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Laplace's Demon
Posted on 05-11-07 01:01 AM Link | Quote | ID: 34439


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Complete list
Partially illustrated list (not complete)

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
* Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.


This shit is gold

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Kernal
Posted on 05-11-07 01:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 34460

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Tyty
Posted on 05-11-07 03:49 AM Link | Quote | ID: 34522


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My favorites are the mallet one, the giant band-aid one, and the hair THAT DOESN'T FREAKING GET BURNT OR ANYTHING!

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NightKev
Posted on 05-11-07 03:50 AM Link | Quote | ID: 34523


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I saw something similar once. It was a "cartoon law" thing though, not anime.

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Spontaneous Madness
Posted on 05-11-07 08:01 PM (rev. 2 of 05-11-07 08:05 PM) Link | Quote | ID: 34645


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"Law of Penile Variance" XD
"*#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon. "

This is more than awesome. Was there something about hammerspace in there?
EDIT: Oh wait, nevermind, found it.

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Hiryuu
Posted on 05-13-07 02:27 AM Link | Quote | ID: 34959

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Oh shit...deja vu. I'm sure I've seen that list before I even frequented Ace's. It's been a LONG time ago...I think my friend still has a copy of that. There have been other similar lists I've seen over the years that are close to that but I'm sure that's the one that stood out above all else.

Finding the laws for a specific anime are great reads as well...specifically, Ranma ½. Some of that shit -is- gold.

Kawa
Posted on 05-14-07 10:00 PM Link | Quote | ID: 35299


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Recently, Chief came up with the incomplete list.

I'm gonna own him today. Thanks.

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