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GreyMaria
Posted on 10-22-07 09:23 PM (rev. 2 of 10-22-07 09:26 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 68368

>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese
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A "Bullshittean Emitter" or effect or cause or whatever is anything, that for some strange bullshit reason, doesn't work right even though it should and you did everything correctly.

Anyone ever encountered something like this, be it in a game, real life, or whatever?

<Edit by KP9000> Try to keep thread titles clean, even though the posts really aren't.

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Cat Justice
Posted on 10-22-07 09:47 PM (rev. 2 of 10-22-07 09:49 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 68369


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Last view: 5343 days 		Holy crap. Everytime I fight Blaze on Mortal Kombat Armageddon! I could beat the ever-living shit out of everyone else but Blaze.

Some of the characters are Boss characters (Goro, Moloch, Onaga etc...) and are placed at the top of the ladder. All the boss characters are unaffected by grabs (R1 specials) which are essential against blocks. I notice that if I finish the ladder in less than 10 minutes, the bullshit engine is engaged. Then I spend a good 20+ minutes trying to beat the cheating AI.

Not only is Blaze immune to grabs but almost all his moves consist of pop-ups, knock-downs, and this god-awful Rolling thunder move (which are unblockable) that usually kills me since he can STILL inflict pain on me while I'm passed out on the ground. What's even worse is 90% of the time, the block and parry button won't register when Blaze pulverizes me with a series of the same exact punch while my character is getting knocked the fuck out. Then when I use specials or knockdown attacks, Blaze manages to block EVERY ONE.

Then I notice that when the time gets to around 24-30 minutes, Blaze's AI returns to a normal state and only THEN is my character is allowed to hit Blaze without getting blocked. By then I am so pissed I yell "YEAH! FUCK YOU! YOU CHEATING BITCH!" and flip off the television. God, what have I become!?

Zem
Posted on 10-22-07 09:57 PM Link | Quote | ID: 68371


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Something that constantly emits bullshit??? What about those guys on ||board?? Hehe.

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GreyMaria
Posted on 10-22-07 10:00 PM Link | Quote | ID: 68372

>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese
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I'll add one of mine.


Okay, if you have Pokemon Diamond or Pearl you should know what I'm talking about.

You know the Poketch app Dot Artist? Well, just try to make a perfect pixel-by-pixel copy of the Pokeball in the X menu.


You can't do it. Why? Bullshittean emitters cause the button to be magically higher on the ball than in your copy, no matter how hard you try to fix it!

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KP9000
Posted on 10-22-07 10:03 PM Link | Quote | ID: 68373


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Posted by Zem
Something that constantly emits bullshit??? What about those guys on ||board?? Hehe.
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That was unnessesary. Point one under "DON'T" in the FAQ explicitly states not to spam.


What the fuck? This is almost surreal.

Anyways, yeah, I know what you mean. A lot of racing games have this kind of emitter. If you get too far ahead of other racers, they somehow gain an extra boost of speed and get right back up to you. This is even more noticeable when you cheat. Check out the orange car in RC Pro-AM. You win so many races, he gets a nitro boost or something like that.

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Mystery Gourmet
Posted on 10-23-07 04:43 AM (rev. 2 of 10-23-07 04:44 AM) Link | Quote | ID: 68405


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Posted by Grey Megatron
A "Bullshittean Emitter" or effect or cause or whatever is anything, that for some strange bullshit reason, doesn't work right even though it should and you did everything correctly.

<Edit by KP9000> Try to keep thread titles clean, even though the posts really aren't.


bullshit emitter

yeah stop talking about yourself

GreyMaria
Posted on 10-23-07 04:44 AM Link | Quote | ID: 68406

>implying even the Japanese understand the Japanese
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Posted by Mystery Gourmet
Posted by Grey Megatron
A "Bullshittean Emitter" or effect or cause or whatever is anything, that for some strange bullshit reason, doesn't work right even though it should and you did everything correctly.

<Edit by KP9000> Try to keep thread titles clean, even though the posts really aren't.


are you talking about yourself here because im kind of confused


No, I'm talking about your brain.

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Dr_Death16
Posted on 10-23-07 05:22 AM Link | Quote | ID: 68419


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Posted by Grey Megatron
Posted by Mystery Gourmet
Posted by Grey Megatron
A "Bullshittean Emitter" or effect or cause or whatever is anything, that for some strange bullshit reason, doesn't work right even though it should and you did everything correctly.

<Edit by KP9000> Try to keep thread titles clean, even though the posts really aren't.


are you talking about yourself here because im kind of confused


No, I'm talking about your brain.
oh snap, valcion will not get over that one anytime soon

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Dr. Hell
Posted on 10-23-07 07:21 AM Link | Quote | ID: 68422


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Posted by Cat Justice
Holy crap. Everytime I fight Blaze on Mortal Kombat Armageddon! I could beat the ever-living shit out of everyone else but Blaze.

Some of the characters are Boss characters (Goro, Moloch, Onaga etc...) and are placed at the top of the ladder. All the boss characters are unaffected by grabs (R1 specials) which are essential against blocks. I notice that if I finish the ladder in less than 10 minutes, the bullshit engine is engaged. Then I spend a good 20+ minutes trying to beat the cheating AI.

Not only is Blaze immune to grabs but almost all his moves consist of pop-ups, knock-downs, and this god-awful Rolling thunder move (which are unblockable) that usually kills me since he can STILL inflict pain on me while I'm passed out on the ground. What's even worse is 90% of the time, the block and parry button won't register when Blaze pulverizes me with a series of the same exact punch while my character is getting knocked the fuck out. Then when I use specials or knockdown attacks, Blaze manages to block EVERY ONE.

Then I notice that when the time gets to around 24-30 minutes, Blaze's AI returns to a normal state and only THEN is my character is allowed to hit Blaze without getting blocked. By then I am so pissed I yell "YEAH! FUCK YOU! YOU CHEATING BITCH!" and flip off the television. God, what have I become!?


I don't agree with that for the most part. I've rarely ever had problems with Blaze. The only time I really have is when I'm using a character that I'm not very good with. Now the boss character before Blaze is another story. I always have problems with the boss character before hand, especially Moloch. I had a hard time imagining how they could make Moloch any harder... then I got Armageddon...

CKY-9K
Posted on 10-23-07 09:06 PM Link | Quote | ID: 68465


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The image-flipping technique for Game Maker's "Draw a part from an image" function, and it's view porting are both unexact.

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YD
Posted on 10-27-07 10:05 PM Link | Quote | ID: 68732


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Posted by Super-Mecha KP9001
Posted by Zem
Something that constantly emits bullshit??? What about those guys on ||board?? Hehe.
Posted by Zem's custom title
That was unnessesary. Point one under "DON'T" in the FAQ explicitly states not to spam.


What the fuck? This is almost surreal.
haha are you serious

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