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en a grape before. I find them really tasty, and they're just so good, it's hard to eat just one, you usually have to eat a whole branch of them or something. Why is that, anyway? It's just something to ponder about. Grapes are just really addictive. Why does grape juice taste different from actual grapes? I mean, if I juiced my own grapes, the juice would taste like 10 times sweeter. It's just something I've always wondered. Another thing is that I don't like cranberries. Old people seem to like cranberries, but I think it's because their sense of taste has degraded to the point where they can't tell if they like it or not, so they eat them because they're healthy. Cranberry juice is just blech for me. Why are cranberries getting into everything nowadays? A lot of oceanspray juices are some fruit plus cranberries. It's almost unavoidable. They find tons of stuff to add cranberries to. What's the point? To enhance the flavor? It just tastes like chicken with cranapple, it doesn't accentuate anything at all. It's like that asprin that has asprin for men, and special asprin for women that has calcium in it. "For strong bones, try new women's asprin, with calcium." Why? There's no point to adding calcium to it, it's just unnecessary garbage. And why did they make it women only? Are men not worthy of strong bones? Or are women just so weak, that they need to have extra calcium in stuff they use? I need to watch my weight, no more carbohydrates for me! Hell, let's lose the vitamin C in our diet too, it's just unnecessary weight. Come to think of it, let's just all eat carboard. I'm sure it's healthier than everything else on the market, and it probably doesn't add weight, and it probably doesn't have any negative health effects. Probably. Did you even do your research? What's the point of these stupid diets anyway? It all has no taste. Why would you eat something you can't even taste? Isn't that one of the things that makes eating enjoyable, the good taste? All of the fun stuff that makes you feel good is prohibited. In the future, sex will probably be affected too. You'll probably have the semen extracted from you scientifically, and then the woman has an egg extracted from her, and then the semen gets injected directly to the egg. Sure it procreates, but it's not fun at all, and dammit, it's not natural. This is probably where we're all headed. Everything fun will be removed from life. That is, if the 1000 life-threatening risks that are inevitably unstoppably headed our way don't wipe out the human race first. Cell phones give you cancer, the sun gives you cancer, too much food gives you cancer, LIFE gives you cancer. Hell, life is just one huge tumor that's just waiting to kill you. And then what? As it turns out, the tumor was caused by a highly contageous disease that is spread through the air, and causes death within 3 minutes of infection. Whoops, looks like we're all completely screwed beyond all hope whatsoever. What's the point? Another thing that annoys me is how obsessively clean children nowaday's environment is. "I throw my food in the toilet and then eat it". Good for you little Timmy. Here's a huge illness so you can learn not to be such a dumbass in the future. WHOOPS, there's a pill that'll cure it, so it turns out you won't learn your lesson after all! Sorry, but that's not how experience works. Another problem this leads to is immunity. Kids will grow up with no immunities whatsoever. Oh damn, I touched a hand rail that someone sneezed on last year, I'm going to get the flu! Oh god, I hope I can get to my antibiotics in time! Nom nom nom. Whoops I'm dead! Turns out that was cyanide! Why the hell does Tylenol make cyanide pills, and then have "Tylenol" printed in huge print? They'll probably do that in the future. They'll find out that cyanide cures aids or something, side effects include death. There's a pill for everything now. What happened to suppositories? No, I mean, who came up with the idea that shoving something up your ass can cure something? It's ridiculous and immature, but it probably won the woman a super huge award. Yes, a woman, who else would it have been? The other day, I was trying to get a drink from the vending machine, and it took my dollar, but didn't give me any credit for it. Why the hell haven't they come up with a better system yet? I mean, we can create this super fast 10 trillion math formulas computed per millisecond superprocessor thingy, but we can't make a system that fucking takes a dollar, and identifies it as a dollar without it getting jammed in the mechanism? I dunno, if life, technology, biology, physics, and all that stuff is all about balance, I think we have a serious imbalance somewhere.
tl;dr: Grapes taste sweet like cranberrys getting into asprin that has cyanide in pills with calcium that you shove in vending machines that can't tell there's an imbalance. ____________________  |
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Spike Dragon Level: 57 Posts: 677/705 EXP: 1483148 Next: 2780 Since: 02-19-07 From:
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OH GOD DAMMIT! You're absolutely right! I fail at life.  ____________________ |
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 Paragoomba Level: 21 Posts: 17/74 EXP: 49862 Next: 81 Since: 07-11-07 Last post: 5904 days Last view: 5959 days |
Sarcasm, too. |
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 Mole Level: 43 Posts: 307/365 EXP: 552423 Next: 12623 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5341 days Last view: 5341 days |
If you really want to piss off your English teacher, you should hand this essay in and say, "It took me 3 weeks to achieve perfection! You'd be a fool to deny such a masterpiece! So... how about that 100%?"
But I did read it all the way through and your argument was quite amusing. I overlooked the whole women and mens' vitamin hype before and never thought of how marketing ploys can get so inane. From what I can tell, you probably didn't get very much sleep the previous night while contemplating this mess. Well done. You earned yourself half a jug of diet vanilla apple cranberry grapefruit orange juice with ginko balboa, deoxyribonucleic acid (possibly from aborted fetuses), Vitamin b-13, soylent green and potassium sorbate. But the bad news is, it's for women! :O |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 1648/3965 EXP: 19781447 Next: 275249 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3303 days Last view: 2053 days |
I'm curious, where did you get this text?
Is it from a old assigment of yours? xD It does remind me what a retarded classmate of mine wrote... ____________________ AIM: gamefreak1337, MSN: Emil_sim@spray.se, XMPP: ailure@xmpp.kafuka.org
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 1960/4792 EXP: 26233137 Next: 191483 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3736 days Last view: 3648 days |
It looks like everyone there is a retard  ____________________ |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 1649/3965 EXP: 19781447 Next: 275249 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3303 days Last view: 2053 days |
Not my classmate Jason there though. His reply is highly sarcastic, as the few parts that are readable... was ripped from his submission.  ____________________ AIM: gamefreak1337, MSN: Emil_sim@spray.se, XMPP: ailure@xmpp.kafuka.org
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Porcupo banned Level: 40 Posts: 122/312 EXP: 431045 Next: 10264 Since: 07-29-07 Last post: 5914 days Last view: 5885 days |
 Posted by 31cisabupcreally? teacher of an AP class was forced to only look at the regurgitation of facts and disregard any lack of writing skill? hmm. rereading your post, you're saying the teacher was forced to assign that paper? ____________________ |
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