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Dwedit |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 57/162 EXP: 163157 Next: 2712 Since: 03-07-07 From: Chicago Last post: 3520 days Last view: 1614 days |
You know your hexadecimal output routine is broken when it displays the character "G". ____________________ |
Hiryuu |
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 819/1471 EXP: 4470024 Next: 109443 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6087 days Last view: 6080 days |
You know...I had to run that sentence through me three times before I got it. |
GuyPerfect |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 55/155 EXP: 152616 Next: 13253 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 6046 days Last view: 5995 days |
You know something's messing with your memory when an unsigned variable outputs a negative number. |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1751/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
Um...I know something's wrong with Linux when I get a BSOD? |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1679/1816 EXP: 6130538 Next: 11569 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6147 days Last view: 6147 days |
You know something is wrong when you try to play Atomic Kitten, and get Cranberries instead. |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1754/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
Yeah, it means Katelyn's ex-girlfriend has been in your CD collection. |
Sukasa |
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Red Birdo Level: 92 Posts: 241/2112 EXP: 7690163 Next: 66774 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 4449 days Last view: 3221 days |
You know something's wrong when... Windows hasn't restart-requiring BSOD'd in over 4 months? (by that I mean "File write error" due to a bad sector doesn't count. Besides, I didn't have to restart anything ) |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1755/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
Depends on what version of Windows it is. XP is pretty stable, for instance. 98, on the other hand... |
Sukasa |
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Red Birdo Level: 92 Posts: 242/2112 EXP: 7690163 Next: 66774 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 4449 days Last view: 3221 days |
98SE |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1686/1816 EXP: 6130538 Next: 11569 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6147 days Last view: 6147 days |
Out of the 9x releases, I've found that 95 rev. B is the best (no IE-integration or bloat)
But still, Linux is better, especially with KDE |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1756/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
Yeah, I can't remember if I had 1st or 2nd edition, but when I had 98, it would crash at least daily.
You know something's wrong when every TV channel is showing nothing but Jerry Springer. |
Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 2028/2846 EXP: 12029490 Next: 232770 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6061 days Last view: 2798 days |
I think he was being serious
Anyway, you know something is wrong when various window applications start showing up all over the place in odd chunks ____________________ I dealt with it. |
Darkdata |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 262/366 EXP: 554774 Next: 10272 Since: 02-19-07 From: Last post: 6126 days Last view: 6125 days |
You know something is VERY wrong when you have to go to school in wonderfully warm weather. ____________________ |
Jordan |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 102/152 EXP: 148113 Next: 17756 Since: 03-21-07 From: Vermont, USA Last post: 6007 days Last view: 6005 days |
Well, yes, okay, but that's not related to computing.
Anyway, you know something is wrong when random pixels change color and your monitor goes into a permanent sleep mode (meaning it needs a restart). This had been happening on and off for a while, but I think dumping ATI Tray Tools fixed it. ____________________ What sig? I don't have a sig. |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1764/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
You know smething's wrong when your display flickers constantly the same way with two monitors of different types. (Happened to me once.) |
Drag |
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Spike Dragon Level: 57 Posts: 512/705 EXP: 1483127 Next: 2801 Since: 02-19-07 From: Last post: 3929 days Last view: 3929 days |
Posted by Darkdata That used to always happen to me... cold and rainy during the weekend, beautiful and warm on the weekdays (school) You know something's wrong when freeware apps perform better than commercial apps. ____________________ |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1765/1881 EXP: 6462862 Next: 187802 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6148 days Last view: 6138 days |
Posted by Drag Specifically, when companies use their monopoly status to make overpriced, underfeatured products and then not update them for years. (IE, anyone?) |
Katelyn |
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beh Level: 86 Posts: 1691/1816 EXP: 6130538 Next: 11569 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 6147 days Last view: 6147 days |
You know something's wrong when Firefox doesn't work properly, forcing you to switch to Opera or use MSIE. |
Xeon |
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Red Paratroopa Level: 31 Posts: 92/174 EXP: 181593 Next: 3770 Since: 03-09-07 Last post: 6021 days Last view: 3223 days |
You know somethings wrong when you go to turn on your computer and are faced with an "Invalid Boot Diskette" error. |
GuyPerfect |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 56/155 EXP: 152616 Next: 13253 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 6046 days Last view: 5995 days |
You know your graphics adapter doesn't support DirectX 9 when your Rappelz Epic III client shows both of your characters' legs moving in synchronicity like a bunny rabbit.
Happened to my brother. I don't play dumb games. |
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