets the powers, they float around his waist. The transformation makes a lightning energy to go around a few times. And then he looks at the ninjas. Kelly: “I’LL CRUSH YOU!!!” Alison pulls out her axe, as well as Kirsten and Caitlyn. Megan can’t. She jumps after Kelly as well as the other three. They jump in the air and float. Alison attempts to slice Kelly but Kelly dodges by flying so incredibly fast that as soon as Alison misses, Kelly is there to knock her down. Caitlyn attempts to slice and misses for the same reason and she’s knocked in Alison’s direction. Then Kirsten and makes impact with Caitlyn and Alison, and Kelly hits them all with his flame thrower. Megan attempts to hit Kelly but he dodges flying 16 times faster and begins to use his fists just as quickly to the point that Kelly is moving so fast he isn’t seen but Megan has been hit repeatability. Then after Megan’s lungs were shattered, she couldn’t breathe when she hit the ground. She crawled to us looking for help and she died a slow and painful choking death. Alison: “HE KILLED MEGAN! NO MERCY!” The group charges as Alison attempts to slice Kelly. Kelly catches the axe blade with his hand and loosens Alison’s grip on it by freezing her hand and ripping it off. Alison: “Ahh! MY HAND!!” Alison is knocked back. Kelly still has her axe. Alison is bleeding all over the place. Kirsten:” Okay! Time! Now! Caitlyn! Let’s end this fight!’ They go into their axe rotating position they were in before. They appear faster than a chainsaw blade. Kelly straightens his fist and they clash right into him. It has no effect whatsoever. The fist repels the axe grinding so great that sparks are coming from Kelly’s hand. Eventually Kelly knocks Kirsten out of the circle. Caitlyn falls in front of Kelly. Using Alison’s axe, he chops her in half. She lies on the ground twitching in pain. She coughs up blood and bleeds to death. The whole time she screams and moans until she dies. Kirsten sees her sister dead and attempts to slice Kelly out of anger and hate, but Kelly slices her head off and crushes the head in between his hand causing blood to rush out and bones to hang out. Alison sees them all dead and looks at Kelly. Alison: “You ASS***! How could you do such a thing?!” Kelly: “ASS***? I’m no ASS***. I’m a GOD!!!” Alison: “Whatever. We’ll see about that.” Alison pulls out the weapon she had before. Ninja Star Energy Blaster. She struggles because she has one hand. Alison: “Oh yeah! You’re in trouble now! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE THAT MESS WITH FREAKIN NINJAS?!?!” Kelly: “Do you ever shut-up?” Alison: “I’ll shut you up!” She then launches the weapon. Kelly doesn’t move. He doesn’t even flinch. The weapon seems as though it completely destroyed Kelly. The explosion could be seen for miles. When it stopped, Kelly stood there without a scratch. Kelly: “Done now? Good. It’s my turn.” Kelly grabs her hand and breaks all of her fingers. Then he rips off her hand. Allison is crying. She’s bleeding from her hand. Alison: “Stop…I-I can-an’t take much more of this…” Then she bleeds to the point she’s squirting blood out of her nose and mouth. She’s bawling. Kelly uses his flamethrower to burn her leg. Alison: “Stop it, s-s-stop… It hurts…” Kelly: “I’m tired of hearing that mouth run.” Kelly rips the whole bottom part of her jaw. She can’t talk now and she’s groaning from pain and her breathing is filled with fear. Kelly: “Now this is what pleases me…” Kelly tortures her by poking her throat. Until eventually she dies a horrible, painful, and slow death. Kelly: “There. That was pleasing.” The heroes look in amazement. They couldn’t believe how easy it was for Kelly to defeat the N-Team and the Ninja Team. Trent: “He destroyed them so easily!” Jesus: “This is going to be difficult.” Michael:”…” Jay: “Impossible!!!” Kelly: “Impressed? That was only 4 of the 7. Imagine my strength when I get them all!” Jesus: “Not on my watch.” |
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The team jumps forward to attack him. Michael attempts to use his psychic powers and knock Kelly down. Jesus hits him with a bolt of lightning which doesn’t do anything. Michael’s psychic powers failed so he attempted to attack him with his physical strength. Michael misses horridly as Kelly avoids him. He tries again. Kelly toys with him. When he teleports out to dodge, he teleport attacks Michael. Jay catches Michael using the element control of water. Kelly knocks Jay out of the way as I stop time and attempt to attack. Kelly is still fast because everything was enhanced 1600%. We clash as time ripples itself. Jay, Michael, and Jesus just see impact bubbles until we’re visible for half a second. Where I teleport behind him, but he teleports behind and slams me into the ground with all of his might. Jesus shoots another bolt of lighting as Kelly absorbs it and launches it back at Jesus. Jesus is knocked away. Jay attempts to launch a rock pile at Kelly, but Kelly freezes it and it falls to the ground. Kelly then uses his super speed to knock Jay back. They’re all running to the right towards a Cliffside. Kelly teleports to the background while they’re still moving. He launches light beams, flamethrower attacks and Ice Beams towards the heroes. They dodge, and almost get hit when I teleport to the background knocking Kelly out of the way. Michael then sees the cliff and attempts to stop. Right at the edge he halts.
Michael: “Whoa! That was close!” Michael stands there for a second relieved when Jesus bumps into him, and then Jay, knocking them down a spiky cliff. Jay rips a platform underneath them so they didn’t die like morons. The platform is made of rock is sliding down the cliff. Suddenly Michael lands on Jay’s shoulders and Jesus on Michaels. Kelly and I are in the background knocking against each other, using teleport attacks. Jesus, Michael, and Jay are trying to balance. After several teleport attacks, the cliff leads to a jungle. A ripple startles Michael, Jay, and Jesus as we land. Jesus thrusts forward, charges for a lightning attack, and Kelly uses his light beam in half a second. We’re knocked in the air, and the forest is destroyed. He then uses another light beam and knocks us into a hole. The heroes lost their will to fight. Kelly lands… and Jeremy is in his sights. Jeremy: “Kelly?! What are you doing here?!” Kelly: “Excellent. I get two jewels… and REVENGE.” Jeremy: “What are you going to do?!” Kelly: “Something very fitting.” Kelly flies off towards the sky. Kelly then charges a combination of flames, ice, and light energy. The energy combines into a ball. Kelly: “THE END HAS COME!” The energy ball gets larger and larger. It expands and the electric bolts jolt between the different energies. The heroes get up, drained. The sky grows black and the only light around comes from Kelly’s energy beam. Lightning strikes, feeding the beam, and it still continues to grow. It’s the size of Monroe County. Trent: “Ohh— WOAH!” Michael: “We’ve got to get out of here!” Trent: “I can’t teleport far enough to avoid the blast. If only I happened to have one of those jewels…!” Jay: “Great! So we sit and wait to die?! Kelly is such a douche!” Jesus: “Wait. I’ve got an idea.” Jesus charges up a lightning bolt and releases it. Kelly’s still charging up. The bolt hits Kelly throwing him off guard. One of the jewels falls, and Kelly notices. He’s not about to let him have it. Kelly: “YOU’LL NEVER LEAVE ALIVE!!!” Kelly flies to the top of the beam and proceeds to kick it out of the sky. It falls towards South America. Suddenly, I catch the jewel. Trent: “Finally.” I teleport the team away. There isn’t enough time to get Jeremy… and besides, I kind of forgot about him. The beam slowly reaches the continent. The heat incinerates Jeremy alive… and he burns to death as his skin is burned alive. First he loses his sight, and the third degree burns take away the remaining two seconds of pain left as even the bone is turned into dust. His tribe is destroyed as it touches the ground. The ground implodes and surrounding forests and trees are knocked away from the impact. Suddenly the energy drawn triggers something and explodes. The explosion expands and rips the continent into nothingness. Kelly thinks that we are dead. Kelly watches with joy from a safe distance. He watches silently. We arrive just in time to witness the explosion. Jesus: “Is everyone okay?” Jay: “Poor Jeremy…” Trent: “Knew I forgot something…” Michael: “Kelly cheated… where are we? The Radar says a jewel is about 36 miles away… The heroes check out their surroundings… A desert in the middle of nowhere… and a pyramid is something is far off in the distance… Jesus: “So… we’re in Africa.” The heroes are still freaking out over Kelly. Trent: “…What takes all of our strength is easy for him, he takes down all three