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blackhole89
Posted on 05-11-08 03:12 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83255


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After having heroically assumed control of the rest of the previously considered unclaimable wastelands of its continent, the DIVINE FEDERATION OF SPATULA went on to reinforce its borders with its advanced SPATULA RAIN equipped mechanized infantry in order to be able to quickly react in case of an enemy aggression! Further enemy military threats such as the scandalous construction of the "Short Wall of Badland", constituting an open attempt to break the symmetry of forces on the border, will no longer be tolerated.

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Remnic The Hedgehog
Posted on 05-11-08 03:15 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83256


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BEHOLD! THE ULTIMATE POWER!

NAME: Madenza Republic

POPULATION: Darkest Africa (YOU know what I'm talking about)

FORM OF GOVERNMENT: If it burns, it can help.

DESCRIPTION: A peaceful union that once owned land that looked like a mouth about to eat a penis. The government is currently underway to sign a treaty with Divine Federation of SPATULA to claim its unused land towards the left.

WEAPON:


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Traffic Light
Posted on 05-11-08 04:18 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83260


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I've put 4 giant anti-aircraft artillery on the south:



Also, to Divine Federation of SPATULA, I propose removing the short wall if a compromise of peace can be held between our nations.

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pieguy1732
Posted on 05-11-08 04:43 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83262


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Last view: 4952 days 		Sixteen planes drop their nukes on the artillery. If you don't move them, then they go boom.



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Traffic Light
Posted on 05-11-08 05:09 AM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 05:12 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83263


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The armor of the artillery is very thick, so you'd need a lot more than that to even destroy one anti-air artillery (You'd be better focusing on one at a time.)

Each artillery shoots 32 homing missiles to the airplanes, for a total of 128 homing missiles, each with the power of destroying an airplane (remember they're giant, just look at the map's scale!)

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pieguy1732
Posted on 05-11-08 05:27 AM (rev. 3 of 05-11-08 05:29 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83265


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Last view: 4952 days 		Do you know how powerful nuclear missiles are?

Action:
-Most of my small planes swiftly dodge the homing missiles, and eliminate them by causing them to crash into one another. 29 of 234 were terminated.
-The bombs drop on the artillery.

Result:
-Most of the anti-aircraft artillery was destroyed.
-What is left of it is destroyed by radiation.
-The southern part of the Badlands was destroyed as well.

Map:


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Traffic Light
Posted on 05-11-08 06:19 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83271


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Ok, some points:

Please note that it took me quite a lot of time to reach the island in the middle with my planes, and that when I exploded it, it didn't magically become mine. Also, it seems I was punished for trying to play fair and not just destroy all of your planes on my turn, I should have known better. BTW, the radiation doesn't just disappear like that, so the land you just conquered must be killing your people.



I consider the game unplayable and I'm not having fun, so enjoy your new land.

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NightKev
Posted on 05-11-08 06:40 AM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 06:42 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83272


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Pieguy: If you're going to get mad when other people break the rules then don't break them yourself.

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RT-55J
Posted on 05-11-08 07:26 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83274

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Posted by Traffic Light
I think RT-55J is expanding his land too fast.

The land was uninhabited by any notable organized or advanced civilization, so there was nothing to stop my armies from conquering the land other than primitive natives and small coastal merchant towns, most of which surrendered before a shot was fired. The natives have all joined the country on the condition that we honor their culture and we are currently negotiating with the merchants. It is expected that the Jokelandian parliament will ratify the annexation of the peninsula within the next week if all goes well.

Also, as president of Jokeland, I would like to formally announce the the country currently has no plans to invade any more territory unless provoked by an outside force.

knuck
Posted on 05-11-08 08:05 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83275


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Last view: 4491 days 		The following actions have been taken in Thành phố knuck

  • Depolyment of 7 APaRCs to the proximities of the land of pieguy

  • Depolyment of 1 APaRC to the border of the country

  • Depolyment of 43 APCs alongside the country

  • Activation of NARF (Nuclear And Radiation Fixer, aka anti-uranium shield, whatever you

    want to call it, the land is invunerable to nukes for a certain period of time)

  • Commence the virtuous mission



Short after the attack of Badlands, military action begins to happen on the east. It's as if

the dragon of the east already knew this would happen, and had something planned for such a

case. We have yet to know what is the truth behind this quick reaction, but the important

thing is that it happened.
The APaRCs reach the ocean in no time, and all of a sudden they release what seems to be the

ultimate weapon: flying mobile suits equiped with proton cannons. As the units fly toward

pieguy's land

After this preemptive strike, the following message was sent to the evil ditactor pieguy:
"Ware ware wa, Celestial Being".
The dragon east quickly apologized to the following countries for invading its' territory:
Asgard
Ailureland
Badlands
Industria II
They added: "We all know that someone had to do it sooner or later, and we also hope you're

all in agreement with our decisions."

