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Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 294/2846 EXP: 12037304 Next: 224956 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6069 days Last view: 2806 days |
- Giving everyone a set position and moving them randomly every time they view a page
- Randomly giving coins on a post (not always, but just like 1:50 chance or something) - AcmlmLottery all over again - A card-based game with Acmlmboarders as the faces - "Make Tina say this" - Automatic nosepicker - "Slap this user with a trout" - Water fountain, complete with "toss in a coin" feature - ...that bans you for an hour randomly - Babel-mangle post preview - Rotating smilies - Slots! - Post rating - Theft - Easy-cheese squeezer - Time limits - Random chance to be administrator for 5 page views - A list of dumb features to never, ever implement ____________________ I dealt with it. |
Metal_Man88 |
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Level: 48 Posts: 72/458 EXP: 777083 Next: 46460 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3039 days Last view: 3039 days |
Don't forget!
-13:37 sign that appears at that time only -Twinkle Star Randomly appearing -Swedish Chef filter which activates on April Fools day -Not implementing the AE Torture scheme |
Tarale |
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Spiny Level: 53 Posts: 125/578 EXP: 1101694 Next: 55425 Since: 02-19-07 From: Adelaide, South Australia Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6085 days |
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Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 44/1881 EXP: 6467061 Next: 183603 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6156 days Last view: 6146 days |
- The Virtual AcmlmToilet
- Automatic five-second ban for anyome making a post containing the word "conglomerate" - Soul-selling function (because it's banned on eBay) - Acmlmboard Radio. Playing whatever random songs Xkeeper finds that have no copyright restrictions on them. - Rom database |
Stifu |
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Cobrat Level: 56 Posts: 6/666 EXP: 1362319 Next: 35857 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 695 days Last view: 317 days |
Hmmm...
- User rating |
Gywall |
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Level: 52 Posts: 14/561 EXP: 1053415 Next: 30425 Since: 02-19-07 From: UK Last post: 4557 days Last view: 2931 days |
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Ailure |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 232/3965 EXP: 19794016 Next: 262680 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3311 days Last view: 2061 days |
Posted by StifuUnecessary e-penis? Yep. :/ And then the people who always complained when they get a low user rating... ____________________ AIM: gamefreak1337, MSN: Emil_sim@spray.se, XMPP: ailure@xmpp.kafuka.org
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Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 46/1881 EXP: 6467061 Next: 183603 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6156 days Last view: 6146 days |
I agree that the user rating was a bad idea. Either people complained about low ratings or they didn't pay attention to it at all. |
Stifu |
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Cobrat Level: 56 Posts: 8/666 EXP: 1362319 Next: 35857 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 695 days Last view: 317 days |
Posted by AilurePosted by StifuUnecessary e-penis? + waste of database space, and useless shits in the PHP files, regardless of how little. |
Nicole |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 160/363 EXP: 548301 Next: 16745 Since: 02-19-07 From: Massachusetts/Virginia Last post: 4359 days Last view: 3337 days |
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Ailure |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 238/3965 EXP: 19794016 Next: 262680 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3311 days Last view: 2061 days |
Man, I remember that exploit. It was always fun to see negative ratings. ____________________ AIM: gamefreak1337, MSN: Emil_sim@spray.se, XMPP: ailure@xmpp.kafuka.org
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Nicole |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 163/363 EXP: 548301 Next: 16745 Since: 02-19-07 From: Massachusetts/Virginia Last post: 4359 days Last view: 3337 days |
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Mervill |
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Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 39/87 EXP: 64333 Next: 3390 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Moon Last post: 6239 days Last view: 6232 days |
some of thoes fetures remind me of gaiaonline
Ya, i used to be a member, but im not anymore |
Xeogred |
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Porcupo Level: 40 Posts: 113/305 EXP: 422300 Next: 19009 Since: 02-19-07 From: Temple of Time Last post: 6127 days Last view: 6127 days |
The card game with our faces would be amazing. |
Raccoon Sam |
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Cobrat Level: 56 Posts: 53/672 EXP: 1381066 Next: 17110 Since: 02-19-07 From: Hi Last post: 3477 days Last view: 2708 days |
-13:37
-Javascripted flying Milk Carton that randomly appears on some page with the chances of 1:1000 and if you click it it takes you to a secret taco palace ____________________ |
Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 249/1301 EXP: 3720233 Next: 106671 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
e-Deodorant.
Actually, that probably wouldn't be the worst idea.... |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 53/1881 EXP: 6467061 Next: 183603 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6156 days Last view: 6146 days |
I suppose when the Internet technology advances to the point in which smells can be transmitted across wire...but would people want such a feature? |
Caos |
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Paragoomba Level: 20 Posts: 35/65 EXP: 41545 Next: 894 Since: 02-19-07 From: Camrose, AB Last post: 6242 days Last view: 6127 days |
Posted by Eyeball Eaters Then one could only imagine how far you could go with practical jokes |
RT-55J |
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Armor Guardian Level: 81 Posts: 3/1562 EXP: 4892886 Next: 99963 Since: 02-23-07 From: Wild Side Arcade Last post: 323 days Last view: 64 days |
Posted by Xkeeper You fail at life. |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 56/1816 EXP: 6134521 Next: 7586 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6155 days Last view: 6155 days |
- "Delete the entire board" button
- Randomly setting everyone's scheme to "AE torture" - Thousands of Javascript popups appearing once every 337 views |
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