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| Main - General Chat - What could be greater than golf with a gator? | New thread | New reply |
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 Shyguy Level: 23 Posts: 73/87 EXP: 64317 Next: 3406 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6125 days Last view: 5731 days |
So a man was golfing at the Lake Venice Golf Club in Florida. While on the sixth hole, he hit his ball into the water. When he went to retrieve it, a one-eyed alligator attacked him, biting his arm, and pulling him in the water. The guy managed to escape by beating the alligator with his other arm until it freed him. He survived with minor injuries. Seems familiar? That's right, the whole prospect of a one-eyed alligator attacking a golfer basically makes this a real-life version of what happened in Happy Gilmore. Now all that has to happen is for the guy's best friend to encounter the alligator, kill it, cut off its head, and present it to him.
You can read the full article here. |
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 Goomba Level: 15 Posts: 30/32 EXP: 14302 Next: 2082 Since: 03-30-07 From: Reading the Psalms. Last post: 6153 days Last view: 6147 days |
If you're ever attacked by an alligator, the best thing to do is poke at its eyes. ____________________  |
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 Morton Koopa Feel the pain of those inferior beings...as you burn in hell! Level: 98 Posts: 729/2410 EXP: 9376993 Next: 277360 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden Last post: 4520 days Last view: 4502 days |
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 1043/1471 EXP: 4471660 Next: 107807 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6092 days Last view: 6085 days |
Well there is such a thing as Gator Golf in Little Rock, you know... |
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 Melon Bug Level: 58 Posts: 427/732 EXP: 1569595 Next: 7951 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 4259 days Last view: 3518 days |
Posted by Valkyrie And everywhere else in the world... 
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 1047/1471 EXP: 4471660 Next: 107807 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6092 days Last view: 6085 days |
Far better. |
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 Red Koopa Level: 27 Posts: 64/127 EXP: 112868 Next: 3291 Since: 04-23-07 Last post: 6096 days Last view: 6074 days |
Posted by Valkyrie And Fayetteville, too. |
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 Lakitu Level: 52 Posts: 375/555 EXP: 1036318 Next: 47522 Since: 02-19-07 From: Citra, Florida Last post: 6021 days Last view: 4452 days |
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 1050/1471 EXP: 4471660 Next: 107807 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6092 days Last view: 6085 days |
Posted by Craig341Posted by Valkyrie OH, so I'm not the only one in this state. |
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