teams very easily, and manages to destroy an entire continent… we’re screwed. Michael: “Man! What’s Kelly’s problem?! Blowing up South America was so lame!” Jay: “It’s like he has… no soul.” Jesus: “Can we go now? I sense a jewel nearby…” They begin walking to the object for a few days. When they approach, it is a pyramid. All of sudden it rises even higher like it knows we’re going in. Chapter 14: More than just Kelly to worry about? The camera zooms in on the shadow of a figure tinkering with machinery. He’s a little fat in the waist… and appears to be half metal on one side. He’s just completed something big. Two other figures holding Guitar Hero battle axes are standing nearby… shrouded in their darkness. The darkness fades into light… The metal was the only thing keeping the fat one alive. It was… Jason?! Yes, Jason had apparently been reconstructed to keep him artificially alive. He’s breathing through some kind of helmet… similar to Darth Vader. The other two figures are Josh and Matt. They’re holding battle-axes from Guitar Hero. Matthew Newport: “Dude! It’s a good thing I’m naturally good at these things… otherwise, you’d still be above Kelly’s desk.” Josh: “So, like, does it work?” Jason: “I feel so corny. But this metal is holding together quite nicely. There! The weapon is finished!” Matthew Newport: “Metal?” Josh: “Dude. We really, like, couldn’t find any metal… so we used “Legos” and spray painted them kind of grayish.” Jason: “…So. I’m made of LEGO?” It is very awkwardly silent as Jason’s arm fell off. Those fools should have used Mega Blocks! But, however, meanwhile in another lair… shadow veils over some mechanical creations being made. They’re messing with robotic versions of people. It was Alison and Caitlyn being repaired. The other two lost too much to be restored. The man in the shadows is revealed. It was Kelly’s escaped project MTJJ, an individual with the powers of Michael, Trent, Jay and Jesus. He was nicknamed the “Doppelganger.” You may ask to why Alison and Caitlyn were recovered. Doppelganger is a ninja who managed to receive their DNA in 2.25 seconds, leaving him a remaining 12 seconds to balance his checkbook, cure cancer, and solve a rubex cube. Doppelganger: “There we are. Great. Now to activate them.” He activates the four recovered people he’d been working on. It was Alison, Caitlyn, N-Trent, and N-Jay. The others were not saved. Alison: “I’m alive!” Caitlyn: “Me too!” N-Trent: “No. You guys are copies with memory of the originals.” N-Jay: “Ah, but we’re much more efficiently constructed.” Doppelganger: “You work for me now.” The camera zooms out on another lair. The lair is a combination of deathtraps and vehicles in construction. It was the Power Rangers lair. Lacy was yellow, Leslie is pink, John is black, Tommy is red, and Charlie is blue. Lacy: “Why am I yellow?! I’m not ASIAN!” Leslie: “Well, I know I’m not Asian…” John: “Hey, can you guys stop fighting?” Tommy: “Okay team, we’re about to go out in our new vehicles and test out our equipment.” John: “Tommy, shut up and get in your damned tank or whatever the hell it is. I don’t know how you guys convinced me to be a Power Ranger.” They go out of their lair with the vehicles and equipment. They have radar, tank, or any other kind of rip-off Japanese robot shit. I’m tripping just by typing about it. But anyway, meanwhile… the heroes are up against the pyramid/tomb giant stairs. Jesus is using the tracker. Jesus: “Well… it’s in here for sure.” Trent: “Wait a minute… where’s the Radar Radar?” Jay: “Remember? Jesus dropped it when he hit that wall. No one was there to pick it up, so it must have been destroyed with the continent.” Suddenly the screen pans over on Chuck Norris swimming in the middle of the ocean. He’s holding the Radar Radar while swimming in our direction. Chuck: “REVENGE WILL BE SERVED!!” Chapter 15: The Tomb and the Trials The party is entering the doors. They walk inside and see a mouth spitting out electronic words. Electronic Voice: “STOP. Do not enter. You’ll be sorry—“ Underneath him was flight of stairs that looked like it extended for miles. We ignored the voice as we walked down the stairs. Suddenly the stairs all fold into a slide. Jesus: “Oh GOD—“ We all slide down for what seems like an hour. When we reach the bottom, we see a room with pillars of jewels. On the largest one was the Jewel of Malice. Around it were stone statues of men in armor with axes. In the back was a Stone Scorpion King. Trent: “That’s it?! Why—“ Michael: “Isn’t this any harder? It really is, when we get the jewel, it’s going to be like “You touched it, now you must diiiiieee…” and Jesus is like “WTF? Who said that?” And so the Scorpion isn’t made of stone. It’s metal and it’s got a guy inside of it.” Scorpion: “You take the fun out of everything.” Jesus: “I have to agree. Now this Scorpion’s entrance isn’t very cool. All of a sudden, two figures moving incredibly fast flash. The screen flashes. All of a sudden, the Scorpion explodes and the man inside lands on the ground. The man is Troy Bartley. Troy: “Son of a bitch! Y’know, you guys suck. How the fuck am I supposed to conquer the world if you guys destroy machinery?!!” The two figures land. It was Kierstin and Kelci, apparently dressed up like some kind of treasure hunters. About this time Troy notices them. Troy: “I’m going to kill you guys.” Kelci: “That bastard just called us guys!” Kierstin: “Don’t worry, we’ll kick his ass!” Troy presses a button and suddenly he gains four tentacles on his back. He’s like Doc-Ock. He looks at the girls. Troy: “I’ll kill you guys!” Kelci and Kierstin still jump at Troy, but they’re both caught by his tentacles. He bashes them on the ground several times. Kierstin uses her AK-47 and shoots at Troy, piercing his side. He dropped Kierstin. Kierstin pulls out a broadsword and a dagger and slices off the off the arm holding Kelci. Troy presses a button and super machine guns replace the two arms. Jesus: “I feel very ignored.” Trent: “We could change that…” I hold the jewel in my hand… and I activate its power. Trent: “Whoa. Now I know what Kelly felt like.” I use my powers to stop time and teleport attack several times. Troy’s octopus arms are all destroyed. The gun falls apart. The only thing left is Troy himself. The girls feel from numb from the power. Jesus: “Okay, yeah, now that we have your attention… I need the jewel.” Kelci: “But we need it because we’re awesome treasure hunters, and we could use some power.” All of a sudden, Troy pulls out a gun and fires it at Kelci, who blocks it. Kelci, Kierstin, and Troy are now battling again. Trent: “Jesus Christ…” I use the jewels powers again to disarm them and make it to where they don’t fight again. They’re aching with pain. Troy: “Okay, okay, the reason I don’t have it is because I haven’t taken the trials in the room behind it. The trials will grant prestige to get the jewel. The jewel won’t be available until the trial is complete.” The heroes proceed into the trials. Troy, Kelci, and Kierstin, remain in the other room. At least… that’s what it appears to be happening. Troy: “I suggest… like, you girls go with them because I’m a sick bastard raping machine.” Kelci: “Yeah, I’m going with them now…” Kelci follows the heroes quickly because Troy really freaks her out. Troy: “Hey Kierstin…” Kierstin: “Touch me and I’ll kill you.” Troy backs off before something stupid happens. Meanwhile the heroes are traveling through the stairs that lead down. Kelci catches up, and joins us. We keep traveling down the pathway which is a stair case with no sides that extends a mile further into the ground. As they descend, it gets darker. The heroes reach the bottom and then they notice Kelci as she screams in the dark. Kelci: “Sorry! I hate the dark!!” Jesus: “Why are you following us? Shouldn’t you be, y’know, with your friend? Kelci: “Nah, I’m afraid Troy will have some uncontrollable urges.” Michael: “Is there something we can say that will have you consider going back?” Kelci: “NO! I’M FOLLOWING YOU GUYS NO MATTER WHAT!!” Trent: “Alright…” As soon as we reach the bottom, we see a huge blue door. The door has a mouth… how stupid. But its physical features limitation is nothing compared to its intellects limitation. Door: “TRIALS.” Jesus: “Okay… what trials?” Door: “TRIALS!” Suddenly the floor disappears from under them and they scream and fall down another slide which leads them to the center of the earth in a protected environment. They would have burnt alive if it wasn’t for the environment. As soon as they land in there, there are three doors. One is blue, one is green, and the last is red. The voice from the door could be heard… somehow. Voice: “The colors mark past, present, and future. Two members will enter each door. Hmm… Jesus and Kelci will enter the Blue door for past… Michael