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Vyper |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 82/157 EXP: 155792 Next: 10077 Since: 03-06-07 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6110 days Last view: 5861 days |
so yesterday I'm playing an American football game called "Smear the Queer," in which one person holds onto the ball and everyone else tries to tackle said person. Upon tackling the person throws the ball up, someone else picks it up, and it repeats. Pretty fun, actually.
Anyway we were playing and midway through the game I got tackled and someone landed on my left hand. Needless to say, it bent the wrong way. Now my wrist is sprained. I can't put any pressure on it and any kind of bending hurts like crazy. No, it's not broken (no bruising, etc.) but it hurts really really bad. Even typing hurts (makes me wonder how well the job thing will go ). But oh well, I'll suck it up and get over it. Any as-of-late, interesting injury stories from anyone else? ____________________ |
Adamant |
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Ninji Level: 36 Posts: 167/234 EXP: 283820 Next: 24290 Since: 02-19-07 From: Norway Last post: 2503 days Last view: 1443 days |
I fell of my bike on my way to school today, and my shoulder got somewhat dislocated for a couple hours. Interesting enough? |
Pac |
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Flurry Level: 37 Posts: 76/262 EXP: 336248 Next: 2005 Since: 02-19-07 From: Japan Last post: 4485 days Last view: 2886 days |
I was practicing frontflips a few weeks ago in a university in Dublin, and a Spanish tourist group were stopped watching me, and with them all cheering me and clapping, needless to say I got a little over-confident I managed to land a few perfectly, but as I was going for (what would be) my last one, someone shouted something, I got distracted, I under-rotated, and landed on my heel. I was barely able to walk for a week, I was limping for another, and now it's a little better but still not perfect
It was worth it |
Tanks |
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Dry Bones Level: 55 Posts: 331/627 EXP: 1244823 Next: 69366 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5530 days Last view: 5276 days |
Vyper. GREAT GAME. Unfortunatley, it just got banned from my school along with wall ball ... I could play it with neighbor hood kids but A) they're dicks B) I'd crush them so it's not worth trying. I could actuallygo for a good game of tackle football right now .
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Tarale |
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Spiny Level: 53 Posts: 398/578 EXP: 1101802 Next: 55317 Since: 02-19-07 From: Adelaide, South Australia Last post: 6098 days Last view: 6086 days |
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Shadic |
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Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 139/376 EXP: 578092 Next: 33193 Since: 02-19-07 From: Washington Last post: 5962 days Last view: 5753 days |
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Spike Level: 58 Posts: 456/709 EXP: 1495711 Next: 81835 Since: 03-01-07 From: California Last post: 6015 days Last view: 3041 days |
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HyperHacker |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 680/1220 EXP: 3369667 Next: 116201 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6102 days Last view: 6086 days |
Recently I was returning an empty shopping cart, running for no real reason. I took a corner too fast and wiped out. Tore up my hands, knees and pants pretty good, there's still a spot on my hand that hasn't healed yet. |
Cat Justice |
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Mole Level: 43 Posts: 184/365 EXP: 552828 Next: 12218 Since: 02-21-07 Last post: 5350 days Last view: 5350 days |
I have some tenderness on my forearms from getting punched there alot and the skin on my hands are like leather from all the callousing. My most recent injury was the dislocation of a bone in my forearm which was tehn cracked back into place. Amazingly, it didn't hurt after that one painful push.
My most painful injury was the time I ran my neck into a metal clothesline. I had the air knocked out of me, a horrible pain in my throat that lasted for weeks and I couldn't talk. There was an imprint of the wire which became all purple after putting ice on it. |
Jin Dogan |
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Snifit Level: 38 Posts: 62/277 EXP: 364853 Next: 5594 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 5806 days Last view: 4342 days |
Posted by Vyper Yea, in circles where hating on groups is not widely accepted, they call the game "Kill the Carrier". |
Black Lord |
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Red Cheep-cheep Level: 35 Posts: 59/220 EXP: 258717 Next: 21219 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5432 days Last view: 5432 days |
'The word queer has traditionally meant "strange" or "unusual"' - Wikipedia, first line...
Doesn't seem like he's hating any groups here... I mean, the guy with the ball is unusual because he has the ball, right? ____________________ |
setz |
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Spike fuck~ Level: 58 Posts: 325/722 EXP: 1538209 Next: 39337 Since: 02-19-07 From: Pittsburgh, PA Last post: 5301 days Last view: 2588 days |
we've always called it "kill the man with the ball"
I like smear the queer better. ____________________ |
Jin Dogan |
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Snifit Level: 38 Posts: 65/277 EXP: 364853 Next: 5594 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 5806 days Last view: 4342 days |
Posted by Black Lord I know, I just felt like rufflin' feathers. But how many people(kids) do you know that use the word in that manner. 's all I'm saying. |
Spontaneous Madness |
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Bloober Level: 47 Posts: 201/441 EXP: 734214 Next: 31989 Since: 02-20-07 From: In hiding.... Last post: 5360 days Last view: 5217 days |
Major injuries... hmm. lessee.
