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Ailure
Posted on 05-09-08 05:36 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83179

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Would 6.815 billion people be overkill? <<

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blackhole89
Posted on 05-09-08 06:30 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83180


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Claim new land with the Spatula Missionary Expedition Host!

Name: Divine Federation of SPATULA
Archbishop: blackhole89
Population: ~15 million
Flag:


Technologies:


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Sagittaire
Posted on 05-09-08 08:51 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83181


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Well HELLO there gentlemen.



...Pieguy. How goes it?

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Traffic Light
Posted on 05-09-08 10:42 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83184


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I've build another wall (This time more cheap than the last one):



And as expected, my planes have become suicidal.

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Laplace's Demon
Posted on 05-09-08 10:46 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83185


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pieguy: Fine, if you're going to be that way, then I'm going to beat you over the head with your own semantics.



You said claim LAND, you never said WHERE the land had to be, and since both the asteroid and its belt already exist, I'm not making up any new land!

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blackhole89
Posted on 05-09-08 11:00 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83186


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Where is your god now?

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RT-55J
Posted on 05-10-08 12:43 AM (rev. 2 of 05-10-08 01:42 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83192

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Anti-aircraft perimeter created on western coast to prevent a preemptive strike from SPATULA and to protect the mission-critical military outpost of "Takusan".*

OPERATION DISCO INFERNO [Status]
1. Secure Plutonium deposits on southern peninsula. [Progress: 40% Complete]
2. [CLASSIFIED]
3. Create processing plant. [Progress: 10% Complete]
4. [CLASSIFIED]
5. [CLASSIFIED]

*EDIT: Yes, I know I'm missing a letter of "Takusan" on the map. I'll fix it on my next turn. >.>

pieguy1732
Posted on 05-10-08 01:33 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83196


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Posted by Cirvante
You said claim LAND, you never said WHERE the land had to be, and since both the asteroid and its belt already exist, I'm not making up any new land!
Posted by pieguy1372
You'll need some land on this map first.


OAME GVER

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xpCynic
Posted on 05-10-08 03:10 AM (rev. 2 of 05-10-08 03:10 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83201


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I still get my moon base. Quit spoiling my fun
Also, stats time
Name: Republic of Rofl
President: xpCynic
(Term lasts: ~245yrs)
Population: 7 million
Weapons: Laser cannons, moon base
Flag:

Ailure
Posted on 05-10-08 01:25 PM (rev. 2 of 05-10-08 08:08 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 83219

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Name: The feline land of Ailuroland
Population: 6.815 billion~
Goverment form: Parliamentary democracy

Economy:
Ailuroland's economy is fairly healthy with a mix of private and public sectors. The education, mass-transit and healthcare system is public and funded by the government. Scientific research is mostly done through the public sector, even if research in the private sector isn't unheard of. Patents have harsh restrictions, and only lasts for a very short time. Being a very information based society, copyrights only lasts for ten years.

Description: Focuses on Education, Technology and welfare. Is mainly a atheistic country. It have a well-educated population with a small rich-poor gap. There's not many rich people, nor many poor people. Technology is mostly focused within IT, nanotechnology and biotechnology. Thanks to advances within bio-engineering, the average life expectancy is over 100 years and most registered deaths are due to non-natural causes.

Said nation have expanded into space, and have a moon base and a space station. Both are used for peaceful scientific purposes.

Military: Have a relatively small army, but the nation have a few hydrogen bombs as a deterrent. There's been rumors of powerful weaponry, some horrible and potentially immoral... other just plain quirky.

Recent actions:
Due to the potential conflicts in the world, the government of Ailuroland have decided to increase the funding to it's military. The government have a neutral stance towards upcoming wars for now, but makes a statement that anyone attacked without warning form another country will get some form of help and will get involved if necessary.

While the nation have developed civil defense, the government have decided to increase the amount of funding towards shelters, protecting against nuclear, chemical and biological super weapons. Instructional videos on what to do is shown at Public schools and workplaces and information websites are set up for the general population on what they can do. The slightly aged SDI system of the nation is also looked over on, and is getting a overhaul.

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knuck
Posted on 05-10-08 06:18 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83223


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Name: Thành phố knuck
Population: 923 million
Goverment form: Socialistic Democracy

Description: Mainly atheist country. Religion is punishable by death, with the exception of Buddhism (which is the official religion), and any form of animism.
Economy based on IT and more importantly, agriculture.
This nation has been, for the past 30 years, investing on robotics and nanotechnology.

This nation is not part of any international nation union (such as UN) but it maintain friendly relationships with the other nations. It has a current dispute over the territory of Edea's not floating island.

Military: Anti-nuclear shield plus:

Lots of them.
Plus, it is known there is(are) a(several) secret(s) weapon(s).

Recent actions:
Lately this nation has been moving its military a lot, toward, especially since the last discussion over Edea's land.

Traffic Light
Posted on 05-10-08 07:32 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83226


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I'll go the lame way:

Name: Badland
Population: <Top Secret>
Flag: <Top Secret>
Technologies: <Top Secret>

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Omi
Posted on 05-10-08 07:57 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83229


Super Koopa
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥
Hey Nick ♥

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Name : Asgard
Population : 1.127 Billion
Goverment : Monarchy

Description : Neutral country that is expanding it's land, and analysing all other empire's for threats. Economy revolves around naval equipment and satelite construction. Lately, the country has taken an interest for agriculture, and wishes to trade with any agriculture based empire.