and Trent enter the green door to present… and the Red door for future… I guess only you… Jay...” As soon as they walk through the door, they all experience a vision. Kelci and Jesus see different visions… Kelci sees the bandroom on fire, the TV smashed, and Jason dead… the only survivor… or so she thinks she is. She runs out to see the teachers and principals all gone. The only comfort is that one room remained unharmed during the explosion. It was the Library. She fled there. No one was there, except… Kelly reading a book. Kelly: And when all seven are aquired… You shall get unlimited power. You will have 128 times the strength that you had… and will be unstoppable.” Kelci: “Kelly, the school is on fire!” Kelly: “And when I get all seven… I shall achieve ultimate power… ultimate… power…” Kelci: “What is wrong with you??!” Kelly turns his head slowly, appearing he were possessed. Kelly: “There is nothing wrong with me. There is only what can be done to make me stronger… There is only… my WORD.” Kelci is freaked out as Kelly walks out of a room without doing anything. Jesus has a vision of his sermon to the disciples 2000 years ago… Jesus: “I bet that you guys don’t believe that after three days, I’ll rise just as awesome.” Peter: “What? Where did that come from?” Jesus: “It’s what I’m supposed to say. By the way, where’s Judas?” Matthew: “Said something like “I’m being possessed— MUST BETRAY JESUS.” Jesus: “Aww, damnit, let’s go find him.” Jesus walks after Judas who has been possessed by Satan. Then Judas comes up to Jesus. Judas: “HEY, URR, JESUS.’ Jesus: “Satan, leave Judas alone… God.” Judas: “HEY, OTHER GUYS, JESUS IS HERE.” All of a sudden, Jesus is taken by some guys that think he should be dead. He’s brought in front is Pilate. Pilate: God, another guy that thinks he’s got powers? Kill him.” They beat Jesus and put him on the cross, where he turns in pain and agony. He dies, then three days later, after they put his body in the sepulcher, Jesus comes back. Jesus: “They wrapped my body in linen cloth?!!” Jesus struggles to get out while jumping up and down. Eventually he rips it out, exhausted, and knocks the rock out from the cave and escapes. The apostles were there. Jesus: “TOLD YOU SO. Anyway, write a book, preach to the people about the awesome scale and hope it doesn’t happen 2000 years later.” Then Michael and I enter the green present door. We see a vision of groups heading towards us. We see Jason’s group running towards Egypt, then from another angle. Doppelganger’s group is flying towards us, and then large vehicles from another side. The vehicles scaled across the ground (John’s in a tank, Charlie is in a ten wheel drive, Leslie’s in a jet, Tommy’s in… a head, and Lacy is in a hairy leg robot) and the Doppelganger patrolled the skies. Then the camera pans on Kierstin running from Troy is still very messed up. As for Jay, who entered the Red Future door, he walks through and sees Australia in flames… it’s a burning landscape. Jay’s there but he isn’t really there. Jay sees Kelly with all seven jewels— his glow is frightening. Jay from the tomb can’t talk, but the figures he sees can. He sees Jay, Trent, Michael, and Kelly. The only one that isn’t there is Jesus. Kelly: “AND NOW! FINALLY!! THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE!! You shall die here!!” Jay: “You will pay for Jesus’ death! Wait! This is it! The vision is happening! NO!” Kelly uses his light beam to incinerate him alive. His skeletal corpse hits the ground. Kelly: “FOOL.” Michael: “He killed him! He killed Jay! That’s completely gay!!!” Michael attempts to lift Kelly, but he is flying around so quickly and launches what looks like Jesus’ lightning, except it’s completely giant and deadly. So Michael is vaporized and is dead. Only I remain. Quickly I stop time, but Kelly beats the crap out of me over 7000 times in a single second. All of a sudden, I fly to the ground. I can’t fight, but even if I could, I couldn’t stop him. Jesus is dead. Michael is dead, and Jay is dead. Kelly charges up a beam and releases it. I’m dead. The vision for Jay stops there. Jay is spooked. After the visions for everyone is over, they all appear in the next room. They look back and see the previous… three steps away. Kelci: “That was stupid… the only thing possibly interesting about that was it was scary.” Jesus: “We need to be cautious. They’re warnings for things to come.” Michael: “Well, let’s see… the warning of the present showed me three groups coming to this pyramid.” Trent: “Vehicles, machines, some retarded lego thing—“ Jay: “I saw you guys die. I saw myself die. Well Jesus didn’t die.” Jesus: “That’s a relief.” Jay: “You were already dead.” Jesus: “Great.” Jay: “If you think about it— this trip is for nothing. Kelly is going to kill us.” Voice: “Not necessarily. The future is a shifting thing, and every action you make affects the future. Your decisions will decide if you live or die. For every second you’ve been alive, you could have chosen to die.” All of a sudden the pyramid rumbles and the Jewel of Malice is released upstairs. You could hear screaming. Then hear something hit the wall. Then hear punching. Voice: “The final test! The jewel is yours, but I don’t have to open the way for you. The only way you’re going to get out is if you feed one of your party to me. This is where many have failed.” The party hesitates for a minute… and then looks at Kelci. Kelci: “Oh hell no—“ They carry her off and she screams as they hand her to the door. She gets eaten… and then, the door opens. Door: “Yes! Smart adventurers! Always— ALWAYS— travel with someone annoying so that its funny when they die.” The heroes run upstairs as quickly as possible, and reach the first floor. In the room Troy was in, he’s not there. Kierstin is dead on the ground. The heroes inspect Kierstin for a possible cause of death… she wasn’t raped to death… Trent: “Not again!” Jesus: “Hmm… It looks like as soon as we lose the Jewel of Malice, Troy uses it. He takes it and attempts to center all of his powers into a single raping thrust. He misses, gets his penis stuck in the wall … Kierstin started beating him until he got unstuck from the wall.” Michael: “Then Kierstin let out a scream… we heard it. Troy through her against a wall…raped her… halfway through the rape, Kierstin took a gun and shot herself. Women feel horrible after rape… but because it was Troy using a jewel, it must have been 69 times worse.” Jay: “So we came here for nothing. The jewel could be anywhere.” After we went outside, we vowed to never let Troy near another girl again. He was a sick bastard raping machine of death. Now we’re walking down the staircase from the pyramid. Jesus: “Wait… I see people…” Chapter 16: Battle of the Heroes Jay: “Who are they?” Suddenly a cannon fires upon the pyramid. It’s the Black Ranger firing from his tank. It blows a hole through the pyramid. Suddenly a flying machine flies over the pyramid. It was the Pink Ranger. Trent: “What? Obviously this is the vision we saw… we’ll just take them out.” Then from the distance we see the Rockstar wannabes approaching us by running. Then we see Charlie’s ten wheel drive. And then a hairy yellow leg hops up. And a flying head shows up. How lame, a flying head? Sounds like Tommy. Anyway, they all come in and then the Doppelgangers team shows up. They all laid in sections near their teams. Jason: “Cough up the temple jewel.” Jesus: “You’re a little late. There is no jewel now. Troy took it away after he… killed… Kierstin.” Doppelganger: “I have it on good authority that you happen to have one.” Jesus: “Oh? And what authority is that?” Doppelganger: “The glow emitting from Michael. He has one.” Josh: “Then, uhh, we’ll like, take it.” Tommy: “Over my dead body!” John: “Tommy, shut up.” Lacy: “Jesus my robot sucks.” N-Jay: “This should be easy. No alternative to victory here. We can’t lose.” N-Trent: “Agreed. Their failure to predict our moves separates them from us.” Alison: “Can we just fight already?” Michael: “Don’t expect to beat a jewel.” I began flying in the air as N-Jay and N-Trent follow me into the skies. Lacy, John, and Charlie begin blasting, stomping, and running over Jesus, Michael, and Alison. Jay, Jason, Matt, and Josh get into a ground fight. In the air… N-Trent and stopped time. N-Trent blocked some moves as I threw my fist. Eventually I was knocked out of the sky and into Jay’s battle against the Rockstar’s N-Trent and N-Jay were still in the air when Leslie flies up in her jet and follows them blasting. They’re dodging as more bullets come out. Eventually the Doppelganger flies at superspeed and uses his psychic powers to bash Leslie into her controls and the element control of metal to rip the jet apart. Leslie then jumps out with her power ranger sword and attack N-Jay in mid-air. She’s slashing