I fell off my scooter while going 45 kph down a hill. While wearing short, a tshirt, and no protective gear. Needless to say, I lost half the hair on my legs, scarred my knee and my stomach, and couldn't walk properly for a week and a half. I sprained my ankle when I was younger, by slipping on gravel... I bruised my elbow a few months ago by slipping on ice, on the one slippery spot left on the cement. Everything was melted, except for that one spot. ____________________ D: Can't think of anything original.... |
Kasumi-Astra |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 49/154 EXP: 151524 Next: 14345 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6113 days Last view: 6127 days |
Posted by Black Lord Oh I hate it when people do that. Quoting the dictionary is bollocks when people know damned well what it means in the popular sense. Unless you imagine a big group of strong men bunding a single guy to look like a rush to bone someone. "Bone the Queer" sounds much more apt to me |
Tanks |
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Dry Bones Level: 55 Posts: 334/627 EXP: 1244823 Next: 69366 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 5530 days Last view: 5276 days |
uhhh... lets see...
1) Scar on my head when I did a flip off a lazyboy (when I was like 4) and flew right into the corner of a wall requiring many stitches. 2)a few months later I rand into a chair and cracked my chin open... MORE STITCHES ____________________ |
DahrkDaiz |
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Nipper Plant Sandwich Artist Level: 46 Posts: 49/417 EXP: 675026 Next: 36748 Since: 02-22-07 Last post: 3497 days Last view: 3417 days |
I had to use the bathroom for a few hours at work. Finally, when I got to, the dump was HUGE. I ended up with new hemroids due to the poop pressure. |
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Level: 75 Posts: 1051/1301 EXP: 3720597 Next: 106307 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Posted by DahrkDaiz LOL wow. |
Jin Dogan |
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Snifit Level: 38 Posts: 68/277 EXP: 364853 Next: 5594 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 5806 days Last view: 4342 days |
When I was little(2 or 3) I wrapped myself in a blanket and went rollin' down the stairs. Had to get stitches on my forehead which have left a very visible scar.
When I was 12 or 13 I was runnin' UP the stairs, slipped and had my teeth go straight into my lower lip which left two bloody gaping holes in it. They almost went through to the other side. When I was like 14 someone fractured my pinky and I didn't realize until I showed my mom how mangled and discolored it was. First I had that uncomfortable wrap around it for like 2 weeks. Then I got this badass awesome claw which made me look like a deinonychus. But then in the final weeks I had to just wear tape on my two fingers. Lame. When I was 17, it was icy out and I ran to catch a passing bus but slipped and totally carved out the palm of my hand. That hurt a lot. |
witeasprinwow |
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Bloober Level: 47 Posts: 153/444 EXP: 740106 Next: 26097 Since: 03-20-07 Last post: 5440 days Last view: 5831 days |
Posted by DahrkDaiz BEST. POST. EVER. I have a scar from stitches underneath my left eyebrow because, as a 3 year old kid, I was an idiot and decided I could jump over this big coffee table. I tripped during the launch and hit the thing full force. I think this might win the most severe injury so far, although if anyone comes in with anything broken then they'd beat me for sure. I was playing football with some friends one summer afternoon. I caught a deep pass, got wrapped up by this army kid I know, and then BLASTED from behind by an ex-rugby player friend of mine. I remember getting hit and falling. The next thing I remember is the ball being loose, and me trying to scoop it in thinking I had let it pop out during the fall, except for some reason my arms wouldn't work properly - I could move them towards the ball but not with any sort of coordination. Then I saw the grass up against me and realized that 1. I had slight retrograde and anterograde amnesia, and 2. This amnesia was due to a concussion I just had. I was oddly OK with this while on the ground; I was messed up so that I just took it like a matter of fact, like someone might go "Oh, I bruised my knee a couple days ago." Then I stood up and I felt it, and that's when it sunk in... "Fuck, I just had a fucking concussion. Fuck!" I didn't need to go to the hospital, as I was able to drive home fine, but the next few days I kept forgetting shit. The very next day I COMPLETELY forgot where I parked at the mall and spent like 20 minutes finding my car. Posted by Jinsei, benevolent star The name of the game originates from a time before the word "Queer" meant anything spiteful. |
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