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Xkeeper

Posted on 02-23-07 09:28 AM

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I added a spatula yesterday (yes, a rubber one, let go of me Taryn)...

I added another dumb one today

I'm trying to think of more silly low-level items to add in (that are really just kind of silly and absurd to use as actual items), as the more serious ones can be even slightly more expensive... even Battle Royale had a paper fan as a weapon

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Metal_Man88

Posted on 02-23-07 09:30 AM

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I want to use "Overinflated Self Confidence" as a weapon.

MaxKnight

Posted on 02-23-07 09:31 AM

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But the goggles do nothing! You HAVE to buy them!

Er... Ignore this...

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Posted on 02-23-07 09:31 AM

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Temari fucking kicks ass with her battle fan.

Hell, I named someone from Makai Kingdom her for that very reason...

Tarale

Posted on 02-23-07 09:32 AM

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I'm still fond of the idea of having bacon that you can strap to yourself as armor. Course, I seem to have a mild "thing" with bacon at the moment.

The fact that bacon as armor is probably even more useless than a rubber spatula as a weapon amuses me.

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Krisan Thyme

Posted on 02-23-07 09:33 AM

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I noticed you were missing a Broken Stick in your weapon list.

Other than that... Hmm, I'll get back to you on that after I've given it more thought.

Oh, and yes, I second the Bacon Equipment idea.

Metal_Man88

Posted on 02-23-07 09:33 AM

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Armour Hotdog Armor FTW

That, and closet Simpsons references.

The Kins

Posted on 02-23-07 01:39 PM

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Random useless item ideas...

Shotgun (Broken, unloaded, beyond use, and in multiple pieces, but a shotgun regardless)
Curious Lack Of Pants (The worst armor ever)
Ever-Shiny Boots Of Knuck's Tounge-Polish

Gywall

Posted on 02-23-07 01:43 PM

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It lack knives, daggers and more short stabby stuff D: And where's the "Microsoft Windows" armor that gives -50 def? ____________________
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roxahris

Posted on 02-23-07 01:57 PM

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Posted by MaxKnight
But the goggles do nothing! You HAVE to buy them!

I took that very seriously. Now I have a Kitchen knife, Fur coat, Plastic plate, and a pair of useless Goggles. Well, at least they look cool... wait, wait, I can't see them. Drat

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Well that was a waste of... 25... coins. I should have saved up to get a DOS Prompt.
Oops.

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Ailure

Posted on 02-23-07 04:45 PM

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Needs more furry related stuff.

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Ziff

Posted on 02-23-07 04:48 PM

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I bought a 60 dollar fountain pen a year ago. I also bought 25 dollars worth of ink cartridges for it. I used it a lot.

The company no longer produces cartridges. : (

Kernal

Posted on 02-23-07 05:18 PM

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I spent $140 on Windows XP Home and it didn't have a CD key, so it was worthless. (I do like Linux, but I need Windows for school)

Nicole

Posted on 02-23-07 05:20 PM

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I still want to equip DOS Prompt

Though I like some of the new items... Steel-toed flip-flops?

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Katelyn

Posted on 02-23-07 05:22 PM

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A good idea for the item shop would be "Magic Panties" xd

Ziff

Posted on 02-23-07 05:36 PM

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X-Keeper should do Ziff a big favour and give him lots of bling in order to have an enforcer on the board.

Trapster

Posted on 02-23-07 06:20 PM

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Posted by Ailure
Needs more furry related stuff.

Adamantium tail with spikes on it becomes quite a deadly weapon. Add that.

Then we have the claws of the same material. Might say that adamantium is nearly impossible to break.

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Kles

Posted on 02-23-07 07:19 PM

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IIDX controller.

As a helmet.

Kattwah

Posted on 02-23-07 08:41 PM

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Invisible armor

Also: Battle fan from Smash Brothers (If it wasnt already there)

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Kasdarack

Posted on 02-23-07 09:38 PM

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Posted by Tarale
I'm still fond of the idea of having bacon that you can strap to yourself as armor. Course, I seem to have a mild "thing" with bacon at the moment.

The fact that bacon as armor is probably even more useless than a rubber spatula as a weapon amuses me.

Actually I'd think bacon armor would be weak vs. spatulas, for obvious reasons.

Also, bacon armor would eventually attract ants. I think I'll pass =)

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