him as they fall to the ground. Josh charges his battle axe at Jay, misses, and cuts Jason’s lego half off. Jason: “God damnit Josh!!!” Josh: “Ooops…” Jason can’t move. Jay uses his element control of water and transports the water in his to one location. His head. He holds it there as the lungs collapse and Josh is drowning. Then Jay separates the water all at the same time causing Josh’s head to explode. Blood flies everywhere, and since Jason is on the ground, the blood collects around him, causing him to drown in an inch of blood. Suddenly Matt thrusts forward to slice Jay. Just before Jay is killed, Michael uses his psychic power to stop the axe and reverse it’s direction, causing Matt to launch the axe into his head. He falls over bleeding to death. Suddenly N-Jay and Leslie land on Michael. Leslie does the slow motion attack the rangers do. Suddenly N-Jay explodes as fake as the monsters do on the show. Caitlyn then shows up with an axe and slices at Leslie. She blocks it with her sword. They continue this process until Caitlyn jumps over Leslie, and then Michael uses the phychic power to slam them into each other. John suddenly launches several tank shots. Michael uses his superspeed to dodge— and then crush the tank. Suddenly John ejects and pulls out his sword and slices at N-Trent, who dodges by teleporting behind him and then attacking him, knocking him out of the way. Suddenly Tommy launches a giant beam at N-Trent from his head robot. N-Trent teleports and rips the bot in half. Tommy suddenly jumps out and Jesus shoots lightning at him. He’s knocked back and then Lacy stomps Jesus with the robot leg that she was inside. Suddenly I stop time and use the lightning sword to strike the bot. It explodes and Lacy flies out about to slice me when Alison and Caitlyn attack in mid-air to completely chop Lacy in half. She falls on the ground and dies. Blood flows everywhere. All of a sudden the pyramid is lifted, and the figure lifting the pyramid was none other than Chuck Norris. We stop fighting long enough to look. Chuck: “HEY GUYS, HOW DOES GETTING AN EARLY TOMB SOUND?!!” Jesus: “Chuck Norris?!” Trent: “That was such a corny line…” Doppelganger watches from the sky. He’s skeptical on what to think as he crosses his arms and shuts his eyes. Doppelganger: “Hmph.” Then the remaining Power Rangers look. They see Chuck Norris. John: “What the hell? Chuck Norris? Why are you here? God damn… this is all Tommy’s fault…” Tommy: “Hey!” Jay: “Great. Chuck Norris is back.” Trent: “We’ve fought him before, are you saying we can’t fight him again?” Michael: “We can.” Michael holds up the jewel and uses its power. A purple aura surrounds us. Michael: “Alright, let’s do this!” Alison: “They’re attacking again! Be ready!” N-Trent throws Caitlyn and she begins to do her rotating in the air attack, as she goes into the wheel, she charges at Michael. Jay rips the axe out from Caitlyn’s grip. She hits the ground and ends up getting the pyramid thrown at her. The pyramid flies and almost kills her, except for the fact that that Doppelganger catches it and throws it at Jay. Michael then lifts the pyramid back at Chuck Norris. The rest of the teams fly into action. Chuck Norris kicks the pyramid and it ends up getting ripped in half. Leslie has to flip over the pyramid flying at her chopped in half. When she does, she kick flips off it while John knocks Jay into the ground. Charlie pulls out his Power Ranger sword and calls the team. They touch swords and they grown distinctive to their color. They glow their color. They slice me up and I fall to the ground. Jesus heals me and notices Doppelganger in the sky. He then shoots lightning at him. The Doppelganger absorbs it’s power like it was nothing. He then pulls out of metal marbles and two swords. He rushes down to the ground as the Power Rangers begin battle with Chuck Norris. Then Doppelganger bursts into the ground scaring them all. He engages combat with the heroes. John jumps and slices Chuck Norris’ chest. Then Chuck grabs him by the throat, throws him into the air, and when he comes down, round house kicks him. He flies back into Leslie. Tommy and Charlie charge at Chuck in different directions. They both attempt to slice at him as he ducks. They end up slicing each other’s sides. It pierces them as they squirm in pain. After Chuck dodges, he thrusts his fist into Tommy’s chest. He then grabs the sword stuck in Tommy’s side and begins to spin it, with Tommy still attached. He spins and spins until Tommy comes loose and flies away into the pyramid remains. Then Chuck takes the sword and chops off Charlie’s leg. He falls on the ground and begins bleeding. Meanwhile the heroes are battling the Doppelganger. N-Trent stops time and knocks Jay back. After the impact from that, Jay flies into the path of Alison who knocks him into the air. Michael uses enhanced psychic ability to launch N-Trent into the air where Jay blasts him back down. N-Trent falls to the ground. I stand underneath him and pull out my sword and hold it up. He falls right into my sword and the blade pierces his central processing unit. N-Trent explodes never to return again. Alison charges towards Michael, and Michael, with his enhanced ability, lifts Alison and crushes her completely into a marble. She no longer works properly. Doppelganger: “PATHETIC CREATIONS! WHY AREN’T YOU FIGHTING TO YOUR MAXIMUM CAPABILITY?!” Caitlyn: “Uhh, we can’t win this battle…” Doppelganger: “Keep fighting!” All of a sudden John flies through the air from being by Chuck and smashes right into Caitlyn. Caitlyn gets up and stabs the axe into John’s back. John yells from pain, turns around angry and thrusts his sword into Caitlyn. Her eyes get wider as she falls to the ground in fear knowing that in a few seconds the internal battery would fail. She eventually feels cold and dies because she needs heat to function. Doppelganger feels no sympathy for those that fail. All of a sudden, the robot explodes and Caitlyn is lost. Doppelganger: “All failures. Hmph. Okay, heroes, try something a bit more worthy for your challenge.” The marbles he control are extremely fast. He launches them all at me. I stop time to avoid them, but he stops time as well. I pull out my pistols and start shooting. Suddenly he stops the bullets from reaching him in midair. When he lowers his hand, they all fall. Clings can be heard as they hit the ground. He uses his psychic power to knock me away out of stop time. The marbles enter several points in my leg, causing me to be rendered unfit for combat. Suddenly I’m knocked out by Doppelgangers super strength. Michael throws Doppelganger out of the way while Jay repeatedly uses marbles to thrusts inside of Doppelganger. Meanwhile, Chuck Norris is still fighting the Power Rangers. Tommy, who has recovered from from being knocked into some ruins, has recovered and begins to thrust Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris kicks the blade back out of his hand and gives Tommy a kick to the crouch that would shatter bones. He falls on the ground, twisting in pain, and Chuck Norris smashes his head into the ground. It bursts like a watermelon, as his blood runs all over the place. It squirts the remaining blood from Tommy’s head. Leslie attempts to slice up Chuck Norris, but he throws her through the air. Meanwhile Jay threw Doppelganger to the ground. Suddenly Leslie smashes into Jay. Jesus is attempting to heal me. Michael throws Leslie and Doppelganger. Doppelganger begins to fly, but when Leslie falls, Michael catches her and rips out her skeletal system. The skin piles up on the ground and Michael crushes the skull in between his hands. John throws Chuck Norris in Jay’s direction. Michael erases Chuck Norris’ mind and he falls on the ground unconscious, and Jay takes the time to crush the Radar Radar. Michael then pulls the Doppelganger back down, but he stops time and teleport attacks Michael, who then rips up a platform to land safely. Then, all of a sudden, John comes up and stabs Jay from behind. He then falls on the ground unconscious, Michael then lifts John and separates all of his atoms, causing him to completely explode. Blood flies everywhere and he has no remains. Just guts and blood. Michael then attempts to crush the Doppelganger. He uses teleport and super speed to dodge and knock Michael into the air. Michael completely rips off one of the Doppelganger’s power arms. Michael then uses his psychic power to fly and land safely on the ground. The Doppelganger flies off knowing he can’t defeat him right away. Doppelganger: “Hmm… Curse your jewel! It has cheated me out of victory for the last time!” Michael turns, not feeling much victory because Jay and I were unconscious. We’re wounded, and need some medical attention. Jesus is constantly healing us. It may take some time to