Posted by NastyNate

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how do i make cereal like the Pros?

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Posted by RT-55J

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Posted by NastyNate

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how do i make cereal like the Pros?

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RT-55J's Official Guide to Making Cereal Like a Professional: Deluxe Edition
1. Get a bowl.
2. Place it concave side up.
3. Get a box of cereal.
4. Open the box of cereal at the top.
5. Pour the cereal into the concave side of the bowl by tipping the box about 30 degrees downward and shaking it somewhat vigorously.
6. Stop pouring when the cereal reaches the rim of the concave side of the bowl.
7. Close the box of cereal.
8. Put the box of cereal back where you found it.
9. Open a fridge which contains a carton of milk whose variety is normal.
10. Take said carton of milk from the fridge.
11. Close the fridge.
12. Go to the bowl that you poured cereal into shortly beforehand.
13. Open the carton of milk by unscrewing the cap.
14. Pour milk from the carton into the convex side of the bowl that you previously poured cereal into by tipping the carton of milk so it is parallel to the ground.
15. When the milk reaches the top of the cereal in the convex side of the bowl, stop pouring by untipping the carton of milk so it is perpendicular to the ground.
16. Screw the cap back onto the carton of milk which you just poured.
17. Open the fridge that you got the milk from.
18. Put the carton of milk back into the fridge.
19. Close the fridge into which you put the carton of milk.
20. Grab the bowl into which you poured the cereal and milk and take it to location you wish to consume it at, which would preferably be near the edge of a table by a chair.
21. Get a spoon that can fit into your mouth.
22. Start eating.

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