Military : Satelite's monitoring all army's as we speak, all weak points accounted for.

The army is naval based, with a fleet of 4,200 ships, and has a land-based army of 1.3 million soldiers. The soldiers, however, are poorly trained, as little funding is placed into them.

Asgard has recentaly invested in Chemical Warfare.

There are secret organizations in other territory which are used purely for information gathering.

Recent Activities;
!' - Chemical Labs being built, will finish shortly (the next 2 turns)

-> ! - Taking territory, preparing it for agricultural purposes (next 5 turns)

Communication Tower built, purpose unknown to public.

Representatives requesting Ailuroland for a military agreement.

Naval Fleets up for hire, for use of attack or defense.

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Traffic Light
Posted on 05-10-08 08:42 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83236


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I think that's enough for reaction time. Kamikaze planes, attack!







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RT-55J
Posted on 05-10-08 10:30 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83239

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Name: ouR The 55th Jokeland
Population: 30 million sapient beings
Description: A very scientifically and technologically advanced country. In terms of production capabilities, the country is unmatched, due to the amount of research put into self-replicating worker-bots. No citizens are enlisted as soldiers in the military, because of advanced cloning technologies. All clones are non-sapient but have a large preprogrammed repository of knowledge. The country also has several other advanced technologies which are top secret. Currently the country has been looking into methods to make the planet non-toroidal.



Southern peninsula secured with minimal resistance from natives. Construction of road between Plutonium deposits and processing plant is in progress. Defensive wall on eastern coast has been lengthened and strengthened and the border between Industria II and the souther peninsula is being secured. The naval blockade has also been extended to the southern peninsula.

NOTE: The Jokelandian government would like to promise that the Plutonium deposits will not be used to make nuclear weapons.

OPERATION DISCO INFERNO [Status]
1. Secure Plutonium deposits on southern peninsula. [COMPLETE]
2. [CLASSIFIED]
3. Create processing plant. [Progress: 50% Complete]
4. [CLASSIFIED]
5. [CLASSIFIED]

Traffic Light
Posted on 05-10-08 11:33 PM Link | Quote | ID: 83241


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I think RT-55J is expanding his land too fast.

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Arbe
Posted on 05-11-08 12:12 AM (rev. 3 of 05-11-08 12:22 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83244

go away
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Yeah, fuck ups, I'm back. This is looking to be the best thread in months.



I CLAIM THIS LAND AS MINE IN THE NAME OF THE USOD ! !

Quick statistics:

Population: 20 million, including man kind only. Recent law in the USOD has declared medical droids have rights if they so choose to.
Exports: Medicines, steel work, sentient technology.

Also:


pieguy1732
Posted on 05-11-08 01:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 83250


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Action:
-Sends 250 planes to Traffic Light's Badlands:



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xpCynic
Posted on 05-11-08 01:49 AM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 01:53 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83253


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- Station troops around borders (why'd I have to pick the landlocked country)
- Modernize the capital (why'd I have to pick the tiniest country)
- Prepare a rocket to send more colonists to moon base (why'd I have to oh forget it)

Laplace's Demon
Posted on 05-11-08 02:58 AM (rev. 2 of 05-11-08 03:31 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 83254


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Society for the Human Improvement of Nations (SHION)

Population: Varies; around 60,000 civilian workers, 373,000 military personnel, and 173,300 POWs (and rising)
Flag: The SHION has no culture; why would they need one?
Form of Government: Military Oligarchy (12 members of the Aesir plus the Grand Provost, Dr. Lanther Stiles Gréssot)

Description: Formed in the late 21st century as a nonprofit humanitarian aid provider. Thanks to its massive investments in scientific and medical research, particularly in the field of genetic engineering, the SHION helped avert the 2116 world hunger crisis by safely mass-producing vegetables and cloned meat, saving many Third World countries from total starvation. They also managed to solve the overporulation problem by pioneering space colonization in the form of low-cost Bernoulli-Lindbergh Orbital Civilian Habitats (BLOCHs, though usually referred to as BLOCKs). The organization eventually evolved into a sort of 'peacekeeping' organization, similar to the UN and NATO, holding only a token amount of soldiers in case of emergency.

But after the UN granted them a section of land in 2198, officially recognizing the SHION as a country, several unscrupulous leaders began to sow the seeds of imperialism. The world owed them a huge debt of gratitude for their past deeds, and it was time to collect, they thought. Slowly but surely, they secretly began to develop advanced weaponry, eventually expanding into outer space with its Gjallarhorn Project- death from above. SHION scientists perfected procedures for the genetic manipulation and augmentation of soldiers, mostly through trial-and-error, creating some truly horrible mutant beasts in the process. When they could no longer maintain their operations a secret and the other nations became concerned, the SHION simply began attacking everything in its path, reducing the opposition to rubble in a matter of weeks.

A new world. 14 nations ripe for the taking. With their impressive orbital bombardment capabilities, the latest in combat mechs, and hyper-augmented soldiers, the SHION once again sets its sights on... world domination!!

Weaponry:
• SHA-707 Nástrond, orbital assault platform: If it's made of lasers, this thing has them.
• SHS-93 Krishna, SHS-137 Beowulf, SHS-142 Freya, heavy attack battlecruisers; and a fleet of 400 other battleships.
• Shiten-mon series (Suzaku Dragon, Byakko Wolf, Genbu Fortress, Seiryuu Eagle): [classified]
• GAME (Genetic Augmentation and Metaphysical Enhancement): [classified]

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