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Happy Hour! Level: 81 Posts: 928/1556 EXP: 4850541 Next: 142308 Since: 03-25-07 Last post: 2679 days Last view: 2677 days |
It's still a rat. I crush it's skull in with my size 12 combat boots. ____________________ 
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? |
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 Buzzy Beetle Level: 44 Posts: 123/376 EXP: 577746 Next: 33539 Since: 02-19-07 From: Washington Last post: 5955 days Last view: 5746 days |
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 Micro-Goomba NUKE LAUNCH SET GET BANNED FAST! Level: 11 Posts: 3/15 EXP: 4577 Next: 1408 Since: 04-30-07 Last post: 6208 days Last view: 6209 days |
Posted by Koitenshin +∞ [EDIT] Sorry for my blatant lack of content, I accidentally pressed the ENTER key. In America, one stomps down with a boot. But in Soviet Russia, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever. |
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 Cheep-cheep Level: 33 Posts: 158/198 EXP: 220776 Next: 8403 Since: 02-19-07 From: person Last post: 6130 days Last view: 6102 days |
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Skewer EvilMushroom skewers the rat and sells it to a shady carnival. ____________________ ._. + internet |
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 Shyguy Level: 24 Posts: 58/95 EXP: 73370 Next: 4755 Since: 02-19-07 From: Florida Last post: 6109 days Last view: 6100 days |
Oh crap! I'm only level 2 ._. AGGRO!!!!
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 Cape Luigi Level: 131 Posts: 590/4792 EXP: 26236669 Next: 187951 Since: 03-15-07 Last post: 3737 days Last view: 3649 days |
Using my level 100 Black Mage, I cast Hadoken and do 99999999 damage!
/me un-nullifies the damage and smacks koitenshin ____________________ |
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Happy Hour! Level: 81 Posts: 931/1556 EXP: 4850541 Next: 142308 Since: 03-25-07 Last post: 2679 days Last view: 2677 days |
/me steals his infinity back from NightKev nullifying NightKev's damage to the rat.
/me casts Meteor doing 9999^Ω upon Reality. ____________________
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? |
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... Level: 73 Posts: 583/1220 EXP: 3367639 Next: 118229 Since: 03-25-07 From: no Last post: 6094 days Last view: 6078 days |
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ULTRA BALL >This isn't a Pokémon game! crap. k... ITEM PHONE *calls exterminator* *rat does something* FIGHT CAT and now we wait. WTF, I almost typed waight. Posted by NightKev9999 in base infinity? Wouldn't that be zero? |
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Happy Hour! Level: 81 Posts: 932/1556 EXP: 4850541 Next: 142308 Since: 03-25-07 Last post: 2679 days Last view: 2677 days |
Judging by the "Law of 8ball" Tina says yes.
[Monday 00:52:19am] (Sleeptenshin) !2na 8ball 9999 in base infinity? Wouldn't that be zero? [Monday 00:52:20am] (Tina) maybe [[Monday 00:52:28am] (Sleeptenshin) !2na 8ball 9999 in base infinity? Wouldn't that be zero? 
[Monday 00:52:30am] (Tina) most definitely ____________________
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? |
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 Bullet Bill Level: 50 Posts: 254/502 EXP: 891203 Next: 56114 Since: 02-20-07 From: Springfield, Ohio Last post: 6101 days Last view: 6078 days |
Hmmm... a Pretty Big Rat, you say?
*MaxKnight deals fatal damage to the rat* *MaxKnight proceeds to tie the tail of the rat to a club* RAT-FLAIL! ____________________ My current complication: Girl's name who gets no more than 10 minutes of screen time in the actual game. |
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Micro-Goomba NUKE LAUNCH SET GET BANNED FAST! Level: 11 Posts: 6/15 EXP: 4577 Next: 1408 Since: 04-30-07 Last post: 6208 days Last view: 6209 days |
Well, the limit as 1/log(infinity) approaches infinity is zero, so 9999 base n as n approaches infinity is zero. |
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Level: 48 Posts: 179/458 EXP: 776693 Next: 46850 Since: 02-19-07 From: The Void Last post: 3033 days Last view: 3033 days |
-> FIGHT