Another message was then sent to pieguy:
"Surrender. This is your last warning."

xpCynic
Posted on 05-11-08 08:05 AM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 08:07 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83276


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Last view: 4991 days 		Agreeing with knuck, but in fewer words:
FIRE THE MOON LASER!


*boom*
OAME GVER yourself

pieguy1732
Posted on 05-11-08 10:15 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83278


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Posted by Traffic Light
Ok, some points:

Please note that it took me quite a lot of time to reach the island in the middle with my planes... It took me a bit of time too, and you had enough time to give a reaction.

...and that when I exploded it, it didn't magically become mine. That's how war works, though. If you destroy a territory, you conquer it.

BTW, the radiation doesn't just disappear like that, so the land you just conquered must be killing your people. It is. As such, very few people inhabit it.

I'll rewind this and give you an extra turn to react to the missiles, in order to keep this in order.

Map:


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Arbe
Posted on 05-11-08 04:04 PM (rev. 4 of 05-11-08 04:34 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83284

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Last view: 1544 days 		pieguy, admit defeat. You're rewinding it because your country just got pwnt.

Going with the rewind because the .png looks cleaner. t

I'll just upload the unaffected corner of the map until you guys decide.



CURRENT DEVELOPMENTS

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blackhole89
Posted on 05-11-08 04:23 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83286


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After careful pondering, the highest religious council of the Divine Federation of SPATULA has came to the conclusion that the atrocious notion of toying with the timeline itself as performed by pieguy1372's Territory is a concept that is ununifiable with the Most Sacred Doctrine of SPATULA. Thus, with immediate effect, we declare war on pieguy1372's Territory and anybody who dares to express his support for the sacrilegious deeds they committed.

We urge all free nations who believe in the good in this world under the SPATULA to join us in this most sacred crusade.

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Arbe
Posted on 05-11-08 04:28 PM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 04:34 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83287

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Last view: 1544 days 		Full map uploaded for clarity.



CURRENT DEVELOPMENTS

Further exploration of the land has led to the discover of the Dong-Madenza Mountain Range.

A capital city has been built.

A wall has been built to seperate the USOD from the unknown forces of Asgard.

Preperation for Project ZW has begun.

knuck
Posted on 05-11-08 04:33 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83289


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Last view: 4491 days 		We, of knuck kingdom et all, are deeply sorry for needing to take the role of world police, but again we were sure the rest of the nations in this free country would agree with it.
Since we won this war, we have decided to maintain some control over the former land of pieguy, and some of the land was taken to our kingdom as goods of war. Some other land was donated to ROFL because of their willingness to help us in our noble cause.
We have given some of pieguy's land to Bad Lands, to make up for the atrocities done to their country. We're also sending aid to quickly rebuild the Bad Lands, as well military aid to protect their nation while doing so.
The rest of the lands of pieguy are free for anyone to claim.

We have also began to explore the vast lands of the north who have been unclaimed all this time.


Arbe
Posted on 05-11-08 04:35 PM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 04:37 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83290

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Last view: 1544 days 		SOMEONE COMBINE MINE AND KNUCKS MAP BEFORE YOUR NEXT POST OR BY GODS I'LL RAPE YOUR OLDEST AND DEAREST RELATIVE.

Edit: If no-ones done it/posted in the next 2 hours I'll do it.

knuck
Posted on 05-11-08 04:45 PM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 04:47 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83291


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Omi
Posted on 05-11-08 05:18 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83292


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Recent Events:

Allianced with SPATULA. Constructing new Battleship; Aeria. 200 to be made and sent to Asgard's Com. Island.

Captured pieguy's old land, created new empire; Chiyoto. Military based land, 17.2mil citizens, all trained for combat. Requesting to control land next to knuckvya.

Asgard chemical labs created, invented a bottle-bomb containing Asorium. Effects unknown to public.

Offical's met and concluded that Edea's island would be vital to our Naval production. Sending prototype Aeria and 150 battleships to the southern coast. Waiting for all bordering empires approval before ships leave the port.

Officals also met and concluded that SHION is bullshit.



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Arbe
Posted on 05-11-08 06:01 PM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 06:17 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83294

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RECENT DEVELOPMENTS

Sent new droids to D-M Mt. Range, began breakdown of mountains in order to build a trade road in between Madenza and the USOD.

Activated Project ZW. Mode: Defense. Target: Edea's Not-Floating Island.

Edit: Quick question/idea, when the map gets more complicated, how about adding a Sky/Space level? It makes all these moon base things easier.
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