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GuyPerfect |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 20/155 EXP: 152711 Next: 13158 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 6054 days Last view: 6003 days |
I figured that somebody gets paid big money to come up with promotional names and logos for drugs that come out on the market. I'm also aware that even though common side-effects include loss of vision, kidney detonation, reverse bowel function and death, they still try to sell you on all the good points. Try to make it worth it.
I thought I'd try my hand on it. Behold: Rexatim! Yeah, so the logo can use a little work. But it gets the point across! Rexatim is a new, state-of-the-art nasal spray designed to effectively and quickly clear up clogged sinuses and respiration pathways. Using all-natural ingredients, this intuitive medication is completely harmless and can be used whenever you like with no harmful side-effects and no chance for addiction. So next time you need to breathe, reach for Rexatim! ...Of course, you'll only understand the humor once you know what "allicin capsaicinate" is, so I'll leave that one up in the air. Enjoy! |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 586/4792 EXP: 26249165 Next: 175455 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3743 days Last view: 3655 days |
There shouldn't be a comma. ____________________ |
GuyPerfect |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 21/155 EXP: 152711 Next: 13158 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 6054 days Last view: 6003 days |
"Nasal spray" is being used as a descriptor, here. "Decongestant" is the subject... in my almighty mind, at least. |
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Ropa Alcoholic Level: 59 Posts: 211/737 EXP: 1586009 Next: 87119 Since: 02-20-07 From: The North Side Last post: 5464 days Last view: 2599 days |
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Kasdarack |
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Cheep-cheep Level: 32 Posts: 179/185 EXP: 199443 Next: 6999 Since: 02-22-07 From: Ruston, Louisiana Last post: 6212 days Last view: 6059 days |
Yeah, no comma. it's a nasal spray decongestant that happens to be powerful. |
Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 1487/2846 EXP: 12036983 Next: 225277 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6069 days Last view: 2806 days |
Posted by GuyPerfectYou remind me of Phil Cote. ____________________ I dealt with it. |
HyperHacker |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 575/1220 EXP: 3369245 Next: 116623 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6100 days Last view: 6084 days |
Rofl. Leave it to marketing.
Posted by GuyPerfectWikipedia to the rescue. |
Kles |
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Level: 75 Posts: 1024/1301 EXP: 3720134 Next: 106770 Since: 02-19-07 From: Canada |
Posted by XkeeperPosted by GuyPerfectYou remind me of Phil Cote. Oh, man. That's never a good thing. |
NightKev |
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Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 589/4792 EXP: 26249165 Next: 175455 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3743 days Last view: 3655 days |
Posted by XkeeperWhat?Posted by GuyPerfectYou remind me of Phil Cote. ____________________ |
Xkeeper |
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Level: 105 Posts: 1488/2846 EXP: 12036983 Next: 225277 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6069 days Last view: 2806 days |
*221942> <@laptuna> No one will understand that post
There's a deeper meaning. ____________________ I dealt with it. |
Ailure |
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Hats Steam Board2 group Level: 121 Posts: 692/3965 EXP: 19793487 Next: 263209 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden, Skåne Last post: 3310 days Last view: 2061 days |
I probably prefer eating garlic and chili than injecting it into my nose.
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Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1548/1881 EXP: 6466888 Next: 183776 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6155 days Last view: 6146 days |
I remember one commercial for a drug that included as a side effect, "increased frequency of bowel movements and an inability to control them" or some such. Who would take a drug that makes them poop in their pants constantly? |
Hiryuu |
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 391/1471 EXP: 4472808 Next: 106659 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6095 days Last view: 6088 days |
Probably someone going for the biggest bowel movement contest. I bet the radio would be perfect for that on the drive-in-to-work shift. |
Kernal |
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Gone Level: 88 Posts: 1555/1881 EXP: 6466888 Next: 183776 Since: 02-20-07 Last post: 6155 days Last view: 6146 days |
Yeah, radio stations always have really ridiculous call-in stuff. It pisses me off when they spend more time taking in calls and laughing at the people calling than actually playing music. (Part of the reason why I rarely listen to terrestrial radio anymore.) |
Spontaneous Madness |
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Bloober Level: 47 Posts: 177/441 EXP: 734122 Next: 32081 Since: 02-20-07 From: In hiding.... Last post: 5359 days Last view: 5216 days |
That's an awesome (albeit fake) ad.
Side effects may include nausea, vomiting. Serious side effects may include stroke, heart attack, and in some cases, death. (That's actually the serious side effects on a very real drug My dad saw a commercial for it once.. WTF? I think it was for treating some illness that already has meds for it.) Die first, or die faster! ____________________ D: Can't think of anything original.... |
Hiryuu |
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Done. Level: 79 Posts: 394/1471 EXP: 4472808 Next: 106659 Since: 02-19-07 From: ??? Last post: 6095 days Last view: 6088 days |
Someone give me a script (and a big ol' long disclaimer that I can speed up at the end) and I'll so do a radio ad for this.
Here's my resumé. |
GuyPerfect |
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Paratroopa Level: 30 Posts: 22/155 EXP: 152711 Next: 13158 Since: 03-14-07 Last post: 6054 days Last view: 6003 days |
Posted by Kasdarack A degongestant that happens to be powerful and a nasal spray. That's my mode of logic. Screw semantics. |
Kasdarack |
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Cheep-cheep Level: 32 Posts: 184/185 EXP: 199443 Next: 6999 Since: 02-22-07 From: Ruston, Louisiana Last post: 6212 days Last view: 6059 days |
Posted by GuyPerfectPosted by Kasdarack Hate to break it to you, but proper grammar is proper grammar. No comma. Period. |
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Lakitu Level: 52 Posts: 151/555 EXP: 1036585 Next: 47255 Since: 02-19-07 From: Citra, Florida Last post: 6024 days Last view: 4455 days |
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HyperHacker |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 589/1220 EXP: 3369245 Next: 116623 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6100 days Last view: 6084 days |
I remember hearing some comedian comment on a weight loss drug whose side effects included "anal leakage" or something like that. This is supposed to be healthy? |
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