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Xkeeper
Posted on 02-23-07 09:20 AM Link | Quote | ID: 5595


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- Randomly giving coins on a post (not always, but just like 1:50 chance or something)
- AcmlmLottery all over again
- A card-based game with Acmlmboarders as the faces
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- ...that bans you for an hour randomly
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- Post rating
- Theft
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- Time limits
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- A list of dumb features to never, ever implement

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Metal_Man88
Posted on 02-23-07 09:22 AM Link | Quote | ID: 5600


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-13:37 sign that appears at that time only
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-Not implementing the AE Torture scheme

Tarale
Posted on 02-23-07 09:22 AM Link | Quote | ID: 5601


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<!--stupid center and width hack-->
I'm just happy you implemented my beloved rubber spatula.

I wouldn't mind seeing the random coins thing, provided it has a cool animation or something so you feel like you've won something from the world's most pointless poker machine.

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Kernal
Posted on 02-23-07 01:51 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5739

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Stifu
Posted on 02-23-07 01:55 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5741


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- User rating

Gywall
Posted on 02-23-07 01:58 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5743


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- Acmlmboard brand Toilet Paper.
- Marquee Board Mode.
- White and White colour scheme

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Ailure
Posted on 02-23-07 04:29 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5783

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Posted by Stifu
Hmmm...

- User rating
Unecessary e-penis?

Yep. :/ And then the people who always complained when they get a low user rating...

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Kernal
Posted on 02-23-07 05:15 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5800

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Last view: 6141 days 		I agree that the user rating was a bad idea. Either people complained about low ratings or they didn't pay attention to it at all.

Stifu
Posted on 02-23-07 06:07 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5826


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Posted by Ailure
Posted by Stifu
Hmmm...

- User rating
Unecessary e-penis?

Yep. :/ And then the people who always complained when they get a low user rating...

+ waste of database space, and useless shits in the PHP files, regardless of how little.

Nicole
Posted on 02-23-07 06:17 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5829


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Though I liked fooling around with profile "Rate User" buttons in the early days to give ratings of 10,000 or whatever...

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Ailure
Posted on 02-23-07 06:48 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5846

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Man, I remember that exploit. It was always fun to see negative ratings.

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Nicole
Posted on 02-23-07 08:16 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5882


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Another item for the list is an edit button, really it's just a waste of time, don't bother... *gets attacked by the rest of the board*

The user rating was demanded by a lot of people at the time...

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Mervill
Posted on 02-23-07 08:21 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5883


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Ya, i used to be a member, but im not anymore

Xeogred
Posted on 02-23-07 08:37 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5884


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Raccoon Sam
Posted on 02-23-07 08:52 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5891


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-Javascripted flying Milk Carton that randomly appears on some page with the chances of 1:1000 and if you click it it takes you to a secret taco palace

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Kles
Posted on 02-23-07 11:04 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5954


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Actually, that probably wouldn't be the worst idea....

Kernal
Posted on 02-23-07 11:56 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5990

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Last view: 6141 days 		I suppose when the Internet technology advances to the point in which smells can be transmitted across wire...but would people want such a feature?

Caos
Posted on 02-23-07 11:59 PM Link | Quote | ID: 5994


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Posted by Eyeball Eaters
I suppose when the Internet technology advances to the point in which smells can be transmitted across wire...but would people want such a feature?


Then one could only imagine how far you could go with practical jokes

RT-55J
Posted on 02-24-07 01:15 AM Link | Quote | ID: 6032

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Posted by Xkeeper
- Automatic nosepicker

You fail at life.

Katelyn
Posted on 02-24-07 01:19 AM Link | Quote | ID: 6037

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