recover completely. We also need more rest to recover from our wounds… because we never really recovered from the pain of Kelly’s previous beatings. Jesus: “They’ll be okay… if they remain in a safe place for a few days… They’re wounded considerably.” Michael: “Doppelganger… you bastard…” Jesus: “Let’s get them to a safe location… We’ll take them to my parents house.” Chapter 17: Kelly Gets 4 Jewels The camera zooms in on Kelly working on new machinery. He places his three Jewels of Malice in the machinery. Bradley’s plugged up on the other side of the machine. Bradley: “Please… Let me go…” Kelly ignores him as he begins to turn on the machine. The machine whirs. It begins spinning, and energy is drained from Bradley. Suddenly the jewels glow and the screen above the device activates. It shows an image of the locations of the jewels. It showed an image of all the destruction on South America. Kelly: “Finally. The one in this country has exposed itself. Now, perhaps, I shall obtain them all very swiftly…” Bradley: “Let me go! AH! The pain…” Kelly: “Shut up.” Kelly begins to exit. He flips a switch and then Bradley begins have more power drained as Kelly flies off toward the volcano in Australia, The volcano had no unordinary features. It was just an active volcano that was likely to erupt at any time. It also happened to be a sanctuary of those middle school kids who didn’t die. Hmm… Dillion, Sherian, Jeffery, Dustin… Except Dillion had a French mustache and a trench coat made of gold. This was how he wanted to be referenced, so don’t ask. Except I didn’t give that Chronicles of Narnia reference that he wanted. But whatever. Dillion: “I’ve come to help save the day.” Jeffery: “What?” Dillion: “Can’t you see that I’m a French hero?!” Dustin: “Dude, that’s stupid…” Dillion: “But with this jewel I can finally show my Chronicles of Narnia entrance!” Sherian: “Your plot is actually pretty flawed. You see, first… you’re not even French… second—“ Kelly bores himself listening to them and decides action is necessary. He jumps in front of Dillion. The jewels powers activates and glow around him. The impact on the ground knocks down the middle school kids. They look in horror as Jeffery is ripped molecule by molecule. Dustin’s attacks, but catches his arm and rips it completely off. Then Kelly shoves Dustin’s hand into Dustin’s mouth and Dustin chokes to death. Kelly knocks out Sherian cold. Then Dillion looks at Kelly as he begins to talk. Kelly: “Any last wishes…?” Dillion: “I want to do my FREAKIN CHRONCILES OF NARNIA ENTRANCE!” Kelly: “Um… No.” Dillion: “You asked me for a wish…” Kelly: “Yeah, we evil figures use these lines to make you one liners talk a few times. Well. You talked enough.” Kelly then rips out Dillion’s heart. The shock is too much for Dilllion. The blood then gushes like water from a hose. He dies. Painfully. Dillion: “My only regret is not getting my Chronicles of Narnia entrance…!” Kelly takes the jewel off of the body. His powers are once again 1600%. He realizes that now, nothing could stand in his way— even with the other three jewels he doesn’t have. He flies off to the lab in hopes of powering his Bradley tracking device to see the exact location of the other jewels. When he gets there, something slows down his progress— Bradley has been drained to the point of death. So Kelly transfers Bradley’s mind into the body of an unfortunate hamster. Bradley’s then forced to run a wheel. He’ll never stop because there is a grinder running if he slow down too much. So the tracker shows the location of the heroes. Kelly is furious because he thought he killed the heroes. He rips Bradley apart in anger and flies through the roof of the lab to find the heroes… and begin another battle to decide the fate of the universe. He knew someone had to die. |
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Chapter 18: Jesus’ Parents
We travel Egypt in search of Troy to see if he was around… but we find nothing. Not even mere hint of existence. Doppelganger’s destination was of no accordance either. With a jewel in hand, we walk to Jerusalem, in search of Jesus’ parents house, with Jesus and Michael carrying Jay and I on their backs. Jesus and Michael find the house after two weeks… in front of the house, Jesus halts them. Jesus: “If my parents ask, I was… uhh… Preaching God’s word.” Michael: “Right.” They walk in and the mom is reading the letter from Jesus. When she stops, she looks up and sees Jesus. Her name is Mary. Mary: “Son, I thought you said that you weren’t coming until the apocalypse! Welcome home! Wait! I have cookies!” The dad hears the conversation from another room. His name is Joseph. Joseph: “What? That miserable failure of a son is here? He better have a football scholarship!!!” Mary: “Oh, Joseph, shut up…” Jesus: “Yeah, while… I was uhh, preaching, I found these two guys on… a road… and they need health care for a day or two.” Joseph: “Hmph. I guess I have to.” Mary: “Thank you, dear.” Michael: “Hi, I’m Michael.” Joseph: “Great. This one sounds like he wants us to donate something.” Michael: “…No.” Mary: “Oh Joseph, shut up.” Jesus: “I’m going to put down Trent and Jay in the sick bed.” Jesus goes into the next room and lays Jay in one bed, and then Michael lays me in another bed. They go back to the main room. Jesus talks with his parents in the other room. They pull out bread from a 2000 year old oven. They set it on the table and pull up a chair. Mary: “You and your friend sit down.” Joseph: “Yeah, share your failures as a preacher.” Mary: “Joseph, shut up.” Jesus and Michael sit down at the table and eat some bread, and drink some grape juice. It’s silent, and awkward for several minutes until Jesus’ mom begins talking. Mary: “So… uhh, Jesus, how’s the preaching going?” Jesus: “It’s, uhh, going great…” Joseph: “Preaching is for losers.” Jesus: “Well, y’know, there’s plenty of preachers out there.” Joseph: “Lotta losers.” Jesus: “…” Mary: “Joseph, shut up.” It’s quiet for another several minutes. Michael drinks the grape juice, but doesn’t touch the bread. Michael: “I’m going to check on the others.” Joseph: “Go.” The chair scrapes as he pushes it back. Michael goes into the room with the two beds. He examines them. Jay’s still knocked out lying unconscious. However, I’m groaning… and am awake temporarily as I slip in and out of consciousness. Trent: “Ohh…” The pain is great… but I finally realize Michael standing over me. Trent: “Michael? What happened? Oh man…” Michael: “Well you were knocked out during the fight.” Trent: “What? H-How lame…” Michael: “It’s okay man. How are your powers?” Trent: “You already… know the answer.” Michael: “Well, I was hoping I was wrong. It’ll be 18 hours before they’re back. Don’t worry. That’s not very long.” Relieved, I pass out. Michael knew I wasn’t ready to die just yet, because I still had a reason to live. To defeat Kelly— and wait for the release of Super Smash Bros. 4—sex—and most importantly… SUPER MARIO Z 7. Yes, I am lame. Michael walks into the other room and sits on the couch. The TV is actually quite limited. All how got were crappy parodies and Spanish sitcoms. Like, for instance… the channel was showing Curious George and the New Revenge of the Samurai Warriors Teen Colon for Theatres 6. It was a horrid parody of everything in existence. Almost as bad as that X-box game Kabuki Warriors but wasn’t as near as horrid as the ET game. There Michael crushed the TV with frustration. Jesus and Mary freak out, but Joseph laughs. He seemed to enjoy it. Joseph: “Haha, I say you’d be great at football. Come with me.” Michael: “Uhh…” Joseph drags him outside to play some football. Michael doesn’t really want to, but he doesn’t want to shove Joseph into rage. Jesus looks as Michael is driven outside. His mom walks in and sits next to Jesus. Jesus: “I guess the healing should kick in now. The guys will be okay.” Mary: “I thought you didn’t know them.” Jesus: “I don’t.” His mom was already kind of suspicious, and then this kind of confirmed that Jesus screwed up. Jesus stares out the window as Michael is being taught to be an “everyman” type of player that can master every position on the field. After a few hours, Michael is one of the greatest football players alive. Joseph is happy that he trained Michael so quickly. As Joseph finishes training, he slams the door open. He comes and sits. Joseph: “Now, introducing the greatest man alive, better than preachers, better than my son, better than God’s son, cough, cough, Michael the football player.” Michael walks into the door with a football uniform in slow-motion with intense music played by Eddie Van Halen (“Eruption”) while he’s walking. Then you hear a record screech as he falls onto the ground. Joseph: “GET UP, BOY!” Michael: “oh my bad” Joseph: “AND USE PROPER SENTENCE GRAMMAR!” Michael: “Yes