Posted by Cat Justice

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What was logical to you as a child?


I am sorry if my old logic offends anyone but this is what I thought when I was around 4-9 years old.

1.) Clouds are fluffy because they're made of cotton candy.
2.) You must be married and kiss in order to have a baby. I don't want to kiss girls.
3.) You can only marry people who are the same color as you are otherwise you go to jail.
4.) If you ride your bike on the stripes in the parkinglot on a hot day, you'll be engulfed in flames.
5.) Hitler, Napoleon, what's the difference? They were both mean guys who wanted to rule the world.
6.) Presidents are supposed to tell everyone what to do.
7.) If you get germs in your mouth off the floor, your head will spin and you'll turn into a dinosaur.
8.) Swallowing watermelon seeds will result in an overgrowth of watermelons in your stomach and you'll rupture.
9.) If you share germs with someone, you'll get AIDs.
10.) You need lotion so your body won't turn into sand.
11.) Women can't drive cars, it's impossible because girls hate cars.
12.) If your hair is cut short, you're a boy. If you wear a dress, you're a girl.
13.) Our skeletons have screws in them so our joints will stay together and move the way they're supposed to.
14.) When I grow up, I want to be a diabetic so I can tell people what to eat. I hate it when people eat all the sprinkle donuts.
15.) You're not cool unless you like the color green, have pushpops, lunchables and pizza for lunch and like basketball.
16.) If you think hard enough, you can fly.
17.) A hundred and one (101) is the highest number in the world because that's alot of dalmatians.
18.) Whoever this Santa Clause guy is, he better leave some of those brownies for the rest of us, that bastard.
19.) When you're 10 years old, you can drive.
20.) You can make gold out of dead grass and straw.
21.) If you're fat, you're stupid.
22.) Only grown-ups can use computers. If kids try to use them, they will explode.
23.) Eating mushrooms will make you grow tall.
24.) If you have $100, you're a millionaire.
25.) My dad weighs 200lbs so he must weigh 1 ton.
26.) You're as tall as you weigh. I'm 44lbs so I'm 44 feet tall.
27.) Touching the same object as your friend while playing tag means that they're tagged.
28.) A person's rank is based on how much they weigh. The more you weigh the greater you are. I still think fat people are stupid.
29.) If you find something cute, choke it to death and bite its head off to show how much you care.
30.) The closet is my home. Get out!

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I used to think I could see other part of the levels in videogames if I looked at the tv from a different angle (160º or so);

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Posted by kcunk

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I don't want to sound rude but... perhaps you should see a doctor?

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