Normal Attacks: Electro-Bullhorn: Smack enemy with an electrified bullhorn, while yelling at them. d20+20, Daze, 17 damage, Reach 1, Knockback 1. Metal Cola: Heal self, gain Haste, chuck at enemy for great justice. Healing (30), d20+15, Range 3, Haste (+1 to TP gain for 1 round) 25, heals 10 damage. Tornado Shield: Protected by a force field which hits physical attackers with spines (but cannot block the physical attackers, should they get through) Energy Barrier Type 1 (6), 15 damage if attacker touches it, Improved reach 2, blocks up to 30 damage before shattering. Elbow Smash: A quick smack to the head with Metal's artificial elbow. d20+20, 15 damage, 18-20 crit. Special Attacks: Explosive Holy Red Laser Beams of Fury: Red beams enhanced by anger; posess holy-style energy, multiple hits, explode on contact. 2 d20+18, 17 damage, Range 3. Axe Sawd Slash: Energy Slash w/Poison, added damage from Chainsaw-style slashing. d20+18, 28 damage, 5d5 extra damage (15), Poison (13), Reach 1, Charge Type 3 1x. Falcon Thrash: Run at enemy, on fire, shoulder-first, then punch them with an uppercut, finishing with several flaming, knockback-ish smacks from a burning mace. Part 1: d20+18, Horizontal Movement 3 (9), 9 damage. (36) 13/20 hit Part 2: d20+18, Vertical Movement 1 (3), 9 damage. (25/30) 169/400 Part 3: d20+18, Reach 3, Knockback 1, 3 damage (14/35) 2197/8000 Part 4: d20+18, Reach 3, Knockback 1, 3 damage (9/35) Mach Jab Combo: Throw a fast but weak punch, followed by a medium punch, followed by a slow but powerful punch, followed by a flurry of weak punches. Part 1: d20+20, 5 damage (25) 3/4 hit Part 2: d20+18, 15 damage (25/33) 39/80 hit Part 3: d20+15, 25 damage (20/40) 39/160 hit Part 4: d20+15, 5 damage (5/20) Part 5: d20+15, 5 damage (5/20) Psycho Grab: Grab enemy with psychic energy, shock them, then set them on fire and throw them into the ground. Part 1: d20+18, Grab, Range 2, 13 damage. (61) 13/20 hit Part 2: d20+15, 20 fire damage. (23/35) 39/80 hit Part 3: d20+18, Throw. (13/26) DEATHMACHINE: Fire random projectiles. VERY Random projectiles. 1: Wolfman's Chocolate Milk (Take damage) 9 damage to self. 2: Cat Cube (Minor damage) d20+20, 10 damage, Range 2, 19-20 crit. 3: Dual Rockets (Two Rockets launched at foe) 2 d20+15, 10 damage per hit. 2 Range. 4: Shoes (4 Shoes attack opponent) 4 d20+10, 5 damage per hit, 1 range, 3 points left over. 5: Dimensional Surge: (Enemy Threatened by two corroding ether things)2 d20+15, Corrosion (-5 to damage for 1 round per hit), 2 damage per hit. 6: Disco Ball (Disco ball crashes into enemy and explodes) d20+20, 42 damage, Range 2, Improved Reach 4 (threatens all within 2 units), 1 knockback. 7: Another Gate (Random, strange damage) d20+20, Spell hit (+10), 20d5 damage, Range 4. 8: Tri-Attack (Three beams of three different elements smack enemy) 3 d20+20, 26 damage, Range 1. 9: Prismatic Dryer (Flies into enemy and explodes for insane damage) d20+20, 93 damage, 18-20 crit, Range 3, Improved reach 4, Knockback 2. Pseudo Cube Bazooka: Slow, self-endangering move that deals heavy damage. d20+20, 63 damage, Range 2, Reach 1. Slow (-5), Self-Damage on Crit Miss (-5) Madman's Firing Squad: Fire at enemy with a TT33 and Machinegun; TT33 deals more damage and is slower, Machinegun sprays lasers everywhere. 3 d20+15, 5 damage per hit, 3 range. 10 d20, 1 damage per hit. ->Explosive Holy Red Laser Beams of Fury 2 d20+20 (2 d20+20) 36 30 Hit! Hit! 35 Damage! ->Axe-Sawd Slash d20+20 (1 d20+20) 28 Hit! 5d5 (5 d5) 19 47 damage! PRETTY BIG RAT is poisoned! |
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 Bloober Level: 47 Posts: 247/437 EXP: 723870 Next: 42333 Since: 02-19-07 Last post: 6123 days Last view: 5994 days |
*Save state 1*
MAGIC (MP 2)"fire" (MP 4)"ice" (MP 50)"ultimate destruction" (MP 9999)"what happens when heaven and hell break loose in earth" (MP 1)"Poke the pretty big rat" <- Shiryu pokes the pretty big rat Pretty big rat will no longer exist in any kind of dimension, nor reality or fantasy in 3 turns. Everyone will become paralized in 5 turns Nightkev will level up in 4 turns The world will end in 1 turn AAA in 0 turns 7error __- in %&··"!"!! turns 0HKO *game crashes* *load state 1* ____________________ Generated a 991044 foot, 10.4-inch twiggy catgirl with orange hair, who weighs 315,239,939,065.9 pounds and has soft A-cup breasts, and it only took 0.00031 seconds. |
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 Morton Koopa Feel the pain of those inferior beings...as you burn in hell! Level: 98 Posts: 440/2410 EXP: 9374953 Next: 279400 Since: 02-19-07 From: Sweden Last post: 4518 days Last view: 4499 days |
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Happy Hour! Level: 81 Posts: 936/1556 EXP: 4850541 Next: 142308 Since: 03-25-07 Last post: 2679 days Last view: 2677 days |
Leviathan eh?
I summon Ixion in Overdrive mode having him cast "Thor's Hammer" Water creature dead. ____________________
What FF7: Advent Children Character Are You? |
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Cheep-cheep Level: 32 Posts: 89/189 EXP: 205883 Next: 559 Since: 02-20-07 From: Not here anymore. >> Last post: 6101 days Last view: 6077 days |
ITEM:
*MM uses Giant Enemy Crab generator. Giant Enemy Crab appears! FIGHT: *Giant Enemy Crab attacks Leviathan's weak point for massive damage! "Wow." muttered MM, whilst scratching his chin. "How ironic. Giant Enemy Crab, return! *Giant Enemy Crab is simply annoyed, and chops off MM's head. "Whoa." said MM. "Didn't see that coming." RUN: *MM's head rolls away. |
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