sir!” Michael gets up, and then uses an impressive football trick that causes Joseph to be happy for the first time in forever. Jesus: “That’s impressive. Now how is that going to help us defeat Kelly?!” Mary: “I knew it! You’re not preaching!” Suddenly a huge blast rips through the room removing the entire wall that the door was resting on. Suddenly they all duck… Jesus, Michael, Mary, and Joseph. The debris flies at them and Michael stops the debris from crushing Jesus and his parents. Suddenly a shadow is seen in the smoke. The image clears, and Kelly is floating with his arms crossed, facing the ground with his eyes shut. As he raises his head and opens his eyes, he begins to talk. Kelly: “You called?” Chapter 19: Sacrifice Hurts Jesus: “Kelly!” Michael: “Wait. How’d he find us?” Joseph: “Now, I bet you’d be great at football. Come—“ Suddenly Kelly is annoyed and launches his 1600% cannon at Joseph and he’s been completely incinerated. His ashes blow away in the wind… and Jesus and Mary break down. No, they’re not dancing, Troy. Jesus: “Dad?!” Mary: “…Ohh… Joseph, why didn’t I tell you to shut up?!” Michael: “Coach?!” Kelly feels the power of the soul of Joseph course through him. He then absorbs the jewels powers so that he has 1600% the power. The jewels float around his waist. Jesus: “He has four again?!” Kelly: “I’m here for the fifth one.” Kelly launches the beam at Mary, and Michael stop the beam. It’s so large that Michael can’t throw it back. As Michael struggles to hold the beam, Kelly just walks by and takes the jewel from Michael’s belt. He walks outside and absorbs the jewels power for 3200% the power/ The glow grows even lighter. He jumps in the air and flies into sky. Kelly: “Come ON. IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE ALIVE, I SUGGEST YOU “HEROES” DO SOMETHING ABOUT ME.” Jesus, angry about the loss of his father, rushes outside with Michael to combat Kelly. Kelly lunges at the ground at super speed, causing a quake as he hits the ground. Jesus is knocked down, but Michael jumps as the quake happens and power kicks Kelly. The part of the impact proved ineffective, as Kelly catches his foot with one hand and thrust his fist into his chest. He is knocked into the side of the house, and as he hits the side, he bounces off onto the ground, and Kelly flies at super speed as if he is teleporting. He stomps Michael into the ground. Then Jesus strikes a lightning bolt upon Kelly as Michael through a few feet of ground. The bolt explodes upon impact and does nothing. Kelly ignores Michael, and flies at Jesus. As he flies, Jesus attacks and hopes to bring him down. Kelly flips over Jesus, Jesus attacks and Kelly dodges by jumping and lands on Jesus’ head balancing with his hands. Kelly begins to rotate, causing him to break several important parts of Jesus’ head over and over. Michael uses psychic powers to knock Kelly away in the air. Kelly begins to shut his eyes, and begin flipping up further from where Michael threw him. He continues to get further into the air. He keeps going and going. Jesus struggles to turn his head as he walks to Michael. Michael is frustrated. Michael: “Man, what’s up with this? Kelly was already too powerful for us to handle.” Jesus: “Michael, get my mom, Trent, and Jay out of the house. Get Trent to teleport. It’s the only way to leave alive.” Michael: “I’ll do that. Come after I get them away.” Michael rushes in the house. Kelly then stops flipping and then thrusts his fist to the ground and starts to fall at lightning speed. Flames emit from his fist as he falls. Michael begins to rush faster. Michael: “Get out of here, Mary!!” Mary: “B-But… Joseph…!” Michael lifts Mary and carries Trent and Jay with his mind. They rush outside and see Kelly falling. Michael scrambles to move them. Kelly hits the ground and a fissure raises the ground and moves along in an energy circle. It crushes any structure within a hundred miles. Jesus jumps, and Michael lifts all of the others as he jumps. Kelly charges at the other heroes. Jesus throws up an electric field. Kelly tries breaking through it. The shield was weakened considerably. Jesus: “Go! Hurry up and get out of here! I’ll try to hold him back!” Michael: “No! C’mon, Trent, wake up…!” I wake up because Michael is hitting my face trying to wake me. I wake up moaning. Trent: “Ohh… what… Kelly… Ooh…!” Michael: “C’mon, Trent, teleport…” Trent: “I can’t… You told me I couldn’t…” Kelly burst through a shield of electricity. Jesus, who’s been drained, throws up two more. Jesus: “Hurry! That’s all I can do!” Jay’s still knocked out, Mary’s has been crying the whole time, and I’m struggling to teleport the group out of the area. Kelly bashes the second shield. It’s almost destroyed. Kelly: “Is this it?!” Michael: “C’mon, Trent, hurry…” Trent: “I’m trying…” I snap my fingers and nothing happens. Time stops for seconds. I’m very discouraged with myself. Michael and Jesus are worried. Michael: “Okay, man, forget what I said— focus on what I am saying. 18 hours isn’t going to cut it right now— please, prove me wrong, cancel out my prediction— know that your will to want them back will determine if you can use your powers.” I keep attempting to use teleportation but it’s no good. I had very little energy. If I had pulled it off, I would have died. I was completely wore down. Kelly attacks the barrier again. There is one barrier left. Jesus: “I can’t throw up another field. I’m still drained from our last battle.” Trent: “I’m trying to teleport.” Suddenly Kelly rips through the shield and knocks Jesus next to me. He’s seriously injured. He extends his hands, shaking, and releases a healing spell uses his last strength. I have energy needed. I begin to cast the spell, then Kelly flies at super speed and knocks Jesus away. While Jesus flies back, Kelly teleports to the spot he is going be at He extends his hand and Jesus’ soul goes to Kelly. Kelly then charges up a blast from him and releases it into the sky. It was Jesus’ lightning bolt at 3200% the power. The beam completely incinerates the body and can be seen in space. The beam flies into the side of the moon. It rips a hole directly through the core of the moon. It’s visible from any country facing the moon. The moon drips out of orbit and begins a collision course with earth. The sky leads to violent noises as the moon falls toward the earth. Kelly flies towards his lab in Australia. The teleportation finally kicks in. I teleport the team to Europe because the moon was going to destroy Japan and several other countries. We feel empty with all this loss at the same time. Especially one as large as one of our comrades. When we reached the United Kingdom, we let out the anger and sadness of Kelly’s evil and our failure. Chapter 20: Europe We land in the United Kingdom. I pass out after that, because the teleportation had drained me. Kelly had showed up at the wrong time. Michael scrambles to find a safe location, because the moon was about to collide into Earth. Michael sees a… castle, a well, a house and a field. Michael runs to the castle because he thinks it is the wisest choice. After he enters, you could hear footsteps, like the kind you hear at haunted place for no reason. The shoot behind the throne was made to hide the king from invaders. Michael throws Jay and I into the cellar and slams the door shut. People still alive around the world see the moon falling out of the sky. The flames glare off as the moon begins flying right through the atmosphere. The people scream. Only those with a basement hide inside of it. The others scream or watch in awe as the moon touches the ground. The impact knocks several waves into the air. The world, for the first time in forever, is completely silent. The impact knocks one small wave into the air, and then a huge tidal wave to surrounding countries. Then a fissure of energy is released into the ground causing quakes to happen all over the world, while pieces of the impact fly all over the world, killing those that manage to survive the other chaos. Dust and dark clouds blot out the atmosphere. The sun is blocked. The plants and most materials on earth will burst into flames. A large percentage of Asia is destroyed by the moon. The moon sticks to earth, altering the magnetic field. The noise thunders until all that we hear is the sound of death. And that is a silent thing. We get out of the throne, and see bodies burning in the castle. Some of which are skeletons. The world was on a path to annihilation. The fumes knocked out Michael and Mary, and everything that happened was a blur. A shadowed figure hovering over Michael becomes even less clear as Michael’s vision soon fades. Everything seemed down for the heroes until… well, yeah, nothing good ever happened. THE END That would’ve made you mad, wouldn’t it? Heh. Michael wakes