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IIIMarckus
Posted on 05-25-08 05:05 AM Link | Quote | ID: 84126


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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3941545.ece

It sounds like the plot of a farfetched science fiction movie. Unfortunately for the residents of Texas, it is very much a reality: billions of tiny reddish-brown ants have arrived onshore from a cargo ship and are hell-bent on eating anything electronic.

Computers, burglar alarm systems, gas and electricity meters, iPods, telephone exchanges – all are considered food by the flea-sized ants, for reasons that have left scientists baffled.

Having ruined pumps at a sewage facility, the ants are now marching towards Nasa’s Johnson Space Centre and William P. Hobby airport, Houston, putting state officials in a panic. “They’re itty-bitty things, and they’re just running everywhere,” said Patsy Morphew, a resident of Pearland, on the Gulf Coast.

She spends hours sweeping them off her patio and scooping them out of her pool by the cupful. “There’s just thousands and thousands of them. If you’ve seen a car racing, that’s how they are. They’re going fast, fast, fast. They’re crazy.”

Crazy is the the right word. The ants are known as “crazy rasberry ants”: crazy because they seem to move in a random scrum as opposed to marching in regimented lines, and rasberry after a pioneering exterminator, Tom Rasberry, who first identified them as a problem.

The ants – also known as paratrenicha species near pubens – have so far spread to five counties in the Houston area. Scientists are not sure from where they originate but they seem to be related to a type of ant from the Caribbean. “At this point it would be nearly impossible to eradicate the ants because they are so widely dispersed,” said Roger Gold, a Texas A&M University entomologist. He added that the only upside to the invasion was that the crazy rasberry ants ate fire ants, which sting humans during the long, hot Texas summers.

Unfortunately, the ants also like to suck the moisture from plants, feed on precious insects such as ladybirds and eat the hatchlings of a small, endangered type of grouse known as the Attwater prairie chicken. They also bite humans – although not with a sting like fire ants.

Perhaps their most remarkable characteristic, however, is that they are attracted to electrical equipment. Pest control specialists say that they are inundated with calls from homes and businesses now that the warm, humid season has begun, with literally billions of the ants wreaking havoc across the state. Worse, the ants refuse to die when sprayed with over-the-counter poison. Even killing the queen of a colony doesn’t do any good, because each colony has multiple queens.

The Texas Department of Agriculture said that it was working with researchers from A&M University and the Environmental Protection Agency to find new ways to stop the ants.

Well. Uh. Interesting isn't it? Let's hope they don't spread.

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Sukasa
Posted on 05-25-08 06:33 AM Link | Quote | ID: 84128


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Oh. Shit.

Anyways, you can probably say 'goodbye' to that space center.

However, one very funny comment I read there was "I think all Texas Instruments will need debugging in the near future !!!"

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Posted on 05-25-08 06:46 AM Link | Quote | ID: 84131


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I hope that prevention can be put in place to stop them from expanding.

Otherwise, Bad Things (TM) will happen.

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NightKev
Posted on 05-25-08 09:01 AM Link | Quote | ID: 84135


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April Fool's was almost two months ago...
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Ailure
Posted on 05-25-08 10:09 AM Link | Quote | ID: 84137

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No, electronics destroying ants have been around for quite awhile.

However, this is more aggressive specie and is therefore more problmatic for that reason.

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Posted on 05-25-08 04:05 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84144


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After reading the article, I was very positive this was a hoax, but it seems to have been reported on several sufficiently serious news sites...

Exactly what part of "electronics" do they eat? I somehow fail to believe they can eat them whole...

If they are that hard to deal with using the classical methods, I guess they'll have to resort to either introducing a species that, in turn, predates on them, finding some very specific toxin or breeding some highly contagious bacterium that's supposed to take the species out and quickly adapts to humans for massive damage.

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knuck
Posted on 05-25-08 04:12 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84145


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lol
we've had electronic -eating ants since forever.

Arbe
Posted on 05-25-08 04:13 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84146

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It's God. Or Mother Nature. Or something like that. Someone is pissy that we spend more time on the internet than fucking, and so they did this.

IIIMarckus
Posted on 05-25-08 09:43 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84159


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Posted by blackhole89
Exactly what part of "electronics" do they eat? I somehow fail to believe they can eat them whole...
Dunno, but this says they're attracted to electricity and cause short circuits.
Posted by knuck
lol
we've had electronic -eating ants since forever.
I should get out more

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Ailure
Posted on 05-25-08 09:46 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84161

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Posted by knuck
lol
we've had electronic -eating ants since forever.
But you do live near a Rainforest after all.

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blackhole89
Posted on 05-25-08 09:53 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84163


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Posted by IIMarckus
Posted by blackhole89
Exactly what part of "electronics" do they eat? I somehow fail to believe they can eat them whole...
Dunno, but this says they're attracted to electricity and cause short circuits.

Shouldn't layoung out electric traps, when done right, pose an efficient coutnermeasure then?


Posted by knuck
lol
we've had electronic -eating ants since forever.
I should get out more

I only heard about some species of fungus that decomposed the lacquer typically found on HDD surfaces being at home in the rainforests before... learn something new every day.

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Posted on 05-25-08 10:27 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84167


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Yikes. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near Texas, I guess...

I just hope they don't spread north. I'd hate to wake up one morning and find out that ants had ruined my laptop.

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Posted on 05-26-08 04:18 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84192


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This seems like a good thing, i.e. efficient decomposition of electronics without the hazard and expense of expensive disposal.

blackhole89
Posted on 05-28-08 07:30 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84332


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Well, it would be, but what IIMarckus said implies that they make them inoperable (thus making them subject to disposal, thus creating higher-than-normal demand for new electronics, thus supporting rather than counteracting the trash problem) more than they actually contribute to their overall decomposition (the main problem of which, I'd suppose, would be the various fairly heat and water resistant plastics that make up the boards and casing).

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Posted on 05-28-08 08:51 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84337

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Maybe they've learned to disguise themselves as little black piss ants and lost the ability to eat electronics.

Or at least that's what Dish Network thought when we returned a "broken" reciever (it was their software all along, we knew it, they're just too damn stupid to know it) and they said it had an insect infestation. Ten to one it had precisely one ant in it.

Note to self, keep a can of Raid handy just in case any ants head for my computer. I've worked hard to get this drive half full.

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Flan
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This is another reason to go from liquid cooling to a full-blown moat, incidentally.

Ailure
Posted on 06-02-08 12:12 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84549

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Like, filling your computer with mineral oil? That should keep the ants away... I hope.

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optomon
Posted on 06-03-08 10:45 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84615


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Fuck ants

boingboingsplat
Posted on 06-11-08 10:26 PM Link | Quote | ID: 84969


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Yeah, this is definitely real. I saw an article about it in a local newspaper.

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Posted by optomon
Fuck ants
...I heard about all kind of fetishes, but this takes the cake.

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