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Squash Monster

Posted on 03-04-07 07:37 PM

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Alright, two important things happened in the last thread I made.

Thing one:
1) Everybody remembered the trick from last time.
2) I failed it.

So, I'm starting a new thread. And this one will baffle the heck out of you. For in this post I have followed another, far more subtle rule, and none of you will be able to guess just from the way I speak. Or so I wager. I certainly spent a lot of time making certain that my speech was natural in this post.

(Okay, not natural so much as what you've all come to expect from me.)

So, without farther ado, let us mock those who cannot replicate what I did. And it will be most of you.

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Darkdata

Posted on 03-04-07 07:50 PM

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But Darkdata thinks third person is more fun!

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Squash Monster

Posted on 03-04-07 07:55 PM

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And you think switching first and second person is even more fun. As a matter of fact, you think I am an idiot for thinking third person could even compare. More importantly, you fail it. (And I do for this post too, because I can't be assed to get it right and switch persons at the same time.) ____________________

setz

Posted on 03-04-07 10:50 PM

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Posted by Squash Monster

1) Everybody remembered the trick from last time.
2) I failed it.

1) I didn't, I picked it up from posts.
2) 2x!

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Zem

Posted on 03-04-07 11:10 PM

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Does this post fail it?

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xpCynic

Posted on 03-04-07 11:27 PM

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You...uh...didn't put in the last letter of the alphabet?
Uh...third to last?
Interesting that you said "replicate" instead of "copy" too...

Doritokiller

Posted on 03-05-07 12:21 AM

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	I think it has to do with the third letter of the alphabet... I just won't say what. YES. BAFFLE AND REPLICATE. I know it. If I'm right, then this obviously isn't as hard as last time. ____________________ kimi gakure ta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

OoBurns

Posted on 03-05-07 12:44 AM

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Based on the previous posts, I'm pretty sure I know what it is too. It's much easier to write a understandable sentence with this rule, if I'm right. I've only had to redo my wording one or two times in this post.

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Doritokiller

Posted on 03-05-07 12:52 AM

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	Posted by Squash Monster ...making certain... Crap. I didn't see that. Well, that pretty much shot down everything I thought was right. Now I'm clueless. ____________________ kimi gakure ta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

misterj

Posted on 03-05-07 01:56 AM

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this one time i was taking a dump and my turd was so large that water splashed back inside my anus and it was really uncomfortable.

Kejardon

Posted on 03-05-07 02:30 AM

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Meh. I'm stumped - I see a few oddities, but I'm not seeing any suspicious patterns at all.
Buuuut.... I figured I'd try my own little challenge. Anyone see anything suspicious?

although... I guess I'd better put a lot of lines in so it's at least reasonable to try to figure it out.

Squash Monster did not bother to follow his rules in his reply, so it's probably not too simple.
Doritokiller: I'm guessing you thought of avoiding c for the first letter?

My own failed guess: Avoid repeating words in a single sentence. Squash uses two I's in one sentence though...

Doritokiller

Posted on 03-05-07 02:43 AM

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Posted by Kejardon
Doritokiller: I'm guessing you thought of avoiding c for the first letter?
My own failed guess: Avoid repeating words in a single sentence. Squash uses two I's in one sentence though...

Yeah, I thought it might've been that. My ego was a bit high for some reason... Then it got murdered by Crazy Joe Davola.

Posted by Kejardon (again)
My own failed guess: Avoid repeating words in a single sentence. Squash uses two I's in one sentence though...

I also thought that.

I just had another idea that got shot down: Each sentence contains an even or non-prime amount of words.

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Squash Monster

Posted on 03-05-07 03:05 AM

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Zem

Posted on 03-06-07 12:35 AM

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could you, I don't know, give us a hint?

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Shiryu

Posted on 03-06-07 01:20 AM

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You have to write more than one sentence in each line of the post? Separated by a dot? Becouse in the posts you say that don't fail, they all have 2 or more sentences separated only by a dot. The rest only have one sentence together, or with another symbol between them.

That's the only thing I can think about. It's too simple to be that, but whatever.

If you don't understand what I'm trying to say, then forget it. Just tell me if this post fails after the "them" or not.

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Grey

Posted on 03-06-07 01:33 AM

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Doritokiller got it right on his first post in this thread. And by "got it right", I mean his post follows the rule, even though his conjecture is obviously wrong. So he quite obviously managed it only by chance. I mean, he didn't get it right on any of his other posts either.

This post is good too. It's really not that difficult, I just was kinda preoccupied on that other one.

The rest of you fail it. Sorry Zem.

Alright, two important things happened in the last thread I made.

Thing one:
1) Everybody remembered the trick from last time.
2) I failed it.

So, I'm starting a new thread. And this one will baffle the heck out of you. For in this post I have followed another, far more subtle rule, and none of you will be able to guess just from the way I speak. Or so I wager. I certainly spent a lot of time making certain that my speech was natural in this post.

(Okay, not natural so much as what you've all come to expect from me.)

So, without farther ado, let us mock those who cannot replicate what I did. And it will be most of you.

This fails it.

Kejardon

Posted on 03-06-07 01:41 AM

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Hmm.
Is it failing because you included "This fails it." at the end? Or because combining the two posts causes it to break the rules?

Shiryu

Posted on 03-06-07 01:44 AM

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He means my post. Becouse I didn't notice that the first post didn't follow that after all (the sentence between "()" and the list)

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Grey

Posted on 03-06-07 01:45 AM

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I cannot be certain as to what fails or does not fail this test. I merely placed two qualifying posts together as an experiment.

Drag

Posted on 03-06-07 01:53 AM

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