up chained to the castle dungeon. It’s been weeks now, considering the situation outside was slightly more under control. Jay is up, and I am as well. Apparently, Europe sucks. It’d be nice to know who chained us up. Trent: “Thank God you’re alive, man.” Jay: “Trent, is something wrong, because you appear sad.” Michael: “Jesus is gone man…” Jay: “What?! No way! That sucks!! I’ll kill Troy for this!” Trent: “You’ve been knocked out for a awhile. Kelly killed him.” Jay: “First Jeremy, now Jesus?! What the fuck is his problem?!! It’s just Guitar Hero!” Michael: “All I know is that it’ll be hell if I find him… and the one who took Mary!!” Trent: “We could look around…” I teleport out of the chains. Michael rips them off with his mind, and Jay controls them and crushes it. Michael: “Alright, stand back…” Michael places his fingers on his head to wonder with his mind. Outside the dungeon was a battalion of guards in the main hall… a servant was passing by the door. Michael could have easily ripped the door apart but it’d attract attention. So Michael controls the servant. He drops the food he was carrying and uses his key to open the dungeon. He then rips the servants mind out and throws his body in the dungeon while we escape. On the body of the servant is a map of the area. Something was up. The servant also had a device. When we enter the guard hall two, guards in the hall attack in heavy armor. Michael just uses his psychic power to throw them together. Jay then rips off the armor controlling metal. I stop time and beat them into submission. Eventually I start time again and the bodies fall on the ground. Then we burst through the storage room. We use the device. Michael: “To keep us from us all getting killed at the same time, we’re going to split up. Like Metal Gear Solid, the guards are really stupid.” Jay: “Cool, I found a box.” Trent: “I’ll go up top.” Jay begins crawling across the ground after turning down. The two guards down the room notice. They just stare and their eyes follow the box. The Michael throws the two guards into a wall. The guard next to them turns. Guard: “What was that noise?” He begins moving as I teleport behind the guard in the corner and snap his neck. Nobody hears it. There are now two guards left. The other guard continues walking and then Michael rips him in half. I teleport and snap the other guards neck. We continue through the door and walk up the stairs to go through the workers breakroom. Michael slams the workers into each other and Jay stabs them all with the chairs. Suddenly I teleport fast enough to knock them all down into the table. When they fall, they slowly die. We continue to go into the next room and the hallway is empty. We begin to walk through it, and the door slams shut. Four ninjas burst from the corners. All of a sudden they draw swords. Jay draws his Ivy Sword, I draw my Alastor Sword, and Michael draws his spear. They begins to battle with weapons. One ninja strikes at Jay and he defends against it while Michael stabs at the same Ninja. He then slices at Michael. He blocks and presses the ninja back. He flips right over Michael and then slices his back. Michael then controls the ninja and rips it in half. A ninja slices at me, so I stop time, grab my sword, and slice right through the ninja several times. Then the last ninja was blocked back by Jay, All at the same time, we jump and slice him in unison. He falls into three perfect slices dead. After hiding the bodies, we rush the through the hall and run straight down the second hall which consisted of dormitories. All of a sudden, we reach the area where everything was familiar. We see the entrance. We could’ve left, but we wanted to know who was behind this. Who locked us up, and why? We turn right and continue through the room. We reach the throne room. The throne is dark and you can’t see the head of the man sitting in the chair. He begins to speak. Chapter 21: Charlie’s Angels ???: “Well, well, well… should’ve known you’d have gotten out of that dungeon with no trouble. And completely killed the servants I won in the Jazz Master’s competition.” Trent: “I don’t believe we have met at all.” ???: “I’m sure I’ve met you. I instructed you.” Suddenly the light gets brighter as the face is revealed. It was Holbrook. Suddenly Sallie and Anabel leap to the sides. Anabel: “God Michael, you’re so stupid!! How could you have not known it was us?! Sallie: “Wow, yeah. I mean, yeah, you suck.” Michael: “Why are you guys being so mean? C’mon, you knocked me out from behind!” Jay: “Wait, you were knocked out?” Holbrook: “Jay, shut up.” Jay: “How about you shut up?!” Holbrook, Sallie, and Anabel all draw up duel pistols. They do that Charlie’s Angels thing against their backs. Jay: “The fuck was that?” Trent: “I don’t know.” Anabel: “Let’s just fight already.” Sallie: “Alright, whatever—“ Holbrook: “You say that like you just want to talk to them.” Michael: “Guys, this is not cool. Using your powers for evil…?!” Sallie: “Who’s to say we’re on the wrong side?” Anabel: “At least our powers aren’t gay. Watch this.” Anabel morphs into Michael. Michael (Anabel): “Hi, I’m Michael the Zelda freak.” Michael: “I don’t say it like that at all!” Jay: “That’s cool.” Sallie: “My abilities aren’t bad either…” Sallie crosses her arms and hovers into the air. Behind her appears a half good, half evil angel. Kind of like Yu-Gi-Oh’s “Change of Heart”. A large cross guard appears on her chest and then she glows completely light. You can’t see her eyes. Holbrook begins to do his large awesome power ability. He gets out of a chair. Holbrook: “Watch this.” Holbrook charges up level’s of insane rock music, causing people’s eyes to start bleeding from the awesomeness of the music. He charged up some Nirvana, Metallica, ACDC, Deep Purple, and Aerosmith all at the same time. Before he releases his energy waves, he slips and breaks his leg. Holbrook: “Oh, damnit…” Suddenly a huge noise is heard from the crack on his leg and all of the music falls and explodes horribly. The heroes look at Holbrook all weird… like when people wonder what fuck just happened. Trent: “Wow, I mean, I was intimidated by Sallie and Anabel, but Holbrook, you just suck.” Jay: “True.” Michael: “Anabel, stop it!” Michael (Anabel): “Anabel, stop it!” Michael: “I’m warning you!” Michael (Anabel): “I’m warning you!” Sallie: “To top it all off, we have this.” Sallie holds up Europe’s Jewel of Malice. It glows. Michael: “I’m starting to hate these jewels now…” Michael (Anabel): “I’m starting to hate these jewels now…” Michael: “DAMNIT!!!” Jay: “Well… we need that jewel.” Anabel morphs back. Anabel: “No, they’re mine!!” Trent: “Oh crap, I sense another stupid fight coming on.” Jay: “Oh well. I guess you’ll just have to play along.” Sallie charges up the angel and she can’t be hit from behind. I stop time as she’s doing this. I hit the front of Sallie and go back to hit the angel. The deflection knocks me down to ground. Time starts. Sallie raise a typhoon of holy crosses as I teleport out of the way. Michael attempts to launch Sallie back with telekinesis, but it doesn’t work. The angel protects her. Anabel transforms into Goro. She grabs Jay and Michael and repeatedly beats them with her two remaining arms. She throws Jay up. Jay hits the ceiling and through to the roof. He lands on the roof of the castle. Anabel rips the roof, following Jay. Jay ducks as Anabel swings her arm. Then she morphs into Trent and stops time. She repeatedly beats him and launches him into the sky where she teleports and knocks Jay even further into the sky. She teleports again and knocks Jay back down. I’m attacking Sallie, but that guardian angel keeps getting in my way. Sallie than strikes at Michael who can’t use his psychic ability. Michael dodges at super speed and tackles Sallie with his super strength. She hits the throne and then throws Michael through the roof. Jay smacks right into Michael. Anabel morphs into Alison where she falls to the ground with an axe. As she falls she slices Michael’s leg which causes it to bleed. I stop time, pull out my sword, and teleport slice Anabel in mid-air. She morphs into Jesus and launches lighting and lands safely on a chair. Michael is knocked out of the throne and outside. Sallie holds up her large sword of light as Jay falls from the sky. When Jay is about to be impaled, I teleport and move Jay out of the way. But suddenly Anabel transforms into Mark and shot me from the air. I slam into a wall while Jay slams into me. Michael falls down from the sky from the last attack/ Sallie charges up and slices Michael from the sky. She about kills him, but Jay pushes Anabel into Sallie, causing her stab Anabel. Anabel: “Ah! God! Sallie, we’re wasting time! Let’s just go to Atlantis so we can get the jewel!” Sallie: “Right.” Suddenly Anabel turns into Trent