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Koitenshin -∞ |
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Happy Hour! Level: 81 Posts: 1472/1556 EXP: 4850289 Next: 142560 Since: 03-25-07 Last post: 2678 days Last view: 2676 days |
I thought this would make a good post for Computing. Basically post about weird things or bugs you've come across in software that made you go "This is stupid".
You know the Software Developer is an idiot when... They put the unlock code into the executable file in plain text format that can be found easily with a Hex Editor. XD ____________________ What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1809/1816 EXP: 6131130 Next: 10977 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6148 days |
A virus checker thinks some legit program is a virus when it's really not. |
setz |
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Spike fuck~ Level: 58 Posts: 487/722 EXP: 1537208 Next: 40338 Since: 02-19-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5293 days Last view: 2580 days |
Posted by Katelyn Hello AVG meet YY-CHR ...when they put "preferences" in the edit menu... just a beef with this FF that came with ubuntu, I recall "preferences/settings"etc under tools or settings or something in everything else. standards man ..when they test their website only with IE6 ..when they think their text-interface blackjack game is fucking awesome and then you show them your graphical picross game (lol school nerd bragging rights) ____________________ |
Luigi-San |
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Melon Bug Level: 58 Posts: 400/732 EXP: 1569172 Next: 8374 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 4255 days Last view: 3514 days |
You know the Software Developer is an idiot when...
You just have to hold shift to disable their copy protection feature. 400 posts! |
MiniCompute |
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Bubble Level: 66 Posts: 25/981 EXP: 2421952 Next: 39899 Since: 04-25-07 Last post: 492 days Last view: 700 days |
Or when some software developers think they made a -BIG HIT- with customers after v6.0 they go on to make v7.0. they copy old coding with new coding adding features which will make any fast p4 or amd 64 lock up or fuck up making you go into a full blooded rage...... some 7.0 software that came out AOL 7 nero 7.0 after a stable version of premium winavi 7.2- 7.9 which is really fucked up, Windows Vista (7) currently has its a fair share of problems, DW MX 2004 (7.0) gets unstable with AV running in the background or after a month forgets you have a paid copy and makes you reregister again, and roxio 7.0 iolo v 7.0 and ZoneAlarm Pro 7.0 which both of them constantly lock up the CPU at %100. |
HyperHacker |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 999/1220 EXP: 3367464 Next: 118404 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6094 days Last view: 6077 days |
When the program clearly hasn't even been tested (big impossible to miss fuckups on the interface, important functionality missing, etc). |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 1369/4792 EXP: 26235308 Next: 189312 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3737 days Last view: 3649 days |
Darkdata |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 310/366 EXP: 554828 Next: 10218 Since: 02-19-07 From: Last post: 6128 days Last view: 6126 days |
They made the interface for The Gimp. ____________________ |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1810/1816 EXP: 6131130 Next: 10977 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6148 days |
When Firefox fails to render a page because the web page designer uses outdated technology (ActiveX anyone?). |
Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 2337/2846 EXP: 12030653 Next: 231607 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6062 days Last view: 2799 days |
...they report a memory leak as a "feature".
(Hello, Firefox) ____________________ I dealt with it. |
HyperHacker |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 1000/1220 EXP: 3367464 Next: 118404 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6094 days Last view: 6077 days |
They designed XSL. |
Darkdata |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 311/366 EXP: 554828 Next: 10218 Since: 02-19-07 From: Last post: 6128 days Last view: 6126 days |
Posted by Katelyn Which gets the blame, firefox or the developer? ____________________ |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1811/1816 EXP: 6131130 Next: 10977 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6148 days |
Posted by DarkdataPosted by Katelyn The web page designer, actually :/ |
HydraPheetz |
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Red Cheep-cheep Level: 34 Posts: 130/216 EXP: 251545 Next: 2106 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6089 days Last view: 6070 days |
Posted by KatelynPosted by DarkdataPosted by Katelyn The developers. 8D ____________________ |
OoBurns |
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Boo Level: 68 Posts: 780/1036 EXP: 2642097 Next: 86703 Since: 02-19-07 From: It is a mystery. Last post: 5724 days Last view: 5724 days |
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Dwedit |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 69/162 EXP: 163173 Next: 2696 Since: 03-07-07 From: Chicago Last post: 3521 days Last view: 1616 days |
The processor is a Z80, and someone uses the "RLC A" instruction. ____________________ |
MaxKnight |
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Bullet Bill Level: 50 Posts: 429/502 EXP: 891157 Next: 56160 Since: 02-20-07 From: Springfield, Ohio Last post: 6101 days Last view: 6077 days |
BooUrns, what state is that map from? I ask because there is a John Bryan State Park here in Ohio. It's actually pretty close to Springfield, too... ____________________ My current complication: Girl's name who gets no more than 10 minutes of screen time in the actual game. |
OoBurns |
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Boo Level: 68 Posts: 781/1036 EXP: 2642097 Next: 86703 Since: 02-19-07 From: It is a mystery. Last post: 5724 days Last view: 5724 days |
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Black Lord |
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Red Cheep-cheep Level: 35 Posts: 110/220 EXP: 258549 Next: 21387 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5424 days Last view: 5424 days |
When fuck heads don't comment there code and one has to study there code for extended period of time just to figure out wtf they were doing. ____________________ |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1876/1881 EXP: 6463486 Next: 187178 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6149 days Last view: 6139 days |
I find it just as annoying when they really overcomment, as in:
int main() // The main function which returns an int { // This starts the main function printf("hello world"); // Prints the words hello world return 0; // Returns 0 } // This ends the main function |
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