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 Paragoomba Level: 21 Posts: 65/74 EXP: 49855 Next: 88 Since: 07-11-07 Last post: 5902 days Last view: 5957 days |
Ok, so it was a Thursday night and one of the local bars was having a special. Needless to say, I was trashed about 30 minutes after walking into the bar. I danced with some girls, played with pool and so forth. About 11:00 pm, I noticed this super hot chick. She was freaking amazing. I didn't know which body part to stare at. Then she walked over and we started talking. We took a few more shots together and started dancing. We got close and she said "let's head back to my lair." I was pretty excited and we left the bar. We walked back to her place and started making out on her couch.
Eventually, I was able to get her shirt off and she started taking off my clothes too. Then I started to notice that her skin was a little rough. It sort of felt scaly. I didn't really give it much thought. Then I started to take off her bra. But I felt something else. They also felt scaly, but I had no idea what they were. She prepared herself and we made sweet love. Now, the weird part. I woke up the next morning with a terrible headache. I rolled over and saw her. She had wings, a long neck, sharp teeth. "Heyy hon" she said as she got out of bed to get her panties from the floor. Then I noticed "her" penis. I had fucked a dragon with a penis. Does this make me gay? |
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Paragoomba Level: 21 Posts: 57/72 EXP: 48388 Next: 1555 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 5915 days Last view: 5157 days |
It's only gay if you liked it. ____________________ Not The Only Starfish |
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 Flurry Level: 37 Posts: 221/256 EXP: 324474 Next: 13779 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5684 days Last view: 4161 days |
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 Yellow Stalfos Level: 71 Posts: 187/1145 EXP: 3035758 Next: 131356 Since: 07-06-07 From: Québec Last post: 3626 days Last view: 2878 days |
Looks like CrimsonGX is speechless... |
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 Goomba Level: 15 Posts: 13/33 EXP: 14788 Next: 1596 Since: 08-28-07 Last post: 5787 days Last view: 5924 days |
Trippin' balls man. |
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 Porcupo Level: 41 Posts: 314/317 EXP: 447129 Next: 33016 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5933 days Last view: 3142 days |
Nothing original here. I'm disappointed. ____________________  |
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 The Guardian Moloch whose eyes are a thousand blind windows! Level: 124 Posts: 1067/4196 EXP: 21532680 Next: 303921 Since: 02-19-07 From: Ithaca, NY, US Last post: 471 days Last view: 84 days |
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