and teleports. It struck me… Atlantis? An 8th jewel? This confused me. Afterwards, we get recharged from that last battle… We talk amongst ourselves. Michael: “So what? Sallie and Anabel are evil? It seems odd…” Jay: “Eh…” Trent: “Scratch that… there’s a jewel Kelly knows nothing about, and that means one more to get away from him. The water must be slowly evaporating out of existence because of the impact from the moon.” Michael: “We…are, like, going to Atlantis?” Jay: “You have to wonder… did Jesus know about this?” Trent: “We’ll never know because of Kelly.” Chapter 22: The Conflict of Fate Shines on Kelly The screen pans on a burning wasteland with trees burning, species becoming extinct, and little remains of a civilization even having proof existing. Also, the remains of Kelly’s lab long deserted because Bradley was no longer needed. Kelly walks inside the lab and presses some controls on the console. For some reason, he is inputting coordinates. Suddenly, a part of the landscape rises up and separates. Kelly jumps on the inside. To power this machine, it would take consecutive power sources. There are five different power holes, one hole for the functions of the base, another to power the weapons. Kelly smiles. He places the jewels in the five power slots. He presses some buttons in the command room. The power runs efficiently. In fact, as Kelly intended, it begins to fly up into the air and hovers in the moon’s spot. The thrusters engage and have gobs of power left over. The major areas of the base separate and are protected with walls that supply oxygen. The weapons fold from the outside… and a huge cannon thrust out along with four towers from the bottom. Several gun turrets are set up to maximize fire as the hundreds of guns pop out. A satellite dish for communication pops out and the energy core glows. A huge generator pops out along with the world’s biggest gun turret. The generator shielded everything except itself. Everyone from Earth saw this happening… Kelly then presses another button. A huge demonic figure is chained down… as well as a Holy Ghost. The platform rises. Kelly: “I hope you don’t mind the fact that you’re my newest servants… You don’t have to do anything except power this device.” God: “Kelly! One day I will smite you!” Satan: “And then you’re burning in hell. Which you did come up with this cool plan, I have to give you credit…” Kelly: “Silence…” Kelly places God in the hole for weapon functions. And then Satan in the slot for base functions. The shield works and oxygen is pumped to the base. The weapons activate. Kelly: “Tell me how it felt to lose that war so long ago.” God: “Silence. You know the answer.” Kelly: “Because you were weak!” God: “I didn’t lose because I was weak! After that battle, my revenge on mankind multiplied! You know my first attempt at revenge started with the plagues and floods! I saw my own failure…! They knew they didn’t need me! Life is a great thing to have… so I took the first born of every family as a warning… I sent my son Jesus to destroy them all… But he’s too good. I was saddened… I involved him and they killed my son… I brought him back to heaven… I lost the war because of Mikail, Trevor, and J. Which ironically is the ancestors of the ones who traveled with my son. And now… because of the tragedy you caused my moon and son… I will kill you. It’s been two days and nineteen hours.” Satan: “Oh quit complaining. The only thing you really lost was your pride… and everything else. Ha!!” Kelly: “Oh, I would’ve spared that pitiful band of idiots if they hadn’t killed me off in all their films! Listen, God. I DO THIS BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE REST OF THE WORLD! Besides, you remember that Trent and I had already faced once before? He doesn’t remember, but I do. I remember how easily he fell.” God: “Because of your threats!” Kelly: “And I wasn’t lying.” God: “Not only did my son die, but thought I was a horrible monster.” Kelly: “He would still be alive to think that if would have just cooperated and just killed Trent.” God: “You know why I wouldn’t…” Chapter 23: What the fuck happened?! It shows Kelly in Kelci’s previous scene. Kelly: “There is nothing wrong with me. There is only what can be done to make me stronger. THERE IS ONLY… MY WORD.” Kelci is freaked out as Kelly walks out without doing anything. Kelly walked through the side door of the school. He then takes the book with him as he flies into the school. He then takes the book with him as he flies into the skies. He flies to heaven. As he enters heaven’s gate, an angel slows him down. Angel: “What the…? You’re not supposed to be here.” Kelly: “God’s time is over.” Kelly slaughters the angel without a second thought. He then rips the gate apart. He goes through. All of the angels charge forth to protect God. Kelly kills them one by one as they fly to him. Blood stains the Holy Grounds. He steps all the way to God’s throne. God: “What? Kelly? Your actions will cost you your life!!” Kelly: “Not so fast. Do anything and I’ll carve a cross into your sons heart.” God: “…what do you want?!” Kelly: “Revenge.” God: “Revenge is an emotional desire best forgotten.” Kelly: “I could eventually get what I want without your help considering I have triggered the awesome scale.” God: “YOU TRIGGERED THE AWESOME SCALE?!!” Kelly: “What’s more is you haven’t noticed I possess the souls of those left in heaven. Tell me about the Jewels of Malice.” God: “Never… heard… of them.” Kelly: “Infinite cosmic powers… yet you’re unable to lie. You have your flaws.” God: “Now that I think of it, what’s stopping me from killing you?” Kelly: “Your fear and lack of strength. I would steal that delicious soul of yours.” God: “The Jewels of Malice are easily described as the most powerful objects to ever have existed in all of time. They were mine until men converted the power halos into jewels.” Kelly: “That’s not all I want from you. In a couple of minutes, Trent discovers he can stop time and teleport. When he does, I have to kill him because he is going to pose a threat. He is going to eventually be as powerful as a God. You, to be exact. Any refusal and I kill your son…” God: “Let’s just go…” They leave heaven and head to the place that I was… Wal-Mart. Then I discovered that I had powers in the parking lot. There were shoppers everywhere. All of a sudden Kelly bursts to the ground. Kelly: “I see you’ve—“ I stop time as he is talking. Trent: “Woah, that’s hilarious.” I walk around him until time starts again. He turns around because suddenly I disappear. He finishes his sentence. Kelly: “…discovered your powers. Although, it is to your disadvantage… as now I must destroy your body.” Suddenly Kelly thrusts his fists forward at me. I teleport around him confused. Trent: “Kelly, what are you doing?!” Kelly: “Taking revenge… and you… you’re a threat to stopping it.” Trent: “You destroyed the school?!” Kelly: “…and I killed them all.” The shoppers are all looking at us. I was pretty steamed that Kelly would do such a low, hurtful, and awesome thing. Kelly: “Nothing personal… or maybe it is…” Trent: “C’mon, douche, if you’re going to be like that, have at me.” Kelly: “Oh, I’m not going to do anything. God, come here!” Trent: “Wait, what?!” Kelly: “Haha…” God comes from the clouds. People stare in awe. God: “…sigh… what?” Kelly: “Kill these witnesses and leave no trace. Not even their cars. Then place a huge lock on the door.” God: “No.” Kelly: “Might I remind you of your son?” With this, God kills them all. And a huge blue lock conceals the door. God: “What have I become?” Jesus: “A monster.” Jesus descends from a cloud. Jesus: “Father! Why?! Why this cursed evil?!!” God: “I do this because—“ Jesus: “You’re dead to me.” Jesus flies into the clouds, displeased with his father. God: “This is your fault.” Kelly: “Silence. Now kill Trent.” Trent: “What—?” God lifts his finger and I fall over… appearing dead. In reality, however, my mind was erased. Of all of these events except the identity of the one who planned this. Now, my powers were altered as side effect. Kelly believed that I was dead. I never understood the meaning behind the blue lock. Kelly: “Have you done the other thing?” God: “Yes, he’s tied down in the base.” They get to the base in Australia. In under the base, Satan is tied up. Satan: “Not cool.” Then Kelly turns and pushes God and ties him up. God: “What?!!” Satan: “Sucker.” Kelly: “I’ll come back when necessary.” God: “You traitorous—“ Kelly: “I knew that Trent hadn’t died. Now Jesus is with him. METAL MARK!!!” Metal Mark comes out of a pod. Mark: “Yes?” Kelly: “Kill them.” Mark: “Of course.” Kelly: “Take the mercenary with as well. His name is Chuck Norris.” Mark: “As you wish…” TO BE CONCLUDED... (And going into book two  ) |
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